The December Guestbook

I think u people ought to change your background image.. What a bloody

 eyesore !!  I think i need new glasses now... because of your page...

 Quite a cool & profound page though... really !!  I mean ... 'never pet

 a burning dog' an' stuff!!  That has really changed my life!

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This reminds me of how they used to weigh pigs in Texas.  They would

 take a long plank and put it over a cross bar.  Then they would somehow

 strap the pig on one end of the plank.  Then they would search for

 hours for a rock that would balance the pig on the plank.  Then they

 would guess the weight of the rock.         -Travis Bradshaw (but

 someone else said it first)

Okay, Okay, you've talked me into it. I'll add a   guestbook to my site

 so people can make pithy   remarks like this! Your site is very well

 done-- you've  changed my mind about the reasons to have a guestbook.

 I'd say your mission has been accomplished!

Wow! your news blew me away! you are the greatest thing on the internet

 to tell you the truth I always go on your advice on  buying barbies.And

 you are always totaly correct. I   am a very serious barbie collector

 thanks to you!

Hi everyone what new (me) I just got a new website  and I need some

 visters to check it out!! But it could   never be as good as this one!!

 Bye Stacey

Do you really think that this page is funny?  I do. :)  Here is one of

 my pretty little pictures: <IMG

 SRC="http://www.iquest.net/~phillip/jar.gif">

There´s only one way to enjoy the WEB !  Knocking On TheBigEasy´s Door

 !!  It´s cool, it´s magic, it´s the center of the cyberspace !

There´s only one way to enjoy the WEB !  Knocking On TheBigEasy´s Door

 !!  It´s cool, it´s magic, it´s the center of the cyberspace !

I traveled around your pages.  Found things I didn't know.  You had many

 things to see,  I saw the things you had to show.  Keep on smiling

 Keep your chin up high.  I really enjoyed your webpage,  But now I must

 tell you BYE.    PS I will tell ya when I have finished my webpage:)

 Blondie

I loved your sight!! ^-^ I was laughing way too hard to actually read it

 though....

In five hours I will be sitting with the Chancellor of East Carolina

 University, having breakfast.  I guess I better get to bed.  Even after

 all I've done is sleep all day!  :)

You'd think I'd know how to key in a darn E-mail address if I have my

 own homepage.  But obviously in my last entry I didn't.

The Web is a great place for the human race to grow closer and advance

 if we use this tool wisely.  Try to make a contribution every day.

Roaming the web is fun in itself, but it is made  so much more

 worthwhile when one finds a site like  yours. Great idea you have here!

 Guestbooks make  very interesting reading, and usually point to  real

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Thanks guys for your service. I have always wanted a guestbook. Now if

 only people took time to sign it. Thank's again for the great service.

I came..............I read.............I almost laughed............I

 left................I'm still here.................Okay I'm

 going...........I changed my mind.................Where am I??????????

 p.s. I like the cool blue frogs in your address book.

Thank you for your invitation to read the guestbook as I think I was

 leaving (I'm not sure) but, I think I will leave now.

Death conquers all.  It is the ultimate equaliser, striking down the

 rich and the poor, the young and old alike.  Do not despair, for when

 death comes, you shall be relieved of the agony of life.  Survival is

 the basic instinct, but no matter how hard you try and fight it, you

 will ultimately lose.  So, had a nice weekend?

No comment! Sorry!  Paula, your name looks like my friend.  See her page

 at http://www.kmitt.ac.th/~ipauhien

When I was born, I cryed. When I was 2, I cryed, when I was 4, I cryed,

 when I was 6, I cryed. I don't remember why, but I feel this urge  to

 tell you about my whole life story. Okay where to start: In

 kindergarden, I was   going out with a girl named Shoshana but right

 after the year was over, I never saw here again.  In gr. 1, I was going

 out with this loser named Niomi, and right when she  got glasses, I

 dumped her.  In gr 2, I liked this girl named Stacy, but I didn't like

 girls, so, right when I told her, she told me she liked  this boy named

 Jesse.  In gr 3 nothing happened. In gr 4, I frenched this girl named

 Ivy and that was the best day in my life.    Thank you for listening,

When I was born, I cryed. When I was 2, I cryed, when I was 4, I cryed,

 when I was 6, I cryed. I don't remember why, but I feel this urge  to

 tell you about my whole life story. Okay where to start: In

 kindergarden, I was   going out with a girl named Shoshana but right

 after the year was over, I never saw here again.  In gr. 1, I was going

 out with this loser named Niomi, and right when she  got glasses, I

 dumped her.  In gr 2, I liked this girl named Stacy, but I didn't like

 girls, so, right when I told her, she told me she liked  this boy named

 Jesse.  In gr 3 nothing happened. In gr 4, I frenched this girl named

 Ivy and that was the best day in my life.    Thank you for listening,

ShesH!!!  Boy do I need a life!  I spent nearly two hours going   back

 and forth all over your page.  Any idea where I might get a job so I

 can stop this crazy act of self-destruction?

if you need a blacksmith for your horse  remember farrier directory

Jeg syntes dette er en rigtig lorteside fordi det  hele står på

 engelsk.if you want to know what this  means you have to go learn a

 proper language,  because of all you idiots cant speek right  ive had

 to spend 6 years in school learning this   shitty

 language.................  ive hope you all, catch a diease  that will

 make your tounge break off!!!!

please e-mail me if you want to know where Suquamish is, stop by my

 page, critique it, I take all suggestions into account (esspecially

 spelling)    Look forward to hearing from you    JMac

Hi!!! I think nobody will actully get this:  I am a muffaloose my cousin

 is a Evelresell and my grampa dieed in THE FRANKSLIDE. I live in

 Calgary, and my uncle is Deerfoot,  And Queen Victoria's daughter

 Alberta is my third cousin.

cool

I am sitting in a class at the moment and the tutor is ugly, cranky, and

 she smells like catfood. What a crappy state of affairs.

