The Guestbook from October 1996

Ode to the web..the most wonderful web..where I found my
 boyfriend..(enough said!)~~~~~~But really, I LOVE GUEST BOOKS!!  Just
 sittin in the library at school and suddenly I stumbled upon this
 wonderful site...Thanks for brightening my day  :oD

well met goode gentles!  i didst enjoy thy page with much merriment and
 laughter.  pray thee keep thine pages in good standing  and spread thy
 mirth to all.

I love this page. Perhaps someday someone is writeing a cool entry in my
 guestbook !!!!!

There's always a lesson to be learned from stupidity.  Unfortunately
 it's always the same lesson.........  Don't Be Stupid!!!

So here I am leaving a message into a compute...isn't neat  Whatever I
 say can be read by everyone so I am not going to say much but   visit
 me at   http://www.cris.com/~brimcgee/
 http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/6075  or Email me at
 brimcgee@cris.com

Hey, hows it going?  I am supposed to be doing  homework but remembered
 my cousin has a homepage.  Somehow I ended up here. I am in technical
 writing  for computers.  Ironically, I have only been on the   WWW 1-2
 times.  I am lost. HELP!!!  Well see ya.  From the land of snow (we got
 a foot today and it   is only the first day of October. Uck! )    Jeni

I think this web page is way cool and I will make it a book mark  for
 it. If you want to see what someone can do with a bunch of junk please
 check out my site.                      Thanks Robert J. Mahler

Thanks for sharing your page and thoughts with all of us. We enjoyed
 visiting.

Well, this is certainly a bit interesting.  I can leave a big message
 for the world to see.  Hello world, hey, to cousin Gaetcha in Holland,
 hi, whats up.  To anyone else who's reading this, you may be related to
 me also, and just dont know it, so dont say this is a bad guy, cause I
 could be your long lost cousin.

Uh... U- Uh... What was I goin to say? a who cares,  Uh... Oh yeah... oh
 man, ooohhh yeaaahhh I was just surfin' the net, I think, I hope.  What
 else could I have been doing?  Oh yeah I was eating, I can't believe I
 forgot that.  well Uh... Uh- see ya um... I think.  I don't know, you
 screwed with my head

bin deer done dat

I'm typing this slowly because I know you can't read very fast. . . .
 Um, good page, and some of the "classic" entries are pretty
 lame/moronic, etc.  But some of the entries in the current guestbook
 are absolutely hilarious:)

<CENTER>  <a href="http://www.neckar-alb.de/sam/">  <img
 SRC="http://www.neckar-alb.de/sam/imageg/plakatk.jpg">
 </A>Die Dancerockband SAM vom Neckar.  Schaut doch mal vorbei.
 </CENTER>

Have you ever wondered what happened to your favorite Commodore 64 &
 Amiga legends?    You'll find the answers in "In Medias Res". As of
 today 156 persons have answered my   interview questions, and more are
 constantly dropping in.    Responses range from proffesional
 programmers (eg Jeff "Llama" Minter), musicians (eg Rob   Hubbard),
 demoprogrammers (eg the Judges) and to crackers (eg Janitor).    Hope
 you have the time to take a peak! You are also welcome to write about
 or make a   link to the page.    http://www.kuai.se/~zike/index.html

Isn't the power of technology great? Sat down to write my articles for
 work and ended up on the net. Was the great web arm that reached out
 and grabbed me and drug me here ;) Oh well...deadline isn't until
 tomorrow, which means I still have hours and hours to play. Laughed my
 ass off at some of the entries in the Top Ten List! and plan on surfing
 right out to set up my own guestbook.

I was atracted to the internet because of the limitless freedom  it had
 to offer.  Now I find that I can be judged and found guilty  of not
 submitting a good enough message.  Isn't enough that I am   sending a
 message anyway? No. It must meet your standards. Yet again  I'm forced
 to conform to anothers ideal norm. You people say you  believe in
 freedom but your actions don't reflect it. You're living  a lie and
 perpetrating a myth. Hypocrites! You make me sick.

IT WAS A REAL BORING BEGINING, BUT ONCE I GOT FARTHER ALONG IT WASN'T
 TOO BAD. YOUR GUESTBOOK IS RATHER INTERESTING , BUT IT COULD BE BETTER
 IF YOU MADE BETTER COMENTS!

Hello world. I would like to share my musical  talent with you for a
 moment. ***Sings loudly***  The 6th grade Band got ran over by a
 reiiiindeeeer!  (OR A SEMI!)  Hanging out in the parking lot one
 daaaaaay!!

The Governing Council of the Cat Fancy (GCCF) (UK)  was established in
 1910. It licenses over   120 Cat Shows per year, including the
 Supreme Show with over 1400 cats.  The GCCF has 126 affiliated cat
 clubs.    Please visit us and sign the Guest Book

I have just read the 10 most classic guest book entries ever and now I
 am afraid to leave one of my own. It may not be good enough. It may not
 be bad enough. I dont know what to do. I am such a loser.  Has anyone
 seen my sweater? I lost it at the beach. It is blue and far too big for
 me, but my mom brought it back from Bali and she is coming to visit
 this weekend. Help.

You ain't got no ice cream!  You ain't got no ice cream!  Cause you
 can't afford it!  Cause you're on WELFARE...and  you're daddy's an
 ALCOHOLIC!!

I've gotten a message in my relatively new guestbook, from a "mich", who
 apologized for killing me, citing his defence of being a newbie...
 Should I forgive him? It seems like it would be a major greivence,
 being dead. How do I deal with him??? ~Karma

You have been graced by a visit from the Kowgod!

ok. i signed in wheeeeeeeeeeee  wasn't this  a whole lotta fun!!
 Gina Beena

You can go to my page if you want, but I wouldn't recommend it.  My page
 is only enjoyed by those who have iguanas and don't have them just to
 eat.

nice page, it's kewl and stuff

I have searched the net over for hours, days, weeks for an Internet
 Anonymous meeting place. I need to spend months there getting cured of
 this affliction!

I love this idea..great links...great page...

Help! I've fallen into the guestbook, and I can't get out! Last time I
 was here, I saw an exit sign after I tried to submit my signature. Hope
 it's still there.

Two plus three equals a chicken.

well !!!  thanks for the gustbook people can get touch with me  !!!  we
 sell wonderfule thinks "to get happnes, and how to be non broblems
 finance.    we love you all !!!!

