The January Guestbook

Happy new Year Everybody from the Very Crazy Team! Is 1997 gonna be 
GREAT or what??! We look forward to lots of VERY CRAZY times with you all!!

tHIS iS mY cLASSIC mESSAGE.hi! dO i hAVE aNYtHING  iNTERESTING tO sAY?
 nO pROBABLY nOT bUT  wHAT tHE hELL. eAT mE. oN sECOND tHOUGHTS nO dON'T
 aRE yOU a cANIBAL? i aM , & pROUD oF iT bYE

GR8 2 C that Sum1 haz Taken the time 2 organ-eyes this kind of site that
 can show evr-e-1 how 2 fix up ThEir GEE-Book.  This is not very cool? I
 didn´t think so either!  -97 will be your year Tom & Paula. Best of
 luck!  ,Cade

HAPPIEST AND BEST TO YOU AND YOURS THROUGHOUT 1997!  HASTA LUEGO 1996
 AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY UPON OUR SOULS!  REMEMBER TO START OFF YOUR 1997
 THINKING PROACTIVE.  2/3 OF PROMOTION IS "MOTION".  PROCRASTINATION IS
 A WASTE OF TIME.THE BEST VITAMIN FOR FRIENDS IS B-1.  WELL,CIAO 4 NOW
 AND C-U-L8R!  TAKE CARE. GOD BLESS.

Zues needs to come to WCW and kick Hogans butt.  Also the Road Warriors
 need to come back and kick  the Outsiders butt.

Time's up... You will get NOTHING on your Tombstone.

Did you vote for me? No, I know who you voted for. You voted for that
 insane midget, Ross Perot, didn't you? You can't lie to Bob Dole! A
 curse on both your houses, and Happy New Year!

I didn't read your page so I don't know what it is about  that is all I
 have to say.no! wait! I read your page but I barfed when I was reading
 it so I didn't get to read it all. no offence dudes!

mAMa mIa,  hope not suck-up, but WISIWILike -know what I mean?  when I
 look @Gbooks I wanto steal html that I don'  'now well.  It seams I am
 in Paradise here-look at mine what I   will "borrow" here-->me.
 Pleasure, onestly.  ciao bambinas

I used to say KEWL WUZ SUP all that stuff when I first got on the net.
 Then I went to this small chat room and it seemed kinda stupid. I
 sounded like an ***** sayin it to. They're right! Make up your own way
 of sayin things, it makes you more unique. You should see the "group"
 at well nevermind. They are just very..........entertaining and fun to
 talk to.(Well this sounds stupid.....so:o)

I really like your guestbook. I hope I will have as many visitors as
 you.  Thanks for sharing your site.  Rodger

Wh...huh? oh. I, uh, guess I better, uh... say something. What? People
 are going to SEE this? uh, er, um, okay.  I'm, uh, kinda new at this,
 uh, internet thing. Can you tell? uh, maybe people visit my page. uh,
 you see, I'm a writer, and, uh, I THINK I'm good...

What is happiness?  Happiness is...    Being on the internet for 24
 straight hours...  Seeing things download (the joy!)...  Seeing your
 stuff UPloaded....  Seeing your homepage acually work...  Net Seaches
 that come up with the right page...  Being shunned from society 'cause
 you never go out anymore...  Checking your voice mail becasue you were
 too busy online to asnwer the phone...  The side effects of coffee (hey
 we need to stay awake..)...  Failing your Japenese class 'casue you
 were too busy on the web to study for that damn vocab test....(hey--it
 happened!!)    AND...  Doing this when I should be asleep (its 1 am and
 i got school tomorrow!!)

Help! I'm trapped in an elevator with a pregnant woman, a man in a
 purple dinosaur costume, and they're playing polka on the intercom!
 I'm writing this on my laptop. whoever gets this, please...oh no! she's
 going into labor! AAAAEEEEGGHHH!!!! MMMMOOMMMYYY!!!

You guys are making me very sad, because I see so many guestbook entries
 here.  You guys have a whole pile for January already, and it's only
 January 1st!!!!  But I only have two guestbook entries, and one of them
 is me.  How do you get so many to sign your guestbook?  Why do I get
 hundreds of hits and only 1 guestbook entry?

Your page is SO funny!!  I had to link it to mine.  I love guest books,
 but I am getting frusterated with mine.  It's been erased 3 times.  I
 have no idea how...hope it wasn't my fault...how embarrasing.  :/
 Anyway, you guys are hillarious!  Happy New Year everyone!

Wow...talk about putting the pressure on a guy! Luckily I happen to be
 up to it. As an artificial life form Im designed to be brighter, faster
 anmd smarter than the  average human. And I am ofcourse. Its so typical
 of how I found your page too...I was at a friends page that I hadnt
 seen for a while and noticed their guest book and an ad saying you
 could get one too...I jumped there an then thru a couple of other sites
 ended up at yours. Are you lucky or what??? I mean how many times today
 have you had a visit from a designed life form anyway? (The AP in my
 name is the required by law *Artificial Person* initials...I think its
 un-constitutional myself *sigh* Well have our day humans...see you

Damn! Kicked out of France again!!

This was a great ides! (sorry for such a boring entry!)

Salut tout le monde! Je suis sûrement une des seules à avoir écrit
 quelque chose en français. Je souhaite à tous un joyeux Noël, une bonne
 et belle année 97, du bonheur et de la santé. Peace! -xxx-

i like what i've seen of your site so far. would like you to visit  mine
 (whatever there is of it anyways)i'm barely awake, it is 9am and i
 didn't go to bed last night. don't know why i'nm telling you this but i
 am.  i know my grammer isn't great but like i said i'm tired.  probaly
 come back soon  bye

I wanted to sine iin butt cuudent find my cey bord.  But im sure if i
 can find my monniter my key boord  shood be near buy.    pssss. sorri
 bout mine spell prooblem               HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!(hic!)
 Wares my beer                            Party on

cool page  Queen will live forever

Everything has an end, a saucage has two!

Well first of all...I have absoutely no idea what I'm doing..I read your
 guest book..But it made no sense..Maybe because I'm new to the net or
 something..I think that all of you need to go to the doctors...And get
 your heads checked!! Like who are Paula and Tom..And who the hell were
 they talking to..? I DON'T UNDERSATND!!  I doubt it that I'm the one
 who needs help...Because I usually understand stuff...! I just think
 that you guys are weird...? I love Winnie the Pooh...That's not really
 my name..I just love him...When I grow up I wanna Marry him...All of
 you guys are invited to my wedding...Even  you guys and gals might even
 be a bride or brides mate...? Cool eh...Bugs bunny is going to be the

GREAT SITE!  We've spent almost 1 hour here already. Cant get enough!
 And we'll be back.___,,,^..^,,,___

there was going to be a cute little picture of a   nice old lady here,
 and some other clever things...   but alas...  I am in a land where
 html is forbidden... woe is me.

