The November Guestbook

Don't stick beans up you nose!

Just because we are from the sticks , doesnt keep   us from recognizing
 Fruitcakes geniuss when we see  Them,, B-)

Classic message huh? Well I don't know about that.    I guess of all the
 things I've lost...I miss my  mind the most.

i dont mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public. - Dennis
 Rodman(this guy is a GOD!)

Want some fresh air from the hottest Greek island ? Try this page and
 learn about me and Samos island in Aegean sea, birthplace of
 Pythagoras.  S  E  E   you there folks !!!   (-KlyNN _=+-=_ SaMoS-)

I think I must've shrunk down in my chair about 2 feet after reading
 your description on guestbooks...you know, wearing an alarm, checking
 it every 5 minutes in hopes of finding a new entry...sounds just like
 me. what else? oh yes, I bought a plane ticket so now I can go and
 personally kick the *ss of that self-proclaimed "deadbeat dad and proud
 of it gosh darnit!" I thought you'd be pleased to hear about that one.

hi...um...ok bye

Hey I'm Clark Turner I'm cool,bad, and kick butt.

Oh, la, la!  "Be aware that we expect some really good entries here in
 our guestbook!" Sacre bleu! Vous savez vraiment mettre de la pression
 sur une visiteur!   C'est plus fort que moi...je ne suis plus capable.
 Laisse-faire, d'abord.

Merde!  Faute d'orthographe...après avoir lu vos commentaires j'ai eu
 trop honte de moi pour laisser mon message comme ça.    Oh, la, la!
 "Be aware that we expect some really good entries here in our
 guestbook!" Sacre bleu! Vous savez vraiment mettre de la pression sur
 un visiteur!   C'est plus fort que moi...je ne suis plus capable.
 Laisse-faire, d'abord.

I gotta' get a life. Or, maybe just sleep. Hmm.  What it really boils
 down to, is...  ...  ...  ...  WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING UP READING
 THESE CRAZY GUEST   BOOK ENTRIES???    g'nite.

After reading your classic 100 entries. I realized I'm not the only one
 who doesn't have a life.  But then it does take some imagination to
 write something witty in someones guestbook.  Fortunately imagination
 is not something I'm lacking in.  But I can't say that about my other
 qualities. Anyways I diverge from my topic.  Which really wasn't much
 of a topic anyways.  But again I diverge. Thanks for giving me the
 opportunity to ramble.  You can always go to my page and ramble on in
 my guestbook.  Well see ya later!  Maybe in my Guestbook???? Who
 Knows????

Hmm..How did I ever find this page???  Hmm..I guest I made a wrong turn
 somewhere in Australia or was it Austria??

Ho ho ho!  You should have a warning label on this  thing.  "Warning!
 Reading this material can cause  uncontrollable fits of laughter.
 Proceed at own  risk."

Politics boils down to this:    Criminals?  Democrats: Rehabilitate them
 and give them a second chance.  Republicans: Give them the swift sword
 of death    The poor?  DEMs:Give them food and shelter  REPs:Give them
 the swift sword of death    Endangered Species?  DEMs:Protect them and
 their environment  REPs:Swift sword of death    The Uninsured?
 DEMs:Give them a new health plan and benefits  REPs: Yup, swift sword
 of death    THE COST?  DEMs: $9,000,000,000,000,000  REPs: $49.95 (Cost
 of one sword)

You know, I actually thought about trying to make it onto the "classic"
 list  by saying something totally off the wall.  But, I decide to be
 practical.  I'm trying to set up a guest book of my own, and look where
 I ended up!  Hey, glad I stopped by.  Dont forget to visit me at the
 address above, and  sign my guestbook (whenever I finally get around to
 getting on, that is...)!  Bye!

Hello to all....

This is Fantastic.  I am just learning all this and this gives me a
 chance to see something else I would like to do to my page.  Thank you
 for this service.

My head is on fire and you are the only person I have to tel about it.
 Do you have a pen I can borrow?

Hey buds If you like crap and who dosen't I think you really need to
 check out this page.    If you Like VW Sciroccos and Other VWS I want
 to get some Email from you. I'm a VW freak!    Gracias.

This Page rocks! I'm really curious where tom is from in Indiana.  I'm
 the king of being up all night. It's 5:00am, do you know where you are?

What a letdown - no more political speeches or commericals or political
 speeches or commercials or political speeches or commercials or... so
 where do I end up?  Trying to list my website with search engines and
 instead get email after email after email after email of junk and email
 lists I can't unsubscribe to.   Guess the mind is just to jumbled from
 everyone telling me where to put the "x" (Clinton, Dole or Perot).
 Boss is a republican, parents are democrat, husband is both and dog
 likes Perot (I think because my mom calls him Pea Rott).  Help!!  Will
 I be like this again in 4 years??????