NO FAIR!!!!  YOUR GUESTBOOK IS BETTER THAN MINE!!! (hey so I let you
 down....the entry sucked, but you can't win em all)

I don't wanna leave a "classic" message.

I come in Peace. Come and visit my site and leave your funnies joke in
 my tray!!

Well done to both of you, the guest book entries  are funny, but the
 comments that you add are what  makes the site! Beware for it is time
 for this dragon   to retreat to his den, but when he awakes he will be
 in search of many small crunchy things to besooth  his appetite.

<center><a href="http://people.zeelandnet.nl/albie">SURFING
 IN TO YOUR GUESTBOOK<BR>  <img
 src="http://people.zeelandnet.nl/albie/paint/gypnp1.jpg"><BR>
 FOR HOMEPAGE CLICK ON THE PIC.!!!!!!</A></center>
 <BR>

<img src=http://www.sover.net/~media/fish515.gif>  i was just
 swimming around and ended up her, I have no idea how!

Nice site guys. couldn't wait to add my own entry here....     buhbye
 p.s. you're fly is open

Bannlys dom häringa nedrans fräjmarna. Hur tusan  sätter man ett bomärke
 på en sida som man hittar  i en fräjm? Snygg skit annars!

Hi!I'm Mary, my cybercat will tell you all about me if you vist my cat's
 homepage.  I would ask you to sign my guestbook too, but my dad broke
 it.

I like your page

Kinda hightop but meek. Remember me! I will!

HEY!!! Can anybody figure out a better name for my homepage?!?!?! This
 one sounds like something some shizo has come up with! :-/

Profound page, I couldn't have described the guestbook experiance better
 myself 8^)

Dear D.B.Z,   I just want to say I'm a Dragon Ball Z artist.  I just
 love drawing D.B.Z!!! I hope to be a artist  someday. I hope my friends
 see this. I'm also  looking for a Vietnamese girl(no fat ones).13  or
 14.

I love this page I hope it says (I guess)

just checking around

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!! They've come for me!!! They'll
 never take me alive!! Never!!! Muahahahahahahaha!!!

days is the best show ever, and John and Kristen  need to get back
 together...

Oh, nuts! I thought this was going to be a private entry! i don't want
 the whole world to see me! heheheeee...but then again, maybe I do!!
 Take a look at me!! I'm the woman your mother warned you about!
 heheheeee...have a great one, all!!!

Well, I found your guestbook, but I'm unable to find the rest of your
 site.  Alas, gotta run... it's time for Bob Dole to say, "Mr. Clinton,
 I knew Abe Lincoln.  Abe Lincoln was a friend of mine.  Mr. Clinton,
 you're no Abraham Lincoln."

Thanks for all the fun. I really had a good time reading the msgs.Hope
 you come and leave one on my guestbook keep up the good work..

I got the address from a friend of mine, Athena.  The page was really
 good..or I should say "nifty".

Hey....good pic!!Handsome guy!!

Just discovered you tonight!  Had a lot of fun reading the other guests
 comments.  My husband and I live on a farm and he spends his days
 kissing the cows.  I spend my days on the internet.  Sounds like a fair
 exchange to me!  My husband's nickname for me is Goofy, but I can't
 figure out why!  Can you?    Frances Schlosser

Winning isn't anything - It's everything!

i ain't got no classic message but i used to know  this ole boy lived in
 the woods down here in   alabama allu time usta say
 gimmeachewubaahaaain'tcagotnosnuf.  He thought it was funny. Since you
 guys is in the  figuring aut buznes i thought maybe u could tell  me?
 Was he laughing at me. Thats ben worring me  for nigh on 30 years now!
 Please hep.  (ms)

S**theads don't surf, they just float around on the net.  Beware of what
 follows...have a splashing time.

<img src="http://www.globalserve.net/~rngr/smiling.gif">
 <blink><color=red>R<sub>n</sub>GR's
 </color></blink><color=blue>ToURiNG SPoTS!!
 =)</color><color=green> Best place on the WeB for
 interesting and exciting places to ViSiT!! Drop by and SiGN my guest
 BooK!!</color><color=red> See ya
 around!!</color><img
 src="http://www.globalserve.net/~rngr/logo.jpg">

we just wondered if we'd be able to leave a message cos your top ten
 messages were crap.not that  this is much better, but what the heck.
 bye,bye

Specialists never make small mistakes, as they  march triumphantly
 toward the grand fallacy.

Lpage has deleted my guestbook TWICE!  Anyone know  of a better
 guestbook provider?

I think I've been here before.

Howdy Neighbor my names Louie The Cowman.I'm the artist,inventor,and
 copyright owner of cowhats,jeans,and overalls.You may have seen my
 holstein clothing at Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.I'm sueing them for
 copyright infringement(just another of the many).Stop by one of my
 sites if you want to know
 more"http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/2976".You'd better get there
 quick cause somebody keeps messing up my sites on a daily
 basis.Sincerly Louie The Cowman/Inventor of Holstein clothing.

Your site is great! It has a concept that makes for an interesting hour
 of netsurfing. But, if your tastes are more into hot links that will
 get you to the latest in RPGs, graphics and internet utilities, you
 should check out the Dragon's Lair! A must for a sysop who wants the
 latest shareware for his/her callers!!!

Friend are hard to find.I'm a girl from Africa (west Africa, Liberia),
 22 and still growing , and   I'm the coolest

It's Great... When I want a good Laugh I come to the top 100 Most...
 Thanks Kevin

I tried to think of something to showcase my wit.  I failed.

LOOK MOM!, I'M ON THE COMPUTER!!!!!

HELLO AND HOW IS THIS CRAZY WORLD DOING ESPECIALLY  THE MIDDLE EAST OUR
 GREAT REGION IS SO UNDER STRESS  WILL IT EVER TAKE CARE OF ITSELF!

hello peoplez, ok, this is kind of wierd, seeing as how i'm signin this
 guestbook, and the only reason i am is because theres this little
 thought in my head(a THOUGHT, notta VOICE ok) and its sayin(i mean
 thinking) hey, sign that guesbook, and maybee they'll put it on thier
 list thingy jigger, cept now i'm thinkin, gol, why am i doing this? i
 bet like a million people sign this guesbook and try to be kewl and get
 on the list every day, and there is only 100 of them on there, so my
 chances are like 1 in 196734287634872375, so that really sucks, thanks
 to those morons out there that think they can be kewl, and sign the
 book and get on the list, cept, other peeple are probly thinkin the

HEY! DAMN YOU, I JUST SIGNED YOUR BOOK, AND MY MESSAGE GOT CUT OFF!!
 THANKS A LOT!!! NOW I'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE LIST!! JSUT CAUSE SOME
 LOSER MADE THE LIMIT WWWW AAA YYY TO SHORT! YEAH!hheheheh, ok well BYE!
 and thanks for making my WASTE MY TIME, so see like two thirds of my
 classic message get  cut off!!!!!!

