The February Guestbook

Well, what can I say - WorldClass!!!  Anyway, great idea this whole
 thing.  Please enter my home...  Come in peace...  And leave some of
 the happiness you bring...

Nice site

I HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!!! You( not Paula and Tom) might not know it
 yet but there's an a-bomb set straight to YOUR coordinates!!!
 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're all going to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm
 controlling it from my bathroom!!! If I get gas... THERE GOES ANOTHER
 NEIGHBOURHOOD!!!!!!!!!!! On a more non-serious note: Great work guys,
 keep it up! And don't worry, you( Paula and Tom) will survive! Then we
 can rule the world TOGETHER!! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!
 EYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Then we'll see those doctors of mine... I'll
 give them some of MY treatment!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA... HAPPY HAPPY
 HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!!! You( not Paula and Tom) might not know it
 yet but there's an a-bomb set straight to YOUR coordinates!!!
 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're all going to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm
 controlling it from my bathroom!!! If I get gas... THERE GOES ANOTHER
 NEIGHBOURHOOD!!!!!!!!!!! On a more non-serious note: Great work guys,
 keep it up! And don't worry, you( Paula and Tom) will survive! Then we
 can rule the world TOGETHER!! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!
 EYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Then we'll see those doctors of mine... I'll
 give them some of MY treatment!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA... HAPPY HAPPY
 HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN YOU HELP FIND A MISSING CHILD?

I love stone cold steve austin,Sid,Shawn,and Rocky Miavia

I love stone cold steve austin,Sid,Shawn,and Rocky Miavia

"By hook or by crook"Shawn Micheals on Jan.27,1997 and"the champion is
 what i wanna stay"also on Jan.27,1997 MONDAYNIGHT RAW

Well, Doctor... It all began when I was 5... Mama took me the Kansas
 State Fair. I loved it! I had on a pretty pink chiffon dress that day,
 and I thought that I looked very pretty. Well, anyway, the newest
 "attraction" at the fair was, of couse, the Port-O-Pottie (which
 reminds me, I haven't seen one of those in years...). No one actually
 believed that a portable toilet was even possible back then. But there
 it was, in all it's glory! The line was at least a mile long, and when
 I got there, it had already gotten that distinct aroma to it. I stepped
 inside, and sun filtered through the cracks in the side, and a wasp
 kept smashing it's body against the flimsy screen in hopes of getting
 in. It was very whimsical, mind you, and I was so curious! The toilet
 paper even seemed new, and foreign! I drew in my breath as I gazed into
 the pit that was never flushed. I leaned farther in, the smell was
 awful, and then all of the sudden *BAM* Little Bobby Warfler has pushed
 the whole thing over! I fell into the fecal mess, and I never stopped
 falling. It was windy, and some freakin' dog kept yapping. I didn't
 stop for many years. I just drifted... Until... That awful day, The

You see I really don't understand this whole guest  book thing, it is so
 confusing.  I really want a   guestbook though, I have no idea why but
 I do and  I wish I was a little smarter so I could get one!  I am not
 smart but I get straight A's in school.    Can anyone tell me how that
 happens??  (BTW I go  to a catholic school so I don't cheat)

What ? - think of how brilliant that one word is! What.   Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

Wow!!!! A guestbook goddess!! You must be wonderfully beautiful! I think
 I'm in love!! Come by and pay me a visit, gorgeous!!!  Mr. Nice Guy!!
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    Have you ever put a hamster in a dishwasher,   and then sat there
 for 45 minutes just watching it  go around and around and around????

I just thought I'd use this moment to say "Save the  Yak!"  Did you know
 that yaks are endangered?  Well  they could be couldn't they, I mean
 really, you don't  know!  I don't know.  What if they are and we didn't
 take   the time to find out so we could go to their extinction  party
 or funeral or whatever?  The situation could bear  watching....

My first visit to the Guest book hall of fame. Not bad stuff....had a
 laugh or two and enjoyed Paula's comments. and her :o) some day I hope
 to be able to make art work like hers.

Is There No one From Australia that is in your 100 classic  messages of
 all time, Fair Dinkum That's a Bloody Outrage That  is anyway I've got
 a poem : Nimbun My Nimbun, Nimbun My Nimbun  My Nimbun My Nimbun Is
 Nimbun *cough*

O,hello Everybody  This is Helene how is calling.Korn KICKS ASS don't
 you all  think???Well,I do  and I think this Page Is PRetty Cool
 Well,Here in JOnathan city there are all of this things  well, bye then
 greetings from Holland          LAITHER Butt-head

Very Cool Site - thanks!!

Um, a classic message? Uh gee, well, I can't really think of anything
 profound. If you would like, my dog would like to say something. Here
 she is:    "Woof"    I know, really profound huh? Well anyway, come by
 my page, I've got a ton of politics there, and movies, books,
 television, online shopping, and other stuff.    See ya

Okay, so I've never done this before.  So what?   It's my first time on
 the 'Net. I find it quite to  my liking. I don't have my own computer
 (well,   actually, I do, but it's from the '80s, so I don't  consider
 it a real computer) so I'm using the   computer at St. Rose College.  I
 live in a tiny,  almost inexistent town in New York called
 Petersburgh.  You have to drive for at least   five minutes to even get
 gas. It's sad. The   only thing anyone ever does is go hunting, surf
 the 'Net, and listen to music (BUSH!!!!).   And that's about all.  If
 Cranman #34 or Balls ever  reads this,  all I can say is...CAN YOU FEEL
 THAT?

Okay, so I've never done this before.  So what?   It's my first time on
 the 'Net. I find it quite to  my liking. I don't have my own computer
 (well,   actually, I do, but it's from the '80s, so I don't  consider
 it a real computer) so I'm using the   computer at St. Rose College.  I
 live in a tiny,  almost inexistent town in New York called
 Petersburgh.  You have to drive for at least   five minutes to even get
 gas. It's sad. The   only thing anyone ever does is go hunting, surf
 the 'Net, and listen to music (BUSH!!!!).   And that's about all.  If
 Cranman #34 or Balls ever  reads this,  all I can say is...CAN YOU FEEL
 THAT?   And one more thing...do you smell something?

I will not lie and say that I like living in your  lower organs, but
 it's better than going down the   toilet.  Hey, maybe you should talk
 to me more often.  Urine and I get really bored down here, and he's
 always leaving me.  I know what you did last night,   for shame, how
 old were they anyway.  Just watch yourself,  I'm warning you, I'm just
 waiting for the best time  to make a fool of you.  Yeah, you feel me
 welling up  right now don't you.

Great concept, I think I'm doing well when I get 1  or 2 guestbook
 entries a month. Now I know why you  guys are so crazy, with all the
 entries you get every  day.  Then I guess a comedy page will outdraw a
 religious page anyday of the week.  The entries are  hillarious and
 your comments are even funnier. Keep  up the good work and who knows,
 maybe someday I will  check my guestbook and find your entry. (NOT!)

Is this what my life has come to? Typing insipid little messages on a
 computer screen to 'I don't know who' so I can impress them and get in
 the top 100, or maybe even the top 10, or maybe even...  No!, No!.. I'm
 going to remain calm and leave a nice little :o) hello... bye

Thanks for a wonderful site. I really enjoyed it hope   you have time to
 visit mine and sign my guestbook.  From Alabama: Home of the Birmingham
 Bulls,Alabama Roll Tide,  Auburn War Eagle and UAB Blazers.
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ugh, im a paranoid guy, and dont really want my name in lights, so if u
 dont mind, puh-lease dont make too mush fun of this place, cuz if u do,
 ill have to trans-modify myself electronically and break into ur homes
 and terrorize your lil floppy disks, and you'll never know its me,
 oops, well now that plan is messed up, oh man!

