The Guestbook from March 1996

OF COURSE the number one winner only found your site when he entered
 "vegomatic"; you both share the dubious distinction of being the Only
 People on the Entire Net Unable to Spell Vegamatic. What is American
 kitchen culture coming to?   For a sensitive treatment of the Vegamatic
 (and all those other treasured Ronco implements), please see%0

Twinkies? where are the Twinkies? Someone said there would be Twinkies
 here!

Mans Got to know his Limitations

Hello from spokane,wa from Ruth.

Let me see now... I'm in their silly guestbook.   How do I come to the
 private note area? The <TAB>   key have worked so far to change
 input fields,  let's try it.. well that didn't work. Maybe I   should
 use the <ENTER> key...  No that's no good. Oh yes! now I know.
 That's what  this thingie with the long wire at one end is for!
 Greetings from Olov in Sweden (It's a rather early  Saturday morning)

Never forget that one banana is worth twenty chili peppers in the mind
 of a horse-fly.

I was brewing some coffee tis morn and realized that without tomsworld
 my life would be a watered down cup of decaf served in a wax cup.

  The only word to define this wonderland is: AMAZING. I just love coke.

Hello to Jennifer (Dec.4th). Still want a friend?  We can talk over this
 guest book. Perhaps we can  be of interest to ourselves and others.
 Tell me a-  bout yourself and I will reply. Remember any one  can read
 this. As for myself. I am a homemaker   staying up late. Had to wait
 for the Texas Lotto  drawing worth 8M. Of course I did not win. If I
 had I would not be here.   Well, perhaps we can talk later. If I can
 ever    find the Guest Book again.
 Sincerely,                                Joyce Elaine

Nothing earth shattering, just enjoyed your page and wanted you to know.
 If you don't have Coca-Cola running through your veins you don't
 understand the fascination.  TGBWC

She's the best thing since sliced bread

Hi! The idea of giving everyone an opportunity to   <B> be known
 to the world</B> is amazing. I hope   though, that just a faint
 percentage of the internet   surfers pay a visit to   <a
 href="http://130.225.228.50/cgi-dos/guestbk.pl">  <IMG
 SRC="http://hdc.hha.dk/~ab/gif/barney.gif">   B.Arne's
 guestbook</a>.

I was sitting back sipping an ice cold coke when the idea popped into
 my head that visitting a coke web page would be a wonderful idea. Now
 here I am.

Wow, your page has given new meaning to guestbook signing.  Never again
 will I sign a guestbook the same way.  You have definately inspired a
 whole new generation of guestbook signers, who will have kids and in
 turn, produce more guestbook signers.  Eventually, this page will set
 the standards for guestbook signing everywhere and you will be able to
 control the minds of people everywhere.  Cool.

At the moment I can't think of anything because  X-Files Season 3 is
 starting on Sky One

ummm...Hi?  okay whatever...this is fun...kinda...yeah...uh huh  this is
 weird. it just stopped raining.okey dokey  bye
 bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi!  I'm here for a school project.  Umm...this is weird.  I don't
 really know what to say.  I'm not a  dork, I swear.  At least, I
 don't think so...  Have a nice day!  =)

I got my first guest book entry today and it was a lovely   insult on my
 web page and programming talents (I'm a student  of video game
 programming.)   Hopefully, they'll get better.

Coka-Cola the next symbol to represent the peace and friendship of all
 to come.  The never ending wrap-around symbol of the Coca-Cola company
 represents the world's   largest hug of peace and everlasting
 friendship.  Always Coca-Cola, Always FRIENDSHIP  Peace be with you!

I love Coca-Cola and my Michael!  Coca-Cola is it.  Always Coca-Cola  .

Check out my home page!  I´ll say no more.

"A divinity that shapes our ends, rough-hew them how we will" -
 Shakespeare  Seriously, I'm looking for the Flora-Bama lounge.

One of the best homepages on the net.  Good Job.

So.......ummmmmmm....I wuz here....(but I guess u no that).....and
 <cough>....so how's the weather where u are?

I Love the guestbook thingy!!

What do you call a pile of naked men?    A Scrotum pole.        More
 useless info for your guestbook

no comments

I was just wonderin, where the hell is the homepage part of of this?!?!?
 all is see is this stupid guestbook!!!!!!!!  and you keep bitchin at me
 to to sign it!!!!!!!!!!!!!  grrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah and another
 thing.   how can you say sign the guestbook when you can't really sign
 it cause your on a computer??? didnt think of that didya!?!??!?!
 hahahhahaa!!!!!!!!!!    what the hell is aminomethyl propanol??  ive
 been puttin it in my armpits for a while now, and i was wonderin if it
 does damage...