Hmmm...  If you were not so nice I would not be very happy

For All Glenshadow's Tavern People! Read this!! Some can be really,
 REALLY weird,  but this is a great collection.  Who ever reads this,
 please sign mine?? thanks!!=)  khristine 'amaya'..  ps..read my little
 stories!!=)

You seem to have discovered the way to fill your own guestbook...

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Cats and dogs, dogs, parakeets and Kats

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I'd like to see a neighbourhood for the Asian community....as well as
 for Asian surfers (eg. Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand....)

Come visit my homepage and try to figure out what  I did wrong trying to
 create a guestbook!!!!!!!

Thanks for the Guest Book.  I love it.

Your page is indeed very imperssive and well done.  Congradulations!

Oooh...my very own "Classic" message... Are you sure I'm worthy of such
 an honor? =) You guys are great, I love your page. I read about half of
 the guestbook entries... but it's 5am and I have school at 7. Gotta get
 some sleep... But I WILL be back. You know it. --Jenna-- "May your life
 be like toilet paper- long and useful!"

Well, the only reason I'm doing this is for purely self-serving reasons.
 I am getting tired of seeing my counter sitting on the same number and
 NEED people to come to my page.  I put all that time and effort in and
 ONLY 87 people bother to come and look. Out of how many?? BILLIONS!
 Something is wrong with a world where you create a web site only to
 find that nobody gives a damn...  I have a guest-book too! Sign it!
 Invite your friends to come...Relatives...Neighbours...Get the whole
 darned city to my page if you can!  I'm desperate to the point of
 narcissism (Hmmm...I know that didn't make sense, but BIG WORDS SOUND
 GOOD - OK??).  OK - Thats my piece said. Excuse the spelling mistakes

I just thought that I'd come in here  since I can't read my own Guest
 Book.  It's kind of a brain thing.

I WAS HERE!!!!!!!

I am sorry for the brutal honesty, but despite the   fact that your site
 is amusing, I am far too   intelligent to waste my time on such things.
 The   time I spent here may well have deprived the   world of a cure
 for color blindness or liberalism.

Neat collection of "classic" messages you have there...  They wouldn't
 be half as funny without your comments, though!  Why does no one write
 stuff like that in *my* guestbook?  I guess I must have the wrong
 audience...

oh, never mind. I have to go open a fragrant gift.

Since I was doing a netsearch on guestbook.., I found this site.  Let me
 put my 2 cents in. Not unitl, I created my home page did I realize that
 I crave to see who all has visited and think of it. It's almost like
 being  a celebrity. You're seen so many and each one of those people
 have an opinion.

You all have taken the words right outta my mouth about guestbooks.  I
 must say it is a very exciting thing when you get a new message.
 Especially when you're just starting out and not many people know about
 your homepage.  So if anyone likes punk music or just wants to see some
 cool links and images check out my page.  Thanks.

I LOVE TAKE THAT

FOR THOSE WHO WANNA ROCK!!!!I would like to invite all those who blunder
 across  our website address to visit us on 10-31-96 and watch  us grow.
 You can stop by now and register, but we are   in our initial building
 stages.www.rocknrollsociety.com

I enjoyed reading some of your entries for the not  to do things, they
 contain! Am just getting around  to setting up an LPage guestbook to
 replace the  guestbook I set up myself, but which requires tons  of
 maintainence, of course!  I really appreciate  service you provide with
 this unique idea. Visit  my page in a day or two and check it out.
 Suggest-  ions greatfully accepted if they constitute cons-  tructive
 criticism.    Jack Macdonald

I came to your page because I tried  to view guestbooks at two sites
 that  post stories I have written. Both   site's like give me error
 messages  that I have forwarded to you and   received in return an
 automated  message that this problem should be  solved within an hour.
 So far it has  been two days. But your site has been   as much fun,
 although there is no   possibility that the entry will be  about me.

How do you sign guestbooks?Please help  me.
 Thanx,                         Cluless

Ok, here's the thing. Alex has this funny page   about the president and
 he really wishes the  world would see it. So come see it, then write
 to Rush Limbaugh and tell him about it. By the   way, he needs a new
 guestbook. You can try to  sign the one he has but it doesn't usually
 work.

Haw! Pretty funny guys. I liked the "now we are friends"  I had some
 good ones, too bad my guest book got trashed. :(  I like your graphics.
 Take it easy. Tommy

Carrey gets ALL his work from ME! where do you think he came up with
 that hair?!  kay, bye!

"The whole world to see" --I'm fulled by hesitation   of that.....

Great color combination guys ... who thought about it?   Anyway, it's
 nice to see that you have discovered a way  to keep people coming back
 to your home page  and that is by ... well, having the top 100 classic
 guestbook  entries - list ... peace! :)

I am a mole and I live in a tree, or can it be a sea of opal green
 luminesance? Tree, sea opal tea, I am a mole and I live in you!

If you don't want broken legs  don't jump out of the window!

Dearest Guestbook-type Peoples,    Why does your guestbook work and mine
 doesn't?  And no fair making fun of the fact that only three  people
 have signed my guestbook, anyway!  (I am  real sensitive and don't want
 my feelings hurt.)  And also, I sent a message to you letting you know
 that my page isn't working and never heard back from  you.  You're not
 a bunch of 'bots, are you?  Please  call me.  Heaven knows, no one else
 does.  Does this note   sound too whiny to you?

Bizarre. VERY bizarre.

The present is our only point of reference for   the past and for the
 future. And our awareness  of any happenings must obviously occur
 somewhat  after the actual event.

SOLDATI: Si sta come d' autunno sugli alberi le foglie. (Giuseppe
 Ungaretti)   Ciao a ognuno di Voi! E non meno a loro che ci guardano,
 leggono, ma non capiscono!

Excellant page! Wish there were more that I knew just like yours. Not to
 a classic answer but anyway very nice page. =)

I like it a lot!  It's quite unique.

