The 100 Entries!

Note, as hard as is was not to,
we didn't fix spelling errors on in any of the entries.
- all entries are exactly as we found them!

Most Classic Important Research Name:John Nafana Email:nafana@peganet.com Date:Thursday - 7/Dec/95 - 0:30:27 Homepage: Referred from:Just Surfed On In! Comments: Doing some research- would like to hear from guys (or gals) who don't wearunderwear. Email at nafana@peganet.com So What does Paula think? And just WHAT would you like to hear from them? How uncomfortable they've been and how GROSS it is NOT to wear underwear - I sure hope this isn't government-funded research! So What does Tom think? Hey come on! If you're gonna research something worthwhile do a study on what's wrong with those 400 pound guys who go out in public in a thong bikini! Cover those fat hairy butt cheeks BACK up, people! Common John, we NEED a cure! Most Classic Celebrity Frog Visit Name:The BOZ Email:theboz@aol.com Date:Saturday - 9/Dec/95 - 7:59:41 Homepage:Environmental Management Referred from:I just like the word 'slushy.' Comments: "Time is fun when you are having flies." --- Kermit the Frog--- So What does Paula think? Scenery is here, wish you were beautiful (I've been looking for an opportunity to say this). So What does Tom think? No, no, no, NO! That green puppet is really messed up! Time is fun when you've been logged on to the net for 14 hours straight! You're drooling on your keyboard while you've got a cup of coffee poured from a day old pot of burnt beans! You got stacks of NetGuide piled chest high keeping you from falling over, and your eyes are bulging out of the sockets from sitting 4 1/2 inches away from your monitor! Now THAT'S when you know you're having BIG fun! Most Classic Theory Name:Jeremy Vaughan Email:jvaughan@david.wheaton.edu Date:Tuesday - 5/Dec/95 - 8:38:43 Homepage: Referred from:Just Surfed On In Comments: if toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet, then whatwould happen if you strappeda piece of bread butter side up to the back of cat and dropped it from a building? So What does Paula think? I am really worried about the person who might pick up that toast and say, "a little dirt never hurt anyone." Jeremy, lets just let this be the 8th wonder of the world and leave it at that. So What does Tom think? A question even more probing is: What happens if you put grape jelly on that toast? Or what if the cat's been neutered? Does this throw the whole weight concept off? I think it's back to the ole CAD program on THIS one! Most Classic Love Lesson Name:Ryan Ballew Email:rballew@clemson.edu Date:Wednesday - 6/Dec/95 - 11:45:59 Homepage: Referred from:Word of Mouth Comments: Until I found Casey's homepage, I was a loser just like everyone else. Girls wouldn'ttalk to me and my friendsalways abandoned me in the woods by myself. Casey taught me everything there is to know aboutbaseball and used it as ametaphor for life. Recently I met a girl who went out with me. My chances are slim but the countis three and two with twoouts and I'm swinging for the fences. Thanks Casey. So What does Paula think? Your chances are going to get a lot slimmer if your new girlfriend ever reads this or watches Bull Durham! So What does Tom think? A Word to Ryan's new girlfriend: RUN! These guys who equate love to baseball have a missing gene in there! They're gonna be standin' around scratchin themselves and spittin on your good carpet the rest of your life! Get away while you can! Besides everyone knows that love isn't like baseball, it's like heavy-weight boxing!! Most Classic Way to Make Friends From: Vlad Buldum e-mail: vlad@u2.ici.ro URL: Comment: My name is Vlad B. and I am system engeenier in ResearchInstitute for Informatics , Bucharest , RomaniaMy adress is Str.Baiculesti nr.9, bl. A1 , sc.B , ap.6,cod 78401 Bucharest , Romania , Europe.Now I am your friend. So What does Paula think? I had no idea that is was even possible to make friends with a system engineer! All you gotta do is get them to your guestbook? Totally cool! I'm sending out the invitations right now. So What does Tom think? It doesn't take much to make these Romanian people happy! And now that he's such good friendswith this poor guestbook owner I bet he moves in next week! Most Classic Quit Change Artist Matthew