The March Guestbook

Groooooooovy!! This site is er...ummm...WoW...  awesome...a must see!! I
 am always looking for   a place to find <pardon the expression>
 KICK***  webpages and yours is beautifully done!!!! I will  be back
 again and again! Thanks....*wink*  Cher

Hi there,    I once signed a guest book because I noticed that this page
 had a counter on it.  thinking that the owner would reply I foolishly
 wrote a note asking him where he got it from.  a few weeks go by and I
 forgot all about it. Then out of the blue this guestbook godess????
 writes to me and is very helpful. But then also in the same breath, or
 finger stroke  she reminds me of my age( I am a 56 yr old lady.)    Do
 I take offence? I think not! I am very proud of the fact that an old
 dog like me can learn new tricks.  So all you younger people out there
 watch out. I'll end up surfing to your page if you write to me like she
 did.   You might know more about html or computers in general, but
 remember this. I've only been at this for six months   and I get
 better, faster and if my mind (old person joke) holds up, I'll be a web
 godess someday. hehehehe.    And you thought your parents were bad,
 Renate Olson ( Majain )

I am one of the few Icelandic vikings and I'm good looking to, so write
 to me.

I forgot the .com on my e-mail adress, sorry.

HI WHATS UP THIS IS PRETTY COOL.(Giggles)  Hello this is Firestarter
 Just wanted to chat.

HI WHATS UP THIS IS PRETTY COOL.(Giggles)  Hello this is Firestarter
 Just wanted to chat.

What's the story, morning glory? Amusing site you  have here...
 definitely the quintessence of   guestbooks here. Just out of
 curiosity, though...  what possessed you to actually go digging through
 guestbooks in the first place? ;)

I love Softbaby's page. I think she is a very gorgous looking gal.

Hi there. I was just checking my gustbook entries and  I saw a link to
 yours at LPage. Anyhew before I  started surfing the web what I did
 with my time was  that I thought a lot... Thoughts like,  "If cows go
 'moo', what do Moose say?"  "If the plural for mouse is mice, how come
 the plural  for house isn't hice?"  "Why is reality created from
 dreams?"  -Hey.. I didn't say it was all productive thoughts ;-)
 Please tell me what you think.

I signed your guestbook, then said to myself, "Self!" I said, "Maybe you
 should read this alleged guest book first, it could be a collecting
 place of crazy weird and deranged people."  So check I did, and lo and
 behold, the music was a dead giveaway.  Yep, fruit loops the whole lot.
 So I said "Self!  You will fit right in with this crowd"  So here I am
 back to leave me monika in the book again.  But damn, the whole
 experience has been so draining I may well have to start snorting
 prozac to get it to work after this.  And who the hell are Paula and
 Tom!!!  Wow, at the last minuted I discovered a button called 'Enter'.
 Wish that had been at the beginning, then I wouldn't have had  to keep
 scrolling back to keep my place.  "I typed slowly for you, you see, but
 so slowly I kept forgetting what forgetting what forgetting where I was
 up to.  Ha ha, its been fun.  Ta Ta, oh and Dont throw shrimp on the
 barbie, it is cruel.

How interesting these messages are - but a blah-blah-blah message leaves
 me cold, non-inspired, and wishing for something more exciting!

Hey, I have discovered the meaning of life, but I'm  not going to tell
 you.  Anyway, I will tell you how  to be popular, smart, and rich. Use
 the word Crazy   at least once in every sentence.  Bye.

Hello every one i'm  14 and if you want to thak whit me (on irc) my name
 is Supergixl!(i'm a femelle):)

Hello every one i'm  14 and if you want to thak whit me (on irc) my name
 is Supergixl!(i'm a femelle):)

Oh, man. This is getting harder and harder.  I bet I'm going to flunk
 this worse that my   aptitude test. Then again I couldn't do   worse
 than I did on that urine test...Shoulda studied.  Oh yeah... I'm
 supposed to write something..  Tell you what if anyone has any ideas,
 you..  No, wait..   Maby I'd better let you talk to the guy that  has
 control over my left brain..   Hey Jimbo! Hmmm.. He's asleap..  WOW!!
 LOOK!! On top of your computer!!!  clunk,clunk,clunk,slam.

Don't people that use tons of tags in here look stupid?  Oh. yeah.......
 I know the meaning of life!!!!!!  Wait.. NO!   I know the meaning to
 life!!!!!  It's....... Wait.. Oh yeah! 42!  Never mind.

Just dropped in to tell you "Hi!"    No classic message of wit or wisdom
 Just "Hello" and now "Goodbye!"

              I was just looking at you top 100  classic guest book
 entries, when I saw the horror!  The 10th classic entrie had the
 stupidest entrie.  Amagin, somebody tisk tasking your fine guest-
 books. And trust me, I've been to that guy's   stupid page and this is
 what I have to say:            TWISTED ZONE? TISK TASK!  Ha! that's
 what I have to say to that guy!

HA!  Made you look!

I love your web site. Not perhaps the making mad   passionate love on a
 South Sea Island beach type  love, but certainly the walking hand-in-
 hand   through sylvan glades type love. You have the   cutest frames I
 have seen, and I would love to  run my fingers through your fonts.
 Cheers, Eddie

I like to sit in dark rooms and play with myself ... I'm not really
 crazy, just a lonely old guy plugging away his boring existence, day in
 and day out.  Don't talk to me ... I'll just stare blankly at you until
 you go away crying.      What do I do?  I'm a circus clown.  I like the
 orange hair and big feet.  I have this thing for feet.