Hears to the crack that never heals, the more you rub it the better it
 feels

I just wanted to let you know that I was reading   your page at work
 (Shh..Don't tell, I get paid to   surf the net).  Anyway, I work in
 this really small  room with about 6 computers and 4 other people so
 I had to stop because I kept trying not to laugh,  only to sound like I
 had a chicken bone stuck in   my throat.

This goes with the buttered toast/cat question theme:  If Plant Man and
 Spoon Man got in a fight, who would win?  Plant Man could wrap his arms
 around spoon Man, but Spoon Man could hack off Plant Man's arms.  If
 you have any way of answering this question, e-mail me at cylor@wko.com

i just want to report a spelling mistake. in your no frames html thing
 it says "prodcutions". thats it.

Why is there so often only room for three letters  when you write which
 country you are from in   guestbooks???

Hello everyone!  Are you sitting at work bored too?  Do you want to come
 for a quick punt on the River Camb.  You can bring your pet hamsters
 and gerbils with you if you wish.  I've lost the plot I'm afraid - it's
 Friday and it's been an awfully long week at
 work....................I've only just found this site, it's
 SMASHING!!!!! RA RA RA!  Let's all go for a trip to the Supermarket.
 Lovely.  See you later when your legs are straighter.  Love Sarni
 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

neat web page setup

I am kinda in trouble here...I have brand spanking new homepage and,
 while using a cool html editor  I discovered how to make blinky
 text...however I cant view my page now cause everytime I look at the
 blinky text I have a siezure.  Is this something I should have checked?
 I notice there is no blinky text on your page. Thanks for being so
 thoughtful. :)

High Five, friends!

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This page has wide selectionfof games to cheat on.

i feel no need to post a message for the whole world to see.If I left
 one then I would be on the same mentality level as you(s).GOTCHA good
 bye and good riddens

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Very interesting but mine's not.

Don't just do something, stand there!

I REALLY ONLY PICKED THIS SITE 'CAUSE MY INITIALS ARE   BAT... BUT FOUND
 OUT IT WAS PRETTY INTERESTING WORTH  THE 20 BUCKS TO READ ALOT OF THE
 TOP 100!!!

Hi   My friend Kevin told me to visit you pages. I especially like the
 top 100 guest book entries.    Keep up the good work.   Jim

Being without the ability to leave a Q-tip in your guestbook has left me
 with nothing to say.

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Hejsan alla nordiska vänner! Gå till min sida och berätta hur DU får
 kvinnirna på fall!

Your homepage is really great!    MINE is better!  (Well, it's relative,
 isn't it??)

This is cool!  I am 17 and in High School.    This is my first time on
 the net!  I never   realized how much information I can get on   this
 thing.  Bye!

I am from Sweden and i can't understand the Swedish chef in The Muppet
 Show.  It must be the phrasing.....or something......like
 that...hmmm....he does not LOOK that swedish either.....strange.  Don't
 you guys think that we been made fools of enough...i meen (i wonder if
 i spelled that one correctly?), Ace of base is from Sweden :(    Life
 sucks.........:)

Thanks for providing us with a cool guestbook, keep up the good work.
 Don't forget to check out the link back to my page.

It all starts out just sitting here and surfing the net, then before you
 know it your humming a little tune, and All Of The Sudden YOUR.....
 SINGING IN THE RAIN, YES SURFING IN THE RAIN,,,WAIT! Why the @$#8&! is
 it Raining on my computer??!!

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I have two words:Guestbooks Rule!!!!!!!

I am so intimidated by the clever...dumb...cute...  inventive...and
 grammatically challenged entries, that  I don't know what to say!

These darn HTML filters!

Penguin lust......

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 o        ooooooooooooooooooooooooo    Be Happy!

Everyone else must have magical guestbooks, 'cause whenever somebody
 tries to sign or view my guestbook, it never works. Either the links
 are old, or the server machine isn't open, or maybe World War III has
 started and the country where the server machine is has just been
 nuked.   Go figure.

You are idiots.  I hate guest books.  Screw off.

This place takes the cake!It's cool!

looking through the glass can be a exciting and new, but when the   sky
 opens and a black mass appears leave the city before its to late.

I am at school believe it or not and it really sucks.  If you ever come
 to Tumwater do not come here unless you want to see me!  Tumwater
 football rules, but the school is a piece of shit!

Can I be 101!  Real original

YYUR  YYUB  ICUR  YY4ME!      Enjoyed your page & will return.

Thanks, Thanks..... and Thanks.  You guys are so cool.  I don't know a
 place, where you can get at cheap laugher, like here......   :)

Take a look at my very unlegal homepage  and send my an cool e mail

Whoa! So this will be my claim to fame for the future, eh?! Most
 fantastic ..... I don't really know what to say, so   I'll just say (In
 american)"Howdee folks, have a nice day  y'all". What an arsehole I
 might seem, but really I'm not.

let the words of mouth be joyful sounds of praise  unto the only true
 living god, our father in heaven  may god bless

I don't really know why guestbooks were invented.  Seems kinda stupid to
 me.So why am I signing a   guestbook and looking at guestbook entries?
 well,  i decided to maybe get a guestbook, and the page  I downloaded
 from said this was a cool place to go    There I've said it.