I am sitting in a class at the moment and the tutor is ugly, cranky, and

 she smells like catfood. What a crappy state of affairs.

I am sitting in a class at the moment and the tutor is ugly, cranky, and

 she smells like catfood. What a crappy state of affairs.

HUUURRRGGGGHHHH.....HUUURRRGGGGHHHH.....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.....that

 feels better......  What was happening there you ask yourself, well

 heres a clue.....what's 12 inches long, 3 inches wide is a very brown

 colour and has a "nobbly texture" to it?......Need more clues?...Well

 tough shit!!!!

Life without Jerky is not life at all...

Man I never know what to write in a guestbook. Anyone know why people

 don't take the time to sign the book?? Well I think it's cause there

 too dam lazy. So now if you do decide to visit my page. Take your time

 and sign my book. Only takes a second. Now if you don't want to sign my

 book. That's okay too. At least take a look at my page. It's worth a

 look. You will be pleased at what you see.

"If a man smite thee on one cheek, SMASH him on the other."  And then

 lick his nose.  This comes from the darkest of the dark.  Both of us.

 I love you all!  kisskiss  By the way, is this all this site is???

 Y'all must be sorry to sit and read stupid things people e-mail to you

 all the time.  Try not to fall to pieces, okay?

LOL I Love the classic messages!  Dang my creativity is as off as

 Madonna gets from an empty beer bottle.  I will sign again later. q$-Þ

I think Shawn Michaels is the cutest and the best WWF superstar.

I am Bug-Eyed Monster of Tatooine, Official Taoist Lunitic (sic) Skeptic

 and Knot-Tier Extraordinary, and I am immortal.  (No one has ever

 proven me wrong.)  I wish to say, wow, you guys really take this

 humorousness stuff really seriously.  I mean, look at the quality of

 this page!  No one could have done this without actually thinking

 seriously about what it would look like!  Truly a paradoxical conundrum

 to say the least.  In other words, good page, well done, and don't let

 the gurgling beast of the Himilayas get you. -- B.E.M.

Here it goes... the typical guest book entry. I liked your page.  it was

 very hard to find a decient page on suicide using yahoo search.  Take

 care  love, peace & Chocolate.

Hey Groovy Guys & Groovy Dolls!    Just really glad to say hey, howdy to

 all you   cowboys and cowgirls out there. Howdy from cowboy  land! What

 cowboys in Washington you say? (Go   ahead, say it, I know, I know, it

 rains all the   time out there, right? Nopers, you're wrong,   wrong,

 WRONG!!) It's desert here. Look at your   map. We're behind the

 mountains, all that rain   falls on the -west- (aka the *wet*) side of

 the   mountains.  Over here, what we get is mainly blue   sky and

 fleecy little clouds that generally don't  do anything 'til they bump

 into the next   mountains, about 75 miles east of here! Hence,

 cowboys...and all the rest. Now, aren't you glad   you read this one?

I had some really choice and imaginative expletives to describe your

 site. I made the mistake of reading "Guestbook Tips" and now I can't

 say them without insulting the whole human race. Arrgle!! So; loved the

 Top 100. I'll have to start viewing guestbooks again.</blink>.

 Later.

Hey, Hey, Paula - I want to marry you..  Well sign the book anyway.

This is great I get to sign a guest book, but I've got to  get back to

 the spot I saw that said "talk back to us". My  10 year old has this

 down to a art.Now its my turn.  P.S. I'am looking for suggestions on

 the the types of  information people would like to find on my home

 page.

A VERY GOOD PAGE. KEEP IT GOING.

In other words, this is where I get to "go Gonzo" as it were... oo fun.

 No really, I've been laughing too hard over all the guestbook entries

 that you've scrounged from all over the Net... where do you FIND these

 people?  OR do you just find their Net-graffiti?      Anyways, it's

 4:30 Am so part of this message (the part that makes sense) can be

 attributed to sleep-dep.  Take care.    COFFEE.SYS is Corrupt.  System

 Operator Halted.

YOUR SITE IS WONDERFUL!!!

My parents were crazy, and Brain Wash is my actual  name....

i have boogers and frigates galore in my nose with rose b  bush pie in

 my ear so they can lick it out.  you might want to fly the electric

 kite  tomorrrow in the rain. forget the food just eat the table!!  -EMM

DOMINIQUE ROCKS !!!!! WHEN I MEET HER SHE WAS COOL!

The rising sun kisses the morning dew  The setting sun kisses the

 evening grass  And you my friend may kiss my ass!!!  Keep the dirty

 side down and the shiny side up!!!      Black Sabbath M.C.

If the Star Trek guy's have telerporters, then why do they need the Star

 SHip Enterprise?????

If the Star Trek guy's have telerporters, then why do they need the Star

 Ship Enterprise?????

Hey,The net is cool but Belle......

Everyone!!!!!! Come Check out my Page! It may surprise

 you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You got some weird entries for your guestbook! Though I was looking for

 something else, these are pretty funny!!

I thought I'd be annoying:<img src="http://www.geocities.com/cgi-

 bin/counter/alphafighter">Nice page though!

hmm, COOL place, this verycrazy.com. especially the guestbook stuff.

 However, just thought to say: geocities has free web pages (i saw an

 entry where someone was wishing for a page of their very own)  You

 know, The other day I put my wrists in front of my eyes. I had Carpal

 Tunnel Vision Syndrome, so I think I should stop typing now.  Of

 course, I can still cut and paste a couple favorite quotes:    I am

 returning this otherwise good typing paper to you   because someone has

 printed gibberish all over it   and put your name at the top.    --

 English Professor, Ohio University    'I better be going.  I have to

 get up sometime tomorrow.' -- Jim from 'Taxi'%

This is a classic message. So please bow down   before it, and be

 amazed; be very amazed.

If your wondering what I'm doing, I'm just browsing. La,la, la.  Not

 much to see here.  (I'm not saying that your site is boring, it's just

 I have no idea what I'm doing.) :) SMILE!

