I'm not gay you hosers

Come and see my &Yo Yo Ma page!  

Weird?  Erotic?  Fun?  We try to answer the question:  "Boxers or
 Briefs?"  Change your underWWWear guys, then surf on over to the Men's
 UnderWWWear pages.    Boxerguy

No funny entries, Just let you know I enjoyed  your page, and invite you
 to visit mine, and   return the favor and sign my guestbook. and
 check out some of the neat thing in West Va.  besides the Hatfields and
 McCoys.

Hey! How did I ever get here?  Cool spot though! I was here for real,
 and Im sighning to prove it.   Im here eating frosting with my fingers
 getting it all over the place.   Who cares, who will ever see me doing
 this?   Besides it is white and matches my computer right.  I checked
 it all out Laughed and sighned it.  What could it hurt :-)  Besides I
 could allways use a few freinds.

I liked this one!But do you like this? take a look then....

I arrived at your site barefoot, and I like the way  this place felt all
 squishy between my toes and   smelled like my favorite soap, even
 though the   goofy-looking mustard background causes me some   minor
 dyspepsia and a little pain and itching in   my shorts but I have some
 ointment for all that so   it's probably OK.

OK, so I'm in here now, and I've been reading all  these entries that
 make me think of talking to my   grandmother, or my mom, both of whom I
 love, or   loved, well still love, but my grandmother  recently passed
 away, but not my other one who  I'm not talking about, but the one that
 these  things remind me of.  OK, so, so, when you're   talking to her,
 or listening, actually, it's   like listening to someone who is web-
 surfing  in their minds, since it was one of those  link-all-over kind
 of things.  For example,  she might say that she found this great  web
 site of 100 best guestbook entries  while she was surfing the web
 looking for  places to register the URL for FIDO which  is the new

Help--I am lost...But this is a gem of a place to find by mistake.  Had
 some real good chuckles at the banter of other electronic peeping toms
 that have nothing else to do on a snowy sunda  y afternoon.  Thanks for
 the mirth.Big John in Sequim.

I'm just making an entry to see how your HTML  documents work so I can
 set up a similar thingy  on my soon-to-be homepage.  But thanks!  If
 not  for you, then no me.

I'm tired as hell and my eyes are about to pop, but I don't want  to go
 to bed. weird. sighhh...didn't get to read all the stuffs  in here, but
 I guess I've seen enough "yellow" for one night.    Hasta La vista..and
 I'll be back

Just Crawlin' the web! Come sign my Guestbook 

Hello! I'm MIYUKI from Japan!  WhoooHoooooow!  Make <a
 href="http://www-personal.umich.edu/~nakedboy/">Willy</a>
 famous!

I should write something incredibly funny here, but I just can't be
 bothered.

Isn't the internet realy cool stuff!!!!!!!!!

To know Malaysia is to love Malaysia

coca-cola is the coolest drink in the world man, and   i can't get
 enough of those frothy bubbles into my  tummy.  Jean-Michel Jarre loves
 coke aswell!!

Men get so grossed out when we talk about our mentstal cycles they
 should try living with one!  So tell me if time is increased to the
 speed of light is there still an existance of past present and future?
 I believe that only the present would remain. Andy Warhol a nice little
 man with funky hair and an imagination to match.

MY MOM IS CALLING I`M SORRY

Hell-o everybody!! If you can guess what indie  Alternative Rock Band I
 play lead gutiar for, you'll  get sum free* CD's. I'm just a sucker
 with no self esteem...    *not really

CAUTION !!!          Coke is not to take with nose

Hail to Chief Tom, Cadillac surfer, King of web pages, Duke of links,
 Earl of HTML!  Oh, I was soooo lost....but now I've found Tom's World!
 (Any brownie points yet? ...I wonder what I could use them for?)  Yes,
 I'm a newbie...don't know much, but I know that someday I want to log
 as many surfin hours as Tom has!

Very nice ! Wellcome to see my page in Finland.  Here now -30 C
 cold:)...very nice weather.  The sun shines and really white snow,
 skiing and so on !    Nice to see You soon !:)

This is good service.

RPM-boys will always be there.  Ripman, Pushupman and Miaman that is.

Have to say this is my favorite page (I work for these people)I'm  too
 busy link hopping to build a home page.  Enjoyed your top 10  keep it
 up--some of these "people" are tooooo serious.

