The Guestbook from November and December 1995

Just wanted to let you know that I stumbled across this page because I was
 bored( home sick from work as well ) and surfing the Net. I work with
 severe emotionally disturbed children. Visiting your site was just like
 work only with an on/off switch. Thank you for many good chuckles!

My mother is half greek and half Kentuckian (makes her half a hick and
 half what?) so I found the entry about kentucky very funny! I on the
 other hand am only 1/4 Kentuckian (and claim to have even less "hick")
 and the guy who wrote that in someones book was why those people in
 Kentucky get a bad rap! Let's hope no ends up on the receiving end of a
 blind date with him! It was a lot of fun to come here...I'll be back!

Real cool! But I refuse to add a comment on the grounds that it may be
 held against me in a court of law!!

Why I am signing here?

                     C          T         O          O
 O                                    ZIGGES HOMEPAGE RULES       T    V
 J              ALSO I AM A TREKIE  BETTER    S  U   H  I A            I
 C   A  RUN       WHY  T  H P N  K       A      I  R      L       RULES
 AS WELL   MUD      IS   ON    T      COME      T       DONT
 YOU           SPOCK.CSE.HKS.SE 4000    

Jepp.. it's hard to dig out a cool message,  my mind is blank :^)

What a great idea.  Of course, no body ever leaves any good stuff in my
 guest book.  Altho yours entrigued me enouf to get me here.  I think I
 need a life.

You know, it's pages like this that make you think about the big
 questions in life..  Why are we here?  How did we get here?  Who am I?
 What is my purpose in life?  Why is the dog's tongue stuck to the porch
 railing?  Why am I being theatrical?  How many lawyers does it take to
 screw in a light bulb?  How many can you afford?  How much wood would a
 woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  Who gives a d***?
 Why are these nice men in white coats knocking on my door?  Why are
 they putting me in a jacket so I can hug myself all day?  Why do I
 suddenly have to type with my tongue?  Where are they taking me?!
 Waaah!  I want my rubber ducky!!  Give me my rubber ducky!!!!  No!  No!

If your browser is only as good as it's weakest link...(wanna be
 classic)    Just check out my Home Page (please), I'll save the sweet
 talk for  Paula - when she tell's me what she thinks of my page.  I
 hope it speaks for itself.    Love always...Geoff

Well, you know. Nothing much to say here. People might think stuff. Oh
 yeah.. How about a joke. Well.. here it is: A teenage girl is praying
 on the steps of her house," Oh Virgin Mary, who conceived without
 sinning, please teach me to sin without conceiving!"  Well.. that's all
 Folks.. Enjoy, and ummm... Don't be afraid when you are scared - kinda
 contradicts itself, doesn't it? :)

Just when you think there are no great original ideas left out there
 you stumble upon 'The 100 Most Classic Guestbook Entries Ever'.  It gives 
me hope that I too will someday come up with a whacky idea for everyone 
on the net to enjoy!  Thanks for the chuckle!  MikeMike Was Here

Just checked in to "see what condition my condition was in"

This page is pretty cool. I never really thought much about the comments
 people say in the guestbooks. But hey leave one of your own on my page.

helloim vrighting from sverige

im a båj

Just found this page by accident. I am so buried from where I started
 that without that home button I'd never get out. I spent 45 minutes
 reading  the comments. Great idea to collect the best.I will be back to
 read the  rest someday after I dig out. See ya.......

I was ELECTED for this page and I guess I am pretty happy.  But  before
 today I never heard of this page but I guess that's okay.

When signing guest books, keep trying till ya get
it right!  That's my motto.  Oh yeah, and make sure your
HTML is complete or Tom will get ya! ;)
       -- DeliMan --

I was looking for information on skiing and ended up here. I have no
 idea how that happened.  I think it's awfully clever of you to lure
 people to your homepage in this manner.  I'm starting to see why they
 call this thing a web. I'm the victim of cruel cyberspace humor. BTW, 
Your 100 classic guest book signings are pretty hilarious. But how do I get my 
information on skiing and do you actually have anything to do with skiing or am I as 
confused as I think I am

Please! Please! Please!  I wanna be one of those top 100 classic guest
 book enteries.  I'll do anything! Please! Please! Please!!!

I am a Yamaha SnowBLower!

No HTML?  I want to blink. I want to blink. I want to blink.I want to
 blink.   I want to blink. I want to blink. I want to blink. I want to
 blink. I want to blink.   I want to blink. I want to blink. I want to
 blink. I want to blink. I want to blink. I want to blink.

BORED OUT OF MY MIND AND NEED SOME FRIENDS!