To quote the great Sir Mix A Lot:    Monster kinky, have no morals,
 Monster love to get oral.

To quote the great Sir Mix A Lot:    Monster kinky, have no morals,
 Monster love to get oral.

CANTON HIGH SCHOOL FUCKING SUCKS BIG DICK.  EVERYONE JERKS OFF WITH
 THEMSELVES.  I'M SITTING IN A STPID FUCKING CLASS WITH A FAT ASS BITCH
 AS A TEACHER THAT I FUCKING HATE.

hello I wish I was a oscar meyer weiner. he he he ha ha ha

SPOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!   I am here to save you evil wretches from the
 evil that is eating away at you and causing you to put really stupid
 pages like this on the net!!!  Ok-  Yes evil comes in manny forms
 weather it be a man eating cow or Joseph Stallin!  But you can't let
 the package hide the pudding!  Evil is just plain BAD!  you don't
 cottin to it!  You got to smack it in the nose with a rolled up
 newspaper of goodness!!  BAD DOG!!!!BAD DOG!!!

How could anybody not enjoy the fun on your Web site. I have not found
 one more intersting, keep up the good work. All you people out there,
 check my page. Happy Christmas

I don't get it.    How do I make any money looking at guest books?
 What's the joke?  What's the point?

MANCOW is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!

clinton happens

riddle me this, riddle me that, what makes that orange of yours get
 smashed by a bat?

Now I own you. Next stop, the World!

My divorce from the Redneck From Hell was finalized yesterday, and last
 night my friends and I burned him in effigy.  I fantasized that it was
 really him, and I wondered how long it would take a real body to burn.
 Now all that's left is a big pumpkin head on a stick, and the corner of
 his flannel shirt.  I feel better now.

WINNIE THE POOH IS NEAT AND IS AWESOME

I really like the website. I found out from a very   close friend what
 it was like, and I'm really glad  I did because I got to see stuff on
 my idol BETTE  MIDLER!!!!!!!  She is the best actress and singer  I
 have ever heard or seen. I hope that someday  I will be able to meet
 her. That is my dream. I'm  your biggest fan Bette!!!!!!

Peace on Earth or the Earth in pieces.

I have a purpose in life.  What it is, I do not know.  How I shall
 accomplish it, I don't know either.  Will it be good or bad, still I do
 not know.  All I can say is, it'd sure as hell better not tear me away
 from my computer!

You guys/girls know that if your address was in  spanish it would be
 www.muyloco.com. Well, funny  top 100 guestbook signings. C-ya
 NBBXtreme

Hi I'm just.......uh-oh..(background noises)..  ."unzip".."tinkle
 tinkle"...."zip"..."FLUSH!!"..  (back to present)...ahh..muy better.
 Ok....now   what was i going to say??....oh...screw it....
 ..nevermind.

Sorry, no classic message.

Absolutely LOVED your comments.  You guys ought to be professionals.  My
 favorite entry on my GB is, "Thought for the day. '.......' "

Hi People!  I was in a really pissy mood before I looked at  you're
 page! But now, I feel sooo much better!  THANKS FOR ENTERTAINING ME!
 Love, Lisa

well, the world is going crazy and there is war all  over the place and
 i thank god or the devil that   i have the chance ok living in a far
 away from all of   that village in the deep quebec country

It's a dog eat dog world out there,  and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear!

Internet brings you around the world...look where it brought me....the
 gutter

Its nice to know that there are people out there dedicated to doing
 nothing but read other people's comments.  It makes me feel warm and
 fuzzy.  (:-o

Hello. You sure are popular judging by the magnitude  of guestbook
 entries.  Here's a question or two to ponder:    If SPAM is Spiced Ham,
 wouldn't Spiced Pork be SPORK???    If aliens are searching for
 intelligent life,  why the hell are they coming HERE?    If pigs all of
 a sudden started flying, just imagine how many other  weird things
 people would be expected to do...    *When Pigs Fly!* Ha!    Hasta La
 Vista.  -oCeLoT!    P.S. If any phsycho out there wants to email  me,
 do it! I live for the thrill of being  socially acknowledged. :)

I find LiTTEr BOxes rather interesting. You know it is really hard to
 fit your HeAD through that little dOOr. And what we think the impact
 that a veggie CAt will have on a LiTTEr BOx is the SHIT will be
 GReEn!!!!!!!