Well, while reading your homepage, some thoughts occurred to me--that's
 a rarity.  Ummm those little brown strips on the bottom of the page
 kind of look like bacon.  And the yellow background reminds me of
 mustard.  And why oh why do fast food restaurants put mustard on
 hamburgers???  Who in the world likes mustard on hamburgers????  That's
 really disgusting!!!  Oh yeah what was I talking about?  Your page,
 right...ummm...  Your guestbook entry form took tooooooo long to load.
 And I started to have hallucinations about yougurt while waiting...mmmm
 bacon, mustard and yogurt.  Oh maybe I should erase my hometown from
 the form before you call my local mental health department.  I'm okay.

WOW, that's really amazing! The cybercitizens are crazy for novelty! :)
 See you some day!  Byyyyye!    Gilson Webmonster Fais

<H3><b>See you go and make a great guestbook and  along
 comes some smartass who knows a few tricks.
 </B></h3><blink><big>but I really did enjoy
 your  page</big></blink>

good page!!,  I am probably going to be making a link to your page from
 mine.  if you are interested in adding a return link use the folling
 <a href="http://www.harborside.com/home/d/degan">AcidAngels
 homepage<img
 src="http://www.harborside.com/home/d/degan/yours.gif">

This is so "Classic" it scares me! Ok here it is!    I liked your
 HomePage!    Now wasn't that "Classic"?

hehe... wow the whold world!! :) hehe.. kewl m8s.. im just surfing the
 NET till i came upon this bright yellow page hehe :) hehe.. everyone
 stop wastin ure time viewing it and SIGN it :) hehe l8er!

Only looking for some good guestbook entries!  Keep up the good work.
 Best regards from,  The Riddler

uh...

I've just added a guestbook and now I know the   best I can hope for.
 There are some days when I wonder what the web  is really worth :-)

                Happy Valentines Day                         ** **
 *******                       *****                        ***
 *               To everyone in CyberSpace     .sss;
 s   s                   ,m;  m;   s   '   t               m m m m   @
 `sss;  ttt  u u    &    m m m m      nn;  ,aa;   .   s   t   u u   &&&
 m `m' m   i  n n  a  a   s   s'  tt  uu`u   &   m'     `m  i  n n
 `aa'a   `sss'                 m

Please sign my guest book

Well.....I'm a....my fav....uh...    umm....
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!    (the pressure of signing) I
 dunno wha.....say, I mean.....    uh....    g'bye.

Uh, hi.... it's me again. I was just wondering....is anybody else out
 there from Texas? Uh....just curious :-j

First of all, I would like to congraduate you guys  on a job well done.
 The graphics and layout are  excellent not to also mention the service.
 Keep up  the good work.  Take care!

Whee! If there's one thing that many of us ask, it's how much time you
 guys spend on searching guestbook entries?! Not much to say other than
 that your site is great to visit. Sayonara. =)

I know you probably don't care, but just in case you do I wear a 36DDD
 bra.  I really love this place do I have to leave anytime soon?  So
 like there was this party and it was just really fun.  Sorry I'm
 getting better, I go to a counselor and a psychiatrist and I'm on
 zoloft, that's an anti-depressant so I really am getting better. Hugs &
 Kisses!

Greetings from Holland .....   :-)

Very interesting.  So, you view other people's guestbooks all the time,
 looking for "classic" entries?  Hmm, very interesting, very, very
 interesting.  I vonder, vhen you vere a child, did you like your
 mother?  How about your father?  Just a curious inquiry.

Come visit my home page and leave me a comment

This site made me think about how people need to be   "the best."
 What's our obbession with the best?!    Isn't it good enough that we
 are who we are?  Do we   need to be approved by the general public in
 our quest   for happiness and how we good we are at getting it?    I
 don't think so!  Ok so was that "the best" or what?

Ye are a strange bunch of F*** Ups......

classic? perhaps not. but full of nutrition? yes. thank you for
 attempting to define some sort of etiquette for guest book signings - i
 only wish chat sites would become so civil. have a lovely, my lovelies,
 i will save you both a seat in the saLon.

Hello all you boys and girls,  I'd like to take you to the inside world,
 It's quite an irregular place to be,  But, never fear you're safe with
 me.  Well, maybe.....

This is the BEST side on the whole fragging web...    Pepsi can get lost
 COCA-COLA rules...... There can be only one....    Only one original
 and lots of fakes.........