I LOVED the top 10 entries. Please come visit my web page, it isn't
 funny like this one, it also isn't very interesting (unless you are
 into medical stuff), and I don't have a guest book, but I have tried to
 get one...so that should count for something.  Maybe I will have one by
 the time someone decides to visit.  I figure with all the pages on the
 web, the chances of someone accidently stumbling across mine
 are...well...not in my favor anyway.  Sooooo, I decided to take matters
 into my own hands and leave a message here in a place where people
 actually come and HOPE that someone will have pity on a poor lonely
 unvisited home page (that doesn't even show up on ANY search

I just want the whole world to know that we ain't no  piece of s**t in
 this country! NUFF' SAID!!!!

This is a recording !  This is a recording !  This is a recording !
 This is a recording !  This is a recording !  Wait a cotton-pickin'
 minute now, this ain't no recording but this baby  is live broadcast
 from Manila, Philippines where sunny beaches and beautiful   and
 bodacious babes come from. For more of us, physically, that is,  mail
 me at yngson@bayantel.com.ph for complete unCENSORED details for quite
 a   time.   May the force be with you!!  Sa mga kababayan ko, sana
 mamatay na ang lahat ng mga dayuhan!  Putang Ina nila lahat!!!  Mabuhay
 ang malayang PILIPINAS !!!!!!!

Hi Thundergod,  I see you all the tmie on cybersight -- Cyberfriend
 cheer   cheer up summer seems very loveable. I have Sara  and am very
 happy.    BYE

I'm going to do this every month until everyone visits my chamber.

Paula, I LOVE YOU!!!!

I eat meat hope that qualifies me as a human being!!  The thrill of man
 is to hunt and eat those smaller and more helpless then them doesn't
 it!!    Even bigger is a challenge!!  A cabbage just doesn't cut it for
 my killer instinct!!    Keep up the great page!!

What's the point of putting a guestbook in the Top 100 Guestbooks site?
 After reading all the entries,  NOTHING we say will be good enough...

¡Quiero mataros!  ¡Quiero mataros!  ¡Quiero mataros!  ¡Quiero mataros!
 ¡Quiero mataros!  ¡Quiero mataros!  ¡Quiero mataros!  ¡Quiero mataros!
 ¡Quiero mataros!  ¡Quiero mataros!  ¡Quiero mataros!  ¡Quiero mataros!
 ¡Quiero mataros!

To be, or not to be, the question is where am I?

Cool guestbook....wish I had one too!!

I have apply for a guestbook and I got it but it is not working now  and
 there is a problem with application page!.... can you please fit the
 problem fast please

What a awfull homepage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I do not want you to visit my website unless you have big buck$$$  to
 afford my investigative services. However if you dont have big bucks$$
 but have a body ( out of this world kind) Iam sure we can work out the
 money  situation. No poor surfers please. I cant believe I took the
 time  to write this message. Next time I'll remember to leave the bread
 crumbs  so I can find my way back home.

the wall...the whole damn thing...i was just wondering how it is that
 you are so cool?  i mean, the lyrics for the wall in it's entirety!
 someone told me that i should stop by because i write music for
 computer games that people have described to me as "pink floyd goes to
 china..."  if you would like to see for yourself, go to www.moraff.com,
 and you can download the best puzzle games anywhere...with the best
 music!  :)  I recommend the Morejongg game.  so, anyways, stay cool,
 and i'll see you on the dark side of the moon...

Tina Chopp is God! Praise Her or DIE!    For more information please
 visit us at http://www.aa.net/cotc/    When you sign *OUR* guestbook,
 we let you use HTML tags in the comment area because we know how to go
 into the guestbook and fix open tags and suchlike. The only problem is
 that frequently our guestbook server goes on the fritz and we have to
 take the whole thing down... isn't that typical?    Don't forget to
 sacrifice your vegetables!

If only someone had warned me being FamMan would be so difficult, maybe
 I would have remained SingleMan. No, really,, life is great and so is
 you guestbook. Keep 'em laughing!!!

I treasure my guestbook entries.  ....and if I ever get my guestbook
 working   correctly, may I'll find out what it is I treasure.  Guess
 I'm sit here and treasure yours for a bit.

Great page dudes, visit my page and sign my Guestbook

If a dog could talk, I think he'd say, "You  know, vomit ain't really
 half bad."

This aluminum foil hat isn't working like the guy  said it would.

HELLO!  I want to say hi evrybody that evr visited   or ever will visit
 this page!  I go to S.F.M.S. and   the teachers begged us to visit the
 page.  We said   we'd think about it and I decided to visit.  This   is
 an exagerrated story I hope you liked by ME!   Amanda E. Choutka,
 seventh grade author

"Classic" ;)

Visit my WebPage and don't forget to send me an Email.  Vistiez ma page
 Web mais n'oubliez pas de m'ecrire.

H  have been captivated by salukis for almost 30years  most frequiently
 asked quistion, do you feed them?  answer, no, I provide the food. they
 have to eat  it themselves.

Although I am not having anything to say, I am  asking you to visit the
 home page of me.  Please,  not that my home page has nothing that is
 similar  to this messege nor is it having any other general  bashing of
 any kind to any one nor has this  messege itself holding any not good
 or otherwise  bad meaning to any one of any religion... also  I would
 like to say that this place is having  lots of good in it and I shall
 praise it in my  unconcious mind for an unending period of time.

Hello there fellow Bajorans!! The Prophets were truely with me when I
 found your wonderful page. I've been looking for a way to get all those
 Terrans, Klingons, Cardassians, Vulcans, and other less enlightened
 beings to my site. Thanks a lot and May the Prophets Walk With Us All.

great page keep up with  everyone is welcome to see mine

This is an announcement reminding all persons who may be reading it that
 if they have not declared where they stand on the purple teapot issue
 within five minutes they will be forced to go to Abu Dhabi an eat
 chicken   with a spoon. Any resistance will be met with severe
 punishment from the   Great Emu and her Llama Patrol.   luv,  Bradley
 =)  Have you hugged your doorknob today?

adnamA !!ni pord d'I thguoht tsuj og dluohs I lleW  ???siht si woH
 !!yrtne koobtseug lanigiro tsom eht evaelot detnaw I ?ay era woh !ereht
 iH