Is everyone in this book trying to get in the top 100 or what?

 pathetic.

Hello there!

  Recently separated, Need somewhere/one to slid my CowBoy Boots under

 the bed. (Why am I Writing this at 1:32am on a Saturday

 Nite???????????)  Is this site Reality or Perception? (I perceive it as

 reality - Just to show U how Phucked-Up I am,      CowTown has had a

 Bunch of snow recently and I'm Damn sure you People in Beautiful have

 had a Hole(?) lot more than we've had.  AND, we're gettin' a  Chinook

 to Melt all of this crap -Bet You're not  May the SnowPlows come down

 my street and Up Yours    (He's Not Bitter, Is He?)

My, God.  What are you people thinking?!?!  What kind of person makes a

 web page dedicated to guest books, and what kind of person reads these-

 oh.  Uh, heh heh heh. -_-  Think I'll be going now...

We Wish all People a Marry Christmas and a Happy new Year

This is my first website and it was pretty cool.  Never expected one to

 be like this.  I'll come back next time.

We wish all People in the Internet a Marry X-Mass and a happy new Year

Remember, when at McDonalds,  DON'T order spagetti!!!

Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when

 you do insult them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

hello I want my own guest book...

My dog Puff eats kiwi and can actually say "mama."  She bites people,

 too, but I guess the "mama" makes up for that.  Sorry, too much

 coffee...  Here, I'll write you a haiku, even though I think haikus

 suck:  I found this guestbook/ Under a large, moldy rock/ It's not

 edible.  Happy day!

Bite the horse before he eats your monkey!!!!!!!!

HI. I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THIS PAGE IS BUT I   SEEMED JUST TO STUMBLE

 ACROSS IT SO I THOUGHT I WOULD DROP YOU A  NOT. SO, "HI"        KELSEY

 SMITH

One of the reasons that I'm not a programmer,  is that I choke at the

 sight of a blank screen.   Comment forms in Guestbooks qualify...

 <grin> or   <grin> (depending on how this gets treated)

prick your finger it is done  the moon has now eclipsed the sun  the

 angel has spread his wings  the time has come for bitter things

This is a great site and I know I'll  come back again

If I need cheering up I can visit this page and sneer at the feeble

 messages people have written. In repayment for this favour, please

 accept this feeble message for people to sneer at.

If I need cheering up I can visit this page and sneer at the feeble

 messages people have written. In repayment for this favour, please

 accept this feeble message for people to sneer at.

Don´t follow trends.Go with your instinct!.....

fuck off you morans

fuck off you morans

Winnie the Pooh is the best cartoon character   within the Walt Disney

 company.

Can you tell me how to get to Oakland? I think I'm lost!

In the immortal words of Lois Lane to Clark Kent as she was running off

 with Lex Luthor: Lose the frames.

hi Just surfed in great pages.

Enjoyed the list...but, I in fact have proven the coorelation between

 the # of cucumbers in your fridge and the muliplication of wire coat

 hangers...Physics is wonderful...you can prove anything!!!

Hi!!...Im uh....Merry Christmas!!!And um..Happy New Year!!!!Oh and um

 what would happen,if you dropped a cat,nine times,would it be dead

 (cats have nine lives?) Don't cats alllllllways land on there

 feet?!Noooooo they don't,because my cat feel on her butt before now

 what do you say to that!?

I think yellow is the worst color in the world.  No reference to your

 background, either.

Was out surfing and ran across your page, and I can  guarantee you I

 will return, many times.  What  a great page.  Could spend hours here

 and get some  of the best laughs I have had in a long time.  Love  this

 page and it is definitely bookmarked

A man without a god is like a fish without a bicycle.

What's up!

AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHT

Hmm... Classic massage huh? Let's see... Oh I know.. SHIATSU!!!  Bet you

 thought you had me stumped huh? That's what you get for messing with

 the likes of me! I've got a mind like a trap. Not getting one past

 Bryan that's for sure.  Yeah, well now that's said... May the power of

 the Rutebaga be eternally by your side.

Um, Let me get back to you about your page when my   brain wakes up!!

Im not quite ready to leave a classic message yet, but i shall return in

 the near future to leave one.

Heil To The King Baby!!!

webless

" There's no-one I can talk to like I talk to myself "

" There's no-one I can talk to like I talk to myself "    Do you know

 which song this lyric is from ? If so, you're my kind of person.

I like more information about this. Is the first time as i enter in this

 page.

QQ , Kepik , wahahahah ..... lama gak ketemu ternyata kamu bikin

 HomePage yang Keren Begini yaaaa  Jarang2 ada yang bikin homepage keren

 kaya begini .....!!!!!!  Q , tolong salam buat Nyo-Nyo .... and anak2

 Dupho OK !!!! C U On The Air Again Bro !!!!!!!

KISSY WAS HERE!!!!!

Wussup, Wussup, Wussup!!!2 all tha vietnamese sista  out thiar. So how

 yall DOIN!!!   And 2 all tha  Vietnamese brotha out thair, Treat Our

 sista Rite, Aight!!!!Its all Good

The Smashing Pumpkins kick ass and dont let anyone tell you

 diffrent!!!!!!

I never realized until now how much internet guestbooks mean to us. What

 would we do without them? We always visit other sites and sign their

 guestbooks in hope that they will visit our site and add hits to our

 counters. We also hope that internet reviewers will click on the link

 we added in their guestbook and visit our site and award us the Cool

 Site of the Day, which will bring lots more hits to our counters, and

 more people to sign our guestbooks.    May the Farce be with you!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question.  "yes"  is the ANSWER!

Hi Visit My Cool Anime Page.  This is also cool!!  <img

 src="http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/1413/pic.jpg"

What is the purpose of a guestbook? I guess that the purpose is to let

 us know if we get visitors. A couter is great but with a counter you

 cannot know if the 50 means you opened your page 50 times to  check if

 the counter incremented or if someone really visited your page. A

 guestbook is what really tells you if you  have any visitors. If you

 see a signature, you shout Yipee! I had a visitor! Cool.  Anyway, think

 about that little theory, and visit my homepage so that I too can shout

 Yipee! when you sign my  guestbook.