LOVE=PAIN=PLEASURE...SO BE CAREFUL

I was looking for a counter online and a guest book when I came across
 your homepage. Your Homepage is very nice I enjoyed having the chance
 to view it. I'll be back.   From: Heather L. Kennedy

I like bacon and I think you're denying your inner child with all these
 silly snotball questions.  Put my webpage in your hall of fame
 (whatever that is). How's the guy in your bathroom doing? Still there?
 How's the weather in California?

8 days to my national board exam, and here I am, abolsutely addicted to
 this guest book thingy. Hi my name is auxx and I am an Guestbookaholic.
 Life as we know it IS a perfect metaphor for guestbook.

Live it up!

I think I like your home page, but I'm not sure. Its like when they came
 out with the new coke, you tasted it but weren't really sure if you
 liked it. It must have happened to a lot of people cause they brought
 back the coke classic afterwards. (just when everyone started liking
 the new coke, bummer) Then you had to decide whether or not to switch
 back to classic coke, and when you did switch back, IT tasted funny! I
 personally stayed with the new coke. What did you do? I'm not sure what
 all this could mean, but if I go on to other home pages, I could like
 those better. Or not. (I never liked Pepsi)

Brilliant idea, 100 classic messages.  Please sign my guest book, on my
 page soon...

I laughed *SO* hard while reading your Top 100, my retainer came flying
 out my mouth  and it hit the computer monitor. Then, I laughed some
 more. The last time I've flung   my retainer at my computer was when I
 was talking to a friend online, and I sneezed   and my retainer flew
 out and hit the screen. It really is funny to watch. Gee, I guess   I
 gotta find something better to do with my time, huh. I think I have
 English homework.  Oh well, your page is way KEWL! Keep me laughing,
 just pray my orthodontic appliances  stay in my mouth. I'm sure they
 could take an eye out or something. :)

Yo! Whoa! The last note was from my Way-DUH Bro! INTELLECTUAL FODDER FOR
 YOU WIREHEADS>>>>What's the best way for the owner of the
 Dallas Cowboys to raise capital to pay off his income taxes? Sell the
 "star" on their helmets to Texaco? Franchise the cheerleaders?  WHY DID
 NO ONE SHOW UP AT YOUR SUPERBOWL PARTY?  Whoever heard of a cheese and
 beer party in Boston!  WHAT SHOULD YOU NOT HAVE DONE TO IMPROVE YOUR
 SUPER BOWL PARTY? Dig up Pete Rozelle and prop him on your couch!  HOW
 CAN YOU TELL THE WEED EATER BOWL WAS TOO GOOD FOR NOTRE DAME? Alumni
 still trim their yards with scissors! HAD ENOUGH? heh, heh, heh....
 NOW, YOU need to visit OUR way cool web page and sign OUR GUESTBOOK!
 COME ON DOWN to.... OWL 123'S WONDERFUL WAY COOL WEB PAGE...
 AT....http://www.infohwy.com/~evernew.  Leave a paw print, an owl
 dropping, or even a hi 5???? heh, heh!

The sort of page that makes you stop and think and then forget to start
 again  Great stuff !!

There are five of us that inhabit Magenta's Mysterious Dream but you
 only usually see four. There's Kelly, the human who we   all resemble
 in earthly appearance, Angelbreath the angel, Dana Scully (well guess
 for yourself!), Magenta the kinky one, and myself, the poltergeist.
 I usually hang around in Kelly's room. Sometimes she gets pissed off
 with me  because I don't like some of her posters and thus, pull them
 off the walls. She has a  mirror near her sister's desk that faces a
 wall. She says it's there for me. She never  looks into it, because she
 fears she might see something of a world she is not used  to. Late at
 night, I often stand by the dining room window and watch her typing on
 the computer. I don't do much to her, but if something goes wrong, she
 always  blames it on me! That's the problem with being a poltergeist.
 I'm not quite sure what I can say. All I know is ( and I'm not sure
 that Kelly realises  this) is that I'm here to get people to look at
 Magenta's page, and if anyone stands in my way, they'll  experience the
 wrath that is, Phoenix the Poltergeist.

I couldn't help but sign your guestbook.  This is so exciting for me!
 It's probably the most special guestbook I've ever signed.  I mean,
 it's The guestbook for a page about nothing but guestbooks.  I'm not
 really sure what I should write.  What if I don't say the right thing?
 What if I mess up the coolest guestbook by saying something really
 dumb?  I don't want to make the whole guestbook look silly.  I want it
 to remain the Guestbook of all Guestbooks.  Maybe I shouldn't push the
 Sign In Now button.  I mean, if I don't, then the guestbook will remain
 in tact.  But what if I regret it?  I don't know what to do!  Do I push
 it, or not?  Push, ignore, push, ignore.....Calgon, take me
 away!!!!!!!!    Oh the pressure of that little button.

I hope this private note I'm sending isn't going to be shared with
 anyone!  U C, I have this problem...my butt itches alot...and well,
 when I scratch it in public everybody looks at me like I'm some sort of
 weirdo or something...What do u think?  Please don't share this with
 anyone!

Oh jeez, I got them confused!  Can u delete that one?  On second thought
 it was kind of funny....wanna hear a joke?  you don't? well, that's too
 bad...you're going to hear it anyway!!!  The trouble with lawyer jokes
 is that lawers don't think they are funny and no one else thinks they
 are jokes!