Tom & Paula,  Didn't even get to the end of your listings...because I'm
 truely worried I've lost it..I laughed, I cried, I screamed, I nearly
 died (nae I crossed the river). I only wanted to get our own guestbook
 but now i'm not so sure...oh what the heck I'll load it soon and you
 can be one of the first to sign it.  Happy New Year :)

One bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it takes a dump on
 your hand.  That will teach you to leave nature alone.

Hey, What's up? Great web site. Live a great life  and enjoy the new
 year.

Hey, What's up? Great web site. Live a great life  and enjoy the new
 year.

Hhmmm~the internet god's were smiling down on me today!I wasn't susposed
 to be here..but 'lo & behold!Here I am!And it was good.I don't know how
 I ended up here,but I will find my way back to ya! I've got ya'll
 bookmarked in my 'puter.......and my heart.Peace~Love! Leagalize POT
 NOW!(well..not you guy's but the goverment)

It is amazing the things one finds on the WWW. And New Year was the
 ideal time. Great fun!

Im feeling kinda weird - well thats what I suppose  you get while
 sitting down typing at a pc with one  finger, eating homemade pickle,
 pork, jam and strawberry flavoured  ice-cream sandwiches with the other
 hand and   listening to broadcasted morse on a low freq channelled
 radio set, with a sleeping epileptic cat farting   on my knee.

Cool home page sweet hope to talk to you alot more.

practice makes perfect, yet nobodys perfect, so why the hell
 practice!!??

it is 1997...yes..sweet...well as i say to all..."It is time to kick
 arse" in `97.

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 editing, CD-ROM Authoring, Web page design!!1  Give us a call we do it
 all!!!

Wish you the
 best in the new year!!
"The Net Surfer
 Inclusive"

Hi world

This be a really chillin' site. Let me ax ya a question--Can ya learn me
 to git folks da sign my book? What fo' you gotta do? Well, I be runnin'
 late fo a drive by, so I gotta git. Be cool and don't let me cach ya
 talkin' none of dat smarty-art english.

I came, I saw, I WENT. Now I have to clean it all up!    Thanks for the
 thrills!

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I don't know if it is "Classic" but it is at least   honest. ;)  Just
 happened to surf around, found your pages and:  "Hey that's really
 great!!" Looking further now  and will shure bookmark your page.  Very
 nice and entertaining.

Well' its a new year and I thought I'd try something I've never done
 before.    Signing In A Guestbook!  It didn't seem like a big deal
 until I came upon this site, so now I'm out  cold and don't know what
 to write.    " It seems the time has come for us to part,   I scent
 your fright and I can smell your fear,   I've longed to taste your
 blood this many a year,   And now poor frien I'll feast upon your
 heart...  "

WOW! I love your site!!! Keep it up!  I've bookmarked it and I'm going
 to check your site often!

Hi. My name is Robert Jones. Thank you for a great  site. If you want
 another great site with journey  that streaches accross to continents
 and a period   of about 146 years then visit
 http://www.angelfire.com/ut/robj/index.html  Please my guest book
 Thank you again, tighten your sear belts and enjoy the journey  A
 friend, Robert Jones  My e-mail is Kofax@hotmail.com

Wow! What a guestbook! Hope that mine will be the same as yours! Nice
 job guys!

Umm!!!! I think there's nothing to tell you'll.  But!! Anyone please
 contact me!!!!!!!

whatever!!

THIS IS MY CLASSIC GUESTBOOK MESSAGE!  CLASSIC CLASSIC CLASSIC CLASSIC!

This is truly a classic aray of quotes. I laughed, I cried, I even
 dropped my toast. Unable to think properly in my present state of
 emotional over throw I ate the said toast off the floor.(Does this make
 me a bad person?) Just checkin'! Keep up the good work...     I'm
 Humpty Dumpty and I'm OUT!

Super Fantastic Site Indeed, and to receive recog-  nition from you as
 "Canucks Choice Award" as a   "World Class Site" for the meager "first
 attempt"   home page I created is beyond my wildest dreams.  I know I
 have some good content but still remain  miles and miles away from
 achieving the status that  you have reached with your work.  Will
 return often,  Thank You So Very Much for your recognition... Ed

Super Fantastic Site Indeed, and to receive recog-  nition from you as
 "Canucks Choice Award" as a   "World Class Site" for the meager "first
 attempt"   home page I created is beyond my wildest dreams.  I know I
 have some good content but still remain  miles and miles away from
 achieving the status that  you have reached with your work.  Will
 return often,  Thank You So Very Much for your recognition... Ed

Hello everyone, I guess everyone signing this  guestbook is trying to
 leave some message that  will be in the top 10 entries or something.
 This   is a pretty nice page, but I have one question:  when did you
 decide to dedicate a whole page to   guestbooks? I would never of
 thought of this, but  I gyess thats why my page has won "0" awards. Ok
 everyone, I'm going to sign off now. By the way,  visit my page
 (please), and the Jaguars are going   to the Super Bowl (I want
 everyone to know that).

Fire Water Burn is the best fucking song i have heard in the past year.
 One Fierce Beer Coaster Kicks ass.

I hate it when I burst out laughing just after taking a  big swig of
 coffee.  It really mucks up the monitor and God  only knows what it
 does to the keyboard!  Please send your regular  address ASAP so I can
 send the cleaning bill for the keyboard.  I managed to get the muck off
 the monitor!  Bobbie

Come visit my Web Site.  Here you will find Information about games,
 culture, etc.  I´m creating pages right now, that represents my web
 site, they will apear soon. So please visit any time you can, to see
 the new page.

Hey David, when you insisted upon leaving me for your group of new
 friends, after the concert, I know you thought I really wanted you to
 stay with me. You also thought I was really offended that we didn't go
 out for a coffee. Well, let me tell you - I couldn't have cared less. I
 don't feel ANYTHING for you. I could never love you, and now that we
 are having this stupid 'fight' I can't even hate you. Do you want to
 know why? Because you are an insipid little man who couldn't have a
 profound effect upon anyone, least of all me. Have a really boring life
 David. It's your destiny. And by the way, you speak like Forrest Gump.

Wow! You've really got the "world's collection" of Guestbooks.  Really
 hope that I can maintain one like yours. At the present  moment, I'm
 having my own Guestbook and it's called "HERMANEST".  I've tried using
 others like LPage and Pergatory but their "system-  down rate" is
 alarming. I've got complaints from friends that they  can't sign in my
 Guestbook. Therefore, I decided to maintain my own.