My God what a page. But where are the bleed'n TURNIPS??!!  Ya can't have
 a stinkin page with no references to  turnips man. What are you
 thinking? I need TURNIPS!!!  AAAAaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii...... *thud*

Return of the jedi is better than the new hope,24 hours in cyberspace
 rules  i`m an internet junkie and at this piont in time i`m 12,my
 brother got baned from the net because he failed 2 subjects  i usaly
 chat on the undernet as benat2,i don`t know how people survived without
 the internet,does anybody have astress remody  if you live in easter PA
 ditch aol get prolog.  if you want free aol disks e-mail
 fulfill2@aol.com  leave your name adress and phone number and how many
 disks you need  and they will send them to you,i got 50 FREE aol disks
 for windows  5 for machintosh,and tennnnnnn cd-roms   i may have a few
 homepages in acouple of months  go to

Return of the jedi is better than the new hope,24 hours in cyberspace
 rules  i`m an internet junkie and at this piont in time i`m 12,my
 brother got baned from the net because he failed 2 subjects  i usaly
 chat on the undernet as benat2,i don`t know how people survived without
 the internet,does anybody have astress remody  if you live in easter PA
 ditch aol get prolog.  if you want free aol disks e-mail
 fulfill2@aol.com  leave your name adress and phone number and how many
 disks you need  and they will send them to you,i got 50 FREE aol disks
 for windows  5 for machintosh,and tennnnnnn cd-roms   i may have a few
 homepages in acouple of months  go to

I'm sitting here with a semi-automatic colt 45  standerd Gov. issue
 ready to blow my head off And  its all because of Bill Gates.  Bill
 Gate is responsable for the death of my entire  family and I'll tell
 you how.  My mother kill my oldest sister and herself after  Using
 Windows '95 for the second time due to what   the police called a
 "Brief laps in the part of the   brain that controls the human
 madness".  My father was fried to death by a faulty Microsoft  mouse.
 My brother and younger sister died young after   there fist try at
 windows 3.1 : I was told it was  a severe cass of frustaion.  In one
 cass, a cousin of mine murrderd his whole  family after visiting the

<html> Everybody have to, at least once in their life, visit
 <a href="http://www.cs.hks.se/~leif">ME</A> and <br>
 sign my <a
 href="http://www.cs.hks.se/~leif/guest.html">GUESTBOOK</A>!
 <br> <BR> Rocky </html>

Hi all, one of those hot sites that you just wish to "go and have a
 look". Ah well, try the above
 <href="http://www.compulink.co.uk/~novar/welcome.htm">The UK
 Reenactment Web Site</a>, see yout there!  Remember, may your
 sword arm ever be strong and your tankard never be empty!    David D.

Check out the Lou Pickney homepage at:
 http://spruce.evansville.edu/~lp25     -Lou

this is my first time on the web, and I'm not exactly sure how I got
 here. My head is still spinning(there's no place like home...there's no
 place like home). Anyway, I have never signed any books before, so you
 are my first! Congratulations!

Just scanning the "local" pine stuff to see what I could find, and foud
 you guys.  Bet you didn't even know you were lost.

someone said the background looked like mustard,   It reminds me of baby
 @#$@. that is not a comment on  the page,just the background color.what
 time is it?  oh hell, I have to get up and go to work(sorry about   the
 profanity) in one hour. bye  "life is short but so is a camel"

<CENTER><FONT SIZE="6">HI from THE
 NETHERLANDS</FONT><BR>  <FONT SIZE="5">Come on by and
 visit</FONT><BR>  <A
 HREF="http://huizen.dds.nl/~macho_ed/index.html" TARGET="_top">
 <IMG SRC="http://huizen.dds.nl/~macho_ed/pictures/homepic1.gif"
 BORDER=0><BR>  <FONT SIZE="5">Ed's
 Homepage</A></FONT></CENTER>

Great Job!  Anyone wanting to make money while surfing the net should
 check out (http://w3.servint.com/cognigen/fci/be0983886.html)

Now that someone has finally explained why signing  the guest book is so
 important to them, I (sigh!)  have succumbed and am signing my first
 guest book.  I hang my head |-  in shame for all the thousands  of
 guest books I have intentionally ignored.  Now, even cyberspace can
 guilt me!  There's no  escape.  It's a control issue....and you won!  I
 enjoyed it!  Hope it was good for you, too.

The toptips are very good. Hope everyone would read them.

Interesting site . While I didn't have time for a long stay I' ll be
 back!!