Dogs barking can't fly without umbrella

i knw that not many people are ever going to read this but i know that
 atleast i will(after i've finished )and to tell the truth ...i like me.
 Well i'm a bit peed at the moment at my self because my boy friend has
 gone away for 2 months and i wont see him and i've been crying all the
 time and i really wish that i wasn't. I've always really wondered about
 spare ribs you know the ones you eat? well whos spare ribs are they ?I
 dont think there mine.. What about you? My best friend and i decided
 were going to be reincarnated as smurfs, it was a toss up between
 them,bananas in pyjamasand fairies we decided on smurfs though because
 we like the idea of smurf berries and there little houses are so
 adorable if bananas had houses like that  i think we would have gone
 with them but then again some one might eat us!Although i guess
 GARGAMEL will be one to look out for......It's all a bit scary
 really,but i think its better to plan for the after life then just
 stepping into it  .i might try to get my licence tomorrow,if mums going
 into town that is.i wonder were a cats meiow comes from????????And were
 did they get Glow in the dark from???????Does any one want to e-mail

Hell this is guestbook better than some webpages  I've visited keep up
 the good work.

You know, chinese people are funny.  They make me laugh.  And they
 invented blowdarts, (I think).  They'll kill you with them but  you
 wont know cause its like a mosquito bite or something.  Unless you get
 someone to suck out the poison, preferrably a nice looking female.  I
 hope I didnt offend and chinesians in the process of signing this
 guestbook.  Cyonara

         A little poem, just for you. (You know who you are...)
 I'm down in the garden, picking blueberries
 i'm gathering them up in my skirt
 it's all blue and purply and tie-died
 and i'm all blue and purply too
 aren't i beautiful with a purply smile
 and blue hands? pick me up and
 you can be purply and blue too!
 have a blueberry!
 *love* elmyra duff

wow.. it's 0500 and I'm sitting here after 13 hours of being logged on
 and now I do find somthing to brighten my day.  Actually, I thought the
 darn page was funny.  I wasn't sure what to think of first when I saw
 this, but after going thru it I can see why you guys started this.
 Classic.  As you can probally tell, I ramble and I don't give a care
 about my speeling.  Like I care. I'm on my 3rd pot of coffee and right
 now I'll say whatever I want.    Nah... I close this up.  And BTW, I
 know the best reason to not include HTML in guestbooks...  I tought my
 friend St James a lil trick with Java script.  If you want to see it
 check out the page I listed here.. it's his.  Think you'll love it....
 Enough of this rambling... I need a shower and to head to work.
 Laters...

Historical and genealogical links

I just put my guestbook in yesterday and I agree..Seeing the messages is
 a THRILL!!  Please come and sign mine so I can get more emotional !!
 You can visit my whole site [ which is still being constructed and
 changes on a daily basis] or you can go directly to my guestbook
 at:http://members.tripod.com/~nayarita/conind.htm  I love your site
 !!!!

um...anything that doesn't kill you, makes you  stronger!

um...anything that doesn't kill you, makes you  stronger!

while enthralled in surfing the net I also felt this gnawing in my
 stomach  so I went to KFC and got some extra crispy chicken.  The
 problem  eith this is that Fried chicken is very greasy and  the extra
 crispy part gets all over my keyboard...  So I decided to try surfing
 with my toes- you see then my   greasy fingers don't get on the
 computer and the  little crispy things fall harmlessly to the floor
 or on my shirt.  ANyway- to make a long story short-  I had a heck of a
 time clicking the mouse button- it  seems that toes are not as flexible
 and maybe not  as precise as fingers and BAM I ended up here through
 some strange twist of fate.  Wierd huh?  Well, I'm  finished with my
 chicken now, and am licking the   honey from the biscuit off the mouse
 and things could get  a little out of control....

Soon my plans will be complete , my spies have infiltrated  all the
 internet hosts of the world, soon i the  masked chicken will have
 control of every server on  every continent, enabling me to spread my
 evil  doctrines to all of you net heads out there, then  you will run
 to your loved ones and show them the  pages , they will tell others and
 soon the world will   know of my greatness and will appoint me there
 leader i ssay to those who oppose me FOOLS i will  destroy You All Ahhh
 haa haa haaa haa uhhhnnn   cough cough spluter ack ack i acka ack just
 swallowed   cough hack splutter my own ack spit hock uhhhh...

Soon my plans will be complete , my spies have infiltrated  all the
 internet hosts of the world, soon i the  masked chicken will have
 control of every server on  every continent, enabling me to spread my
 evil  doctrines to all of you net heads out there, then  you will run
 to your loved ones and show them the  pages , they will tell others and
 soon the world will   know of my greatness and will appoint me there
 leader i ssay to those who oppose me FOOLS i will  destroy You All Ahhh
 haa haa haaa haa uhhhnnn   cough cough spluter ack ack i acka ack just
 swallowed   cough hack splutter my own ack spit hock uhhhh...

Soon my plans will be complete , my spies have infiltrated  all the
 internet hosts of the world, soon i the  masked chicken will have
 control of every server on  every continent, enabling me to spread my
 evil  doctrines to all of you net heads out there, then  you will run
 to your loved ones and show them the  pages , they will tell others and
 soon the world will   know of my greatness and will appoint me there
 leader i ssay to those who oppose me FOOLS i will  destroy You All Ahhh
 haa haa haaa haa uhhhnnn   cough cough spluter ack ack i acka ack just
 swallowed   cough hack splutter my own ack spit hock uhhhh...