IM LOST IN SPACE IN FRONT OF MY SCREEN, DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL IV
 BEEN. BEEN HERE & THERE ITS  ALMOST LIKE A SCARY NIGHTMARE, THEN I WAKE
 UP & LOOK & WHAT I KNOW IS IM WRITING IN THIS BOOK

ARG! I love guestbooks, but I wanna know how ya'll survived the "Great
 Geustbook Crash"?We lost all of our entries,all of our formatting, and
 my password to maintain it does'nt work anymore! The little "send me my
 password" function does'nt work, and, I havent even been able to
 reregister, constant errors! Instead of giving to UNICEF this year,
 lets take up a collection for Lpage so they can by more equipment and
 make this thing work right!!!!    Thanks fer listening to me rant!
 Skorp

Hi!  Your 100 Classics is definately verycrazy.  This is my veryfirst
 time to sign a guestbook.  My Mom always told me to stay away from
 places like this.  But now I've completely given in.  It's really not
 so bad but....just not what I expected. It's just a little
 uncomfortable, and SO  embarrassing being exposed like this.  Hey!  Is
 it over already?  Is this all there is to it?  Do I have to go now?
 Will you email me?  What a letdown!

I've long pondered the pros and cons of setting up my own guestbook.
 After visiting your shrine to guestbooks, I've decided to take the
 plunge.  I know my life will never be the same.  Thanks guys!  I owe my
 ego-boosting, braggin-rights, and overall obvious superiority to you.
 *sniff*  I feel a hug is in order now.  :P

shawn michaels is the best wrestler in the world today no doubt watch
 out for sid and  luger though!

"Fried fish frequently fly for fun",  Said by Herman Littleman on the
 6th July 1910.  It meant nothing then and it means nothing now!  I defy
 anyone to make sense of it.

Well I'll never look at guestbooks like I used to :) I'm going to be
 very careful of what I say now *LOL*  Personally I don't think I want
 one anymore! I looked up one of the pges you had on here, the one about
 "No one over 50 allowed" Ummmm...at the bottom of her/his page in Java
 script it said to llok at the pics she scanned...."look at the pics you
 might be in them" Now, if i'm in them, I think there might be some
 illegal action going on, and another thing, don't they have anything
 better to do then to take pics of strangers?  Keep up the good work :)

Drop in Look around and try some Links.  You are always Welcom!

Portishead is one of the few groups that I can really   sit down and
 listen to forever(if I had the time!)  They are intriguing and profound
 with some of the   best beats I have ever heard!!!

All I have to say is...um...um...too much pressure  Ican't think of
 anything!!Just want to say hi to  everyone... oh, one more
 thing...doh!!

I'm going crazy....the dots are after me and I fear   I can't flee any
 longer...I'm walkin towards a   bright white light.  I fell through a
 hole!!!   help....oooh Fire and Brimstone.

 i love kong harald of norway

Claire Danes is beatuful.................

Don't you just think that the following people are sooooooo fit:
 Paul Nicholls, Damon Albarn, Scott Wolf (the babe from Party of Five),
 Ryan Giggs (gorgeous legs), Kurt from Hollyoaks, Dean Cain, Mark
 Lindley, Peter Andre, Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves and Jamie
 Redknapp!!!!!!!!!    If you can think of any more, drop me a line!

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<img src="http://www.mtco.com/~esheppy/eyeflash.gif" width=95
 length=95 align=left>    BEWARE, for I lurk within the deepest
 darkest  realms of cyberspace, wandering with no sense of  purpose or
 direction. I never begin where I last  ended, and I hardly ever end up
 where I had  intended to go. Hope and pray that I do not find  you,
 because I terrify even myself. My home is  fear. I live and die in
 mystery several times a night  only to live again the next day. Be
 afraid. Be very,  very afraid. <br><br><img
 src="http://www.mtco.com/~esheppy/spider.gif" width=148 length=112
 align=right>  Follow me, if you dare, into a world so dark and

oops.  I signed this once and got cut off.  It also  looks like you do
 not take html.  Oh well.  Anyway, I   like your little thing here.
 Very entertaining.

Hi!  My Name is Anica.  I met Mariah Carey during an autograph session
 at a record store in Toronto.    I love all of Mariah Carey's songs.
 My favourite song is Fantasy.  I hope Mariah Carey comes to Toronto for
 a concert soon.

   Bonjour!     Vous voulez communiquer avec rêveuse qui aspire à
 devenir écrivaine?  Écrivez-moi si vous l'osez!Je m'intéresse à tout ce
 qui a attrait aux   sorcières, aux vampires et autres personnages
 mystiques qui nous fascinent   et exploitent notre imagination depuis
 des siècles.Si vous avez de   l'information à ce sujet n'hésiter
 surtout pas.Vous pouvez écrire en anglais,  je comprends les deux...

Hi, Come on in and check it out. It's full of Hot Fun  Links, Hot
 Information, and just all around Fun.  I am  sure that you will enjoy
 it.

Hey, everyone!  Was just passing by, and come upon this page.  Very
 nicely done, Tom and Paula!  For anyone out there that has the same
 obsession that I have, check out my homepage.  My main interests are
 genealogy, and talking on Dal Net, #genealogy2 chat room.  If you get a
 few, stop by and see us!!!

Tom and Paula:  I am a great sports fan me and my buddies are always
 pulling up your page and looking at it we from Echo Bay On. think it is
 the BEST!!!

Why is there all the people? I am no match for mighty doom.  Eh heh heh
 Moo

I was framed!!!! Ye cannt huurt mi ye foolps.

Really that's my real name, try going through life with a middle name
 like Running Brooke, It's American Indian if you couldn't guess.
 Cherokee really. You know, that's probably why I role-play..so I can
 make up a name that has NOTHING to do with running water . (speaking of
 running water, I have to pee.) see ya later! (I bookmarked your
 guestbook so I can come back with the click of a button!) sincerly,
 Valerie Running Brooke Chase.(doesn't really roll off the tongue does
 it?)