Hi there  Indeed some nice pages you've got here! They give me a sence
 of peace and harmony in my mind... Why don't you (and everybody else
 to) take a look at my pages too. I hope you'll like them!  Greetings
 from Sweden: Erik

yuck

Hello? Hello? Funny, nobody's talking to me...  Am I on the internet yet
 ? *grin*  Okay, cut the nonsense, I think your work is simply  AB
 FAB...Absolutely Fabulous!  Thanks for the VIEW!

DUHH... me just a kid but me know that me like Jim Carrey web page .

Come sign Casey's guestbook...it's the new game that is taking the
 nation by storm.  Listen to some of these startling true
 confessionals*.  "I was a loser and a jerk before signing Casey's
 guestbook, now I have all the girls at school wanting me and noone
 else."  "My husband and my relationship was on the rocks before signing
 the guestbook.  Then all of the sudden life came into focus for us.
 Now we are having the best sex of our lives."  "After signing the
 guestbook, I won the lottery."  *Casey does not promise life changing
 events after the signing** of the guestbook, only that that possibilty
 is there.  **All signings become the property of Casey and his select

They are the spoon people.  Your grandma snores way too much.  Why don't
 fish talk to me talk to me talk to me?  One time I took a candy bar and
 built a nuclear chicken out of it but it did not satisfy your clawless
 dinner.  Takin' it to the max.  Thank Gosh for warm fur.

OK-Pppp-cha!  Hey, I think this is absolutely-NIFTY!!  Heh heh...I'm a
 HS student in Cowpie New Hampshire, and thought I'd share my insight.
 I like long walks on the beach and fluffy pink bunnies.  Am I
 enlightening you yet?  Huh?  Huh?  Am I?  Am I?  Well, glad to share-
 anytime!!  Ciao for now!(BROWN COW)    Cat The Incredible (Jill)

What's up the whole wide world! It's Christmas time and are all you
 hoping for goddies and gifts.  I know I'm looking forward to it and
 that's no lie. I just want someone to reply to some of my questions.
 Here they are so first. What are you hoping to get for Christmas and
 are you giving to? What do you guys think of that ever cool Jodie
 Foster she hott? So who evers out their and sees this write me
 spankboy.

Hi, I think this is a Great Idea you have! Very interesting and amusing.
 Maybe now I'll think twice on deleting my crazy messed up messages
 *Grin*.    

 Huh, huh huh, huh huh.

So how the heck *DID* you get my e-mail address before I gave it to you?

I don't really have anything to say.  I just like to fill out forms in
 the hope that I'll win a big prize sone day.

If it dosen't explode or fly its no good    KABOOM

Alcohol is the best medicine

Some advice for you:  1. Never pet a burning dog.  2. Never play
 leapfrog with a unicorn.  3. Before you cross the street, be sure to
 stop,     drop, and roll.  4. Always, always duck.  5. Keep collecting
 these entries.

Well, since we're on the topic of guest books I thought it appropriate
 to patronize yours.  The whole world is going to see this?  In that
 case: blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
 pleh, pleh, pleh, pleh, pleh, pleh, pleh, pleh, pleh.    P.S. Hi Mom!!

Toto!..I don't think were in Kansas anymore!

i hate rasister and nazister and patrioter  my name is Himan Stenqvist

Well, you two have defintely kept me up past my bedtime. This, in
 itself, is   not terribly unusual, of course (nudge, nudge, say no
 more, a nod's as good as  a wink to a blind bat!), but you are among
 the select few who will be getting   a link on one of my pages out of
 keeping me up late. <irony>I am sure you are
 thrilled.</irony>       Thanks for the good time (nudge, nudge).
 Cordially,  C. Dodd Harris IV

hello i love you all

Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I hate you all.

WWW. The ultimate pipe.

SKI TRIP FEB 2 - 4 1996 AT BLUE KNOB IN ALTOONA PA  RAMADA HOTEL
 FEATURES TROPICAL COURTYARD, 4 RESTAURANTS,  LOUNGE NEW FITNESS CENTER,
 INDOOR SWIMMING POOL    1072 FOOT VERTICAL DROP, 21 SLOPES AND TRAILS,
 7 CHAIR LIFTS, SKI PATROL FOR YOUR PROTECTION  TOUR PRICE 220 PER
 PERSON FOR A DOUBLE,             210  "    "     "  A TRIPLE,
 190  "    "     "  A QUAD.  ROUND- TRIP TANSPORTATION PROVIDED BY BUS.
 THREE NIGHTS IN 215-ROOM BEAUTIFUL HOTEL.  SKIS,POLES AND BOOTS ARE
 INCLUDED.  AND 6 FABULOUS SMORGASBORDS AND MUCH MORE!  ALL BUSES DEPART
 FROM MANHATTAN ON 68TH AND LEX  AT 6:00 P.M. SHARP !  TO SIGN UP CALL
 SPENCER AT 917-253-5260

I really am glad you put this page together.    However, some of the
 entries you have chosen are  rather average.  But I love the fact that
 some cool  person signed my guestbook and got me in.  Thanks.