Soon my plans will be complete , my spies have infiltrated  all the
 internet hosts of the world, soon i the  masked chicken will have
 control of every server on  every continent, enabling me to spread my
 evil  doctrines to all of you net heads out there, then  you will run
 to your loved ones and show them the  pages , they will tell others and
 soon the world will   know of my greatness and will appoint me there
 leader i ssay to those who oppose me FOOLS i will  destroy You All Ahhh
 haa haa haaa haa uhhhnnn   cough cough spluter ack ack i acka ack just
 swallowed   cough hack splutter my own ack spit hock uhhhh...

Soon my plans will be complete , my spies have infiltrated  all the
 internet hosts of the world, soon i the  masked chicken will have
 control of every server on  every continent, enabling me to spread my
 evil  doctrines to all of you net heads out there, then  you will run
 to your loved ones and show them the  pages , they will tell others and
 soon the world will   know of my greatness and will appoint me there
 leader i ssay to those who oppose me FOOLS i will  destroy You All Ahhh
 haa haa haaa haa uhhhnnn   cough cough spluter ack ack i acka ack just
 swallowed   cough hack splutter my own ack spit hock uhhhh...

How can I possibly compete with all thos crazee messages?  Suffice to
 say that I was here and nothing else matters.

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF POSTAGE DUE! FIND ALL   ABOUT POSTAGE DUE
 LETTERS, WHAT AN EXCITING   LIFE CAN BE HAD, SUR-CHARGING CUSTOMERS AT
 THE   POSTAL SERVICE FOR A MEASLY 1 CENT TO 32   CENTS.. FIND OUT ABOUT
 AMAZING CUSTOMER   QUESTIONS, SUCH AS," HOW MUCH IS A 32 CENT   STAMP?"
 OR, " I HAVE A NOTICE SAYING I HAVE A   PACKAGE THERE, WOULD YOU CHECK
 TO SEE IF IT`S   THERE?" MORE AND EXCITING TIPS AND FUN ON MY
 HOMEPAGE..

yeap, i am here

HERE`S MY CORRECTED LINK TO MY COOL, COOLEST   OF THE COOL HOMEPAGE ON
 POSTAGE DUE !!

My classic message for the whole world to see is  I love the color
 purple.  Tell me why you love the color purple.......

My classic message. . .Pool cage, jreat gob on the plassic cages.  Fave
 hun teading rhis!

I've never signed a guestbook before, but I'm sure I can  make the best
 use of it  [                      ]  [                      ]  [ THIS
 SPACE FOR RENT  ]  [                      ]  [                      ]

What is it with Paula (or is it Paul) and Tom?  Are you guys supposed to
 be funny or something, okay  fine, I admit it, you are funny.  I just
 finished reading  the top 100 guestbook entries, there is now a puddle
 under the computer desk!  Keep up the funny work!

PEACE - LOVE - PROSPERITY     LET US UNDERSTAND THAT WE ALL HAVE A
 PURPOSE IN THIS LIFE.  I AM GRATEFUL THAT ALLAH HAS ALLOWED ME TO GAIN
 ACCESS TO THIS PAGE AND TO THIS GUESTBOOK.

I have no classic message to leave. I just enjoyed your pages and like
 sign other peoples guestbooks.

So I have like a question, like why is there like guestbooks? I mean
 like why should we like even care?  and like do you guys get paid money
 for like doing the crap you do, or do you guys just like get paid in
 "cookies"

So I have like a question, like why is there like guestbooks? I mean
 like why should we like even care?  and like do you guys get paid money
 for like doing the crap you do, or do you guys just like get paid in
 "cookies"

Love, it isn't something you can just chain up and throw into a lake,
 thats Houdini.  By the way, do you want to lick my forehead?

Harrassment is a crime suitable for capitol punishment. Oh, don't worry.
 It'll happen to you one day too. First, you're... Oh, I forgot. If I
 devulge too much information, they'll use their fancy sonar devices and
 hunt me down. Yep, it's just too risky. They'll never supsect I'm in a
 cave... OHMYGOD! Please... You can't tell. I can trust you... Can't I?
 If I can't, I'll have to kill you, but we already went over that.
 Right? RIGHT??????

Thanks for the guest book. I've never gotten something for free that was
 so HASSLE FREE

I'm not even going to try to think up of anything cool to put in the
 comments section so don't bother! P.S. If you like KORN visit my page.
 (Free advertisment is always nice!)

There is always H.O.P.E.  hackers on planet earth!   <font
 color="red"><H3>Phreak Out!!!</H3></font color>

Ya know... I noticed that almost all, if not all of the 100 Mostest,
 Bestest, Coolest or whatever entries were all from LPage.com!!! Is that
 because you two *Paula and Tom*, are too cheezy *I would have said
 amateur... but I can tell from your HTML programming of this site that
 you are awesome at, at least that!!!*  to actually surf the web looking
 for "homemade" guestbooks like mine??? Well, will you look at the
 time... I am almost late once again!!! *What for you ask... well a very
 important date*     C-ya

I am so Crazy that my webpage thats under construction at this time is
 super Crazy! I just luv saying that word Crazy...Crazy...Crazy...listen
 to how it just rolls off the tongue..Crazy! I'd write more, but I have
 to go coat myself in chocolate before my head explodes. Luv your Crazy
 site! CRAZY...CRAZy...CRAzy...CRazy...Crazy...crazy.....luv that sound!

what a brilliant idea, yes, this is an excellent idea  what an excellent
 thing to think of. this is the   best thing since matching socks.