I have used your guestbook since I started my page in June of 96. I have
 to say I had more problems with the service than I had entries. It
 crashed how many times in the past few months.. like 3? Each time I (or
 anyone else i talked to) could never recover past entries. After the
 last crash some people went out in search of a more reliable guestbook
 server. Like an answer to our prayers PERGATORY GUESTBOOK SYSTEM
 appeared. They offer back ups and all the nifty personalization stuff
 as well. I urge you, the people of Lpage to use them as an example of
 how a guestbook should be run. I understand your service is free, and
 maybe you think this is an excuse to slack off on service. Pergatory is

I AM AN OLD FART, WHO SINGS IN A BAR  I LOVE MY YOUNG WENCH MORE THAN I
 LOVE MY CAR.  SOMEDAY I'LL BE FAMOUS AND THAT'S A SURE BET.  TILL THEN
 I'LL JUST STRUGGLE FOR THE PENNIES I GET.  I'LL PUT HER THROUGH
 COLLEGE, SHE'S SMARTER THAN ME.  I'M JUST A HOUSE HUSBAND, WITH A SON,
 ALMOST THREE.  WE'RE HAPPY TOGETHER AND HAPPY APART.  WHAT A LIFE TO BE
 LIVING FOR A LECHEROUS OLD FART.

I'm sorry, I just came in to see if I could use your restroom, but I
 think there is someone else in there...my mom said I should have gone
 before we left the house.

Ok.  This is gonna be a stupid kind of message, but what the heck I'm
 used to it.  Doesn't it just irritate you when someone asks you for
 help and it turns  out that they need more help than it seems like?  A
 while back, someone sent me a message that asked for some help on his
 page, tell him how I liked it etc.  etc.  I tried to access the page -
 the filename he put into the server was index.htlm  I told him about
 it.  Haven't heard from him since (but of course,  I told him his page
 was great besides)  Oh well.  Have a nice day.  And by the way, if you
 were the one that I was just talking about, no offense (yeah, right)
 and e-mail me soon!  And of course, visit my wonderful page! :)

Buzzkill is the best show in the world. You guys could pull pranks easy
 up there cause the people are so stupid. They dont got no brains man!!!

Um well??? I……… I live……… cause I………… OK I'm………… Some one help me here……
 I……… Well………O ya I………øk I have a web page check it out! Well……………… If
 you got time go to my page<a href="h"

Heh. theres some whackoze owt there, ya nowe? Well<the word not the
 kinda water>i guess i gotta leave the guestbook now, ye might get
 angried if i take to mucho of your spaze awaye, so i guess im outte
 tyme to say hye. well hye anywayze! Virtigo<aka ALeuN, ATH-eoz,
 Juvenile, Delinquent, or THe|Atoz. OVR and owt. l8R.<br>(yeah i
 know it dont werk, but who carez)<br> Virtigo

I was going to write something really funny, but I've gotten bored.
 Thank you.

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!

I really think that this is really neat.  I was just   surfing the net
 when I came along the guestbook.

Just to let everyone know; Rancid, Metallica, Bush, 311, Silverchair,
 and Smashing Pumkins rock!!!!!!

Upon a hill, there stood a doocot,  It's no there noo, 'cos some c**ts
 took it

Hello World!!  This is my opportunity to leave the most profound
 statement I can think of, so here it is.  Love thy neighbor and you
 will forever have friends.  Help the helpless and you will always be
 gratified.  Reach for the stars and you will always succeed.  Follow
 your dreams and you will never stop growing.  Lastly, you must
 sometimes take risk to achieve success in life.  These are my words to
 the world.  I currently live in Europe working for the Department of
 the US Army.  Please feel free to wirte me at
 fabieng@cmdgrp.hqusareur.army.mil

Hey No Doubt fans Whats up? Come to my room and we'll talk! Stay Cool!

The best CE class I ever took was "Jest for the   Health of it"  I send
 friends and co-workers to   the class all the time.  Laughter is by far
 the   best stress reducer I know.  Thanks for your gift   to our
 profession!

what do people say it tastes like... when they eat chicken for the first
 time

I've seen a few guestbooks in my day, but I've NEVER seen an entire page
 devoted to the signing of a book.  I don't even know why I'm signing
 this durn thing.  Ah, the hell with it.

My page KICKS ASS, yours sucks

One thing I can't stand is when people sign guestbooks more than once!
 For crying out loud, you had your chance!  Don't go back when
 inspiration strikes!

Confucious say, "Him who stand on toilet, high on pot..." Great, huh???

Visit my home page and see......

Well I personally think you're all nuts so I'll fit in beautifully   I
 love you all and loved all the messages can anyone tell me  is it lady
 like to set your farts on fire sounds a good  uni trick.  Anyway I
 guess I'll shut up Now.  NIRVANA FOREVER!

What to say to a person who thougth they were funny:  "That was almost
 as good as a fart in a spacesuit."

Hey. I'm a little pissed off that you insulted Kurt Cobain...sure he's
 dead and all, but you could be a little nicer....there are lotza
 Nirvana fans, so be a little more sincere...ok?

uh, hello?

Haven't received any yet, and I will NOT sign my own  Guestbook...that's
 cheesy

The gates shall remained closed until the master of the past and present
 return with the power!!!!

This page is prity cool .

Hey cool layout!  Great idea...    How do ya do those wild frames??? I'm
 just learning   this stuff eh!    Cheers    tom

I am looking for member of our family.  The Lockmiller's of Tennesse,
 Arkansas, Texas, and Oklahoma.  Contact me if you know any of this clan

Hey, dis be me Evil aka da Baby Angel and just wanted to say whats up to
 you and your crew! Stop by My Hood and check out my page! Well, N-E-
 Ways, I gots to be going! INCREASE DA PEACE!

sk8 4 life   sk8 4 livin`  sk8 4 a better environment  sk8 4 Leon
 Trotsky  sk8 or DIE!!!!!!!

Now wasn't this a link to Playboy? No girls? I'm disappointed!

The classic one: Better to burn up, than to fade away!

GOSH! I'M BLANK.  UMMMPPPP!!! WHAT TO WRITE.  HI!  HOW'S LIFE TODAY.
 WELL MINE IS NEITHER GOOD NOR BAD.  BUT I'M ALWAYS IN HIGH SPIRIT WHEN
 I'M SURFING THRU INTENET.

If you are reading this, you suck donkey dink!!!

This page is the phattest page.  I think he is really fine.People should
 check out this link

You skanky cheese goat feltcher!

I love the enternet..I have made some cool friends.  I love the chat
 lines...  I just started to learn how to use a computer, and  I never
 knew how much fun it could be. I also think  that this guestbook, is
 really neat to have.

Joseph is the most coolest guy in the Universe!!!!!!and don't forget
 that!!!