Just surfing thru... looking gooood!!!

Many hour's with you

I maintain my we page as a kind of service to the community. It's free
 of advertising. I don't get paid for it. Nor do I receive any kind of
 renumeration for posting it to the web.  In fact, it costs ME time and
 money to have it there.    Like most suckers I added the following line
 to the end of my home page..'Comments and suggestions welcome.' Of
 course, I didn't really mean it. I really only wanted messages
 like,'Your web site changed my life.' and 'I'll give you $100,000 if
 you'll create me a web site just like yours. I didn't really mean that
 I was welcoming criticism.    A lady wrote to me yesterday and told me
 everything she thought was wrong with my page. My font was too hard to
 read. My email address was written incorrectly. I used italics too
 much. My background was all wrong.    How does she expect me to react
 to a message like that? There aren't many things free in this world.
 She could have just thanked me for posting it to the web. Philistine!
 Who did she get to turn her computer on? A chimp?

Hi , everybody ! I don't have any HOMEPAGE coz' I dunno how to MAKE a .
 If U have time e-mail me at cyclops@tm.net.my . See ya in the letters .

HI WORLD !!!!

HI WORLD !!!!

bwahahahahahaha.....it's 4:07 in the morning now, see  what happens when
 ppl find your page! ô¿ô

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I LOVE NICK I LOVE NICK I LOVE NICK I LOVE NICK I LOVE NICK I LOVE NICK
 I LOVE NICK I LOVE NICK I LOVE NICK I LOVE NICK I LOVE NICK I LOVE NICK
 I LOVE NICK       FROM THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!!

Guestbooks! Guestbooks!  I prefer a simple CGI counter and a lot of ESP.
 Oly 6 people in the world actually fill in these  guestbooks (and one
 of them is a dual-personality)  Remember ESP over ASCII every time.
 Ale Suction Esq.

talk to me!!

So, do penguins have knees?  Hey, this page rawks!!  Keep up the good
 work!!

Great...

Some people come here to sit and think.Some people come here  to shit
 and stink.I come here to drop my load.Get my ass on  the road.And uh,I
 never flush.You know me.I'm that thing in the  tiolet when it floods.

hey tom-  glad to see another hoosier out there..ya know what i think
 there are actually to many of us now...evryone you talk to now is a
 hoosier..i think we all need to get a life...what am i saying we live
 in indiana...the is no possible way anyone could have a life
 indiana..anywayz loved the guestbook entries..andrea

umm well i dont know what to say...um moooo..great page

Great Page.....I'm sorry..I'm boring...I never set farts on
 fire....because I can't bare the smell..so every time I fart I leave my
 ass

I LOVED YOUR PAGE. no i didn't.   I READ ALL 100 THINGS. it felt like
 1000.   HAVE YOU EVER TRIED HOMEMADE PROZAC?   it almost killed me, but
 that's a good thing.  I LOVE MOOD SWINGS, IT'S LIKE A PSYCADELIC THEME
 PARK!!!  when i die i am going to take you all with me  I LOVE
 BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  i am iron man  LOOK THERE'S ONE NOW!!!!!  it's
 rabid and it will devistate the population  within months  I HAVE TO GO
 NOW. LOOK! THERE'S A SHINY OBJECT IN THE   CORNER.  OOOOOOOH!!!!!  i
 hope it's a rusty rasor blade so i can slit my   throat and end it all

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i don't know what can i write.  but all what i need to have a friend in
 the internet .  by e-mail. send to me . thanks

I've got two words about guestbooks:  FREE ADVERTISING.  With that in
 mind will everyone go see my page.  Please, please, please?!  I'll be
 your best friend.

Ya see, the way I figgure it, the ozone layer is   fine.  If for
 hundreds of years volcanoes have  been erupting and letting off CFC's,
 even more   than all the factories in the world, why are we  just now
 starting to worry?  I think that it will  be fine, and if we all sit
 back and eat cheese,   chedder, of course, we will all be fine.  But if
 anyone, anyone eats a tiny bit of any other kind,   the world will go
 up in smoke, and whoever did it  will be sent to the fiery depths of
 outer darkness  along with people like Bill Clinton, Barney, and   that
 little puppet dude on the shoe commercials.  Hey, I have a question for
 you...If a woodchuck   could chuck wood, how much wood could a
 woodchuck  chuck, and why would he want to chuck it anyway,   he would
 get splinters in his mouth.?  Another   thing, could you please explain
 that new AT&T   long distance calling plan to me, I don't get it.  Oh,
 yeah, I love the WWW.  It is the only place   I can be a 25 year old,
 six foot two, female, who  attends college at the University of Utah,
 and   likes shorter guys.  (I am 15, male, 6' tall, and  go to a Jr.
 High) Well, I have to go soon, so I   will end this with one quick

Paula and Tom!       This is a great web page! I enjoyed reading entries
 form guest books around the net.  If you think some guestbook enteries
 are humourous, you should try reading my 14 year old daughters e-mail!
 Here is a samble of a very recent entry!   :*(    I only could hope
 that I could take the honor of being the stupidest person  in the world
 from you someday. Your letter is written like a drunk 3 year  old. Your
 capacity to properly use grammar amazes me. Here's a hint turn off  the
 caps lock dumb ass. Also if you beleive I should kill myself, explain
 why, moron.        At 05:47 PM 2/1/97 -0000, you wrote:  >YOU REALLY
 THINK THAT YOU ARE SO COOL DON'T YOU!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE  >STUPIDEST
 PERSON IN THE WORLD. AND YOU REALLY SHOULD KILL YOUR SELF YOU  >SELF
 CENTERED LITTLE PIECE OF
 >SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 >  >Of course this wasn't my precious little girl using the cap
 locks!    Have you considered posting the 100 worst chat nick names?
 Here are a few I have mused over!  Horny_4_U  (Really ...and yet we
 have never met!)  BM (This guy is a big Shit!)

"Quite frankly my dear....    ...I don't give a damn."

Old McCarrots had a page  Ee-ya-ee-ya-oh  And on her page she had some
 words  Ee-ya-ee-ya-oh  And some rubbish here and some crap lying there
 Here a dot there a dash everywhere a sentence more  Old McCarrots had a
 page  Ee-ya-ee-ya-oh

my lop eared pup looked up at me  with dark accusing eyes  and plainly
 asked what seemed to be  the matter with the skies  he was so young
 he'd never seen  the lovely snow before  he sat down on his wagging
 tail  before our drifted door  raising promptly, turning 'round  to
 srare at where he'd sat  amazed the happy world could be  as sudden
 cold as that

my lop eared pup looked up at me  with dark accusing eyes  and plainly
 asked what seemed to be  the matter with the skies  he was so young
 he'd never seen  the lovely snow before  he sat down on his wagging
 tail  before our drifted door  raising promptly, turning 'round  to
 srare at where he'd sat  amazed the happy world could be  as sudden
 cold as that

my lop eared pup looked up at me  with dark accusing eyes  and plainly
 asked what seemed to be  the matter with the skies  he was so young
 he'd never seen  the lovely snow before  he sat down on his wagging
 tail  before our drifted door  raising promptly, turning 'round  to
 srare at where he'd sat  amazed the happy world could be  as sudden
 cold as that

my lop eared pup looked up at me  with dark accusing eyes  and plainly
 asked what seemed to be  the matter with the skies  he was so young
 he'd never seen  the lovely snow before  he sat down on his wagging
 tail  before our drifted door  raising promptly, turning 'round  to
 srare at where he'd sat  amazed the happy world could be  as sudden
 cold as that

I am 63, and I can't remember when I have had so much fun, reading all
 the nonsense in your guestbook.  I believe that there is hope for the
 world yet, because we are so far down now, that everything looks up.
 It this is the way that the adults of tomorrow are thinking now-whew!