I like the page, I thought the classic guestbook entries were funny! BTW
 have you noticed that McDonalds puts cheese  on the Fish Fillets? Why?
 Cheese and Fish were not meant to be together, its like going against
 the las of nature and fast food!  (Sorry I'm eating lunch right now)

Aussies suck. Cum-guzzling sluts e-mail me!

Hi.

Well, I call myself procrastinating from procrastination so
 thought..."what the hell, why not surf the 'net for a while.  Lo and
 behold I find myself in the middle of your page LMAO at some of the
 messages that have been entered into your top100 list.  You are going
 to be linked to my page because I believe your page is the best thing
 to do when you are seriously trying to avoid writing a paper for a
 biology class that you have no idea what it (the class that is) is
 about!  This is a fact.  See you around and May the Force Be With You!

Well, I call myself procrastinating from procrastination so
 thought..."what the hell, why not surf the 'net for a while.  Lo and
 behold I find myself in the middle of your page LMAO at some of the
 messages that have been entered into your top100 list.  You are going
 to be linked to my page because I believe your page is the best thing
 to do when you are seriously trying to avoid writing a paper for a
 biology class that you have no idea what it (the class that is) is
 about!  This is a fact.  See you around and May the Force Be With You!

Well, I call myself procrastinating from procrastination so
 thought..."what the hell, why not surf the 'net for a while."  Lo and
 behold I find myself in the middle of your page LMAO at some of the
 messages that have been entered into your top100 list.  You are going
 to be linked to my page because I believe your page is the best thing
 to do when you are seriously trying to avoid writing a paper for a
 biology class that you have no idea what it (the class that is) is
 about!  This is a fact.  See you around and May the Force Be With You!

 THE MEANING OF LIFE   Life has no meaning without a purpose. The
 purpose of life is to be eaten. True meaning comes from nourishing a
 life other than your own. Humans have removed themselves from the menu.
 Most people seem to live meaningless lives. But it's better to lead a
 meaningless life than to be eaten alive.

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Hi.  Hello.  Hiya.  Hey.  I'd just like to say that this is the
 *greatest* idea.  (I was last in line when God was giving out
 creativity!)  Anyhoo, I like this place, cuz it's crazy, I'm crazy,
 we're all crazy.  Lates...=D

My mother walked in on me while I was searching this site.  I was doing
 the Macarena and singing to the computer.  Now she has restricted my
 computer time because she thinks I have a warped sense of reality.
 Poor Mom blames it on the Internet.  She has no idea...

Life is like a toilet bowl, no matter how much you flush it, it is still
 full of SHIT!

HELLO THIS IS THE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE TELLING YOU TO VISIT MY WEB
 SITE!!  MY WEB SITE IS THE GREAT WEB SITE! IT IS GREAT B/C IT IS OWNED
 BY ME QUEEN   OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!! COME AND VISIT MY WEB SITE!!!
 REMEMBER MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!!!  THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME,  MEEZOO YODA
 ,QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE

You know, Its a funny thing. Dogs always tend to poop and other
 exstrainious objects and up-chunk them right back up. Then three hours
 later, they decide to eat it again. Cats on the other hand just like to
 walk around and be lazy sacks of hair. Birds sit ono a perch and say
 "Polly want a cracker, polly don't want no kick in the butt or i'll
 poop on your head!" and they ruin your carpet too. It just isn't very
 nice for pets to do stuff like that. (tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk)

Ever wonder how i got my name? Me too. I think i was flumming poo poo
 when i was bron. And that i was really dum. I do'nt no why peepol think
 that. i can spel juts f9-n (fine, i tink?) . sumtimes i like to lik
 thee spraa cheseee of the litle crakers at thee rezterants. i 1der hoo
 else dos that? do u no? cuz i do'nt. i want 2 no. cood sumone tell mee
 pleez? i need help sumtimz wit my acb's. i tink i can say my acb's.
 lemme try. acbdfeghjiklnmporstquvuuyzx. wuz i rite? can sum1 tel me?
 yesterdai i ated sum kuntukie fride chikn and it wuz greze. i got it on
 my kebord and mows. duz anybudy no howe to ficks that? do u just lik it
 of? butt i get greesee on my facee! and wut about thee kebord? do i lik
 it of theare to? i wil git shokd tho! that do'nt feel good. wut'z hmlt?
 i mean HLTM? i mean LHMT? i mean HTLM? imean HTML? iz it "harry told me
 LikIt"? or hot tamallee mahma likker? Wut'z http? iz it hyper ti tee
 pee? I do'nt no. pleze tel mee. i tink i allmost dun tho. knope i not.
 wut does windoze 95 stant 4? i wa'nt too no real badd. k bie bie.

Your page is unique, I'll give you that much.

Just breezing on by in my journey through the web, thought I'd say hi,
 and wicked web page. toodles:)~

 hello every body there!!!

There can be only one! There for I leave my socks on the bed every night
 before I go to bed.  But I also guard the lamp shade with my life! For
 if anything ever happend to it, I would not be  able to drink water at
 3:02am! For this is the 18th century! If I was un-able to live I would
 not be  able to go online, there for I would not have been able to get
 to your site. I am glad it is snowing  right now, and when hell freezes
 over, i'll ski there too!