300 New Millionaires will be created in the United States  within two
 (2) years of November 15, 1996.  BE ONE OF THEM!  This powerful system
 of Dr. CA$H generates  $5,000 per day.  The greatest financial
 opportunity in history  awates  Y O U  at: 300Millionaires.com

Ultra-Cool web site is waiting for you.....

Ultra-Cool web site is waiting for you.....

GeoCities, my web page server is down, maybe  you can tell me what's
 wrong....I'm upset because  I can't edit it.

Loved your pages.  Some of the comments just  cracked me up! :-)  Please
 keep adding to the list  of Classic Guestbook entries.

HEYY BUDYYYY!!!  Thanks for the sounds.  Please send more.  Cool page
 (but I bet you hear that all the time)You know it, I know it You know
 it, I know it, you know it... Etc.

With what I call Cool man I love homepages!!!!But I would like  some
 help to do my own!!!!!!!!                                 TABZ.

Traveling..??? just visit us above! it's a Paradise!

Do you really love Jesus? Which one?

I invite everyone to visit our website to learn about bartering for the
 products and services you need instead of spending cash.

~Check out my homepage~  ~Write me e-mail, I love getting it!!!~  And
 I'm addicted to " :) "  ~Yes-sir-ree-BOB! I'm addicted to smiles!  So,
 *SMILE*

~Check out my homepage~  ~Write me e-mail, I love getting it!!!~  And
 I'm addicted to " :) "  ~Yes-sir-ree-BOB! I'm addicted to smiles!  So,
 *SMILE*

Hi, this is fun to travel on your sit, no doubt, I hope you will soon
 have the lyrics of the album   with the song don't speak.  Anyway,
 CHOW.

Hi everybody, if you want to talk to me just write   i'll be happy to
 give you an answer soon.CHOW!

There was me, that is Brett. And my three droogs,  that is Steven, Tom,
 and Sandy. And we sat in the  Karova Milk Bar trying to make up our
 rasoodocks  what to do with the evening. The Karova Milk Bar   sold
 milk plus, that is milk plus fellocet, or  scentemesc, or drencrom,
 which is what we were   drinking. This would sharpen you up and make
 you  ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

You are a poor underling who does not see the glory of Lavos!! Come,
 come to the Magical Kingdom of Zeal and see our great power that we
 derive from the Almighty Lavos!!! I will let an Earthbound one inside
 just this one time, but we Enlightnened Ones still rule over you! Go,
 go to the hall of the Mammon Machine and FEEL the nergy of Lavos run
 through you!!! Signed, Dalton Imperianus, Captain of Queen Zeal's
 Guard, Royal Chancellor.

Suffering from the heartbreak of Psoriasis??Well come visit my page !
 Its still in the works!So pardon the way it looks right now  its
 basically a support group for people with psoriasis.  Dont laugh!!!
 There's over 200,000 people with this disease.It is something I wouldnt
 wish on my worst enemy !well maybe   just a couple of people!! This is
 a great site ! Do you mind if I put a link to it on my web site??

Be nice to nature, eat a beaver

Wouldn't it be great if there was a Jean-Pierre Hut? It would be just
 like Pizza Hut only better!!!  Ok, you have to be a (really) drunk Army
 Of Lovers Fan to appreciate the joke....

gee...I am bored....hot Sunday afternoon...  Pop into my h/p when you
 are free..under construction though..

gee...I am bored....hot Sunday afternoon...  Pop into my h/p when you
 are free..under construction though..

Inspiring Home pages, well done!

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What a great site - you've inspired me to actually  sign the guest book
 and I'm tempted to put a guest   book on my own page.  Also, I really
 appreciate   the fact that your graphics loaded really fast -   it's
 gonna be at least 2 years before I can get   ISDN in my neighborhood.
 in my neighborhood

Mike,  This page truly represents you! Gives us all  an "essences of
 Mike"! Now that we have it, can  we give it back?

Hello!  I wonder about a thing!  How many will see my message?  Do they
 care about what i write, or does everyone  just read it and then forget
 it?  I know I do!    Have a great life everybody!    :-) Asa

Hey! This is pretty cool. But don't you guys have anyrhing else  better
 to do? I know I don't! ;- ) I hope everyone out there has   fun reading
 this! IU ROCKS!!! PURDUE SUX!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!  : )  HAVE A
 GOOD LIFE!                                  *~COOL GIRL~*

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Before you say it.  Yes it's like the "Brady Bunch"  Must say your page
 is cool.  Thanks!   "There is no knowledge that is not power!"

Nice utility feature for web pages.

Your page is better than "America's Funniest Home Videos."  If it were
 televised    I wonder who would win the $100,000 grand prize??????

Please!!!!! Everyone, please!!!! Please visit my home page!!! I know
 it's nothing, but have a heart!!!     Sob... sob...  My address is
 "http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Arcade/3142/"

Nice, very nice page. Congratulations

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Check Out My Home Page!  Swimming, Flute, MIDI, Computers, College
 Stuff, and more.