Is this the most screwed up site on the net or what?  I've been in a lot
 of screwed up sites but this takes the cake!  No really I mean it.
 SCREWED UP!  Well enough optomism for now. have to go work on my
 pessimistic side of my personality disorder.

I've heared that lots of servers automatically filter out your message
 when you write profanity. Let's give that one a try....     "Profanity"
 Hell, it's still there. Those assholes must have been lying to me
 damned !!

It works better if you plug it in

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I want my own guestbook!!!

When life gets going tooooo fast for all us nrt junkies, we simplly
 stop, drop, and roll to the nearest Guestbook and check it out then
 sign it.but who knows some day we might meet one of the people who
 wrote something twisted.

When life gets going tooooo fast for all us nrt junkies, we simplly
 stop, drop, and roll to the nearest Guestbook and check it out then
 sign it.but who knows some day we might meet one of the people who
 wrote something twisted.

This seems like apretty good chance for me to make my mark on the world
 by pointing out the fact that for the past 50 years, Superman has not
 worn gloves, but, oddly enough, nobody has ever even thought of
 fingerprinting him, or at least dusting his prints off of somthing he
 touched.  Wierd, no?

Do you really think I have go nothing better to do then to sign your
 guessbook? Yeah you are right, I haven't.   Do you really think I am so
 unfunny that I am going to put this unwitty comment in your guestbook.
 Yes you are right, I am!  Does anyone really think at all?

I AM LOOKING FOR A MATE!! PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH A   REPLY. IF YOU HAVE
 ANY GOOD MONKEY SMASHING SKILLS  IT IS A PLUS, BUT IF YOU CAN'T BASH
 MONKEYS THEN   EXPECTK TO LEARN HOW.....

It's funny the things dead people do.  Consider  this excerpt from Curt
 Gentry's The Madams of  San Francisco:    ...Irene was a professional
 when it came to  handling men.  She bided her time, letting  reports
 drift back to McCabe of her great  unhappiness.  He finally weakened to
 the extent  of attempting a reconciliation.  When he visited  her rooms
 and apologized, Irene forgave him --  probably at the same moment she
 handed him the  glass of drugged wine.  Once he was unconscious,  Irene
 did "as Delilah of old did with Samson,"  except that she didn't stop
 with shaving his  head; by the time she had finished he was minus  all
 of his hair.  It was a remarkably effective  revenge....

Is anybody crazy like me out there? I'm looking forward to talking to
 anybody.I'm a 20 yr.old and single. Anybody else?

Okay!! I just read all off the 100 clasics and some  were incredibly
 funny. Others were not. I noticed   that most people say dumb stuff but
 it turns out   pretty funny. When other people say stuff that is
 ripping it apart and that is really boring. I would  just like to point
 out that if the world was dumb  then it would probably be funnier!! And
 then no one  would have a need for school!! Yeah!!

Whoops I am looking for my lost monkey and he obviously is not in here
 so I must have made a wrong click somewhere back at the nature site you
 see and he is just a young monkey so he is easy to misplace and he must
 have left me while I was getting some coffee cuz when I came back I
 couldn't find him so I frantically began randomly clicking the way I
 thought my monkey would but that didn't seem to work {obviously} since
 I ended up here and have completely lost the scent of his trail which I
 was relying on to follow so now I'm not sure what to do and am looking
 for any suggestions you may have on how I could go about locating him
 unless per chance you saw him so then you could tell me exactly where
 he was headed and just in case it helps he is about two or three feet
 tall and has two arms and a couple of legs like most monkeys do and I
 believe he had a semi-long tail but he wasn't very good at using it
 since he was so little in fact he quite often tripped over it and
 caused minor disasters around my computer but that is besides the point
 since it does no good to point out his flaws and weaknessed when all I
 really want to do is find my monkey so I can rest peacefully before I

...must get up again.

I LOVE your pages!!  Note:  the above website isn't  necessarily my
 favorite, but it's my brother's - so  I thought I'd take this
 opportunity to tell the  world about it.  I've been scanning your pages
 and   reading your 100 best guest book entries for the  past couple of
 hours.  You guys and gals are  hilarious! I've bookmarked your page and
 will tell  all my friends about you - I'll be back later.  It's way
 past time for me to go to bed.  I've noticed that  since I started
 surfin' I don't get very much sleep,  there is just SO much to see.
 Night All - Keep up the good work!

"The many truths we cling to depend greatly on our point of view". But
 what happens if your point of view is messed up like the rest of the
 world?

Life is too short for non-bliss.     Bliss like there's no tommorrow.

You and this whole page are very American.  That is not a good thing.  I
 am 'oot' of here.

I don't who you are or where i can find you...but i need your help.  You
 have the last two living flying white monkies that i need in order to
 complete my time machine.  I tried a couple of those organ-grinding
 types that you get at the local 5 and dime, but they weren't good
 flyers.  I know Santa and if you help me I can get you in as an
 honourary member of his gang.

doh.  er...you guys are CRAZY!  ya hear me - CRAZY!  so stay cool!  just
 thought i'd say hi...so, um...hi.  er...bye now.  strussel + helga

Well, I'll be damned to be a liberal! Me and my buddy, Rush, was just
 lookin' over this here "Top 10 guest book entries" and I gots to tell
 ya that Rush choked on his 3rd Big Mac while I was readin' them to him.
 Har-har-hardy-har-har. Which brings me to mah point. Say Tom, have you
 ever thought of a career in politics? Your insight into the heart of
 the matter would make you a great conservative-republican. (As for
 Paula, we don't need no more women. Sorry.) Well I got to be gettin'
 back to mah office. They, stinkin' liberals, only let us on for a
 little while at a time. See ya in the funny papers!  Newt  P.S. Please
 fill out the form below to have Clinton impeached. Thanks.

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I would like to write something witty and clever so that I too could be
 featured in your top 100 entries, but I just snorted half a can of
 Ozium and my brain is beging tu fuz owt sd fugbmat gdfep

I'm looking for a good guestbook for my home page.

OOOOOOOOoooooo:  I just WISH i could get all excited and  creative and
 just drop down the BEST message ever.  BUT,   I'm not into in right
 now; college has destroyed my creativity for  the moment.  Maybe I can
 catch in again over spring break. . .

I laughed so hard after viewing your Top 100, I almost pissed my pants.
 Oops, I did piss my my pants.  Cheers,  Gary  PS   Control your Frames,
 PLEASE!

your page is great, I loved it...

This is easily one of the best pages ever! EVER!!! Really.

You may not recall the moment that you asked me,    But your invitation
 was clear,    You'll pretend you've never met me,    But it's far to
 late,    Now I'm here.      I'm the evil in your bloodstream,    I'm
 the rash upon your skin,    And you made a big mistake alright,    The
 day you let me in.      And you can fly to the other side of the world,
 You know you'll only find,    I've reserved the seat behind you,    We
 can talk about old times.      Cause I'm the one who knows what scares
 you,    I'm the one who loves you best,    I'm the thirteenth at the
 table,    I'm the Uninvited Guest.    I'm the banquo at your banquet,
 I'm the cuckoo in your nest,    I'm your new year's resolution,    I'm
 the Uninvited Guest!

Hi all,this has got to be THE funniest website on the Net,people are
 strange in their own little ways and so am I but,hey thats whats lifes
 about,having fun!!!