Found your link on Wayte's Rodeo Page.Just felt like I had to check it
 out.

Hi, this is Markus from Ylivieska, Finland  wich country is best in
 hockey?    FINLAND!!!  date 15.12.1995

I have a serious headache today, and your big damn list only made it
 worse.  Thanks a lot, you monsters!

Where the Underworld and the Elite meet!

I think Jim Carrey is a great actor.But he should be in more
 movies.Mabey one with Selvester Stalone.Or Billy Cristall.

I hope I didn't spell my name wrong agian....oh well.  I think your
 guestbook server thing is   cool, I spent weeks trying to make a
 guestbook before I found his page.  And by the way, is that space below
 REALY going to be  "a private note" to you?  I'll test it.

it's such a lonely road we ride, we never leave   no matter how we try.
 it's such a heavy load i  hide, it's never easy cus i don't know why.

 I just want to thank you for your work on providing the Guest Book. I
 use it, I set it up for our church, and also for the Center for the
 Prevention of Child Abuse. I also like the new look you have given the
 page. By the way, when will we be able to delete entrees??

 I really like your page

I especially like the ten "tips" you have for   guestbook signers.
 shameless and incredibly vain advertisement:    KALLAN D. RESNICK  IVY-
 EDUCATED AND LOOKING FOR WORK!!   COME SEE MY   RESUME

Who would think there was a page just for signing  a guestbook? I think
 there should be a page where   there is a big picture of Bill Gates and
 all of the  cool Mac people, like us, can alter it and send it   to
 each and every Microsoft employee. We could tell   them how much their
 Windows 95 is a cheap imitation  of the far superior Mac OS and that
 they aren't   worthy to have a GUI. How can people enjoy typing  things
 like c:/<dgud.exe.gofed1)_dfdj? That's about   as much fun as
 falling off of a building onto a  bicycle with no seat.

ALICIA IS A BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sitting in your toilet at this very minute.

Wow, you put a lot of pressure on a guy to write a classic message.   I
 love your top 10 tips on signing a guest book.  A lot of people
 violate these when signing my guest book. Maybe I should have my guests
 come here first.  Anyway, good job. You're truly deserving of Dec.
 24th's   Wave of the Day.

I am searching for the ingredients used to make Vegemite.  I know they
 list them on the jar but I want to know what's really in there.  They
 say it's a yeast extract but what the hell can you extract from a
 yeast.  If anyone knows the truth, please pass it along.

Merry Christmas! Have a good gift from Mr.Santa.

You helped keep me entertained on a VERY slow   day at work. Thanks!

How is it possible to build a machine as the one im using  right now and
 stay sane in the progress. It´s an Power  Mac 7200/75... Yea right BIG
 numbers.. It´s bugging me, this  gotta be the most stupid thing ever
 devised by man.  <ggg>  I WANT MY PC BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, You have an Excellent set of pages here. For
 all you other spiders, Come over to my little cottage on the web and
 explore the many disgusting and shocking sites that i mantain in my
 SICKEST LINKS' page. After your done puking your brain's out,maybe we
 can have a hot cup of tea, ha ha ugh!! tea.

Um, I'm signing your guestbook.  I hope to be remembered, not recalled.
 Just do it! Happy?

PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS: THE COSMOLOGICAL ARGUMENT.  (Defined and
 explained by Dr. Michael Roth, professor of Philosophy, Franklin &
 Marshall College, 1995) Ok, here we go.  God is defined as the greatest
 conceivable being.  That's true because it's the defintion in which
 we're trying to prove that God exists.  If God is the greatest
 conceivable being, then no greater being can exist.  It is a fact that
 God exists in our understanding because we have defined him and we
 therefore understand what he would be if he did indeed exist.  God's
 existence in reality is greater than his existence in our understanding
 alone, much as the $20 bill that exists in reality can buy more than

Profundity in a few words - what an art!  Here it goes:  You are what I
 am if I were you.  (Not bad for a two-second mull)  Swing by my page.
 Odd news notes from Russia and  beyond - small bits of big thinking.

I'm building a site in three languages, french,english and spanish,
 would appreciate help and comments to the address above.  This is a
 great net and so beautefully design ! Aurevoir, Ls.Serges

This is really great!  Thanks for letting me visit!  Who knows, Maybe
 someday we will meet!

HI! My first time here! It's VERY SCARY!! I swear that I might hit the
 wrong button and blow the whole darn thing up!

Opps, this looks so serious. I'd really hate to defile something so
 obiously pure out of boredom.

OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Boooooyyyy!  It's NEW YEARS EVE
 and gosh gee its just so darn exciting   and all the purdy lights and
 voices. The voices.    God are the voices ever going to stop. shut up
 damn it  SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!