I'm the ruler of the world and I will be making love  to all of you
 later, expect my call, then I will  come to your house and I will eat
 all your food  and take a bath in you bathroom, then I'll make you  a
 big meal, with goat sphinkter and wale blowhole,  garneshed with a
 little cumen, and some garlick,  (hehe, I said lick) and then the grand
 prize, I will   leave with out cleaning up my mess.

I'm the ruler of the world and I will be making love  to all of you
 later, expect my call, then I will  come to your house and I will eat
 all your food  and take a bath in you bathroom, then I'll make you  a
 big meal, with goat sphinkter and wale blowhole,  garneshed with a
 little cumen, and some garlick,  (hehe, I said lick) and then the grand
 prize, I will   leave with out cleaning up my mess.

Yeur page is kewl.  I enjey reading the cemments. I'm serry but the key
 fer the letter after "n" in breken.

Yeur page is kewl.  I enjey reading the cemments. I'm serry but the key
 fer the letter after "n" in breken.

Da most beautifullest thing in this world...is my homepage!  Just
 kidding.  I love your services...thanks alot.

Awesome site.  Come sign my guestbook sometime.

Ehh, hi everybody - come see my page. :-)

Never put your pets in plastic bags . . unless   they're goldfish, then
 you have to remember to  take them out of the bag, or they just sit at
 the   top of the tank and stare longingly as the food   sinks to the
 bottom of the tank.  It's sad.

Hey,whats up? This gily chick is in the house! Check you latter fool!!

Puala, you must have been looking in my window!  Your scenario for
 checking guestbook entries was  RIGHT ON!  I do it every day, several
 times a day!  Each entry gives me another 15 seconds of fame!

As a new website and guestbook "owner"..The first thing I check (after
 reading my mail) is, how many people have visited the site...I get a
 tingly feeling in my stomach when the number has increased (even if it
 is by 1).  The second thing I check is the guestbook.  I'm ever so
 disappointed when the server is down and I can't read what someone has
 left me.  Anyway, enough about me, you have a great site..Keep up the
 great work!  B'N'B Boston Terriers...Bertie

I'm relatively new to this cyber world, and never knew how easy it was
 to get lost, but if the waves are their we as people have a tendancy to
 surf them.  After all isn't life all about exploring and meeting fellow
 inhabitants of the once again flat-computer screened-world  world we
 live on?

Al Bundy RULES !

hi everybody, my name is Zos. and i'm an oscar meyer  weiner. Or at
 least that is what i'd really like to be.  cause then maybe i'd get to
 drive that cool weiner   mobile. huh huh huh, that would be cool.

"Stick Your Tongue Up My Ass Hole, It'll Be The Best Kiss You Ever Got
 Baby!"  - G. G. ALLIN (RIP)

ya know -- it don't get no better than this !!!! Oh  wait, I was
 thinking about roast beef.  the classic guestbook stuff was pretty cool
 too !

Crazy java applet, animated gifs, free drawings, great links, What more
 could you ask for?  Visit often, visit now.  Tell all of your friends!

One day Harry felt totally and completly satisfied with life....then he
 spontaneously combusted!    Don't be like Harry, find a reason to hate
 life!

HI......um......don't know what to say so ...um..........BYE!!!!!

I was bored with nothing much to do, so I thought I'd cruise around a
 little and sign a few guestbooks!  :o)<p>  <CENTER>Why
 don't you take a virtual vacation on</CENTER><br>
 <CENTER><a href=http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/1399>
 <img src=http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/1399/b-island.gif
 border=0>  <br><img
 src=http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/1399/sunset.gif
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 Coolest island in The Tropics!</CENTER>

Thought I would Meow over and visit your site  looking for some catnip.
 With all the kitties   around my place I can use all the catnip I can
 get.  It keeps the fights down over here at the cat  house. Puts them
 in lala land. Love the guestbook  and I it when someone signs my too.
 It is so much  fun to read the entries to a cat on my lap purring.
 ^..^-----&  meow-----------purr

Thought I would Meow over and visit your site  looking for some catnip.
 With all the kitties   around my place I can use all the catnip I can
 get.  It keeps the fights down over here at the cat  house. Puts them
 in lala land. Love the guestbook  and it when someone signs mine too.
 It is so much  fun to read the entries to a cat on my lap purring.
 ^..^-----&  meow-----------purr

A wonderful collection.

I listened to a Metallica song few years ago, and  now I can't stop
 head-banging.  DON'T DO WHAT I DID.

Hei, fin gjestebok dere har. Imponerende, hva   annet kan jeg si.    If
 you don't understand what I have written, don't  worry. It's only
 Norwegian (not that hard to learn).    OK, I've give you a hint: I have
 written something  nice about your guestbook.