We read all your tips and your top ten list and now  we are afraid to
 write something into your guestbook.  so:  make it as simple as
 possible, but not simpler   (Albert Einstein)    Thanks for the funny
 pages    Thorsten and Nicole

Thank you for helping to bring joy and mirth to the world by once again
 highlighting the fact that there are a lot of weird people out there,
 and we're cooler than the normals.  heheheh.  May the blessings of
 Herman smile upon you.

u r asking me what i think. so now i will tell u what i think.(thats the
 way this little arrangement works, right?)well, okay here goes: yes the
 signings were very funny. i laughed, but there is a small problem- it
 seems that sites like this are the reason that i have
 decided(unwillingly) to make sleep obselete. so i guess considering the
 fact that your little site has forced me to pump gallons of cofee beans
 in my blood stream and refrain from blinking, good job, way to go. i'm
 a happy camper.btw do u have some more cool links for me to go to?

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My head friggin hurts.  What the hell am I doing online??!

(To the tune of Gilligan's Island) Just sit right back and you'll hear a
 tale about my virtual trip.   It started from my IBM, with a simple
 little flick. I tried to surf   the internet, things did not go well, I
 wound up in a chat room with   some cyber-geeks from hell, he's trapped
 in Cyber hell *lightning strikes*   They won't shut up, I can't escape,
 this AOHELL nightmare, If I signed   onto Prodigy, I bet they'd find me
 there, those geeks are everywhere...  I'm stuck inside the World Wide
 Web with Weirdos I don't know, I hit F1,   unplug the phone, I can't
 click out, I can't click in.. It says in   chat,"Oh MY GOD! I'M TRAPPED
 ON THE INTERNET!!!" ||| I loved the page people!!! Peace!!

I was wondering if you have anyone writing trying to be funny on purpose
 after reading all the entries!

Hi there

Wow I'm so nervous what should I write it better be good   so I can get
 published.  This is Wackey!  I never signed guest books  before I
 usually just pass by.  Thats it it's too corney already I'm starting
 over   from here  ---------------------------------------------  Hi my
 name is Peter Andrew Freitag And I am signing your guest book.    I
 like to surf the web it makes me happy._______What's Up What's Down
 it's Time for me to get out of town.  (I just made that up pretty good
 'eh.)  VISIT MY WEB
 PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%^&*()_+|{}:"<>?

I really enjoyed your page of great guestbook signatures.... It is
 helping me stay awake to protect my last hamster from the big mean cat.
 I used to have over ten hamsters but they slowly have dissappeared
 since Christmas when my ex-husband got the kids a cat. I have a feeling
 the cat has eaten them. Actually I know the cat is eating them. We have
 only one left and I as the mother nust protect the last hamster. Her
 name is Jeanie and she says Hi by the way. We have not named the cat...
 but I like the name Hamster Killer. Well I am getting tired so maybe I
 should just go to bed and let the cat eat the hamster.... dilemmas... I
 know I will run out and find a dog to eat the cat... yeah! What a great
 idea I have had. "Here doggie! Here doggie! I got something yummy for
 you...." By the wa

I have solved the world's financial troubles.  Here  is the solution:
 All we do is give all the money in  the world to one guy (or girl for
 political correctness)  then, we all send all of our bills to that guy!
 It's so simple, I had to think of it!

What does Dam Dan think:  Your just trying to get me to say something
 funny,  so you can make money off it.     What does Michelle think:
 Dont know, she's not home yet.

I shaged Dorothy by lion so sod you and the rest of the world!!!!!  Jay
 smith shagged the wicked wicth of the west ( louise 9T Whitton school )
 Ross keyes hannah wants to give you a blow job!!!!!!  We want to shag
 every fit boy in the world!!!!  we are really fit birds from the east
 if you want to shag us leave your name on A.J s answer phone because we
 sleep with him !!!!!!!

I like-edededed ure page mucho much and I'd just like to tell you my cow
 story. Everyone on #Teen-Dorm on Efnet has heard it, but thats ok cuz i
 dont even think they've seen this page, ah vell! here's mah story.
 One day, in my Trig class at SDSCPA, per 5, rm 503..my teacher Mrs.
 Nyenhuis(pronounced 9house) had a calender up on tha far wall. As I
 recall, it was umm, well i font recall but i think it was April. Ok, so
 there was this picture of a cow.  And i couldve sworn I heard it moo at
 me from my desk 5 rooms away! So, after class I went to tha calender,
 on tha far wall and said MOOO! to it. I waited for 5mins for its answer
 but alas, it did not answer. I was late for 6th period that day but its
 all well and good 'cuz my fav teacher of last year, Mr. Barbolla didnt
 mind. He's a sex god, did you know that? OH! i bet u cant guess what
 SDSCPA stands for, hehe. It stands for San Diego School of Creative and
 Performing Arts  its really nifty noodles and spiffy stringbeans! =)
 b'bye for now *HUGZ TIL YOU TURN SOME WIERD RAINBOW COLOR*

You must be CrAzY or something because you have Crazy things all over.
 I'm gonna go Crazy over your crazy collection becauze your crazy
 collection is crazy, hence the name crazy collection...  Your page
 hurts my eyes, no offense,It's too confusing, it makes me dizzy,
 yellow, green, brown, and purple do NOT match, no offense or anything.
 The music on your page, no offense or anything, gets really annoying
 after a while,   going on and on and on and, well whatever, no offense
 or anything.  I have that, no offense or anything, stupid song stuck,
 embeded, cemented, nailed, screwed, hot glued into my head now, and
 those high notes at the end...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  No offense
 or anything...  Ughhh...My Eyes!!!!  I'm confused...where'd my monitor
 go? Whaaaat? ah ok.  is anybody gonna see this? uh oh :)(:  --*^*--*^*-
 -*^*--*^*--*^*--*^*--*^*--*^*--  Well i think your page is really
 ok...did you make all of those graphics and stuff?    I like to eat
 pooopy!  Bye  Visit my site!  Please!  I need more counts!  Only 2
 people signed my guestbook!  Please!  I'll type and type until you do!
 Please!  Please!  Please!  Please!  Is this flooding?  Please!

You must be CrAzY or something because you have Crazy things all over.
 I'm gonna go Crazy over your crazy collection becauze your crazy
 collection is crazy, hence the name crazy collection...  Your page
 hurts my eyes, no offense,It's too confusing, it makes me dizzy,
 yellow, green, brown, and purple do NOT match, no offense or anything.
 The music on your page, no offense or anything, gets really annoying
 after a while,   going on and on and on and, well whatever, no offense
 or anything.  I have that, no offense or anything, stupid song stuck,
 embeded, cemented, nailed, screwed, hot glued into my head now, and
 those high notes at the end...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  No offense
 or anything...  Ughhh...My Eyes!!!!  I'm confused...where'd my monitor
 go? Whaaaat? ah ok.  is anybody gonna see this? uh oh :)(:  --*^*--*^*-
 -*^*--*^*--*^*--*^*--*^*--*^*--  Well i think your page is really
 ok...did you make all of those graphics and stuff?    I like to eat
 pooopy!  Bye  Visit my site!  Please!  I need more counts!  Only 2
 people signed my guestbook!  Please!  I'll type and type until you do!
 Please!  Please!  Please!  Please!  Is this flooding?  Please!

Hello, I'm the conservitive type in my appearance,but enjoy roughing it
 as everyone else. Enjoy many things like antique collecting, riding my
 bike, the beach, camping and running loose and wild. Living alone and
 like to travel. Started working out a month ago and really enjoy the
 improvement of my body, health and of course regularity. Using the
 computer is very mind stimulating and can try and correct mistakes,
 quite a challenge for me. I just lay back and take life as it comes.

Im first visit here.<br>  Nice page.Want to check it deeply from
 now.<br>  Please come to my home page, and sign my
 guestbook<br>  Thanks!<br>

http://members.aol.com/jmbirong/index.html'm visiting from....
 

I just wanna say that this is a real cool page.  I liked this one.
 That's all.  I'm sorry if this isn't THE most amazing, wonderfull,
 great, supperb comment you expected. But hey, I just liked it, nothing
 more, nothing less. Bye.