Hi, my name is Cuong Thai. I am from VIetnam. My language is Chinese,
 Vietnamese, and english.  I am in 8 grade. I go to F.L.M.S. which is
 stand for Folyd Light Middle School. I have 3 best friends they are
 Kemal, Louis, and Brian.I came to American 3 years. My wishese is to
 get a ggod grade in schooln and be a good student and I hope you too if
 you are go to school.

If your would really like to know someone who can   tell you damn near
 anything about "The Doors"  then hook me up with your email address.
 Send it   to:  ebert@navicom.com

You're probably pretty sick of people trying to top all the messages
 already listed here, so I'm not going to even try. I'm a boring, 2-
 dimensional teen-ager, who's only thought on this page is... do you
 people have jobs? Anyway. I think I'm going to go read a book or
 something. Yes, Winnie the Pooh sounds particularly comforting today.

If there is girl out their 15-17, who needs a boy friend  than give me
 your email.  No I'm not crazy, I'm just suicidal,  I wouldn't be if I
 had a girl friend.  I'm not a dork, freak, queer,  celebate or anything
 like that, so, it's cool. I'm not a  f**king computer f**k either so
 don't be worrying about  that crap.  Alright? Alright.     P.S. I'm 16
 going on 17.  I'm 5'11", 160lbs medium build,   but strong.  Pretty
 good looking  I like new rock, I'll do anything  you are willing too.
 (no queers)

Okay, so obviously you are NOT a grandma!  But you   can visit my page
 and see what even an old lady in  her prime can do!  I had a lot of fun
 developing   that page, learned on my own.  Those of you who   think we
 who are over 40 or 50 or even 60 are   brain-dead,  YA GOT ANOTHER
 THINK COMMIN'!!!!!   Hee, hee!  See ya on the 'net!

AHM SICK TO THE BACK TEETH HEARING ABOUT PEPTIDES, GONNY GIES A
 BREK!!!!!!!!!!!  THIS IS FOR WHEN MY HUSBAND LOOKS IN; TA VERY MUCH,
 DOLLS.

<font color=0000ff><b><blink>  DOB 1976 - JAN. 29
 ALBANY, NEW YORK <dd>   Hello, I'm just looking for my parents. I
 guess  they're not here right now. Later.
 </blink></b></font>

Hi everybody! Yall really stink! I RULE because I am captain of the
 cheerleading squad.Yes Oktaha is really a town.I am 14 and my birthday
 is Nov. 20 if you want to get me a gift. Well I gotta go. Love Always,
 Taylor Jean

Hello world.  Is the whole world really seeing this?  How would I know
 if it was?  Should I really care?    Oh hell... now I'm gonna have to
 crawl back in   that pit and hide for another 20 years till they  all
 forget about me.      YOu should too.. They're out their watching,
 always watching, waiting for you to make a mistake  ... then BAM when
 you do.. your dogmeat buddy!    Messiah    PS:  I'm not REALLY sane, I
 just like to talk like  sane people in my messages.

Great web page...so many things to see, so much information!  It's
 great!  A lot of the stuff on the web is garbage, but this a great
 site.

Half a bee, philisophically, must, ipso fecto, half not be.  But half
 the bee has got to be, vis a vis, it's entity, do you see?  But can a
 bee be said to be, or not to be an entire bee?  When half the bee is
 not a bee due to some ancient injury... Singing...  La-dee-dee, one two
 three, it's eric the half-a-bee... a b c d e f g, eric the half a
 bee...  is this a wretched demi-bee? half asleep upon my knee... some
 freak from a menagerie? NO! It's eric the half-a-bee!  Fiddle-dee-dum,
 a-fiddle-dee-dee, eric the half-a-bee... ho-ho-ho, teeheehee, eric the
 half a bee...  I love this hive employee-ee, bi-sected accidentally,
 one summer afternoon by me, I love him carnally...he loves him

nerdypantsnerdypantsnerdypants

I want to eat Alanis Morisette's leftover oatmeal!  (Oh yeah, and I like
 Alanis Morisette's album.

kay, i've never done this before so if it is blah in any way please,
 take me out to the feild and shoot me!!      man brain freeze i don't
 know what to write!?:(  i got all excited about signing this thing and
 now i've drawn a blank (the story of my life.)  ya kay well my name is
 nikky, and i am funky.  my sister got her wisdom teeth out and she
 looks like marlon brando in the godfather, my friend had a horse named
 bob, my other friend has an alarm on his tempo??? (what is that all
 about anyway?  a tempo??)  i asked him why and he and my boyfriend told
 me it was the Turbo Tempo, and that it had lotus handling and blah blah
 blah.  chya right as if!!! my budgie swears, my neighbors are crazy,

Hi,my name is BASTI VILJOEN,I am 11 years old and  I come from SOUTH
 AFRICA.I want to wish everyone  a very merry christmas and a happy new
 year.  Let peace and liberty survive,
 from BASTI

Ya, know? Everytime I go to resound my barbaric yawp across the rooftops
 of the world. I can never really think of anything witty and yawp
 significant to resound.    Here is a chance to step up, and let my
 presence be known to all the world, but I fight myself not to remain
 silent. Silent and safe, hidden within the cool, comfortable  shade of
 my soul.  I wish I was drunk, and lying in a pool of my own vomit.

I love Scouting

just thought i'd tell you people from the states that Canada is the best
 country.  We go the Tragically HIp and Sloan and Dan Akroyd.  The only
 thing good about  your country is david letterman and star trek.
 toronto is the beat city in the world.  if you want to come and live
 with me to get away from that country come on up.  p.s. have you ever
 seen snow?

My friends tell me that i'm boring. Well I'll try and be a bit more
 exciting  I think this site is:                  Groovy !

No Doubt is the band of the 90's. Gwen Stefani is the hottest most
 talented girl singer of today. Any ladies look like her? If ya do you
 better get in contact with me!!

AHHHHH-I DONT EVEN NO WHAT TO SAY..UM LETS SEE  WHERE SHOULD I
 START...WE'RE ALL LOONY, IM AM ANY  WAY..ALL THE ACID'S MAKING MY BRAIN
 ITCH...TIME  TO SQUAT AND AUGER OUT A LOAF...

Fa Fa Fooie! Ba Ba Booie! Fa Fa Fooie!  Fa Fa Fooie! Ba Ba Booie! Fa Fa
 Fooie!  Fa Fa Fooie! Ba Ba Booie! Fa Fa Fooie!

As I sit here, alone, in my basment, with no light  other than the glow
 of my computer monitor, I   can't help but wonder... what exactly makes
 a fart  smell so bad?