All my life I've been hearing 'Persin' jokes and, believe me, a lot of
 them were _really_ funny.  On the other hand, some were absolutely
 terrible.  (That made them funnier in a strange kinda way - know what I
 mean?)    Anyway, I've decided to keep it (my name) and see if I can
 turn it into something useful.  I own the rights to a company named
 Persinal Computers but so far I've only made eighty bucks.  It doesn't
 leave much to apply against the expenses over the last few years but,
 with some good accounting, I should be able to turn it into a handsome
 profit.    Speaking of jokes, I was talking with a few friends the
 other day.  One guy was telling us about an owl that lived in his

an owl that lived in his neighbor's barn.  It seems the neighbor's son
 would crank up the guitar and really rock the place and the owl would
 always come out to watch.  My friend concluded he must have been stone
 deaf and the other guy piped up and asked, "Why do you say that?  Does
 the owl say 'What? What?'    Well, _I_ thought it was funny.    And,
 yes, I know I speeled Etobicoke wrong the firts time.    Etobicoke-the
 place where only o's and b's sound right.

If any page needs a dominatrix and sharp whip is this lame guestbook!!!
 If I could find Tom, I'd make a woman out of him, and Paula I would
 turn into a man of the moment.  *Debbie straps on her tight leather
 jumpsuit and goes to work on Tom*  Prepare to fell my whip of love on
 your behind......

If any page needs a dominatrix and sharp whip is this lame guestbook!!!
 If I could find Tom, I'd make a woman out of him, and Paula I would
 turn into a man of the moment.  *Debbie straps on her tight leather
 jumpsuit and goes to work on Tom*  Prepare to fell my whip of love on
 your behind......

On second thoughts, why should a beautiful Mistress both with unworthy
 subs such as Tom and Paula.  Who are they anyway?  There are more
 worthy who would beg to feel the loving lash of my whip across their
 back....

It has donned on man that once again the earth is flat, our computer-
 screened planet is now explored by four legged chairs and their
 operators hardly break a sweat.  The waves are there and we must surf
 them; whatever the consequences.  So bring your board wherever you
 venture and watch out for sharks.  If your exploring near my waters be
 sure to sign my boat.

hey dude, what can I say??? Well....  ..hm..... the guestbook page is
 the best web page on the net!!...huhuhh...yet, that's right....cya

goetz-isms to live by:    "there's been days like this before you know
 and I liked it all. like the times we did it so  hard, there was blood
 on the wall." -sinead o'conner  "since we broke up i'm using lipstick
 again. i  suck my tongue in remembrance of you." - bjork  "and if i die
 before i learn to speak, can money  pay for all the days i lived awake
 but half-  asleep?" - primitive radio gods  "such a muddy line between
 the things you want  and the things you have to do" - sheryl crow  "i
 think you two are forever and i hate to say it  but you're perfect
 together. so fuck you and your  untouchable face. fuck you for existing
 in the 1st  place. who am i that i should be vying for your  touch.

i don't know how i managed to end up on this page,  but that's okay
 because it's actually pretty cool.  um... i can't think of anything
 creative to write   because, well, i pretty much suck. have a nice day

Hi, everyone how are you!?!?  Please e-mail me at terric@wtrt.net.
 Thanks!!!  Good luck in life!!

I figure, as your guest, you are entitled to know a piece of myself and
 the perplexing thoughts that go through my intelectual mind.  Here is a
 passage from a "narrative" I wrote some time a little less than a year
 back.                "So I ran away from here with you in my mind.  I
 ran calling your name out until I reached the earth's end.  Out before
 me lay the universe.  The open foreverness - so alive and free I
 couldn't restrain.  I closed my eyes and jumped off the face of the
 earth.  What was falling turned to flying as I spread my arms and
 soared through the stars.  I had never felt so free as now - I needed
 nothing but my mind to guide me to absolutly nowhere, but everywhere I

HI!!... awww it's a kodak moment.

I figure, as your guest, you are entitled to know a piece of myself and
 the perplexing thoughts that go through my intelectual mind.  Here is a
 passage from a "narrative" I wrote some time a little less than a year
 back.                "So I ran away from here with you in my mind.  I
 ran calling your name out until I reached the earth's end.  Out before
 me lay the universe.  The open foreverness - so alive and free I
 couldn't restrain.  I closed my eyes and jumped off the face of the
 earth.  What was falling turned to flying as I spread my arms and
 soared through the stars.  I had never felt so free as I did now.  The
 planets, the suns, and stars and the moons were all radiating a

I figure, as your guest, you are entitled to know a piece of myself and
 the perplexing thoughts that go through my intelectual mind.  Here is a
 passage from a "narrative" I wrote some time a little less than a year
 back.                "So I ran away from here with you in my mind.  I
 ran calling your name out until I reached the earth's end.  Out before
 me lay the universe.  The open foreverness - so alive and free I
 couldn't restrain.  I closed my eyes and jumped off the face of the
 earth.  What was falling turned to flying as I spread my arms and
 soared through the stars.  I had never felt so free as I did now.  The
 planets, the suns, and stars and the moons were all radiating a

I just wanted to say When I blew up that firecraker in Chris's face I
 laughed.  see you later Chris "BUDWISER" Yolkalina.