Wow! You've really got the "world's collection" of Guestbooks.  Really
 hope that I can maintain one like yours. At the present  moment, I'm
 having my own Guestbook and it's called "HERMANEST".  I've tried using
 others like LPage and Pergatory but their "system-  down rate" is
 alarming. I've got complaints from friends that they  can't sign in my
 Guestbook. Therefore, I decided to maintain my own.

Damn!  I hate pressure. Well, um..I think I am   going to put a
 guestbook on my page.  But noone   will prolly sign it, so..what do I
 do then? Guess  I'll just have to come back to your site and read
 yours...you'll don't mind sharing, do ya?  Cool...  Well, in the
 immortal words of Jim Morrison: This   is the end, Beautiful friend,
 the end...

Got a kick out of your list of guestbook comments. I just started my
 guestbook today. Please visit my page if you are interested in legal
 technology. I also have some good lawyer jokes in case you don't like
 lawyers. (I don't like most of 'em myself and I'm a lawyer.)

Top Ten Wish List  10. To have a "workout body" without the workout.  9.
 To have a computer that never runs out of memory.  8.  To have Billy
 Graham as President instead of Bill Clinton, only at Bill Clinton's
 age.  7.  To have Ed McMahan deliver THAT check.  6.  To totally
 understand computers.  5.  To have a clean, organized household.  4.
 To keep all of my passions alive.  3.  To be really smart.  2.  To have
 alot of fun at whatever I'm doing.  1.  For peace, joy and love all
 over the world,...hey, if you're gonna wish!    *The order of these
 change, you realize.

I do not think that this message will be a "classic"  But I am blonde
 and know to have many typos...so could be..  I loved this page..and I
 would love to link you to mine,  AND HOW in the hell do you get so many
 folks to sign your  page?? Do you threaten them?? Or what?

This page is so halarious!! I laughed aloud! I think  you should  make
 the Top Entry of the WEek or day or  something. Or do you already have
 that? I don't know.  Anyway, keep making new entries!!!  sincerely,
 Alexis  azsxd-my bird just walked on the keyboard cause he  wanted to
 sign the guestbook. his name is Bud.

OH MY GOD - GUEST BOOK MANIA GONE MAD    Swordy

Yeah, so the Cowboys lost.  But my page is still cool!

Been here.

I've had it! I said HAD IT!!!! Jerry and Kramer always makin' hookie
 with Elaine and the network won't let me broadcast it! Well im goin'
 public mister.... It's TRUE... Jerry and Kramer with Elaine, all the
 time! Everywhere! In the NBC waiting room, during make up sessions, in
 the closet (re: the closet.... I think that's something Jerry should
 come out of REEAL soon.) That are like three wild rabbits who have been
 neutered yet were leant Genitals for a couple of hours and need to get
 their money's worth! It's disgusting.... And what do I get? What do I
 GET? Some 40 year old housewife named Olga... actually she's the Maid!
 THE MAID! I say if Jerry's gonna get some from E, I should get in on
 the action too... I mean, he get's a bigger paycheck than me and HE's
 NOT EVEN FUNNY!!! ...Wait... WAIT! No! It's the NBC Exec's... They're
 monitoring this....AUGH! TELL THE WORLD!!! TELL THE WORLD OF THE SEXUAL
 PARADE AT SEINFELD.... THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!!!! IT MUST BE TOL-
 .....*augh!*...*

Dan Domin is Gay!!!!!!!!!!    Taz fromNJ@aol.com

Can I say this anymore clearly? SOMEONE ON THE DESIGNING CREW OF THIS
 PAGE IS NUTS! Why record the top 100 guest book things? Believe me,
 it's not that hard to find a good entry (or, at least a crazy one).
 Check out the guest book on my page, and you'll find a guy with a split
 personality who's left two message (alas to say, he's a friend of
 mine...) someone who mistook it as a place where he could chat with a
 friend, and someone who thinks all he has to do on a guest book is drop
 in and say 'nice page'. I KNOW I don't have much entries on the thing,
 but they're so damn varied, and I KNOW each and every one of the
 offenders!

Great Idea, thanks for the tips on how to leave a "classic" message.  As
 you can see I really understood.  I'll be coming back here often, and
 maybe even more.  Thanks.

In the big darknes of cyberspace, this is one of the lights to hold on
 to.  Great site..  Niels Weiglin<BR>
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you two are the craziest whackos I ever saw and  Tom, that milk shield
 is also a Snot-guard if ya  sneeze! no more snot on the computer
 anymore!  (This is snot funny.) Anyway gimme $1000 and  I'll detail
 your Volvos.

Con'grats on being the Club's "PICK-of-the-WEEK!"

Con'grats on being the Club's "PICK-of-the-WEEK!"

"I felt the Earth move when I loaded this page",            says, Dan
 Hoppe of Monroe, MI.    "The Pillars of Heaven itself began to
 Crumlbe",            cites, Mel Coss of NewYork, New York    "What in
 God's name were they thinking ?",            cries, Jeff Kane of the
 Isralei Times Herald

Uh I first like to say to the whole world that  Tom & Paula are great
 and have a cool h.P., NOT this BLOWS!!!!  Can't you people talk about
 anything but your selves??? Dorks!!

Hi!  Love your pages.  I just swallowed a goldfish, cool huh?  Tomorrow
 I'll eat a frog alive. I'm bored.

 Do you ever have really stupid people put really stupid messages on
 your guestbook that they obviously think is hilarious?You know,they
 think that you will put there entry in the top 100.Well I am NOT trying
 to do that.So There

Ha, ha, ha, hahahahah, ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaaaa - I'm really gonna ha, ha,
 ha...sorry, rip you for all off your money, you almost kilharr, harr,
 harr, ops - killed me when I read your collection, I almost laghued my
 self to death soargh,urgh!!!!!............................

Crazy cool page... so um are you guys all programming wizards or did you
 get some computer nerd to make this this cool... and if you did, how
 can they be called a nerd... Tell them (or whoever made this site) that
 by me they are now officially cool.   They should be proud!

In one of my recent conversations with Eleanor Roosevelt, I asked her
 for advice on what to sign in a www guestbook.  She suggested I ask my
 friends to visit the site and give me their opinions, so my entry could
 be a review type thing.  Here we go:    My best friend:  "It takes a
 lot of good web sites to raise a child"                 -Hillary
 Clinton  "This should work to unite the world."                 -
 Eleanor Roosevelt  "The loading of this page was one thing I couldn't
 cut off."                 -Delilah  "Hey that was my line!"
 -Lorraina Bobbit  "Where there is this website there is life."
 -Mohandas K. Gandhi

I followed the link from a guestbook server.  I just wanted to see how
 well it worked before I  decided to put it on my page.  I don't know
 what  else to say.  If I could think of something I  would write it
 down.  I hope I didn't disapoint  you.

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 EEEEEIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
 YEEEEYWWWWWHHHHIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Uh...thanx for the help and stuff...and more stuff.