I'm impressed!Your guest list is illuminating,  Congratulations. Your
 reward? From heaven itself! I bless you, may your tribe multiply, may
 your quiver always be full.   Rev Leon  Gourlay Gold Coast Australia

I'm impressed!Your guest list is illuminating,  Congratulations. Your
 reward? From heaven itself! I bless you, may your tribe multiply, may
 your quiver always be full.   Rev Leon  Gourlay Gold Coast Australia

Thanks for the free guestbook! It's not often I get the chance to
 freeload anymore since my dad kicked me out of the house, and all I had
 to eat was 4 for $1.00 Mac N Cheez...That's even the way they spell it
 on the box! Well, Bye for now, take a visit to my page, and I guess I'm
 just glad that the composite sketches look NOTHING like me!

This Guest Book Idea is REALLY entertaining .  I spent to long laughing
 , and now you can smile with me . Sorry I'm not humorous in the morning
 .

Have enjoyed your site so far, but alas... wifey needs the phone. BTW, I
 found this in my 'Config.sys' file... "DOS=HIGH". (is this why my
 computer is always acting strange?)

Know what, I think some of your other entries really suck.  But I will
 not be mean to you two right now because I think you're kool. yeah.  I
 am a space alien, did you know that?, I came to envade earth, and thanx
 to your page i've found that earthlings really are imbicils, and that
 it will be no problem overcoming your puny earth intellect.

What da'fuk?!Ur page jus'be one of dem cool tings man.I get laughing cuz
 of dem.I tink Paula & Tom are gawds and if day say it ok,they can adopt
 me and support my addickshun to crack...40-ROK!!!!GIMME THE 40-
 ROK!!!!!!!!!!!!*iieeeeeee*oops...sowwe....*twitch*Or you can jus'pik my
 entry as da'coolest...cuz,we all kno it is.DONT DENY ME MY 1 MOMINT OF
 FAME!!!Thank you for your time.QUACK!(P.S Chip Da'Monkey sayz hi and
 he'll shoot you with his intergalactic space phaser if you dont pick my
 entry)JUST A WARNING!

Well, this was definitely an interesting way to amuse myself for   for
 awhile so that I could effectively ignore my homework and
 convieniently forget that my mind has been lost forever by now...
 Hmmm... I think I'll ramble for awhile.  I need to vent.  I hate
 calculus!  Is it really necessary?  I mean, come on, do we really  need
 to know how fast the population of this planet is increasing?    Who
 cares anyway?  Once I give my report back to the mothership,   we're
 just going to blow up the planet anyway, so nothing matters.
 Psychology is all a crock too.  I don't care what they say.  I did  NOT
 kill that guy because of some kind of mental disorder or inferiority
 complex or something.  I just thought it was fun, darnit!  But not
 everything  about this planet is bad.  Trees are pretty and puppies are
 cute.  I had a   very interesting conversation with a tree and some
 squirrels once.  We discussed  the meaning of life, and the tree
 thought it had something to do with the number 42.  Anyway, I really
 should get back to plotting the destruction of mankind and besides,  I
 really have to pee...  Just wanted to say this was a worthwhile site.

Well I've had a long day and now i've ended up in front of my computer
 surfing the net only to find myself signing a guestbook that i didn't
 want to sign in the first place but i like people to sign my guestbook
 so i sign others(((HINT))) well i guess i could take advantage of the
 situation and just sign guestbooks to get hits but i'm not that kind of
 person so i want well i guess my entry would be purposeless if i didn't
 so i will  i worked hard to get my page where it is so i think i
 deserve a visit PLEASE!!!! My life would be worthless if i didn't get
 hits          Oh and your page is great!!  I really mean it

Just another signature forever to be lost on the guestbook server
 forever... (thats my fluff)

This is very... ummmm... there. You guys have too much free time, you
 know that, don't you? Anyway, Merry Pookmas and Happy Guestbookery!

This page is very interesting.   Another good site I have is
 http://www.anturalway.com/supersite

So this is what's hosted on the domain name I  wanted.  Arse.  Still,
 had a good laugh anyway..  nice concept :)  Now.. let's talk $ for
 domains..

So the other day I was walking down the street and I saw a big yellow
 sign with what looked like bacon around it, right accross the front it
 said "http://www.vercrazy.com/100most/"  and I thought to my self, I
 wonder what that is, is it the top 100 bacon manufactures, or is it the
 top 100 mustard manufactures?  That sign brought me to this web site,
 I'll admit it  was a dissapointment, seeing how I like bacon a lot.  I
 was glad it wasn't about mustard though, I hate that stuff, maybe if
 mustard what neon green or something. . .

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

I aM tAkInG yOuR gUeStBoOk HoStAgE. I wAnT $25,000, uM, aNd, Er, A jEt
 pLaNe. A rEaLlY bIg FaSt oNe, WiTh RaCiNg StRiPeS. Oh, aNd A pReTtY
 sTeWaRdEsS (fOr AlEx). So, dO wE hAvE a DeAL?

I aM tAkInG yOuR gUeStBoOk HoStAgE. I wAnT $25,000, uM, aNd, Er, A jEt
 pLaNe. A rEaLlY bIg FaSt oNe, WiTh RaCiNg StRiPeS. Oh, aNd A pReTtY
 sTeWaRdEsS (fOr AlEx). CoUlD I aLsO hAvE oNe Of ThOsE cOoL tOyS tHeY
 gIvE aWaY aT mCdOnAldS?? So, dO wE hAvE a DeAL?