I would like the world to know. I LOVE Mariah   Carey's songs. I look up

 to her. I try to sing   like her,but is hard. That is becouse she is

 such   a great singer. She has a great voice.

I would like the world to know. I LOVE Mariah   Carey's songs. I look up

 to her. I try to sing   like her,but is hard. That is becouse she is

 such   a great singer. She has a great voice.

I am a squirrel in disguise, I even have a big furry tail

The Pens will knock Florida back to where they belong in the waterand

 take cover,  because the cold is coming and the Penguins are on a role

 to take what shoul have been their's, can you guess?    That's right

 the Stanley Cup.

Does this mean I'm your friend now?

PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 .,/?;#@$%^&*(!#@%^&*()Z!(!(!(!(!(!(!(!(!(!(!(!(!(!(  XIX  What the hell

 is this thing ? Who am I typing to? TO whoever can see this have a nice

 life. I'm going to go play some Roller hockey.

I know a guy with altzheimers bulemia. He eats a lot, then forgets to

 throw up.

Loved your site - cool concept with good content, fantastic graphic - my

 only complaint is those darn FRAMES. I HATE FRAMES. So I won't be back

 often.

Well I know its a dogs life, But if I really marked this hydrant would

 every dog in the world  really be able to track my sent?

I am the hapless girl lard

THANK YOU GOD.......                          .....FOR SENDING THE

 MELVINS TO EUROPE.

Well...ehh...I Have This Poem!               Roses Are Red

 Violets are blue               I'm A Schizophrenic               And So

 Am I ! ! !   There Is Definately Life On Mars !

Merry christmas to you all!

Well.. hmmm... I don't know why I'm even  here because I was trying to

 find my new  wizard friends guestbook... don't think  this is it!    I

 have no ego page...  no guestbook...  I also don't see what was so

 'classic'  about some of these entries...  maybe  it's just me...

 whatever...

I like many cartoons, but I think that Sailor Moon is the best one!!!

Visit My HomePage ! Best Links !  Animated Gifs ! What's C0ol !

                Diarys of an Obsession      I've decided to take a hint

 from "take a load off" exept, I'll do it so I sound completely

 pathetic.  Here goes:  I am completly in love with this guy at my

 school.  I've never talked to him and he's 3 years older than me, but

 he's Always on my mind!  It's like this anorexia commercial I hear all

 the time-i wake up and I think-sean. I  change and I think-sean.

 Anyway.  I only see him about 3 or 4 times a day, but I always try to

 make eye contact with him.  Like, yesterday, I almost ran into him

 twice by accident and it always seems like we connect or something.

 That's probably only because he's increadbly friendly, but it sucks!!!

Hey I think that's kewl how you have the 100  most classic messages.

 I'll probably end up #170,  but hey no problemo with me! It's a nice

 page  but maybe you should add some other "stuff" to it.  Sorry, if you

 think that I think your homepage is   a bit boring, but I really like

 this guestbook thing.

we like to know your deepest darkest secrets

Hi My name is Mia :)

Hi My name is Mia :)

get down on your knees and beg..........

 websandkisses                      shannen..............

Duh.

Well, guyz, I was very impressed with your pages, your etiquette, and

 your manners.  I am not a professional of these fields by any means,

 but I know a good page-work when I see one.  Keep up the work and keep

 the bad boys at bay.

Well, I was about to feed my pet wombat when I came across this page. I

 guess thit was good that I saw this because my wombat is really dead.

 you see my gerbil, named habib, who ate my wombat, Ernie, who ate me is

 cool.  SEe ya

Well, sometimes I like to think about carrots.  Are they human?  Can

 they feel pain?  On harvest day, it's just a normal day for the farmer,

 but for the carrots, it's the holocaust.

You know what?  I am very, very bored.  I think I will just ramble on,

 and on, and on.  Why am I sighing your guestbook anyways?  Nobody ever

 signs MY guestbook!!!  I guess I 'm just a chronic complainer.  But why

 does your hair half to look like THAT!!  Aw, come on people.  Would you

 care to hear more?  I can talk more.  I can talk, and talk, and talk.

 So how are you?  I wonder how much of this will actually show up?

 Hmmmmmm...

Hallo... I have a homepage made to Nerds  from all the world! I'm a Nerd

 and I'm pretty   proud of it. If U are a nerd join our fraternity.

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HELLO TO DAY ON THIS FINE NIGHT I am a 14 year old studident at PMS yes

 I said PMS Pioneer Middle School I hate PMS anyways my goles in life

 are to become really famus and tell every one about   Cheeze wiz yes I

 said cheeze wiz it is the moast wonderfull thinf out there today   It

 slices it dices and ..... well BOW DOWN TO   "THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE" the

 allmighty cheeze wiz  the cheeze wiz is good cheeze wiz is are friend

 worship the cheeze wiz   if you dont you will be castrated (heheheheh

 me funny)  anyways Im done being stupied now so I bet BARNEY IS ON NOW

 i HAVE TO GO NOW ( so I lied ) I love you you love me were best friends

 as friends   can be with a.... haaaa the torchur the tourcher I cant

all i have to say is f**k everyone( hey what's a di*k for neways)!!!!

 NAH I'M REALLY NOT LIKE THIS I'VE JUST HAD WAY TOO MUCH SUGAR!!!!!!

Hey pal, I am signing this guestbook as a personal  favor to you.

 Because well, quite frankly I'm not  sure why, but I bet that I could

 beat you at  checkers.  Of course, I haven't played checkers in  quite

 a long time, but hey, who has?  Which brings  me to my point -- bread

 is good so don't be too   hard on it okay? I mean, how would you like

 to be  toasted and then covered in peanut butter and then  eaten?