<h1><i><pre><blink>Nobody move!!!!!! I dropped a
 contact.......</h1></i></pre></blink><br>
 <i>drops to the floor and picks through the
 rug</i><br>hairball, pocket lint, cheeto, <b>say when
 was the last time you vacuumed?</b> tv remote, sock, false teeth,
 beer can, <b><blink>Ah there it
 is!!!!!</b></blink><pre>OK....Im outta here
 now....</pre>

What? Not HTML compatible? That just gets my panties in a wad.....you
 are sick, sick people you know that? Excuse me while I go crawl in a
 hole and cry......my beautiful plan.....foiled again

not HTML compatible? you are sick, sick people.....my lovely plan is now
 ruined......I am no longer in the mood to take over the world....gee
 thanks.....*sob* *sniff* *sniff*

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I used think life was simple... then my brain all od a sudden started
 working in the middle of a perfectly good acid trip... you can imagine
 my surprise.... there's so many things that confuse me now.... they
 used to be easy too ignore...... Follow me here.... You take pictures
 with a camera..... a pictures worth 1000 word...... you write words
 with a pen..... the pen is mightier than the sword...... and you kill
 people with swords..... does that mean it'd be easier to kill someone
 with a camera than with a sword?   And where does the white go when the
 snow melt...... Some things just never work the way their supposed
 too.....

I was kickin backin..... staring at stucko one night a few years back
 when suddenly the secret of life dawned upon me..... I've been hoping
 for a chance like this to arive so that everyone could be as
 enlightened as I..... It all comes down to just 2 things.... that's all
 you need to have a happy succesful life...... I figured.... since the
 whole worlds gonna see what I write here... I would be so kind as to
 share the 2 bits of knowledge that make life perfect.....    The first
 - Never tell any everything you know

Guest books are exciting. I think I'll go crazy  when I sign on and see
 entries in my book.  God bless.  Cheryl

Wow!...classic message huh?...that really puts the pressure on! Well I
 have to say I was amazed and enchanted by your site. I thought at first
 I had died and went to Las Vegas! In the words of the Unabomber, "The
 conservatives are fools". (hope i do not offend)...Freedom Now!

WEll, gotta get sumthing to eat i am starvin`

Groovy graphics and pages with some laughs after a hard night  surfing
 the net from a far-away island called  Australia.  I've been doing some
 serious emailing and this was  my stress management time out fun to
 read some of this fab  guestbook stuff!!!!!  I must must get my
 colleagues to develop us two guest books  the serious business one and
 the time out lets all relax  again one    Cheers to you all from OZ
 (Australia for the serious)

Hi Nice to meet you all!

Really enjoyed your homepage.I'd love to place guestbook but am a
 extreme newbie at htmls.

Really enjoyed your homepage.I'd love to place guestbook on mine,but am
 a extreme newbie at htmls.

Actually i should be working on logodesign right  now, but in search for
 usefull information on the   net i ended up here.And i read it all(do i
 need  help or...). I love to meet women, and sometimes  check out their
 homepages, but so far i haven't  found any. I have a feeling that every
 girl with  their own homepage are ugly or not goodlooking.  If you know
 any nice girls on the web,guide me.  I am a nice boy. My friends says
 so.  Well coments to this site. It's good, does it  pay off. I know
 you're profit hunters.  Paula, are you good looking? i wonder,cause i
 am.  I think we cold be a nice couple.(my parents wanna  meet you.

Thank you for the opportunity to write a crazy message in your
 guestbook.  Some people don't think about pastors having fun,  but,
 crazy me, I can't think of anything more fun that sitting around at the
 computer linking with the world.  My husband's sister  once said to him
 while we were on a "hot date" going to the library, "Gee, you sure know
 how to show a girl a good time."    Well, I really do LOVE libraries,
 love people, and a computer guestbook is heaven for me!  Get crazy and
 come visit the Blue Eye   United Methodist Church in the southwest part
 of Missouri in the USA.  Are you going to plan a crazy  trip to
 Branson, MO?  Stop by and see us.  You don't have to have blue eyes
 (the church is named for a nearby town).

now let me see...i really am just buzzing round signing  guestbooks in
 hope that someone will sign mine.  *sob*   I invite you all for tea and
 cookies at my homepage.  and i close by saying:"you've already won me
 over,   inspite of me, don't be alarmed if i fall head over feet.  and
 don't be suprised if i love you for all that you are..  i couldn't help
 it..It's all your fault"

Oh, the endless sameness of cyperspace! I'm lost,  wandering these
 conduits aimlessly, looking for a  way out, and then I happen upon this
 site.  But do  I find a signpost, a roadmap, something that can  tell
 me how to find the off-ramp of the   Information Superhighway??  NO!!!!
 All you want me  to do is sign your stupid GUESTBOOK!!!  All you  can
 offer me is the inane rantings of other lonely  wanderers!!!  Help!!!
 I want to go HOME!!! I want  OUT!!!  MOMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!

first i see a cool page like this one

Nice page!! I signed yours now you have to sign mine!!!

Whoa, was that a clash of psychotherapists who   need psychotherapy or
 what?  The guestbook is really  enjoyable to read and all, but I find
 myself just   wanting to bitch-slap some of these people.  Is  some of
 this a display of the outside child hating  the inner child?  I dunno,
 I'm guess I don't have  the "psycho" terminology to explain the
 phenomenon.

Oh boy..."Classic message for the WHOLE WORLD to see...that's kinda
 intimidating...uh...you wanna fight?

ok, i've always wondered if bob dole is really bob dole  and is chow
 sing chee is really chow sing chee... you see,  chow sing chee is
 supposed to be a hong kong comic movie star   and so is he really him
 who signed the guest book (and i DID read  the classic entries...) so
 did the real bob dole sign your guestbook  and did i sign your
 guestbook? i don't know what i'm doing now i think   i've basically
 lost my mind... help!!! i can't control my fingers!!!  i don't know
 what i'm typ   ing! can i "borrow" the layout of your page   cos i find
 it too original to be seen only at verycraze.com... what do you
 think? i'm trying to get a homepage going and i've been surfing to net
 to  get ideas... what a great idea you have here!!! sorry about the
 babbling...  i just can't restrain myself... those fingers of mine are
 really listening to  me... what can i do? i'll come back sometime...
 i'm spending way too much time   on the net....... typing these
 messages... pointless... but i'd just like to  say that this is a
 terrific page! that's all.