Hiya world.....remember be good be vigilant BEHAVE!!..  You've been
 kittened xxx tee hee hee

This is a wonderful page for those of us with too much time on our
 hands.  However, are you aware that it smells like feet?  I just
 thought you should know that in case Her Majesty, The Queen Of The
 Brits decides to stop by.

I don't have a guest book, but I do have some ASCII Art.

nice page! very original I know, but I thought you might be sick of
 hearing all the clever little dittys people write in this spot

Rutabaga?

UP,up,up,down,down,down,there,there, there--That Box with the words in
 it, honey (my husband describing to me how to get to this place!)  This
 is a neat page. I think it is rather nifty, actually.  What ever gave
 you the idea of this?  Well, I am going to read on.  Come and see us
 sometime, we won't drool (well.....)  Bye!

I don't know what to say, so I'll leave you with my favorite quote.  "Of
 all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most."  Although,
 I can't for the life of me remember who said it.

It is said that there are two main emotions in this world, that underpin
 our every thought and action; Love and Fear.   I experienced a little
 of each while viewing this site.

I was sent by the Goddess... no, actually... she  is taking a nap...
 It's about time I get to surf  the net!! LOL... Uh oh... I haven't done
 the dishes  or made dinner!! um... gotta go... he he... you   never saw
 me here! By!!

In the distant lands of the minds of wonderers, lies a hidden land of
 treasure and mystic dreams that dazzle even the most creative of minds.
 The emperor of this hidden land is "The Dreamweaver" (I). Weaving the
 dreams of many that come within my pray I seldom let go of those who
 seek fantasy. My goddess "Necromancer" and I fulfil any desire so write
 to us and we shall be within your hidden dreams forever, quietly
 weaving our magic without you knowing it... *smiles*  Apart from all
 that I think this is a cool guess book...Now that I have spilled all
 that I have to say (well almost) I leave u with this...~~~~((((Be good,
 or be good at it)))~~~ *lol* Take care dreamers....and ((((((drop your
 pants)))) *lol* that should give away my identity for the regulars on
 the chat lines of the world, so post this in your top ten if u
 dare.....*lol*  see ya and may dreams be your only way of escape....

I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights,
 and that is what I said...  I like traffic lights, I like traffic
 lights, I like traffic lights,  but not when they are red.  I like
 traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights,  and that
 is how it seems,  I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like
 traffic lights,  but only when they're green!

What do you mean you don't know where Telford is?  You haven't lived. Go
 visit it - and sign my guest book whilst your are there!  Is this the
 ultimate chain letter.    The first rule of middle age - the next ten
 years will pass twice as quick as the last ten!

I think you're pages are just Nifty Neeto Groovy!! Gotsta Love em. I
 laffed so hard I almost had to run to the bathroom to relieve myself!
 (ok, I lied, I did have to run to the bathroom) I saw in there that you
 mentioned something about how some people have strange options for
 'Referred By' and well...I have to admit, I'm very very guilty of just
 that <g> not only do I have strange options, but I have TONZ of
 them. I'm going for the title of 'Most Options Available for Refered By
 Section Og Guestbook'. (hehe) I've been looking all over the web at all
 kinds of different guestbooks (and of course leaving my mark along the
 way) just searching for inspiration for new ones. So far I've got
 oh...around 40 somewhere. If Lpage does ever decide to charge for extra
 options...well, I'll be broke <g> Anyway, I hope that you (and
 some of you readin this) will take out a few mins of yer busy schedule
 to stop by my site to see what I've got there (a few things are,
 Digital Postcards, Poetry, Stufferz about me & my friends,0Chat Lingo,
 Weekly Reflections, an more!! <g>) AND if you do decide to stop
 by my page, make sure you sign my guestbook so I know you stopped by.

Here's my classic message:"Cool page!" By the way is this how you spell
 "cliche"?

Hey, do you have a dollar that I can borrow? Well, how about 50 cents.
 Please, O.K. now I'm begging. I really need your help.

The winning Lottery numbers for Tom "Hopefully"  7-25-32-36-38-42 (Good
 Luck)  The Kid

In love?Need Advice? how about music or   middle-eastern music? jokes
 and lots of  COOL LINKS HERE!!!

The winning Lottery numbers for Tom "Hopefully"  7-25-32-36-38-42 (Good
 Luck)  The Kid

A really friendly ADVICE COLOMN!  I'll give you the best advice I can!
 Why I'm doing this? Well my friends   always ask me for advice, because
 I tell  them what I think and not what they want to hear!  If you want
 answers it's here!  "page created on Feb.11th 1997"

A really friendly ADVICE COLOMN!  I'll give you the best advice I can!
 Why I'm doing this? Well my friends   always ask me for advice, because
 I tell  them what I think and not what they want to hear!  If you want
 answers it's here!  "page created on Feb.11th 1997"

IF you can deal with an HONEST friendly advice?  YOUR AT THE RIGHT PLACE
 THEN!  Why i wanna do this? WELL,my firends like  my advice, coz I say
 what I think and not what   they want to hear! so you'll get my honest
 answer   but you might not like it!  check it out!!!!!!  "CREATED ON
 FEB 11th 1997"

I like the site a lot .. Cy does an EXCELLENT job (since she truly is a
 Goddess)!!    M :)

Well, ok .. I'll play nice THIS time :)  Cy is an EXCELLENT choice ..
 she IS a Goddess, after all :)  M :)

Which would be worse for you, being the monkey that flys out of the
 butt, or the butt when the monkey flys out of it??

What's up sucka'. This music you got in the background is jammin'. This
 page is cool(better than my page) Late, sucka'

Great Page.  I'm coming back of the screen savers later.  And I love
 Andrew's poem.  Long live Nimbin

**The prerequisite Net jargon: *ROFLMWCAOPMP*!    **My opinion of the
 "Classic" messages: GRRRR8T!!    **My opinion of the people who left
 these great  pearls of wisdom: Who left the computers on so  these
 people could get in? Wasn't me, so by process  of elimination it
 must've been you!    **Warning to all future net users: TURN YOUR
 MACHINE  OFF WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH! THEN THESE PEOPLE WON'T   BE ABLE TO
 LEAVE INANE REMARKS IN THE GUESTBOOKS  OF THOSE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO
 OPERATE THE ON   SWITCH OF ONE OF THESE INFERNAL MACHINES!    **On
 second thought: LEAVE 'EM ALL ON, AT LEAST   THEY GIVE US SOMETHING TO
 LAUGH AT!!    **My pronouncement for the day: Stupid people  shouldn't
 breed.

**OOOPS! Forgot the prerequisite rhetorical queston:   How can people
 who cannot read the simple request  not to write HTML code in the
 guestbook, and the  notification that it won't work anyway figure out
 how to write HTML code at all?

**OOOPS! Forgot the prerequisite rhetorical queston:   How can people
 who cannot read the simple request  not to write HTML code in the
 guestbook, and the  notification that it won't work anyway figure out
 how to write HTML code at all?

**OOOPS! Forgot the prerequisite rhetorical queston:   How can people
 who cannot read the simple request  not to write HTML code in the
 guestbook, and the  notification that it won't work anyway figure out
 how to write HTML code at all?

Just surfing the net and found this page.  Just what I have been looking
 for a guestbook to sign.     Happy Valentines Day to the world.  Give
 yourself a big hug or better yet give someone close a big hug.