 Yeah, I didn't think you would go out and   join the football team.

I LEAVE IN USA BUT A I ALWAYS VISIT TO PHILIPPINES EVREYEAR SOME TIMES

Just a few things for you to think about:    Bears Law of Reality= If a

 rope has one end, it is sure to have another.    You know, there would

 be a lot more holes in this world if people would stop long enough to

 take the dirt out of them.    "If everyone was out to get you, you

 would be paranoid too!"    "If we can send one man to the moon, why

 can't we send them all?

Um... how do I get my entry on the most classic list?  Do I need to be

 funny? or stupid? or both?  I'm soooooo confused... but I thought your

 MOST CLASSIC book was funny.  My parents think that I spend too much

 time on the net... do I????? I dunno...   My most classic remark... and

 the cheese ate the mouse...

WOW! The "100 classic messages" page is great! You cant help to check

 your own guestbook several times a day. I had my first real entry on

 the 9 december i went crasy. Some one  had found my page from the

 millions out there.I maild him immediately sending a thanks. A home

 page whithout a guestbook is just an empty shell whit no soul. Daniel

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 Cards Campaign for the enclaved  children of the occupied by the Turks

 northern part of Cyprus.    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

UUUUUUHHHHHHHHH THIS LIKE SUCKS!!! MY GEUST BOO WORK THE GOD DAM PEICE

 OF §HIT THESE PEOPLE ARE ÍUCKING ÅSS HOLE THEY ALL §UCK!!!!! DOZ ANYONE

 AGREE WITH ME?¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿??????????????????????¿¿??¿¿??

HI EVERYONE I'M MIKE YES MAKE ALL THE  FUN OF ME U WANT IM A

 P.A.T.(POSTIVE ACTING TEEN)I DO THINGS FOR OTHERS I ENJOY CLEANING UP

 TRASH BECOUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD AND EVEN THOUG I GET MY BUTT KICKED

 COMING HOME FROM SCHOOL EVERYDAY I STILL FEEL GOOD BECOUSE I DON'T HURT

 THINGS I HELP THEM SO EVEN IF YOUR LIKE ME AND U GET BEAT UP EVERYTAKE

 THE BEATING WITH PRIDE  AND THAN AFTER THAT U CAN BE THANKFUL FOR

 LIVING!!SO IF YOUR GOING TO MAKE FUN OF OF ME FOR DOING GOOD THING THAN

 DO IT AND IF U DO U MAY GO TO HELL

uh...does this go to William Vizcaino?  if it does I just want to tell

 him he has a great homepage.  i enjoyed it a lot.  thanks!

WHY IS EVERY ONE SAYING THAT STUFF IS BETTER THAN SEX?? SEX IS THE BEST

 THING IN THE UNIVERSE!!!

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Well, i just got done reading some of your Top Ten Entries.  Hmmmm?, Im

 not really sure what to think right off hand but i did realize there

 are alot of bored people in this little world of ours.  So now that ive

 read your Top Ten and left you a message myself, i suppose i need to

 get my own GuestBook.  So before i say something clever that may strike

 your interest enough to put this post somewhere  other than in your

 Book, i leave you with one little message....Never take your underwear

 off before your pants.  Have a great day and dont forget me on

 Christmas.    ...greg

A really unique product

You guys have way too much time on your hands.  Why don't you take up

 basket weaving or crochet or anything else.  If you keep reading all

 these guestbook entries you're going to end up in the Jamestown, ND

 State Mental Hospital.  Very funny stuff, though. Ó¿Ó

Katherine Sneddon really is a net dweeb!  She not only entered two

 messages from herself (see above) but the other message from me AND the

 one from our mate Kirsty Treadwell were from her as well!!!  Oh dear oh

 dear.  The message to you all:  Don't get your belly button peirced.

 It's affected her brain.

beware of blondes named Stacy and Chinese green tea!

Time seems to take up most of my day.

I HAVE A 91 INVADER WITH A 1835cc 100% POWDER COAT RED&BLACK OVER 15K

 INVESTED OVER 6 YEARS .   HIT TREES BROKE OFF FRONTEND (ONLY THING HELD

 IT TOGETHER WAS THE STEERING ROD) RIPPED OFF BACKTRAILING ARMS & BROKE

 FRAME AND MANY OTHER EXCITING TRIPS. ALSO HAVE A 69 FREE SPIRITBUGGY IF

 ANY ONE ELSE HAS ANY INFO. I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU.HEY FROM

 ANTHONY FLOYD IN DALLAS .   LETS GO BUGGIN

As a rookie e-wrestler, when I came across this site I nearly fainted

 from joy. DPW, where the big dogs play!

If you enjoy leaving guest book messages, you'll love the "Complete

 Knowledge of Humanity" feature on my web page.  It allows you to add

 tons of text complete with <b>HTML</b> and even edit other

 people's entries.

If Billy Corgan and Ron Howard got together and had a kid, maybe it

 would look something like me when I look the way I want to.

IGGY BOP ZWING!    your email do hicky gave me an address that made my

 computer a server, cool but wrong, fix it   have a nice day!

Buy a home with only $1000  or  Sell your home for only $965

Ignore the message that Joanna Beach wrote above, it's all fabricated

 stories to disguise the fact that she is, in fact, the net dweeb and

 not me. She who checks her email at least three times a day and sends

 loads of chain mail shit to our friends who just aren't all that

 impressed. Having my belly button pierced may have affected my brain

 like she says, but at least I've got an excuse for the way I am. What's

 yours Joanna ? KAT  p.s - see you tonight girl lard !

Hey thanks for this site.  I plan on using one of your crazy Guest Book

 things on my (under heavy construction) site.

Loved the page...... Frames.... Ohhhhh....  I am one  seriously f***ed

 up individual......  Run-away!!! Run-away!!!  H_U_G_E FANGS...>!!!!

 RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!!!!  I'm not kidding you know~~~!