Gee, I don't know what to say, this is my first guestbook....uh...Merry
 Christmas....no that's not what I wanted to say...oh well, bye!

heeheehee i signed your guestbook so now im better  than you. by the way
 you should know this bit of  usful advice. if its green and fuzzy dont
 eat it.  my brother found out the hard way.

oopsy my email address is possed to be mbartley@inetcan.com

Tom, Tom, Tom!  WHEN are you going to tell Paula about us???  I'm tired
 of waiting, listening to all your broken promises, waiting by the
 phone, being stood up on dates because you couldn't get
 away..............Last chance, Tom, you HAVE to tell Paula or *I*
 will!!!  And we both know you don't want that, do you, Tom?  It will be
 very unpleasant, I promise you that.....and you *know* I mean it, don't
 you, Tom?  Of course you do.  So TELL HER, TOM......OR FACE MY WRATH!!!

Yo yo yo, this page is the illest.  It's doper than  dope.  It's way
 phatter than my page.  This page is  da bomb because it shows how
 stupid people can be.  Peace out, yo.  Visit my bad-ass page.

this is great!! keep up the good work

!hcum sa ton tub ,nocab ekil osla I .koobtseug ruoy deyojne yllaer I

Here's a classic:    Nice Page, Good Luck, Hope You Do Bettter,    A
 little more 'classic':    Live Long And Prosper, Don't swim when the
 red flag's up.      Aren't I original; (don't answer this)      I'm
 adding a link to your site!!!!!!!!!! You are very privilaged because of
 this ;->      BYE!!!

Here's a classic:    Nice Page, Good Luck, Hope You Do Bettter,    A
 little more 'classic':    Live Long And Prosper, Don't swim when the
 red flag's up.      Aren't I original; (don't answer this)      I'm
 adding a link to your site!!!!!!!!!! You are very privilaged because of
 this ;->      BYE!!!

Hi...um...hmmm....well....uh.....shoot....forgot what I was going to
 say....oh well....HIYA!!!

shhhh!!!!  Be werrry, werry twiet, I taught I taw  a putty tat.  Tomeone
 tall 911, I dust shot du  Putty Tat.

This is the comment that doesn't end, it just goes  on and on my
 friends, I started writing it not knowing what  it was and now I'm
 writing it EVERYWHERE just because this is the  comment that doesn't
 end, it just goes on and on  my friends I started writing it not
 knowing what it was and  now I'm writing it EVERYWHERE just because....

You call this FUNNY!!!!, i came all the way back from the dead for this,
 this is trash, and it isn't funny at all, IT SUCK'S, please to make
 your  site better tell the morons that type a reply  to get a life  and
 find a better job  IT SUCK'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um, I'm wonderin why everyone talks about your toilets.  & how I can get
 a guest book cause I need one, I was wonderin somethin else, but I just
 forgot.  Dont you hate when that happens?  Hmmmmm, I don't know you
 guys so I don't know what to say, except, I need to go now cause I was
 lookin for the address to a friends hp, & somehow ended up here...so,
 anyway, I'm gonna go now....Oh yea, I liked your page, but, you made a
 whole page based on guestbook entries?  All I have to say is, Where the
 hell did you get that idea?

Just spent the last three hours busting through dad's pathetic
 encryption and hacking  his latest IP password because he left a
 bookmark on the desktop called naked babes. I'm gonna get nailed for
 missing school again and all I get out of the deal is this crap. NO
 BABES! NO BOOBS! Thanks for nothing.

Hi.I am a 6 year-old first grader studying in Singapore. Actually my
 mummy is typing this for me cos' I'm not very good at typing. Hope to
 get a response to you cos' I haven't made any friends on the Net. Okay
 Bye...

It's all new for me.  But i will get hang of it sooner or later. Right
 now I am trying to get a book so  you can it later. Wish me luck.

this is a grate place

Cool Site!    Greetings from Germany!!    <A HREF="http://home.t-
 online.de/home/Edingloh"><IMG SRC="http://home.t-
 online.de/home/Edingloh/webbann2.gif" BORDER=0 HEIGHT=40
 WIDTH=400></A>

This page was completly enjoyable!!!!

Hi,   Mi is Blast,  really!!..   Keep up the good work

Mi is Blast...Mi say man mi no talk no bullshit to anyone....Really!! Mi
 no care what people say and mi no care what they chat... Really....
 Blast loves u all.... *smile*    Blast

Mi is Blast...Mi say man mi no talk no bullshit to anyone....Really!! Mi
 no care what people say and mi no care what they chat... Really....
 Blast loves u all.... *smile*    Yeah, keep up the good work    Blast
 Really!!

Rukawa is the best, best, best

Ok, I'll byte. Here's my entry.  I like to see entries and see whos been
 looking at my page, thought I'd do the same for ya'll.  Been looking at
 your 100 entries list, its histerical!!  I don't see how some of these
 folks get out of bed in the morning? (or any other time of day for that
 matter :}  I really am enjoying the entries, keep up the good work  jrh
 in Texas    (better to be in the deep south than in deep do-do....)

You make me feel like dancing....    Whooo....    I want to dance the
 night away....      Whooo....

A GREAT PLACE TO CHECK OUT.  THANKS FOR THE TIPS.  I'LL USE THEM
 SHORTLY.

There was this time I was in the park, and there was this big huge fat
 guy sitting there. So anyways, I'm watching this guy eat like 25 tacos
 in about 1 minute, and I'm wondering how someone's stomach can stretch
 that much. Well it turns out it can't.  He had some ice cream after
 that, and kaboom.  The seagulls sure enjoyed it but I sure as hell
 didn't.  I almost threw up!  The guy was all over the park - in the
 trees, on the benches, on the ground, and all over me.  I do have to
 admit, it was the weirdest thing I'd ever seen.  And I guess it
 wouldn't have been as bad if the seagulls hadn't started swooping at me
 trying to get all the chunks of fat guy off me.

Great Page. Really like the graphics on front. Looks 3d...funny stuff on
 lots of the entries..  peace. Mike

Would somebody please come sign my damn guest  book? I am so sick of
 seeing nothing in it!  Thankyou. Drive through.

Hmmmmmmm. Well you can imagine my imense dissapointment when I
 discovered that when I had sat down and went through ALL your guest
 book entries (not reading your comments though, they got boring :o)) &
 to find that there was no prize at the end for doing it. I suggest a
 picture or a cool wav file that you could download would make the whole
 experience more worthwhile. This is a great web site, but to see
 something totally insane & really good, & something that has taken time
 to make then visit my web page. Or if you want to chat to me then get
 onto the IRC, goto DAL net, & join #Outback. I'm there from 8pm to 11pm
 weeknights australian time. Hope you have a nice life & my cats breath
 smells like cat food :o)

Alright...Once upon a late Saturday night, Some friends and I were a
 little stupid in the mind due to the extra curricular activities
 earlier in the evening which required many bottles and a bottle
 opener(hurt opening the bottles with our teeth after a while). My pals
 and I were sitting in the  dew dampened grass on the side of a large
 pond in the middle of a farm(don't remember how we got there).All was
 silent(we were asleep)when an 8lbs purple whale leaped out of the water
 and flopped right down on to my belly... It looked at me, and smiled
 ,and laughed at me, and then flopped back into the water.   I just
 couldn't let the fish "DISS" me to my face like that with all my boys
 around, even though we were hammered. So I took it upon myself to swan
 dive into the water with my scuba gear that I always carry with me, and
 go after the darn thing .  After staying  under water for roughly 2 1/2
 hours(I thought it was just 10 minutes) , my friends whistled for and
 convenced me to go grocery store cart racing with them . After that we
 went to go mart and called it a night...