Canadian Genealogy

Well what can I say...I am SOUTHERN and a REPUBLICAN.  You guys have a
 very cool webpage and I'm glad you  give out free guestbooks!

Laughed myself sick over the guestbook messages.  Was also over the
 keyboard unfortunately, now I gotta go clean it.  Later.

Help! I'm trapped in this computer!  But seriously folks, my Internet
 addiction needs to be treated with short, sharp jolts of .... tramping!
 (hiking!) in the great countryside here in NZ.

Where am i?

Tis nobler to live and die than to have never lived or died at all.
 come one ..... think about it ...... oh well if you don't get it you
 suck  and in the words of the all mighty WANES WORLD asphenktersayswhat
 ??????  you'll catch my stupidity if you stay longer so come on into my
 web page ...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
 ha ha ha ha  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... doh

I was sadly convinced by a friend to switch guestbooks  to a competing
 server of LPage. After 24 wonderful  entries I found I could no longer
 access this server.   Searching through the net I found a page which
 announced  the death of the competing server for lack of donation.   I
 fell victim to the classic, "The grass is greener on the  other side".
 I come back with the knowledge that they  will have to PAY me to leave
 again. "Thanks" says it all.

Thanks for this FREE guestbook.  It's very gratifying to know that
 people really do apprecite the work I put into my page.  I'm also glad
 that you have managed to fix some of the server problems that you have
 had recently.  Most of all, I would like to submit my page for
 concideration in the Top 100 sites.  Please visit it and tell me what
 you think.

When I was six years old, my teacher asked me to record my long term
 goals for posterity.  I told her I wanted to either die young or lead a
 covert operation involving world conquest.  I chose the latter.

Konichiwa......please come visit....arigatoo...      Translation:
 Shameless begging for visitors to the site...      I am a mad man....
 BUY THE SHIRT!    ME

I wish a had a dollar for every dollar I've spent  'cause then I'd have
 all my money back! This is great!    :O)

If your happy and you know it.. uh Come to my page YA YA!  If your happy
 and you know it.. uh Come to my page YA YA!  Just click the url and
 then your at my page YA YA!

     I'M GOING CRAZY,MAN!  I LEFT THIS ONLINE ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT,
 MAN!!!  MY DAD'LL BE SO MAD, MAN!!!  I'M GOING NUTS, MAN!!!!!
 %-)

Ya know, I've gone to so many pages that I have just stopped going to
 all the areas in the page.  When I jsut started on the net I was like,
 "'Learn More About Me'? Oh, awesome! *click*"  It was weird!  Now I
 like, never go to an incredibly boring page like that. Yawn!

kill 'em all - let nothing move ever again!!

come visit me page, I love hearing what people think about it!!!

Hey,  This is like, like totally awesome! This is very  neat!

I'm sorry that I only have one thing to say to   my country and I forgot
 what it was.

i would like to say "thanks" your guestbook server  is a great service
 to all us "WEB ADDICTS"

Hey,do I win the prize for most weird name? Is  there a prize? Do I have
 a weird name? Is 6th grade  young? Does my hair look okay? Does my
 English teacher  look like a stick? (That good enough?)    Bri

I'd like to hear the whole world sing in perfect harmony,  but I'm tone
 deaf.

I have nothing charming and witty to say but figured I'd sign anyway! :-
 )

 Wow. Now, after reading this page I should know the greatest most
 "classic" entry even, but to be   honest for some reason all of this
 enlightening knowledge hasen't seeped in. I better read it again so I
 will write better next time.       Trent

Well....After reading through your site, I realized that I was an idiot
 and unable to come up with something as witty as the others.  So, I
 will just leave you with a thought from a guy in his underwear: "What's
 another word for thesaurus?"

This shit is Kuu!

I think your home page is fantastic, and ,,,I just love it!!!!

I'm not worthy!  (enter worshiping, bowing motion ala Waynes World)

<blink><i><b>HaHa!!!!  </href>  </body>

Hai! Who Threw that at me! Bye

Yeah! Thanks for the free guestbook! I love it Soooooooooo Much. Please
 visit my Webpage too!

Visit my home page and visit many of the links or  just sign the
 guestbook and leave. Almost any popular link  is here.  If there is one
 that is not on e page that you   would like to see, e-mail at
 whs96@mindspring.com.

"Superior ability breeds superior ambition." - Spock

Never pet a burning dog.