It's like seeing the moon and thinking it's cheese  and then seeing a

 piece of cheese and not thinking   that it's part of the moon.

If an airplane was laden to exactly the weight that would make it too

 heavy to fly (minus the weight of a simple housefly) and a housefly was

 flying around in the airplane and suddenly landed, would the added

 weight cause the airplane to crash? Please hurry with your answer, I

 have to know right away!

Hi there, Shaw Baby Love!!!    I finally signed it, now have you stopped

 crying yet?!?! **smile**    Take care, and God bless ya'!!!     Bye-

 bye,   Miss MIDWAY

I just beamed in to see what all this was about. Hey!  I think this

 stuff's really cool.  I guess I could showcase  my entries as well,

 couldn't I??  Great Pages, dudes!!

Hi Guys!    I really like your site and all the crazy stuff on it.  Not

 to mention the cool design.

I PURCHASED A COMPUTER TO GET ON THE INTRNET BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THE

 BAR SCENE AND I BLEW TOO MUCH MONEY ON THE POKER MACHINES.  I WANT TO

 GET WITH A CHAT GROUP AND MEET PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD. I AM NEW AT

 THIS AND LEARNING FAST. I HAVE HAD MY NOSE IN BOOKS THE PAST SIX WEEKS

 TRYING TO UNDERSTAND ALL OF THIS BUT IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER.

 SOMEONE ANSWER!\DARLENE

What up! Well if you want to see a good home page  go to SalsaRica.

 Hey Randy what's up? Your in my Spanish class.  oh! And cool home page

 IceMan.

The kngiht, Sir Ranma of the Knights of the Anime 'Round,  has enjoyed

 his stay in your kingdom(website), keep up the   good work.

hey, hey, paula, i want to  fuck you like an animal.  hey, hey, paula, i

 want to  feel you from the inside.  sent by the god of fuck, marilyn

 manson, i have   come pointlessly to give a moment of my precious

 time to you insignificant fleas.  i hope (actually,  i don't really

 care) you appreciate it.  this being  known, i go in agony, saying:

 goddamn your righteous hands.

The best thing about a basketball floor is Wrestling mats from door to

 door!

Not only am I perfect, I'm icelandic too! (o.k you  can change the

 "perfect", with "pervert"). So you  see, people from all over the place

 come to your  great site, I really like this idea of best guestbooks

 entrys. And remember, work is what THEY try to get  you to do, in order

 to be able to buy what They try  to make you think you want! And no,

 I'm not  PARANOID, they REALLY ARE after me!!!! Yours; Icepick

hi you are all really stupid, and you stink    have a nice day

Hola conchita!Como esta tu? Yo soy muy bie .Miro tu paco el pado

 muchacha!

Hola conchita!Como esta tu? Yo soy muy bie .Miro tu paco el pado

 muchacha!

Hola conchita!Como esta tu? Yo soy muy bie .Miro tu paco el pado

 muchacha!

Hola conchita!Como esta tu? Yo soy muy bie .Miro tu paco el pado

 muchacha!

Hola conchita!Como esta tu? Yo soy muy bie .Miro tu paco el pado

 muchacha!

Visit also the "Interactive Learning Modules"  homepage at

 http://www.cieem.rpi.edu/ilm/home.htm

Just got my very own Guest Book set up - am only  signing yours while I

 wait to see if someone  has signed mine   :-)    Take Care!!! (Love the

 Top 100)

Yo man! What up with you!  This page is crazy man, but cool.  See ya

 Pfunk

Oh my gosh.  If I didn't feel obligated to sign this  guestbook now, I'd

 actually get up and go to the   restroom.  I laughed so hard at your

 entries, I   nearly peed down my leg.  Guess that's better than  having

 aliens watch you go poo!!

Hello World! Give me flowers or give me death!!

borne in mirfield west yorks. emigrated in 1980 & still love yorkshire

 .new to the net.Im longing for a pint of Sam Smith

Love the art work on the page. Hopefully you'll think the same on my

 page.

I thought I had seen everything. You think that  all ideas have been run

 through the web hundreds of times, and then you come across something

 so original you have to pause a minute just to breath. Thank you so

 much for showing me that some folks out there still use their brains

 instead of creating a rerun of the same ol' material. I'm delighted

 with this wonderful idea and will come back so often that you'll be

 begging me to stop!

I hate the feeling like I dropped a quweezanart down  my pants!(how in

 the hell do ya spell that damn thing?)  squirrels, tuna loaf, and a

 giant pork log.  These are a few of my favorite things!

Hey Ya'll, I like this Page!!!

Friends is the best show on televsion ever!  The actors work well

 together to make a truly terrific show.  Matthew Perry and Jennifer

 Aniston are especially outstanding.

THE WORLD KNOWS NOT WHO I AM BUT WILL FIND OUT  BY THE YEAR 2G.

I am a slippery, slimy, slug, with a magic cookie jar and maybe you saw

 me today.  I think that it would be really cool if space aliens took

 over the planet and made us their  pets because I've always wanted one

 of those little basket beds with my name on it.

dragon ball rules

Is This What The Wen Is All About? Signing Guestbooks So We Can Get More

 People To Come To Your Page So You Can Sign More Guestbooks When You Go

 To They're Page?

I would just like to tell you a little about my life.  Well, I have been

 on the internet for about a year  (first using the old Netcom browser

 bleah! then using ie 2.1  then ie 3.0 But ie3.0 does not like me! and

 now I am using   netscape 2.01) For a little bit My main webpage was at

 angelfire   but then I learned that I could only use 35k so  then the

 great hunt began. I searched for a long time  finnaly finding

 geocities. (I might soon have a mirror   version at netcom.) I then

 hunted for a web editor   my forst favorite was "Flex-Ed" but now I

 like   hotdog. My first webpage was BAD but at the time I had alot of

 free   time (because it was summer) so it began to be as it is  . I

Look at me! I am an idiot! He he he.   Are you an idiot? La la la la!