Well, I've never licked a spark plug, and I've never sniffed a stink
 bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big, red rubber ball, and I've
 never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings, and I've
 never been to Boston in the fall!!!    umm...um...I'm a CUcumBER!!!
 (from VeggieTales, you should watch it. it's good.)    now from our OWN
 warped minds:  when Piglet holds a wooden star and yells, "REIJORFIGEE"
 he may get a splinter.

the only reason I am signing this is because I'm on a Java-high right
 now.....MUST PRESS PRETTY BUTTONS.....MUST TYPE PRETTY WORDS.....
 (buuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

Herro people,              I don't have a home page but I saw   your
 classic guest book entries and I thought   they were so funny so I
 decided to leave my mark   on the net for the whole world 2 C.
 Anyways I got to your site trying to look   up wicca.  I havn't found
 it but thats ok I'll   keep looking.  I think paula's cool but toms
 kinda a   downer.  The entry from outer space reminded me   of one of
 my friends.  Now i'm gonna show u some of my perty faces.  >:->
 DEVILISH  :-}      squeemish but happy  *<:-}    CLOWN  :-00000000
 MEGA SURPRISED  :-@@@@@@@@@@  SCREAMING      Wanna know a way to get
 somebody to talk to u  on a chat sight?  To bad your gonna find out
 anyway!  What u do is you say somebody talk to me  please
 (sniff,cry,sob). It works every time.       Anyways I'm audi.  I'm sure
 your sick of me   anyway.                               >:->
 JoKeR17      P.S.    Mail me back
 ppppppllllllllllleeeeeeeaaaaaassssseeeeee  u are so cool!
 ******************GONE***********************

Ya'll's page is like butter on a bald monkey.

Why dont you losers get a life. Ihave a life but its  crummy. How do you
 feel.  I fell fine.  So here's whayt you do., get a life.   I think I
 will die if you dont ok?

Hello World. My name is Pip Pepperpot and I have some Confusious sayings
 for you all to read.  1) Life is a giant excuse to do Stuff.  2) In
 life you only really need to know two things, Thingy #1 and Thingy #2.
 What those      Things are I haven't the foggiest.  3) Your only young
 once but you can be immature forever.  4) You can't drive until your
 sixteen and you can;t be sixteen until you drive.  5) Violence is our
 God-given right to smash someones' head against a curb until their
 brains ooze out like custard from an unlocked Zip-Lock bag.  6) If
 you're going to speak rubbish expect pain.  7) If you don't take your
 prescribed medication the walls begin to melt and people go all swirly.
 8) It's better to have loved and to have lost than listen to an album
 by Olivia Newton John.  9) If you're ever traped in a parallel
 universe, remain calm, if you panic, it only gets worse.  10)NEVER,
 EVER LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP, YOU'LL REGRET IT!

Hello everyone, I came back to say hello once more. And to get some
 things off my chest. Have you ever put a Hamster in a microwave just to
 hear the "Pop"? "Jesus walks into an Inn, he hands the Inn-Keeper three
 nails and asks "Can you put me up for the night?""  ThermoNuclear
 Warfare is a God-given right to watch peoples' flesh quickly melt and
 disolve off their bones, then observe hoe the bones slowly turn black.
 "Fluffy Bunny goes Hippity Hop, Hippity hop, hehehehe.....Whoa! Acid
 flashback, cool! Head too full! Want new one. Well, Goodbye for now.

I am in love with a man and i havent quite met him or even heard of him
 yet.  But he is out there, and i know he talks like "Ash" from the Evil
 Dead series.and i do not place a high standard on appearences, but if i
 had a choice he would look like todd louiso and dress like him, too.
 It is Valentine's Day, and although none of us know why we actually
 celebrate it, we do. i must be off. have a fantastic 1997, folx. oh
 yeah! *duh* and the page is all good, i like Pearl Jam quite a bit,
 etc.

st.valentines day feb.14 24:00hr  just read the funny comment about paul
 shaming his mustache (see top 100 guest book entries) and this one came
 to mind.  joke: army barber to new recruit...would you like to keep
 your sideburns?  new  recruit "ya! sure would!"  army barber "here,
 catch".  the end  can't you just hear the army barber saying this line
 over and over again all day, and he never tires of it, only, one day
 his co workers get tired of it.  so they do disgusting things with his
 coffee, yet surprisingly he never notices, the barber enjoys his work
 and his own warped sense of humor so much, he's  in a constant state of
 oblivion... the moral here (like you need me moralizing you?)i think is
 that if you love your work, everything else becomes secondary.
 life is like that.

st.valentines day feb.14 24:00hr  just read the funny comment about
 someone shaving his his mustache and this one came to mind.  joke: army
 barber to new recruit...would you like to keep your sideburns?  new
 recruit "ya! sure would!"  army barber "here, catch".  the end  can't
 you just hear the army barber saying this line over and over again all
 day, and he never tires of it, only, one day his co workers get tired
 of it.  so they do disgusting things with his coffee, yet surprisingly
 he never notices, the barber enjoys his work and his own warped sense
 of humor so much, he's  in a constant state of oblivion... the moral
 here (like you need me moralizing you?)i think is that if you love your
 work, everything else becomes secondary.      life is like that.

Best page I've came across, yet!

Hey:    This site is the GREATEST thing since Sliced Bread.    I thought
 it was so great I added your URL to    njaol.com      Rog

Auh,my um,wha,whaa,what?my mango,apple ,ripple d ,ripple dum  who ate my
 girlfreind's,mom's,dog'sugar plum.so come on down  to the loco
 commotio, where 311's new home is in motion.  if you like 311 ---
 you'll love my page.=)    oh yah you guys got a nice page yourself.
 LATER,LOCO

I don't know quite what to make of this site; it seems bizarre, but not
 entirely dangerous.  May I download your awards for my web page?

>What's an Irishman's definition of foreplay?  >  >Please!(!)
 (I love that one.)

I love you both. I want you both to love me. I want to get an orgy going
 with you both. Lets get it on!!!!!

Things to do on a Saturday morning: 1) Eat breakfast  2) Find a large
 package of Sinder Blocks and the rest   writes itself. 3) Visit
 neighbours' gardens and   collect a bucket full of slugs, next smash
 them up with   the blunt end of a hockey stick and stick a block of
 fire-crackers in the bucket. Light the fuses and throw  it at the
 Jahova Witnesses next door. Stand back and   observe with diabolical
 laughter. 4) When answering the   phone, ask for David. If David is
 there, breathe heavily  and hang-up quickly. 5) Stand while using the
 bathroom,  NOTE: this may pose a problem if you are female. But do  it
 anyway, you never know, it could be fun. 6) Continue  with your hobby
 of growing your arm-pit hairs down to  your knees. If female this could
 seriously destroy  your social life. But please be sure to braid them
 'cause some people are INTO that. If you know what I  mean. 7) Think up
 profound things and write them down   on some idiotic strangers'
 guestbook. NOTE: be sure   not to include your own address, this could
 pose  serious legal problems later in life.

Cool sight... works well... looks great!

This place is really cool!

I can't stand Ken. Barbie is MY woman, ya hear? Mine! I'm the Real
 American Hero, Ken is the Real American Yuppie. Yep, last week I tried
 to get my guys to drop him in the toilet, but it was a no-go... He had
 a pedicure already scheduled. Watch out, Ken! I know your out there...
 Somewhere... And I WILL find you... Amd annialate you! Hahahaha!

I was cruising along and saw the guestbook Goddes logo  of coarse, I had
 to check her out.  Very nifty  idea you have created.... keep visiting
 for the  classics, very good............Now take a short   trip over to
 our house, and every guestbook must  have a goddess sign it....... so
 be on with it :o)

What a lot of fun!  I particularly liked "Best Search Engine Failure.  I
 suspect if it   were me, Id have been disappointed too.. though I never
 thought much about "sex in chattanooga". On another note..  in the
 interest of deliberate obtuseness... I recently heard for the first
 time the expression "I dont know whether to shit or go blind".  Under
 what circumstances  would those become your only choices?