I'm new here, but I plan on becoming a regular.  Does the U S Postal
 Service forward snail mail to a web browser?

BEEP. BEEP. WATCH OUT EARTHLINGS... WE MARSLINGS ARE COMING TO GET YOU
 ALIENS!! EVERYONE JOIN US IN OUR BATTLE... JOIN US... OR WE WILL MAKE
 YOU...     small print...  join tha army.

Greetings and Salutations Fellow Pagans!    I just thought I would pop
 right in here and   leave a signiture to let everyone know that at
 some point, at some date, some year, I was HERE!    Now that you know
 that, I am sure you are just  sp00ing all over yourself right?
 Probably not  since none of you will most likely ever meet me,  and to
 those fortunate ones who do, Beware!  <G>    MM!  MP!  MMA!  BB!
 "...'And the Lord said, 'Let there be light!',        and the Lady
 said, 'Get it yourself!'..."

I'm VERY fun lovin , answer ALL my e-mail! Please write me !!

I WAS AT THE ADRESS COPS EAT DOGNUTS AND IT ASKED IF SKATE FASHION IS
 DEAD.  ITHINK THAT IT IS STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE,BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF
 POSSERS OUT THERE. AND THERE THE ONES THAT BRING THE FASHION DOWN.THEY
 REALLY SUCK!  THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY.I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T
 CARE,BUT I'LL TRY TO STAY IN TOUCH.

I just want to say THANK YOU for help me to get my GUESTBOOK.  Ahh..
 What are you waiting for? Get yours...

     Sua HP esta bem legal!!! Gostei mesmo!!!     Quando der, mande um
 mail pra mim!!!     Obrigado pela oportunidade!!!
 Tyciano

Oh goody, here's the place where you can publicly make a big fool of
 yourself. I don't know why I am doing this. No - sorry, I do know - I
 need more web traffic for my homepage. Pathetic isn't it - what people
 do for publicity. I read about this French guy who ate, like, ten bikes
 or something just so he could get into the Guiness Book Of Records. Not
 that that has anything to do with anything. OK - gotta go read Animal
 Farm and figure out what the cowshed incident was (the things English
 teachers ask!) Uuuh - I was just starting to enjoy this. Bye people.
 Whoever you are.

AAAGGGHHHH, Where am I!  I am trapped deep within the dark caverns of
 this computer!  And it's also sucking the time away.  I couldn't have
 been weaving through the web for five hours!?!  Somebody help me.  By
 the way, this page took up a lot of that time.  Tom and Paula, you have
 a lot to answer for!  Great page!

OMG...Donna..I am so impressed...LOL..and no I haven't done much net
 cruising, but I know a good thing when I see it.  You are one of the
 nicest people in the 40's room and we all enjoy you...now leave me
 alone while I read somemore. May be here all night! LMAO ((((HUGS)))
 bye, Deb

Revco good,big business bad,management bad,animal testing bad,Nitzer Ebb
 good,layoffs bad,rich people bad,eat the rich,religious hypocrits
 bad,animal cruelty bad, when it comes to pain and suffering, a dog is a
 rat is a cow is a child.

turd=life

I'll be baaaaack to visit this site agaaaaaaaain. It's baaaaaa alot
 easier to read when you're not asheep.

Meow.

WHOA!!!!!

Hi, everyone! This is my first time ever on the Internet! I love it! I'm
 thrilled to have signed your guest book!  Bye for now.

Ok...I read the statement about the guy from Tennessee..  Contrary to
 most peoples popular belief, we are not all illiterate, asinine
 hillbillies...  Actually, I my self, know of none that truly are
 hillbillies in the classic sence.  You know.. just listen to Jeff
 Foxworthy redneck jokes..  That seems to be most peoples idea of what a
 Tennesseean is...  I really hate to kill your imaginatory picture of a
 Tennessee hick, but it's time the World found out the real story..  We
 are normal people.. just like "ya'll"  :)  Have a good day...see ya..

send me e-mail

the niggers are rioting in st pete florida. all  i have to say is
 everyone keep there powder dry.     i like to see them try that s**t in
 south tampa   everyone of them would go down!!!

Ugh!  Like someone else wrote earlier this month,  I did not start on
 the internet to end up where I  am now.  I began to do some
 researching, but somehow  ended up here!  Help!  Is there any hope I
 can learn how  to use and become efficient using the internet?

No Pressure - Hi World!!  No Kidding, your guest book tips and examples
 are really helpful to someone just starting out in this Hyper Jungle.
 Thanks!!

Not very interesting, your site, the classics don't strike me as
 anything out of the ordinary. But the idea is. Guess that's why all
 advertisements work - be it good or bad, somebody notices...

I have been Hooked on CHET, since 1950. Bought a   Gretsch,"with Chet
 Atkins" on it for $500, sold it  for $500 in 1988, The book on it was
 $7000 and I   have never been the same since. Jack Bell

Um... is the whole world actually going to see this? Are you going to
 make sure? I think your next project should be making sure every person
 on the face of the planet sees this message. Yeah, that's it... okay.
 What? Confused? I'm not confused, you're confused!! Oh, no, wait, maybe
 I am confused... well, let's change the subject, anyway. You know,
 about that multiplying coathanger entry... the rate at which those
 things reproduce astounds and frightens me. I mean, my room is full of
 them!! And it all started 3 weeks ago... I finally got a coat... I got
 2 hangers for it, you know, just in case one of them breaks. The next
 day, there were 3 of them! I supposed an extra one had gotten in there

by accident. But then the next day, there were 6 of them! Which brings
 up an interesting question, by the way... is there such a thing as
 incest with coathangers? I mean, just think of it... it's not socially
 acceptable! Someone should really write a letter to the Coathanger
 Association... Inform these hangers that such   behaviour will not be
 tolerated!! Actually, that's what I'm going to do right now!! You'll
 see it printed in thousands of newspapers all over the world!! Yeah!!
 Coooooool...    -Uh, does this qualify?

Sorry about those last two messages... I suffer from verbal diahrrea.

That was a fish, couldn't you tell that?!

Great page.  I am writing this now... well, it is  now, but I guess that
 it's before for you, but it   is now for me, which I guess is later for
 you, but  it is actually now for you at the same time... but  this
 entry is now, but it is really later and now...  Man.  This is so
 confusing...

hello all you cute cuddly-wuddlies...  sit right there and