 I want to be like normal people,   but my underwear is always changing

 color on me!   Do you know why? Everybody say JUMP!   Wait that's not

 right! Please help me!   I am an idiot! La la la!   Did you know that

 Greg got a super-charged   industrial nose picker and he was the envy

 of all of the room? Well, not really.   KISS MY TOE! How do you do, I

 am an idiot!

If your looking for a Manufactured Homes Come To <html><a

 href="http://members.aol.com/huntdogg2/index.html"><strong>Pay

 less Manufactured Homes</strong></a></p></html>

Damn, I hate when that worldwalking spell fails! Should've known not to

 do it after drinking all night. Now I'm stuck in this Cyberspace world.

 Guess I better try and teleport outta here...

We suggest you try them for the first time...again!!  Wonder what "they"

 are?  Come and see!!!

I AM CORGHOLIO,I NEED T-P FOR MY BUNGHOLIO....aHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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 src="http://www.open.hr/~tvazdar/welcto.jpg">  </a><p>

 VERY COOL SITE!!! You are VERYCRAZY!

WOW I love this stuff.

LiTle bRotHer there is no otha

nice...keep up a good work...visit my hp and comment me...I need those

 comment...

Nice Page Visit Mine For A Free 2 Meg Website!

I hate guestbooks, everyone who doesn't will  burn in hell...     have a

 nice day.

I'm begging all of you to visit my page and sign my

 guestbook,Pleeeeeeeeeese I only have ONE lowsey guest.

I love the show friends alot keep up the good pictures and

 that!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, were really cool cause we can use the internet.  You guys are a

 bunch of ex metal heads.  Rachel sucks in a bad way.  Your poems are

 good.  Billy the drummer is hot.  have a nice christmas.

It was a terrible mistake, the experiment.  It should never have

 happpened my friends, but by God, it did.  The specimen, known only as

 "Duncan", was treated with every toxic chemical, breakfast cereal, and

 elevator music known to man.  Destroyed both physically and mentally,

 he fled to the darkness of the deepest fens of the Florida everglades,

 with only his laptop and his damaged psyche to keep him company.  When

 you visit the glades, listen for his evil and bone chilling cry, "WHY

 DOESN'T ANYONE EVER SEND ME ANY E-MAIL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!".

Don't kiss your honey when his face is kinda runny  cause you might

 think it's funny but it's snot!

   Habitual Drug-War  Political Grandstanding:    More Arrests, Less

 Freedom …  More Kids Using Drugs, Less Compassion.  More Prisons, Less

 Education …  More Disaffected Grown-ups, Less Citizenship.

 Friends & Fellow Citizens:    Brace yourselves for the rhetorical

 holocaust! Since it has once again been clearly demonstrated, and the

 fact being given much media attention, that our age-old failed drug

 policies have failed our children once more - just as they always have

 … just as they always will - it doesn’t appear that the Republicans

 will be applying the fundamental principles which they have exercised

 with such efficiency as they eliminate wasteful spending programs and

HI!!!!!!

    Well I have a guestbook on my page that is from you guys that makes

 my page a lot cooler so thanks!

my message is not going to be classic, but since you asked me to leave a

 message i assume you would like me to tell you my views on all the

 problems with the government(rememer when you make an assumption you

 make an you make an ass of you and umption, when you presume, you make

 a corrupted political figure, and you make me one too!)but i don't

 really feel like talking about the government with people i don't know.

 but i will.  ummm, where to begin?  i will start with a quote by lord

 acton: power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.  i like

 this quote. do you?  get back to the subject?  this "message"(is

 actually a clever play to make me spill my guts about the problems with

Native American Runners (ages 14-19) you must read about the "Wings of

 the Northwest" running program!!!  After viewing this, E-mail me or

 call me at 406-723-7567.

Tupac:  "Only god can judge me".

http://www.verycrazy.com/100most/  You page is quite beautiful and has

 very good content.  IT IS ALSO ONE OF THE MOST SLOWEST in loading I

 have ever seen.  Must one be on a T-1 to use your page? Your graphics

 are huge.  How many AOL or Compuserve people do you get?  I'm running

 28.8 modem with a 100Mhz Pentium.  I'm not encouraged to make frequent

 visits.  Tip: Graphics beyond 16 colors are not distinguishable  from

 256 or millions on 99% of the computer out  there.

Hm.... Forget the questions someone gimme another beer! :^)

The idea about strapping toast to cat. Made   me think. The great toast

 bread problem is just  a dimentional problem. If only we make the toast

 in 1 * 2 meters then it would always fall with the  jelly up.

Where do you find time to read all of this??  Have you hugged your

 computer today??

Sending hopefully wishes to Mystical.Crystal from Falun, Sweden.  Merry

 Christmas and A Happy New Year.    Pär Hedberg

"Stop that", said the blind man to the black cat in the dark room at

 midnight.    P.S. Invisible robot fish

Kneel!  You are in the presence of greatness.

Peter, Peter, Pumpkineater, had a wife and couldn't keep her. He put her

 in a pumpkin shell, and there he kept her very well .....

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 "http://www.yahoo.com"  //-->  </script>

I liked your page, it reminded me of pigs.    Speaking of pigs, that

 bacon, mmm  mmm  good.  You can just feel the grease trickle down your

 esophagus.  Nummy Nummy! Speaking of bacon, you know  those Bacon Dog

 Treats, now if those don't taste  like bacon or what, YUMMM!  Although

 letting them  sit might make them stale.  I always trade Fido  for his

 Bacon treats.

Me again.  After I submitted my first Entry, I took  a look at the

 guestbook and I noticed that some  Joseph guy wrote you on 12/20/96

 saying that your  page loaded very slow and he was running a 90 or  100

 Mhz Pentium.  Well, I am running a 33Mhz DX2  with 8MB RAM and I must

 say this is one of the   fastest loading sites I have ever seen (faster

 than  some on my dad's 120Mhz Pentium) So Joe, either  your time

 continuum is based on milliseconds and  nanoseconds or your computer is

 teasing you.