     Toughts of a poet    The hardest piece isn’t to create a love poem.
 The hardest piece is to understand a poem  To read someone’s thoughts
 And take it to the heart    Anyone can write a poem  But does he
 understand it self  I can recognize a poem by its touch  I can feel the
 vibration when it moves to my heart    Hate and sadness  All love and
 joy  But I don’t want to keep all the emotions to my self  I don’t want
 to feel the joy alone    Why should he be the only one to suffer in
 pain   Why should she be the only one who’s crying at night  I don’t
 want to understand a poem if there isn’t anyone to explain it to  Will
 you let me be the one    Love, hate, sadness, joy  I want to share it
 Pain, happiness, hunger, kisses  Share it all with you    Only with you

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Brilliant concept (music?) and quite entertaining   too... The comm(yes
 ...music...)entary from the   two of you adds just the righ(annoying
 music)t   amount of sarcasm to carry over some of the less   pol(very
 annoying....)ished entries... How much   time is in(VERY annoying...
 got to turn it down)  vested in search(...or off...) of these things
 anyw(YES! OFF! that would be good)ay? I'd probab(  OFF NOW!! YES
 GREAT>>HE)ly go a litt(EEE HEEE HAA)le   nuts looki(SILENCE!!!
 NOW!!!HAHAHA)ng through all
 thes(HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHhEheheAHEhEheehehahaeha...)e.

Once upon a time I used to have a guestbook *pout,pout*  But then the
 powers that be decided that I wasn't worthy,and kept losing ALL  my
 entries.Now I have to live vicariously through other peoples
 guestbooks.   Although not as gratifying as having my own book, I no
 longer have the frustration of rushing to see my "new" entries, only to
 discover their are NO entries.  Oh well at least you'll always be here
 for me. Right?

The world is existential and cheeseburgers are good, but I prefer
 chicken although when I die I really won't care will I?

I WAS SHOOTING SOME BIRDS YESTERDAY, AND SUDDENLY I NOTICED, SOMEONE
 FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CANYON I WAS ON WAS LOOKING AT ME SHOOTING
 TWEETIES AND SEAGULLS AND  HAWKS AND STUFF.  I POINTED MY GUN AT HIM
 (BECAUSE I HAD A SCOPE ON IT) AND I STARTED TO LOOK AT HIM.  WHAT
 SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME THOUGH, WAS THAT HE DID THE SAME THING, THEN
 WE JUST SAT THERE STARING AT EACH OTHER WITH OUR GUNS, THEN HE RAN OFF.
 THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Earl Valley II (Guestbook) For Sexy Female Ladies(16+35) To Sign

All you communist haters are going to die..........  erm....can anyone
 help me, i'm a bit of a phsycho and this other bloke keeps taking over
 my mind......  I shall destroy you all, you frog licking scum...l.  see
 what i mean.....better go, I've got napoleon coming round for Brunch

Well, I guess I have to say something good. I   really like your pages,
 but the music isn't my   taste...  I think these pages not just look
 nice,   but they have somnething to say as well. I'll be  back, bye!

Well if I was to see your guestbook I might be as creative.  But anyway
 I saw your link around and was looking for an actual  picture of a
 Guestbook "Goddess" :). The phrase itself is alluring!!  Well Its been
 fun!!  <a href="http://users.nni.com/~scamp/">  <img
 src="http://users.nni.com/~scamp/scottpl.gif"></a>

You people really are crazy.  45% of the WEB populace think you are
 crazy.  45% of the WEB populace suspect you are crazy.  5%  of the WEB
 populace know you are crazy.  5%  of the WEB populace don't suspect
 anything.  I suspect that I am in one of the 5% categories.

I know how Guestbooks are, I am really happy when I get a new   entry.
 The problem is, My site is kind of strange, and most of the   messages
 are derogatory and anonymous.  I am forced to delete them.  NOW THAT IS
 TOUGH.

Go to my kick page.

I was just thinking about how I never sign guestbooks, then I started to
 think about how nobody signs my guestbook.  Maybe because it isn't
 working at the moment, but I don't think that's it.  I think it's a
 conspiracy.  So I decided to start thinking about how much better this
 world would be if it was ruled by me.  But I decided that the world
 would pretty much suck then.  So I'm going to redo my guestbook so it
 works.  Although I still don't think anybody will sign it, seeing as
 how nobody visits my page.  For good reason. At any rate, I'm signing
 this because I have absolutely nothing better to do with my time at the
 moment.  I pity the fool that does nothing but read guestbook messages.
 -- Your friend and mine, David A. Gooch

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why does he still do it?Are clams
 really happy??Are whistles really clean???Reality is only what we see
 it as.  I'm not a pessemist I'm a reality check on life  everyones to
 happy!!!!!!!WHY????????????????????

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why does he still do it?Are clams
 really happy??Are whistles really clean???Reality is only what we see
 it as.  I'm not a pessemist I'm a reality check on life  everyones to
 happy!!!!!!!WHY????????????????????

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why does he still do it?Are clams
 really happy??Are whistles really clean???Reality is only what we see
 it as.  I'm not a pessemist I'm a reality check on life  everyones to
 happy!!!!!!!WHY????????????????????

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why does he still do it?Are clams
 really happy??Are whistles really clean???Reality is only what we see
 it as.  I'm not a pessemist I'm a reality check on life  everyones to
 happy!!!!!!!WHY????????????????????

High! No, High!I just can't get it right!Thankyou for the many hours of
 flatulant fun!you guys are BAD ASS!Party on,and tie one on for me!

Guestbooks were pretty cool when they first  appeared that magical
 summer of 1994.  I had  forgotten just why they were a fad that died  a
 quick death.

One of my friends told me about this page and I thought that I would
 check it out. You have some cool stuff in here. I hope that anyone else
 who comes to this page will sign in the guest book. If they don't then
 they don't know what they are missing.

what is all the discussion regarding today?

Read for 1 hour, you have reached, headache, have you will. Kicks ass,
 page does. Come again, will I yes.  Funny I not try be. Jedi night,
 work good, well force use.   Judge me by my size you will? Think I not.
 Later you see.

I love yer page guys.. I laughed and laughed. I told  everyone on the
 staff channel on my MUX to come here  too, and subsequently got in
 trouble for talking on  the channel about stuff what wasn't game-
 related. But   it was worth it, cuz everyone loved yer page ;)   Except
 the ones that couldn't see it because they  *ahem* weren't using frames
 capable browsers. :)  A few tips:  I think it'd be cool if you could
 find a way to   get the music to automatically switch from one  to
 another.. (or maybe it would just be annoying ;)  and disable the
 crappy side-scroll option on this  guestbook entry form.  --Shena

PLEASE VISIT THIS WEB PAGE AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO GO THERE  PLEASE
 LINK THIS PAGE TO YOUR PAGE THANK YOU

PLEASE VISIT THIS WEB PAGE AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO GO THERE  PLEASE
 LINK THIS PAGE TO YOUR PAGE THANK YOU

OK, let's see how many guestbook rules I can break:  1.  When I was a
 child, my parents used to lock me in a closet and feed me what the dog
 left in his dish.  I was never allowed to go to school, so now I have
 to make up for it by learning myself.  2.  Your page looks good so far,
 I haven't really had a chance to look around.  Probably never will.  3.
 KEWL page man!  U R rockn' dude!  4.  Do you ever get that feeling that
 your head is full of sand and little tiny ants are doing the macarena
 on that beach in your head?  5.  Nice page.  Keep up the good work.
 Nice page.  Keep up the good work.  Nice page.  Keep up the good work.
 Nice page.  Keep up the good work.  6.  hehe  (don't worry I won't do
 it) :)  7.  my email address is holllhloo@wfuedu.  8.  (not quite sure
 what to do with this one)  9.  Your page absolutely sucks.  I don't
 know why anyone would visit this page.  Who wants to read what somebody
 wrote in someone else's guestbook?  It's the stupidest idea I've ever
 heard!  10.  Your so f**king awesome!  Hey Tom, why don't you and me
 get together sometime?  I'm sure you wouldn't be dissapointed!    P.S.
 - please don't take any of this seriously - just trying to have a

OK ,WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS HOW PEOPLE (IDIOTS) COME IN TO A GUESTBOOK
 AND LEAVE THE SAME MESSAGE TWICE   OR EVEN THREE TIMES. DO THEY NOT
 KNOW HOW THIS GUESTBOOK THING WORKS??? DON'T THEY KNOW NO ONE WANTS TO
 HEAR THEIR STUPID MESSAGE TWICE????  CAN THEY NOT FIGURE THIS OUT???
 COME ON PEOPLE GET WITH THE PROGRAM????