I am Da Rasta Basta. I am feared throughout the eastern seaboard because
 I am head of Da ePhs, a group of rastafolk dat don't stop at nothing to
 get what they want. Fear us, and live. Please forward this to all other
 guestbooks.

When I saw your page, I realized that you must be like me. Not lepers,
 but really, really bored. Do you crazy cats have jobs? If you get drunk
 in Hawaii, you can always come crash at my place. Seeya soon.
 BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

The Communists will rise again, like the phoenix from its own ashes. We
 will coat the land like some unholy pestilent tidal wave, unstoppable
 and inevitable. Soon, soon, Marx will regain his shimmer so that he
 will be worshipped as the god he is. Worship him now! Get ahead of the
 crowd! Socialism is the future!

Come visit my page for games, Pink Floyd music, chat, and just an all
 around good time

What a load a shit

I was born in Rockfort in Kingston. I have been home only  4 times since
 I left and looking forward to returning home  for vacation one day. My
 boyfriend and I are planning a trip very soon.  It will be his first
 time and I can't wait to take him to my home.

THIS IS THE BEST PAGE I'V EVER VISITED!!!

Craziness!!! gee, all this is wonderfully RAD! I will definitivitabally
 come to vist again...  mabey send a few friends to see this...  P.s,
 Tom... you're great, really, aside from the name, you're witty and cool
 again...  Crazy-wild!!! great page!    Tom

Thank you for very interesting "Guestbook" service.  Bye from Federico

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Congrats and visit my page, It´s my first time doing this so hope you
 send me some tips.

404    Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web message "404, URL
 Not  Found," meaning that the document you've tried to access can't be
 located.  "Don't bother asking him...he's 404, man."

Loved the Classic Guestbook entries :)  The worst is where people tell
 you what they feel you should do the page...like, HELLO?? this is my
 page, not yours...

A Very Crazy Page?!?!?! What Da HECK????? VERY CRAZY!!! ? oh no! a bit
 of my brain just rotted away... D'OH! :( Err... eh... What AM i doing
 here???

"non facimus inimicos sed amicios"

"non facimus inimicos sed amicios"

Check out the Arena it's No.1 for Drum'n'Bass Music.

I fall apart everytime I read your top 100 entries  please make it top
 200,300,400 etc.            Sonny

People with big noses are always discriminated against - they can't kiss
 properly, and at the moment twin A has a nasty injury on the bridge of
 his nose due to the fact that people do not make baths big enough to
 compensate for people with large noses. Nasal aquatic injuries are
 especially painful.

i dont have anything witty to say exceot check out that page!!

Peace Partner's

Uh Huh Huh Huh Huh Cool, Huh Huh Huh  Settle Down Beavis  Shutup Bumhole
 Beavis, Noooooooo  Uh Cool, Uh Uh Huh

Hi if you get a chance stop on by, java and java script and some music
 with some information about making a web page or improving your page. a
 few online pc stores that give you the lowest prices in the united
 states.

this whole page sucks.  and I mean that in a bad way.

  all that i've got to say is that if i don't party soon , i'll burst.

Its good

Hiya! Just wanted to drop you a line and tell you guys how utterly cool
 your page is! hehhe.. Just wondering, do you ever get hate mail from
 people because of your comments about their entries? *lol* ... Ok,
 ok... l'il psycho, but hey... *evil grin* ... keep up the good work!
 :o) Start embarrassing these kids that can't sign guestbooks worth a
 hoot... *hoping i don't regret that comment later* *lol*.. bye!

Please visit <a href="http://www.rio.com/~jel/">The Conjuring
 Cabaret</a>  The BEST Magic Page on the Internet!!!   :-)

I must say I'm apocalyptic with rage that this guestbook hasn't been
 removed!  Paula and Tom, previous I lashed you with my whip of love,
 but took it easy.  You begged me for more, but I make you vow to remove
 this horrible guestbook site.  And what do I find, I have been two
 timed by my whittles foe.  Be warned this time I'm bringing the
 handcuffs and studded bullwhip!!!!  Prepare to pay the price owed the
 Mistress Debbie.....

Captian's log, star date 5798.6......................  Umm.....captain,
 it's actually 6759.2  Damn it Spock! I told you to reset the clocks!

Sign my guestbook!!!                      www.ovnet.com/~amcbee55

In the words of Winnie the Pooh,           "I wonder to myself a lot,
 Now is it true, or is it not,       That what is which, and which is
 what?"    Now what exactly is that supposed to mean? I   don't know,
 but it sure worked in my speech, so I  guess it doesn't really matter,
 does it? If you   have no idea what I'm talking about, don't worry,
 neither do I! (I sure hope no one I know reads  this!How embarassing!)

eat my shorts

This is like a cool page!  Beavis and Butthead rule!  I'm going to see
 their new movie on the 20th.  My favorite episode is when Beavis thinks
 he is pregnant