Jeez, how do some of these people function on a day to day basis? This

 collection is great. It shows me that I'm not as wierd as everyone says

 I am!

Hmmm. Here are my opinions: (For the entire world to read.) this  6x4

 1,5 color excuse for a display sucks, UNIX sucks, (Was   it not for

 UNIX being such an arcane operating system, I  would have had a

 guestbook running. (For the entire world to read.)   Oslo sucks,

 (Fortunately not for the entire world to  view.) and slow-motion

 Internet access sucks. As a matter  of fact, I wish all those people

 with free corporate  ISDN access to the f****n-World-Wide-can-of-"Hey-

 come-view-one-  200k-JPEG-of-me-puking"-homepages were put in a barrel

 and then transferred to the Telenor mainframe so we  could all bore

 them to death with SYN-timeouts or  whatever technichal rubbish is

Go ahead and try. You CAN'T resist it!

HI!!!!!    Neato site...hey Sunrider!!!!cool graphics and   every thing

 i ever wanted...maybe..no..i lied..   just to let you all know I LOVE

 JIM DANAHOWER!!!!!

Here is my song to you:    If you ever get a feeling,  one of sadness or

 desire,  just call me on the telephone   or just send me a wire.    And

 if you're ever feeling lonely and blue  Think of how the others might

 feel too  Don't just turn your back and walk away  Link and sign my

 guestbook, please, today.    Jozi  :-)

To live w/o discipline is to die w/o dignity.

Well, I spent today at the mall, at a booth. I was volunteering to do

 free giftwrapping. I sound like a major softy, but it was a with my

 friends. It was kinda fun, though. I went to the movies, and saw Jerry

 McGuire. Tom Cruise is a great actor. (He is FINE!) I am really bored,

 but I looked up my absolute favorite singer, and got here. Well, see

 ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!

hello

Enjoyed your site immensely.  Great humor and great insight to human

 nature.  Thanks for providing it.  Mahalo nui loa!

NIGGA STEP BACK 'FO I MAKE A PHONE CALL!

Ever wonder why most cereal cartoon characters are either trying to get

 their cereal, totally avoid it, or hog it all to themselves?  It's

 THEIR picture on the box! If they want some, let the dang rabbit have

 some. If they don't want it, take the cucu bird's pic off the box! If

 they don't want to share   tell the kids to buy their own! If you ever

 wondered about this then visit my webpage. I'm not saying that it'll

 answer this question... but it'll give you a whole lot of BIGGER stuff

 to wonder about.  (We're talking about a trance-enitity talking about

 UFO's, Christ, the new millenium, and maybe if you're lucky that hungry

 rabbit.)

This guestbook is just fantastic! I just started my own website. It's

 for sure that there will be (I hope) such a great guestbook also. So

 when there are some swimmming, cycling or running freaks, or just want

 to see the website of an European Triathlon Champion. Then click on the

 link above! I'm waiting to welcome you at my website!

HEY EVERYONE!!!

Hi everyone, I just like to say that one should treat men and women just

 the same.  Why do men always get better jobs and better service?  If a

 man and a woman apply for the same job, why does the man always gets

 higher payed?  You can change this, so do it!!!

I guess this site proves there is such a thing as internet addiction...

very enjoyable....very funning.....I will be adding a guestbook entry

 when I do my homepage....  over 2000 hours on the net and still no

 homepage....!!!!!What have I been doing????

I didn't ask what I didn't want to know what it isn't, I asked for what

 it is not what i asked.

Coming soon! :))) The 100 Most Classic Guestbooks!!!  And here is a tip

 for somebody who wants to make   a guestbook:  Please, check all your

 scripts. Messages like:  404 Not Found  Url

 '/100most/guestbook/guestbook.cgi' not found on server...  are quite

 annoying, and besides visiters would expect not  to see "Current book -

 November" almost on the Christmas day.  However, idea of creating this

 page "100 bla guestbook entries"  was better, I suppose. :)

bob says hi and he wants Banshee and Tommy Doyle-  but he also wants

 world peace and love 4-everyone.  Angst is a goverment run disease made

 to kill off  teenagers so B happy.  Kewl.  -Bob

bob says hi and he wants Banshee and Tommy Doyle-  but he also wants

 world peace and love 4-everyone.  Angst is a goverment run disease made

 to kill off  teenagers so B happy.  Kewl.  -Bob

bob says hi and he wants Banshee and Tommy Doyle-  but he also wants

 world peace and love 4-everyone.  Angst is a goverment run disease made

 to kill off  teenagers so B happy.  Kewl.  -Bob

     I loved your page.  You need to get some more porno on here though

 because it would attract a lot more people than just being crazy.  I

 mean sure crazy is cool and everything but like porno is well porno.

 If not that then make it a page with links to porno pages.  Just get

 some sorta porno on here.

uh like why am I up reading this at 1:20 am on   a Monday morning....oh

 yeah! I came on the net   to see what was being said about my most

 favorite Buffalo Bills and I wound up here   over 3 hours later! GO

 BILLS!!!!!!

uh like why am I up reading this at 1:20 am on   a Monday morning....oh

 yeah! I came on the net   to see what was being said about my most

 favorite Buffalo Bills and I wound up here   over 3 hours later! GO

 BILLS!!!!!!

<A HREF= "http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/8803"><IMG ALIGN =

 CENTER SRC =

 http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/8803/mikepg.gif></a> Great page

 U have here about guestbooks.... I only have 1 question... that 1 reply

 which U gave 2 the man who signed about losing his pet monkey... is

 "Cheese Whiz" some type of inside joke or something, 'cause I don't get

 it!!!  Anyway..... Nice page!!!                         Peace, Out

 <blink>Mike

Ok... so my HTMLing didn't work.... so U guys R smarter than me.... so U

 R way more crafty..... So what??? Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, Life goes on...

 Right??? Oh well.................................................

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