Willcock (mat@mwillco.demon.co.uk) Visit me at: http://194.72.60.96/www/mwillco You should also visit : http://www.geopages.com.SiliconValley/1353 How I found t his homepage is: I am an idiot. the date was -August 7 1995 Comment: Who coined the phraze surfing, I feel that fishing is moreapropreate as you throw in your line and wait for something usefull :-> So What does Paula think? No way Matthew - no changing this - we'd have to change the language and spend tons of money on tackle and equipment that we'd never really use. We'd have to spray smelly stuff on our bait and wear those dumb lucky hats and worry that our trolling motors aren't quiet enough. Just be quiet and ride the waves, you're stirring up some trouble here ;-X So What does Tom think? This must be the same guy who posted this message to UseNet: "Fisherman looking for a good woman who can cook, clean, and has a fishing boat. Please send photo of boat." No, Matthew, I think we better just stick with the surfing thing! Most Classic Comedian Name:J.J Venom Email:sales@cbpinnoak.re.net Date:Saturday - 4/Nov/95 - 12:35:05 Homepage:onramp ??? Referred from:Just Surfed On In! Comments: - how about them New Orleans Saints. - Toronto Maple Leafs rule the world!!! - what's up! Hows the weather? - here's a joke- how dumb are blonds?...they think cheerios are seeds for doughnuts. - see ya later! So What does Paula think? Okay, if that ain't true, then what are doughnuts seeds for? So What does Tom think? Hey! My sister is blonde! I suppose you're gonna tell me the reason she can't make Kool-aid is because she can't figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in that little package??! Most Classic "Will it make a Photo CD Collection?" Name:Summie Tam Email:yu142786@yorku.ca Date:Thursday - 12/Oct/95 - 12:58:18 Homepage: Refered from:From Jeffrey Comments: Well, I'm pretty disapointed by your chubby face!! You shouldn't hve told me to see your hme page cos it ruins theslightly better image of you in my mind!!! Ha! (Jeff's reply: Stop insulting me, I know it's quite disgusting....) Contrarily, your girlfriend is much better than you. She is pretty, not like you!! I like the dog too, it's also slightly better than you.....Haha...... Thank you for sharing your girlfriend's picture, but yours..... just stop making people sick, OK? (All of the above are the whole truth and nothing but the truth.... Please, Jeff, stop crying.......I'll send you my picture to you sometimes. See you. Summie. So What does Paula think? I refuse to comment because my whole perspective would change if I only knew whether Summie Tam was male or female. So What does Tom think? OK, I'll admit it. After reading this I HAD to go see this picture of Jeff. Thank God he had clothes on! And really, it's not THAT bad. It's nothing a little Slim Fast and Lypo-Suction couldn't get rid of! Most Classic...tsk, tsk, tsk Name:Jess Morrissette Email:jess@xtc.net Date:Monday - 4/Dec/95 - 17:31:01 Homepage:The Warp Zone Referred from:I was on a quest for Zenonnites Comments: A guestbook...tsk, tsk, tsk. You should be ashamed. So What does Paula think? As I was relentlessly reading guestbooks, I ran across this comment. So, naturally, I took a side trip into The Warp Zone, and low and behold, I discovered that The Warp Zone does not have a need for something as mundane as a guestbook, because the first thing this page does is apologizes for those "404 Errors." Seriously, what's the deal? Ashamed of a guestbook? Not me, not ever! So What does Tom think? Well, we ARE ashamed of a few of the PEOPLE who have SIGNED our guestbook! But you always run the risk of a Jess or two signing in when you live so close to the edge like us guestbook owners do! Most Classic New Definiton Name:RACHEL MORELAND Email: Date:Friday - 24/Nov/95 - 19:23:00 Homepage: Referred from:Just Surfed On In! Comments: I THOUGHT YOUR POEMS REALLY SUCKED (IN A GOOD WAY, OF COURSE) I DIDN'T LOOK VERY CLOSELY AT YOUR ART WORK, BUT IN A GOOD WAY, I'M SURE IT SUCKED ALSO! So What does Paula think? When did the word "sucked" become associated with good? Did I miss something here? I feel kinda old now, so excuse me while I say the word, "gross" over and over all evening. So What does Tom think? In a good way, I'm REALLY glad Rachel hasn't found our page yet!!