OK ,WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS HOW PEOPLE (IDIOTS) COME IN TO A GUESTBOOK
 AND LEAVE THE SAME MESSAGE TWICE   OR EVEN THREE TIMES. DO THEY NOT
 KNOW HOW THIS GUESTBOOK THING WORKS??? DON'T THEY KNOW NO ONE WANTS TO
 HEAR THEIR STUPID MESSAGE TWICE????  CAN THEY NOT FIGURE THIS OUT???
 COME ON PEOPLE GET WITH THE PROGRAM????

OK ,WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS HOW PEOPLE (IDIOTS) COME IN TO A GUESTBOOK
 AND LEAVE THE SAME MESSAGE TWICE   OR EVEN THREE TIMES. DO THEY NOT
 KNOW HOW THIS GUESTBOOK THING WORKS??? DON'T THEY KNOW NO ONE WANTS TO
 HEAR THEIR STUPID MESSAGE TWICE????  CAN THEY NOT FIGURE THIS OUT???
 COME ON PEOPLE GET WITH THE PROGRAM????

Hujasema kwamba siwezi kuandika kiSwahili hapa, halafu nitaifanya. Kama
 unaweza kusoma KiSwahili, SAFI MNO, niandikia e maili! Kama huwezi
 kusoma lugha huu, hamna shida, hutajua nimeandikaje hapa tu! HAHAHA.
 <----- Utaona na fahamu hii tu!  Sasa "site" hii ni nzuri sana.
 Ninaipenda. Nilicheka nyingi wakati niliiona, na nitarudi hapa mara kwa
 mara kuona nini imetokea hapa. Wazee na Vijana, siku njema, na
 kwaherini!    ...sorry... I think my computer spontaneously translated
 my entry into Swahili, whoooa, here it goenda tena! JE? NITAFANYAJE?
 *&48 *gasp* gotta go! luv you all!    SIR JEREMY / MZUNGU - ME / WONKO
 THE SANE, as it may be.

"Something exists for the sole purpose of being  an anchor for another"
 -J.C.V.  The world is degrading and laughes as you give into its filth
 and give it strenght.

"Something exists for the sole purpose of being  an anchor for another"
 -J.C.V.  The world is degrading and laughes as you give into its filth
 and give it strenght.

Well, hello, hello, hello, and another hardy hello to the kid in the
 back.  I think this page is pretty cool and I just wanted to wish you
 luck with all the effin wierdos that're gonna try to sign some wierd
 stuff just to try to get in your book, but not me cause I really don't
 care what anybody thinks about me or what the heck I write in your
 stupid book and another thing is that some people are really crying out
 for help when they write all that crap in this thing like the guy with
 the farts...now that was funnier than hell, but he knows he shouldn't
 do that...he could get killed and kill me too, not that I was there i'm
 just saying that people need help not to be laughed at for God's sake.
 bye.

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 Greetings Tom & Paula,<br>  I've been to both of your sites
 before but just   happened to stumble accross a tag that the
 Guestbook Goddess left and I followed it here.   So as long as was here
 I couldn't resist signing.  <br> Keep up the great work & please
 stop by to  sign my guestbook ;^)  </font>    <CENTER>
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Hi, - What a nice site - and a place to laugh,   very entertaining. And
 the thing about when you  wait for your own first Guestbook-entry - Oh,
 I  remember so well, I had it just like you.  Still I go check it every
 day - also I give a  reply to all entries.   I simply love Guestbooks
 and I do get a little  disappointed when I go to a page - and there's
 no Guestbook !!  I've bookmarked your page - coming back for more
 laughs.  Have a Nice & Happy day - both of you.  Yours, Susanne

You wanna see Korean Movies?  Come to me and see the master pieces!!!

I've never written any classic messages before, only extra lousy ones!
 I'm lazy to think of The Classic Message.

Please, please, please, please, please put this in the 100 most classic
 guestbook entries of all time. I'll give you money.

Har Har Har-  Yah that was so FRUITY, Those are some of the mosy
 juiciest yummy comments I have ever read, I need a good solid glass of
 OJ  right now, o wait no, he's like in jail or something, who knows,
 all I know is that damn case has been going on FOR EV VER!!!!!  I wish
 it would end soon i think we have trotally milked the OJ jokes. DOn't
 you???  That guest book thingy do bicky was kinda silly, and My friend
 said that she like the one that said go to hell, coz her favorite saing
 is Go to hel hahahaha se yah later

Oh my gosh!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA guess what just
 happened? I just ran over a bird... Wow, I've never felt so good in my
 life. And afterward, I went back an picked it up and ate it... Tight
 there on the road, whole... it was great... you should try raw raven
 sometime... It was so warm and gooey inside... Yummy... should I brush
 my teeth?

Hey cool website guys! I especially like the one about  the MAGGOT
 INFESTED MAN maybe I should invite him   to come and eat the SUL ROSS
 STATE UNIVERSITY cafeteria  food, it's gross enough to gag a maggot!!
 My website should be complete soon drop by in a few   weeks.

Hi!  Dont you think its a pain when everyone´s trying to write something
 really funny, just to make it into your really great pages?   Well if
 you don´t... and you really like reading all those sick things people
 write, then I have this number to a really good psykiatrist.    Not to
 take seriously ... Bye!!!

You horrible, pathetic pieces of shit.  This is why our nations children
 are growing up maniacal.  You should be ashamed of yourselfs. Burn in
 Hell!  Thank you.

You know....my brain just went numb. I totally forgot what I was going
 to say.   ACK...HACK...COUGH...hairball....Anyway, all silliness
 aside...You guys RAWK OUT!

UH....  well this is a very interesting page, do you ever change the old
 message.  I mean for god's sake I've seen those same damm messages for
 like ever, what are they the top 100 since 1985?!!  I'm sick of them
 okay, I'm sure everyone else is too!!  Well you guys seem like very
 happy people why????!!  Did you know this world is going to end the
 aleins are comming and I'm going to run for president$$$$$yep*  P:s PUT
 NEW MESSAGES DAMMIT!!!!

HI MOM!!!!!!:) I'M GOIN' TO DISNEY LAND!!!!!!:)

Congratulations on a job well done.  Whatever hope I had for the future
 of the human race has now been swept away by reading the  entries you
 have compiled. My opinion that people are becomming a bunch of mindless
 morons,  idiots and crazed lunatics has been justified.  The most
 shocking thing is the fact that some people tend to babble on and on
 with no beginning or end.   The situation is so upsetting that I have
 an irresistable urge to weld a washing machine to my head and run
 around wearing a long red cape and putting on my undies over my pants.
 Nonetheless.. it is a brilliant page. I shall list this among my
 favourite pages: "the englebert humperdink tribute page" and "the
 online guide to successful people management, as devised by idi amin,
 slobodan milosevic and political cartoonists".  have a nice day.