THE EARTH IS ROUND!!!

Is that a walking banana??? Shit,it's just a guy with a big-ass yellow
 mohawk!It's pretty hard to see from all the way up on the Eifel
 Tower,where the sky is always red with blue polka dots and the sand
 couldn't be any more orange....  Anyways,this guestbook thingie rox!

Yes, I don't have too much to say, but I do have a nice little quote to
 add to your stupendous page.  Hrmm, Hrmm, "A Bean is a Bean. But A
 Pea... is Relief!" Thankyou very much.

YOUR PAGE KICKS FAMOUS ANUS!!!

uh...um...classic message...um, dont have one.  but hey, its me again -
 STRUSSEL.  you know, the one that probably made it seem as though i,
 STRUSSEL was the one that needs medication.  but dont be fooled, i dont
 have mental problems...really, hehe, haha, hoho, doh.  so, you still
 havent written back so i will once more ask you - what is in the secret
 sauce at mcdonalds?  if we dont want to know, if it is biohazardous, or
 if its just yucky nasty yuck, then i guess i can live life without
 knowing.  i find it strange and a little scary that not even those
 little illegal mcdonalds workers will tell you what the hell it
 is....geeze, it must really be bad...  not that mcdonalds workers arent
 good or whatever, i mean, they sure do keep those bathrooms clean.
 cleaner than airports!!      strussel

What a novel concept! A guestbook on the most classic guestbook entries!
 Why? As Emily Litella would say, Nevermind! This page rocks! It is the
 bestest page in the big, huge, whole wide world (actually I can't
 really back that up with facts, but it is a pretty good opinion,
 wouldn't you say?). Oh well! I am leaving! Ta-ta! Au Revior! Aloha! and
 Good-bye!!!!!!!!  Jen =|:-)@@@@ and Good ole Honest Abe!

This page is almost as good as mine! ;-)

I was wondering why no one had said this yet? If you keep this page up
 you may set a new standard in the evolution of guestbook signing. There
 are always those of us who write totally pathetic messages in
 guestbooks. I was. thanx for changing my life

Wherever you go, there you are.

Thanks for making me laugh.  As creator of 2 main pages on 2 servers
 with over 19 subpages, I get some odd comments.  My classic entry was
 off my feedback form; I received a message saying nothing but "Hi."  I
 finally got a guestbook from Lpage...unfortunately, their server is
 frequently down.    What the world needs next is the n Most Overloaded
 Awards Pages.

Life is a dream. The only thing real is you.

Good job you guys...Very interestng site.  Looking forward to returning.

i dont understand anything! you see, while i'm thinking about it, why is
 everyone so lazy that they have to say e-mail? (the word sounds like
 the name emily and could be very confusing to the young who are just
 learning to read) why can't the human beings of the world just not be
 lazy and say electronic mail? while i'm on the subject of computers,
 what's with these dumb names for programs? windows 95? can bill gates
 not afford to pay somebody to think up a better name? and what's with
 explorer? who actually explores while they're on the internet? and
 since when did people get so paranoid as to think that bill gates is
 the devil? what's wrong with the world lately. and why is it that when
 people are arguing with me, that they always have to have the last
 word. i always have to get the last word. and why is the world so dumb?
 and if the world is dumb, why do smart people make fun of the people
 that aren't as smart as them, why do you people call it a classic
 message? what exactly do you consider classic. and why do people always
 assume that i'm strange? i don't understand!

Hi. There. from. a. person. who. likes. periods.

Hmh, now I have to write something extremely funny, or - don´t know.
 Well, I´m not a very funny person, even when I look very funny - funny
 - hmh ? I better stop now, but not before I bet everyone whose reading
 my message to visit my homepage and sign my guestbook ! Please help to
 built up my selfassurance - please !!!!!! So mybe I can be funny next
 time ????? Snief !!

If you are not wearing any close and you are reading this... you are
 either (a) a sick pervert or (b) just getting back from a porno site...
 msg me with the site!!

<a href="http://www.fyi.net/~sherick/"> Click here TO VISIT
 HELL!!</a>

<a href="http://www.fyi.net/~sherick/"> Click here TO VISIT
 HELL!!</a>

Hi I don't get it how did you get the idea to do this it's a tad bizzar
 you know. oh well I like your page I read your top 10 and I have one
 thing to say . I have brown hair and green,blue eyes. bye for now P.S
 I'm not an alien

Come and check us out, if you like art any way

I think you are cool and I like looking stuff up on the internet.

My classic is when I was suppose to put in a   form for 10 of my friends
 and I put it in the footy tipping box. The correct box was obviously
 the table box, this stuffed the night up and we sat all over the place.
 It was embarrasing for me but was very humerous.

You guy must be a bunch of imbreded losers to sit   around and search
 the web for guest books  Do something constructive with your time on
 the web Cause you guys aren't even funny   and you know it, so get off
 daddy's computer  unless your gonna use for something entertaining
 signed     You guys suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i must now go and fight the evil decepticons, i have nothing whatsoever
 to say to you

hahahaha!!! a guest book! *rotfl* what kind of   name is that for a book
 hehehe "guest book"!  hahaha what a crap name! it should be could
 uummmm... i-it doesn't matter what i think n e way!  ok i'm going now
 so have fun with your GUEST BOOK!
 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha  oh,also check out
 my FAT!!! page  c-ya  fat fat!

I was looking for the rest room, Not sure where I am now!  This room
 shure has some funny graffiti on it yes sir'    I aint leavin the door
 open with that crazy alien around either!  My poop be private. So, if
 you could kindly direct me to the rest rooms Ill be gettin bout my
 business.    Hey, you deaf, hello?! W H E R E I S T H E J O H N ?
 Ohhh, damn look what you made me do now. Well I always wanted brown
 loafers anyhow.  Well see ya later!

1+1=2 2+2=4 9851815652+65215254=9917030906  but shhhh, don't tell
 anyone!

Hey Paula baby, I saw your picture! You are one good  lookin chick,
 baby, come to me!  so where's the nudie  pics, guys?  yeah, i want
 those pics, gimme gimme..  oh yeah, i'll marry you paula (just in case
 you were   wondering).  No, not you tom.  oh yeah, if cy wants  to
 marry me too, i won't mind.    bye, and don't forget to send me those
 hot pics of you  guys all naked!  and please don't visit my homepage or
 e-mail me.. i hate that.