I aM tAkInG yOuR gUeStBoOk HoStAgE. I wAnT $25,000, uM, aNd, Er, A jEt
 pLaNe. A rEaLlY bIg FaSt oNe, WiTh RaCiNg StRiPeS. Oh, aNd A pReTtY
 sTeWaRdEsS (fOr AlEx). CoUlD I aLsO hAvE oNe Of ThOsE cOoL tOyS tHeY
 gIvE aWaY aT mCdOnAldS?? So, dO wE hAvE a DeAL?

Hi there! We are an improv band out of Atlanta, GA and we like
 chickens...... and the sound of fresh skin grinding on pavement. We
 like to stare at the moon on cloudy nights and have a full digital
 audio recording collection of the nose whistles of famous scuba divers.
 We are now aware that roast beef is not contagious (don't worry) and
 the number "8" is a powerful mind-reading tool. The color light blue
 can be used when pulling 4 G's in a small helicopter.    Well, cut off
 my legs and call me Shorty..that's it!!

Hi there! We are an improv band out of Atlanta, GA and we like
 chickens...... and the sound of fresh skin grinding on pavement. We
 like to stare at the moon on cloudy nights and have a full digital
 audio recording collection of the nose whistles of famous scuba divers.
 We are now aware that roast beef is not contagious (don't worry) and
 the number "8" is a powerful mind-reading tool. The color light blue
 can be used when pulling 4 G's in a small helicopter.    Well, cut off
 my legs and call me Shorty..that's it!!

I didn't know that people were this scary.....Makes you want to stay
 home.

Great job...keep up the good work!

just leave me alone.

just leave me alone.

just a reminder that the "link" above is fake.    IT IS FAKE I TELL
 YOU!!!! oh, these people never listen  tut,tut,tut...

Hello there from all over the world!!! Please e-mail  me:
 ching@binfonet.com, I'd love to hear from you!  Have a nice day to
 all!!!! ;-) Smile..

The natives call this place Minnesota. I call it too  blasted cold! I
 am, however, adapting nicely, and  have finally figured out how to use
 what is called  a "shovel". We were stranded here in '93 and were
 forced to build protective shelter from scratch.  Being from an area
 where the normal ambient temperature  is a balmy 82 degrees F, winds
 chills below 0 nearly  killed us the first year.  But we survived and
 have finally re-established  communications with our home planet of
 Terra Firma.  Since this is an uncharted sector of space for us,  any
 information you can send regarding space anomalies,  native customs,
 and natural resources will be much  appreciated.  A visit to our home
 base is always welcome. You  seem harmless enough....  Commander L.
 Patton   Starfleet

My favorite lowercase word is panties.ooh...My favorite   capital word
 is Gregarious. I'm goingto find whoever  did this awful music and stick
 a #2 pencil in his neck.  Oh, well...this music is making me
 narcotically hateful.

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 pictures, the free        stuffs, free downloads of games and pictures,
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Come and discover the entertainment, the excitement, the games, the
 pictures, the free stuffs, free downloads of games and pictures, the
 celebrities, the girls, the movies, the hollywood secrets, sports, NBA,
 NHL, NFL, sport updates, and more!!!!

Come and discover the entertainment, the excitement, the games, the
 pictures, the free stuffs, free downloads of games and pictures, the
 celebrities, the girls, the movies, the hollywood secrets, sports, NBA,
 NHL, NFL, sport updates, and more!!!!

Yes.Thank you. I was trying to get more free stuff   for my own web
 site,and ended up here. Thank You.   I am a web addict,and was trying
 to make a short   visit for my free book,but ended up being here for
 5 hours reading peoples guest entries. The dog   hasn't eaten for two
 days,my wife left for Vegas   with a leather clad man named
 Moe,and..wait a sec.  The collection agency is calling again. I gotta
 go.sorry I couldn't finish.

Yes.Thank you. I was trying to get more free stuff   for my own web
 site,and ended up here. Thank You.   I am a web addict,and was trying
 to make a short   visit for my free book,but ended up being here for
 5 hours reading peoples guest entries. The dog   hasn't eaten for two
 days,my wife left for Vegas   with a leather clad man named
 Moe,and..wait a sec.  The collection agency is calling again. I gotta
 go.sorry I couldn't finish.

Yes.Thank you. I was trying to get more free stuff   for my own web
 site,and ended up here. Thank You.   I am a web addict,and was trying
 to make a short   visit for my free book,but ended up being here for
 5 hours reading peoples guest entries. The dog   hasn't eaten for two
 days,my wife left for Vegas   with a leather clad man named
 Moe,and..wait a sec.  The collection agency is calling again. I gotta
 go.sorry I couldn't finish.

Just a thought to boggle the mind....If three people stay at a motel and
 pays ten bucks each for the room and then later found out that it is
 only 25 for the room. THen they send the bellboy down to get their
 change.  On the way up the bb decides that 5 can't be dvided evenly
 between 3 andd stuffs two in his pocket.  And then gives the peolpes
 back a dollar each.  Which means that they each paid 9 dollars for the
 room.  So if 9 times 3 is 27 plus the two the bb put in his pocket that
 only makes 29. SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER DOLLAR????? If you find
 the answer tell me!

Some neat guestbook entries here!  I'll have to come back when I have
 more time to read them.  :-)  Keep up the good work (or should I say,
 keep up the hunting!)