This, uh, is a nice site you got here. Be a shame if something were
 to...happen to it. (Malevolent laughter) You have until Tuesday to give
 me the Cheez Wiz, then you die. :-)

I'm warm and fuzzy because of the pages color   scheme.  Came to learn.
 Did.  Will be back to  URL you too when my page is done.  Momma said
 "... gotta be nice and share!"   ?? what's the relationship re: paula &
 tom??

damnit.   my hands really hurt...  since the keyboard is made totally
 from rock your fingers get kinda raunchy after awhile.  As you know, I
 am a big tv star...  So I'm going to perfectly frank with you.  I've
 been cheating on Wilma...  I  know what you're thinking, "That SOB how
 could he do that to Wilma!??!"  Well see Betty is so hot, and Wilma is
 well...  you know..  Wilma.  And plus I think that little shit Barney
 has been Bonkin Pebbles!!!  I'd kick his ass but he's got that stupid
 kid Bam Bam, who could whip my ass... Wait a minute, why am I telling
 you guys this!??!?   I just described everything in the next flinstones
 movie.  damnit damnit damnit..  ah well i think it was necessary to

Hello Cyber-space, Drop by my page and say hi or ask questions if you
 like.  Thats why I set up my page.

This is quite strange...to see what F**ked  up things other people are
 stoopid enuff to   write.  Well, aff an another trip...lalalala

If there is anyone out ther that would like to question a cop regarding
 what they do, why they do it, or just about any questions you would
 like to ask a cop then please come to my page and contact me. I will be
 very happy to answer your questions to the best of my knowledge and
 ability.  This is my first try at a Home Page but I expect to be up
 grading it soon. with a guest book and some other fine things.

I just happen to stumbled across this page. What a fun place to stumbled
 upon.  Speaking of which I just came back from my first experience in
 Snow Boarding I properly won't be able to sit straight without thinking
 who's crazy idea was it to go SNOW BOARDING durning a snow storm.
 Ouch!

I came here to sit and think,  All I did was shit and stink !

Cool page. Love the messages!

Life used to be sad and misurable, but then I  found this Guestbook,
 tried it and you know what?  It really worked. Now I'm sad and
 misurable with  a Guestbook.

I'm just out trying to be the first Sheriff ever to do  something! Am I
 the first Sheriff to sign, Or do I  need to keep trying? This is a good
 place to visit  I enjoyed reading some of the top100.

I', doing a Beta test for a new ISP & was told to surf the net...I'm not
 sure how I got here, but it's cool... Hope to find my way back...P.S.
 I'm a newbie...

This Web Page is design for all Musicians, Advertise & Messages,
 searching for Cyber-pals, etc.

Hi!                    This is a sign: /\/+    /Mikkel

I like dogs.  All kinda dogs.  Big dogs, small dogs  smelly dogs, hot
 dogs.  Have a doggy dog day.  Bow wow.

SEX,DRUGS, ROCK N' ROLL,  SPEED, WEED, BIRTH CONTROL  LIFE'S A BITCH AND
 THEN YOU DIE  SO F*** THE WORLD AND LET'S GET HIGH!!!

Your choice of colors leaves me somewhat amazed,  however I am a firm
 believer in substance over form  and your site's content more than
 makes up for its   stale mustard appearance.  I just acquired a
 guestbook  and would appreciate all the help I can get getting   it
 filled up with witticisms from all of you budding   Balzacs.

<B>Hello,  My name is Joe Guarine.    Nice Homepage, Great job you
 did with your site.    Come visit me and sign my guestbook as well!
 SITE:  http://ddi.digital.net/~joe01    <IMG ALIGN=bottom
 SRC="http://ddi.digital.net/~joe01/serpicon.jpg">............
 <IMG ALIGN=bottom SRC="http://ddi.digital.net/~joe01/joe.jpg">
 Take a journey into the Land of the Dragon!      Thank You! </B>

Come see me...  *grins*  My page(s) are continually in a state of
 upgrade  right now since I am just now starting to write my  own HTML
 code. It's a lot easier than I thought.

Ithink all rollerbladers suck!!

SWM ISO SWF  Interests include:  WAN TCP/IP PPP C++ HTML CGI 3AM &
 MT.DEW  Dislikes: IBM & Bill Gates  Intrested parties should have a
 strong  working knowledge of systems administration  or a fast UNIX
 box.