                           Regarding this 'Top 100'
 entry:"Most Classic Search Engine Failure"
 Name:Gary                             Email:
 Date:Saturday - 11/Nov/95 - 18:34:07
 Homepage:                             Referred from:Just Surfed On In!
 Comments: Hi, Wilson's Web Site. I asked for sex in
 Chattanooga and I got you. What abummer! Well,
 anyway...enjoying going through your stuff."
 My Qvestion: Vhy does Gary think there is sex in Chattanooga?
 And did you ever find out vhy he's going through
 Vilson's stuff? Just curious as alvays.
 Sigmund

Hi all,  I invite any and all to join our new 12&12 discussion group
 over the E-mail. If interested, send your name, E-mail address, date of
 sobriety, your city and state and finally, male or female.

Hi all,  I invite any and all to join our new 12&12 discussion group
 over the E-mail. If interested, send your name, E-mail address, date of
 sobriety, your city and state and finally, male or female.

Hi.  I love your crazy stuff.  cool.

I am here, you are saved.   Or i am here and you are screwed.  Take your
 pick; just don't pick your nose.   Take a powder take a pill take a
 german  sheppard for ice cream.   Damm it's this time of morning again
 maby i should get some sleep EH!   Anyway still a pretty cool page;
 even though  it was created by a bunch O" night crawlers   You see that
 reflection in your monitor.  Well i've been told it's called the SUN,
 mabye you all should go and get some.  But you might want to waer
 shades,your   eye's won't be used to he light.  Damm; I gotta go - just
 ran out of beer again.   Let's get together and babble another again
 soon.  Maby after the BAR- What better time to babble             BYE
 BYE for now : EH!!!                         SQUIRREL was here!!!!!!

It's funny that I spent so long trying to think of a "classic" message
 to put on this guestbook, that all I could come up with is this. The
 way I see it, I could put in a "Pulp Fiction" quote or a famous
 quotation, but where's the sophistication in that? I mean, at least
 this is original... Anyway, enough about that, I liked the page. It has
 a lot going for it. If only other pages could take themselves a little
 less seriously...

Just Lovely !

    I am 18 years old and looking for an internet buddy preferably a guy
 between 17 and 24 .I am 5'8 ,117 pounds,Blonde hair,green eyes, I use
 the last name Cruise because people say i resemble Tom Cruises wife
 nicole.I don't really think i do though.If you are interested in
 talking send your message to swpark-251.swpark.EDnet.NS.CA,password
 Jodi.

SPORTS NEWS,SCORES,SPREADS,TRIVIA,SOAPS,HOROSCOPES UPDATES

I hope neat web sites like this live long...

Hi! I was just passing through Lpage and I saw your page and thought I
 would drop in to say hello and that I enjoyed your page a lot. Kepp up
 the good work, and come see our DORMpage and drop us a message on our
 Guestbook, or fill out our survey! BYE!  ~Paul~

nice.    bye.

Oh God!, I've been abducted by aliens and this is   where they leave
 me?!  Ok, ok, I'll be more original next time, even I have  an off day.
 By the way I really like your site and  I plan on including a link to
 it from mine soon, your  page setup is exceptional! (don't get too
 excited about  my praise, I'm just beginning to learn HTML so my
 opinion probably doesn't amount to beans yet)  Still  it is a very good
 site.

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN MEN WERE MEN, AND YOU WOULDN'T WANNA BE A MAN IF
 YOU KNEW WHAT WE ALL KNOW NOW.  BACK THEN THE WOMEN WERE WOMEN BECAUSE
 THEY HAD NO CHOICE.  A LONG TIME AGO KIDS WERE KIDS, BUT ONLY BECAUSE
 THEY HADN'T GROWN INTO MEN OR WOMEN YET........WHAT WAS  I SAYING?   OH
 YEAH, I LIKE YOUR PAGE!!

Your guestbook, when I have seen it thoughout the WWW on various pages,
 has been impressive. I have personally met and still converse with many
 people whose children are doing competitive figure skating.  Good Job.

This would be much better if I could just figure   out what I am
 doing..........

If I'm going to start browsing completely useless (but extremely
 enjoyable) stuff like this, I'd better get me unlimited Internet
 access! This hourly charge is going to be the death of me! Or,
 possibly, just the thing to push me over the edge. There's a
 convenience store down the street from here that's been looking easier
 and easier to hold up...!

Hai...  Nice to see ya....

Gee, i wonder how many people sign this book in hopes of making it on
 the top 100 list..??  Oh well.....SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM©
 SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM©   SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM©
 SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM©
 SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM©
 SPAM© SPAM© SPAM©   SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM©
 SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© SPAM© ...  Thank you.....Thank you
 very much....

Classic message, I dont thank so

Right...well.....umm....I did have a witty, stimulating, brain-frying
 message for your viewing pleasure....but I choked on my saliva and then
 got repetitive...repetitive....repetitive......repetitive strain injury
 in my fingers...so I couldn't leave it. Nah, just kidding!! My cyber-
 dog ate it!! This is a cool site....very disturbing..but cool all the
 same!! Right about now is when I plug my own homepage...but it
 sucks....so I won't....

Right...well.....umm....I did have a witty, stimulating, brain-frying
 message for your viewing pleasure....but I choked on my saliva and then
 got repetitive...repetitive....repetitive......repetitive strain injury
 in my fingers...so I couldn't leave it. Nah, just kidding!! My cyber-
 dog ate it!! This is a cool site....very disturbing..but cool all the
 same!! Right about now is when I plug my own homepage...but it
 sucks....so I won't....

hhhiiii

Hi! Looking for a guy named Justin! If you know him, E-mail me!

Behold!  For unto this internet a Goddess is born!

I would appreciate any information you can provide on oysters. Also,
 have think tanks been approved by the medical profession, if so where /
 how can I apply to join a think tank....and is it very expensive ?

Ummm... I kind of like it here... can I hang out  here for a while?
 Where's the bathroom? Got any  snacks? Where is this Guestbook
 Goddess?? I want  to check her out!! *grin*

I have recently been concerned about my own guestbook. It is only a few
 months old but I am starting to worry about what happens when it gets
 too big to download. What is too big anyway. Should I just delete the
 oldest entries to make room and loose some of my most interesting? Or
 perhaps I should prune out the boring ones and suffer the righteous
 wrath of unpleasant people without lives. But then I visited you web
 site and all was made clear. I will have a best of the guests page,
 which will serve as both archive and incentive. Thank you for your site
 and insight.

This page is DA BOMB!!!!  Now I can learn how to make my page more
 descent.

er.

Pretty cool, This is the more funniest pages on teh net.  Even more
 funniest than the funniest I found any where else so far.  Keep up the
 serch for more good stuff.