This will probably not turn up on the list, but gimme a visit
 anyway<br>  maybe u will find it interesting... see ya!    "Du
 som av skonhet och behagen en ren och himmelsk urbild ger  Jag sag dig
 och fran den dagen jag endast dig i varlden ser."    Stagnelius, famous
 swedish poet!

I was just cruising on the internet when I lucked   out and found these
 pages.  I think that they are   really great and I will be back.

BIG POPPA IN THE HOUSE REPRESENT FOR MINE  TAKE DIP IN MY HOTTUB FOR A
 DAMN GOOD TIME.  THE URL IS REAL SIMPLE TYPE http://
 remus.rutgers.edu/~bigcee.  YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. THANKS FOR THE COOL
 SERVER.  I WISH I HAD THIS BEFORE I HAD OVER A THOUSAND HITS.  BIG
 POPPA

I like to put acid in my

<b>Grrrreat!! The page was very informative. It helped me with my
 own guestbook....<br>I also enjoyed the top ten list. There were
 some very funny ones in there. Keep up the good work.<br>  <a
 href="http://cc.ysu.edu/~s0207628"> CHECK ME OUT HERE!!!</a>

I just came off of America On-line and I'm happy to say that the web has
 much   more porno and stuff.  Guess what!  I've learned how to   make
 various types of explosives and drugs.  I'm  trying to figure out the
 plans for the Atom bomb  I have.  That should be a bang at my next July
 4th  party.  I'm overcome with joy!  Welp, thanks for  letting me sign
 the guestbook and let this be our little  secret.  Okay?  Oops, I wrote
 it in the wrong space.  Everybody knows now!  I'm too tired to re-write
 it  so I guess I'll leave it.    Bye!

IT'S GREAT!!

Nice yellow.  I just came to see the yellow, but I got sucked in to
 reading the Classic Entries.  While I was reading, something was
 bugging me.  I realised that I should sign about it, but that it would
 probably be anal to comment about how the shadows don't quite mesh on
 your left tile.  Instead of signing in about it, I read on.  Then it
 hit me, it might not be a good idea to fire your artist.  It probably
 isn't their fault, they just didn't realize the hairline crack where
 the tiles come together would let the light through, making lines in
 the shadow.  On second thought, you should tell your artist to use
 better glue, and *then* fire them.

I want to have one of the top 100 guestbook entries.  Please.  I need it
 to live!  I'll do anything.  Can you imagine the lengths to which I
 will go to make it onto the list.  There are no limits!  I will have
 each of your children, if you want.  I will pay money.  I will
 sacrifice small animals to pagan gods.  What ever you want, I'm your
 man.  Did I say man.  Hah Hah Hah.  If you want me too, I can be a
 woman.  All you have to do is ask.  i kan ebem spull inkoharentley.
 Help me.  I have way too much damn time on my hands!

Great guestbook

As I was going up the stair      .....I met a man who wasn't there
 .....He wasn't there again today      .....I wish, I wish he'd go
 away......

I am a vampire roaming the face of another world where   email and
 Internet connect, where people not only sleep   naked, but LIVE naked,
 we all have something in common, and  that is we are on the net
 together, in perfect harmony   I live at the drop of a dime, the flick
 of a penney, and the sip of a nice cold refreshing <a
 href="http://www.cloudnet.com/~imhoff/coke/">COKE</a>  if I
 could have my way, I'd live in that small little corner of my basement
 with an  Impalla, life-long supply of coke, a cd player playing NIN,
 Smashing Pumpkins, and Nirvana.  a women by my side, green lamp,
 premium cable TV, a computer and a bed,   I rest my case for OJ is

it's better to burn out than to fade away.   signed (crazyhorse & pink)

Hello friend´s  Thank you for a wonderful dinner !

We ARE the ladies of the stage.

<CENTER><h2> Get Off Your Ass! Legalize It
 !<BR><BR>   <a
 href="http://www.execpc.com/~kbartel/"><img
 src="http://www.execpc.com/~kbartel//images/thisass.jpg"></A>&
 lt;BR>Check This Out!     <form method="GET"
 action="http://www.execpc.com/~kbartel/guestbook.html">
 <input type="submit" value="Sign The Get Off Your Ass Graffiti Wall
 !">     </form></CENTER>

Fantastique les amies ,je vais faire suivre votre page a plusieurs de
 mes amis  et I would not mind having some of those sex wave mentioned
 in one of your  entries    CONNAIT TU BOB???   BOB BYE.....