<center><applet
 codebase="http://www.netxpress.com/~eddiek/LED/LED/" code="LED.class"
 width=410 height=46 align=center>       <param name="script"
 value="http://www.netxpress.com/~eddiek/LED/scripts/main1.led">
 <param name="border" value="2">       <param
 name="bordercolor" value="0,0,128">       <param
 name="spacewidth" value="3">       <param name="wth"
 value="100">       <param name="font"
 value="http://www.netxpress.com/~eddiek/LED/fonts/main.font">
 <param name="ledsize" value="3">           <hr>       If

Great page...good thing I thought it! Eh Eh, KnowwhatImean
 KnowwhatImean, nudge, nudge.  And now for something  completely
 different:                       (__)              ( oo    /\
 LOVE THE PAGE.          ____/\_|   /  \          HERE IS A URINATING
 COW.         (    )     /  __\_________              |    |\   /  \   \
 /            |    |\\ /    \___\_____/_         \_|__/^^-
 (________)            /    \         \      /        /      \
 /______\       ^       ^

yeah, right, as if i would leave a msg to be  chewed by taula and pom --
 or vas it vice versa??

Illigitimi non carborundum est! Great site, I really  enjoyed reading
 the Top 10 and Top 100. Enjoyed the  Graphics as well.

Well, Ok I know, it's a terrible page but so what? The only one with
 Alain in any case... As everybody visiting has to say hi, I guess my
 next remark must be "Hej!" er sida är väldigt trevlig och spirituell...
 yepp, you've filled a goap on the net, congratulations. Will I ever get
 the courage to get a page of my own?? I would fill it with madness and
 Alain.... Simma Lugnt!!! You're now number 26 om my bookmarks list...

Thanks for the usefull information and tips.

ever get the feeling your sanity was forming up into 2 inch tall plastic
 toy warriors who were painting themselves purple then marching out your
 ear and down your arm ,as you lie drooling on the floor, into the
 center of the room where they have erected a monument to the Dark god
 ,useing your errector set, which they now circle and bow too while
 chanting GRRR OOO AAHH KOOO, while your pet dogs watch them and dance
 the mambo

Sometimes the Internet is like a bad restaurant, some servers won't give
 you what you order.

First-  Your web page sucks!  It's really stupid.  I mean, really
 stupid.  I live in a hick town, and your homepage was boring. So do
 something because if you don't,  i guarentee this page will bomb.  of
 course, this could be a page for "i read Cathy first in the comic
 strips"people, and if that's the case, you ought to be ashamed of
 yourselves!  Second-  Get rid of the '..what tom thinks..." nobody
 cares what you think of their quotes, so just leave 'em out.  Third-
 Get a life.  Fourth-  Anarchists rule, and we could think up a better
 homepage than this!

I'm not very good at sending classic messages but if u like you can
 make this a classic message....   My ego deserves it.

I have this page, which I hope you'll drop by and check out, and I have
 a new page I'm designing dedicated to a Knight In Shining Armor.
 Gwen Morse  The Transcontinental Housewife

The Azimuth rectal bloodline taxi children were our   favorites...
 We love you,    Leaf & Zia

Hello! Everybody!  I'm Matthew Tse.  I'm new in internet!  I always goto
 ipoline or vol to chat!  Everybody can go!  haha  Boring all
 time.........

Harlow !!!    Cool burn marks you have there!  Probably too hot a page
 to handle ...    <a href="http://www.singnet.com.sg/~sengchoe"
 target=_top><img src="http://www.singnet.com.sg/~sengchoe/visit8-
 ).GIF" border=0></a>

Harlow !!!    Cool burn marks you have there!  Probably too hot a page
 to handle ...    <a href="http://www.singnet.com.sg/~sengchoe"
 target=_top><img src="http://www.singnet.com.sg/~sengchoe/visit8-
 ).GIF" border=0></a>

here are my favourite links, find some informaions about slovenia „

One day Newt Gingrich (Speaker of the House of  Represenatatives) and
 The Pope (Head of the Catholic  Church) went fishing.  The reporters
 all lined up  along the docks to watch the spectacle.  Then, when  The
 Pope cast his line, his pole went with it,   leaving just the handle in
 his hand.  The pole  floated in the water 10 feet away.  Then, Newt
 got out of the boat, and walked on top of the water  to the pole and
 retrieved it.  The headlines the  next day all screamed: "NEWT GINGRICH
 CAN'T SWIM!"  --Slick

E-mail is private, The guestbook is not...  So I must be clever, look
 like a hotshot!  Your page is too cool! Makes mine look too stinky...
 Maybe others won't know...if with you I don't 'linky'...
 Seriously....love your page!!!!