Hello world.  I don't have much to say...  dennis.

No classic message comes to mind... but I must admit this is a one of a
 kind site and very entertaining.  I see why you have won all your
 awards and commend you on your artistry and authoring.

what a neat a wacky idea you have for your page.

uhg????????????????????????????visit my sucky page

Whow this is really phat

I AM GOING CRAAAAAAAAAZZZZY TOM AND PAULA.    DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN
 SOMEONE HAS A REALLY COOL GRAPHIC THAT THEY ARE USING AS A LINK AND
 THEY RUIN IT BY HAVING THAT GREAT SQUARE BORDER AROUND IT.     PLEASE
 PEOPLE, PLEASE, FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY, GO TO PROPERITES OF THE
 IMAGE AND WHERE IT HAS A SPACE FOR A BORDER TYPE IN 0...YES THAT'S
 RIGHT...ZERO.    THANK YOU.

You guys are insane losers!  i can't believe you actually do this every
 day!  why don't you create web pages for money or something!

Hey, I'm just here to promote my web page.  I like my web page. I think
 everyone shold like my web page. (but I like your web page better).
 Could you please e-mail your code to everyone so everyone could have a
 page that looked as nice as yours.  (I love the frame in the middle of
 the background gif) I hope everyone likes my web page after I make it
 look more like yours.

I don't know if this is a "Classic". I am in the habit of letting
 webmasters know that I was the one that made their counter go up one
 more notch. Don't worry about the HTML code, never learned it 8-).
 Well, happy cyber-hunting!

hey, hows it goin? ok bye

I'm a little upset...no one here wished me a happy birthday.  It was
 January 3rd.  I might just cry now.  You couldn't even e-mail me with a
 happy birthday message, let alone a phone call or maybe even a little
 gift?!?!!!  Oh well...I guess you were busy.  I have one word left to
 say...Meow Mix.

Iffle wa here!

Wow you guys sure think your all that.  I have heard about laughing when
 people are making fun of you but you guys aren't even funny.  This page
 isn't even very good.  I don't know why you have to tell everyone your
 comments like we care what you think.  You probably don't even like No
 Doubt.  So mabey you guys should start working on you web page instead
 of trying to think of somthing funny or intresting to say about are
 comments.

Hello?? IS THIS THING ON???? o.k. Have you ever picked a dog up by the
 hind legs and pushed him around like a WheelBarrow???? I have it guess
 it 'twas kinda wierd seeing as I don't have a dog. So now the world
 knows my secret also can you fill in the blank " When the fire starts
 to burn their's a lesson you must learn __________ ____________ then
 you'll see you'll avoid catastrophy " I really don't know and it's
 buggn' me o.k.???

BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,Bo
 RT,BoRT, That would be all that i have to say now bye-bye-bye

BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,BoRT,Bo
 RT,BoRT, That would be all that i have to say now bye-bye-bye

You know, I only looked at 20 of these "Classic"   guestbook things, and
 I'm not too impressed.  You should visit MY homepage, because I totally
 suck.  I like the way you fixed this place up, wanna help me?  My
 boyfriend is a total loser, I guess thats why he's  leaving me. Life is
 strange, drive a Nissen.  Enjoy the ride and all that.  Happy
 Halloween!!!!!! Or is it your birthday?  *SMOOCHES*  Au revoir,
 Nicolette

First of all, I have to say that I'm honoured beyond sanity, as you,
 Cymoril, signed my guestbook (again...she keeps coming back, you know),
 and even wrote about me in your excellent guestbook adventure log. Who
 would've imagined me on your eminent list? Not many I know, at least,
 though I've had visitors from all over the world. I really think you
 captured the real essence of my pages. What you wrote about my guests
 in my guestbook was especially well written.<br>  Your guestbook
 is excellent, too. What do you think they'll say when I come for a
 visit and clutter up THEIR guestbooks, too? Shame on me for being such
 a spammer, but really, a little fun has never hurt anyone (not
 seriously at least, I hope).<br>  Then it's time for the usual
 spamming: Whether life has meaning or not, or if there are aliens out
 there, or not:<br>  Come visit my C<font
 size=+1>O</font><font size=+2>O</font><font
 size=+3>L</font> homepage<br>  Or see what Cymoril
 writes about my site:   <a
 href="http://www.verycrazy.com/100most/goddess.shtml">Morten the

I saw that you wanted the winning Lottery numbers.  Well, Here they are:
 3,19,30,31,34,50  You can view them every week at  http://www.at-
 la.com/lotto/    Hope this is a wish come true :)

Bah, Blah, Blah. That is what I think of this page. Blah, Blah, BLAH!

I was able to throw away my prozac after sitting at the feet of the
 dahli llama where I learned to coalesce the vapors of life into a
 viable and meaningful conclusion.

You two would get along great with Bill (see his homepage above). Just
 one small piece of constructive criticism. In your tips for leaveing
 guest book entries (#10) you say don't ACT like a pervert because it
 makes the whole human race look bad... I disagree. It just makes the
 person leaving the message a candidate for "culling". Remove the sick
 and weak to make the rest of the race better. Also, what if they're not
 acting?

OK, well I'm in band(yah I know what you're thinking)  Anyway, we were
 changing in the instrument closet after the concert yesterday.  No one
 really cares, we always change all together on the bus so what
 difference does it make?  Anyway there's this REALLY fat little(well,
 big, but he's a frosh) anyway he's a trumpet player and he has GOT to
 be the most annoying person on the planet!  But that's beside the
 point.  It is REALLY hot on the stage and he was all swetty and he
 smelled SOOOOO bad(well he alway's smells bad, I don't think he knows
 what a shower is), and he had his shirt off and he was getting his
 pants off(well he had underwear on of course!), but he got his foot
 caught in his suspender, and fell....ON ME!!!!  I of course, screamed
 "GET THE #&!! OFF ME YOU STUPID $#!^!!!!, but just kinda flailed
 there(he's SUCH A MORON)  Well I'm pinned under this enormously fat
 smelly half naked guy screaming obscenities, and who should show up to
 see what all the commotion is about, but the principal, we both got
 dragged down to his office for a thorough chewing out and we both get
 two days of saturday school.  Which I don't think is fair, 'cause it

Hi everyone ! Backstreet Boys kick ass!!!

Hi everybody out there reading this little nothing page.  i just wanna
 say that you are defenetly privaleged to be hearing from me cause one
 day i will be a famous actress on broadway.  That is my dream- to sing
 on the stage with the alienated light beams caressing my every strand
 of hair as i pour my heart out.  Of course i shall live in New York in
 a glamorous apartment that overlooks central park, the place i will go
 evetryday.  and i would just like to say i luv you america.

I came, I saw, I surfed right on through this awesome webpage!

Gr