>So What does Paula think?  >  Okay, if that ain't true, then what
 are   >  doughnuts seeds for?     Why, tractor-tire inner-tubes, of
 course!  Sylli.

Your music sucks. Change it!!! You bored me to sleep. Hope you're happy.
 Some of the Classic messages are funny, though. They're cute. :)Your
 music still sucks! Do something about it.

Hmm, well, what should I write?  I've got it!  Hello fellow surfers!!
 How's it surfing?  Just dropped by to see the kinds of weird things
 people write into these.  I only have onw comment for you guys, PLEASE
 do something to vary your tune a little while reading the 100 best
 guestbook entries.  The current tune has giveen me ear problems...
 What's that you said?

Diabetics, Necrophiliacs, Butthole Unwinders and The Countdown To OFF
 WITH MICHAEL JAKCSON'S NOSE!

hi

I was working on my homepage, and decided to put in a guestbook.  Having
 read most of the entries, and viewing crazy collections,  crazy free
 stuff, and just going crazy in general, I have  come to the conclusion
 that "YOU GUYS ARE TWO SHY OF A  SIX PACK."  I mean really, is this
 necessary or for that matter HEALTHY.  Then again, it's stuff like this
 that makes the Net such a wonderufl place to surf, and  ultimately why
 I'm working on a page right now!

I live in a city - named LONDON..->London is in   ONTARIO...Ontario
 is in CANADA...->Canada is in   NORTH AMERICA..->North America is
 in the WESTERN   HEMISPHERE...-> The Western Hemisphere is in the
 WESTERN part of the WORLD...->The World is in the   UNIVERSE..->
 The Universe is in the GALAXY...  ->Galaxy????   Isn't that where
 the "Star Trek Enterprise  Ship is somewhere???  Whatever happened to
 them??   I know they visited us on EARTH a few times....  They didn't
 stay long?? Hmmmmmmmm,,,guess they   don't like HUMAN-earthlings!
 >>>JERKS!!<<<   Oh shit!!! I think I'm lost in
 CYBER-SPACE!!!! What did you ask me again???  OHHH....I just
 remembered...doh! K... enough of   this crummy story... I'll just sign
 your book...  now...  ->>> Cathy >>>- alias
 ^pandora^....-> alias??? I   think I'll just leave that word alone
 for now..... :)  --->this isn't my REAL signiture either!! It's the
 "font" my puter is using right now..........xoxox

My parents will never know. HAHA   UhOh, now I am going hell.

Out here in the Southwestern desert, we don't have the cosmopolitan
 tastes and experiences of your guestbook signers.  So I was pleased and
 humbled to be exposed to the wit, insights, and wisdom of the urbane
 and educated.  I only hope that someday we might be able to place a
 token Nuevo Mexicano in the rarified heights of discourse that so
 characterize your guestbook.  On the other hand, the migration of the
 our southern neighbors and the frustration of residing in the
 hinterlands, might just cause us to go nomand and explode over our
 borders to pillage and ravage the civilized states.  Sort of the Goths
 of the next century.  Strange what staring into the desert sun does to
 your mind.  You guys to have lots of water where you live, don't you?

I have no EMail, no Home Page. No computer. Maybe in a coupla months.
 We'll see how it goes.  Last summer, I was walking across West 67th
 Street in Madhattan, by ABC and WABC-TV, and, sitting unattended on the
 sidewalk was a big laundry hamper filled to the brim with thousands and
 thousands of postcards.  I think they were for Regis and Kathie Lee.
 Anyhow, I figured they were throwing them out. Otherwise, why would
 they be left there, right in the hamper on the sidewalk? Well, I
 started going through them, and it was fantastic. I mean, I saw all
 these incredible postcards from big cities and little towns and places
 you've never heard of. All with color pictures and the names of the
 places emblazoned on the postcards. I wanted them. I started gathering
 together all my favorites, and seeing more and more that I wanted.
 There was no end to it! I was getting high on these postcards from
 everywhere. I was going to have a different postcard up on my
 refrigerator every day at least for the next year.  While I was going
 nuts about these postcards, at the same time I started to feel that I
 should take the ones I have and get the hell out of there. But I

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I wrote a message in the Talk back to us thing b4.I'm the one that
 killed my neighbour's cat.That damn creature!That fuckin' thing
 scratched me & pissed all over my corrider.Well,it died a horrible
 death so I got my revenge in the end.The carcus is now,at the moment,
 hanging outside her gate.*Grin*

My brother has lost his socks, I,m actually ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE I
 LIKE THE WRITING AND BECAUSE I'M LONELY , I ALSO WANT A RAISIN
 SANDWHICH  I THINK ILL GO NOW, ALIENS RULE THE WORLD

Hmmm...  Seems you folks here prefer to communicate over  the subspace
 channels a lot! This is very enlighting  and extremely helpful with our
 studies of the social  makeup. Our "physical" home base is located just
 south of Inver Grove Heights. I have not visited  yet but have been
 told it is quite interesting.  Must put it on the places to investigate
 list.  I'll be back.....  Commander Patton

Look under the desk. See that guy biting your ankle.   that's me. I'll
 stop now like a horrorshow malchick.  -The Good Rev. Elrod Wheezer III
 Esq.

hello,fellow smurf lover,from mork

i can't find it!!!its driving me insane, i found him here last time now
 his dissapeared,help!

It never occured to me that signing a guestbook is a  form of art.
 Certain people can make it while others  just leave the usual "Cool
 page"  I do that too, so I'm  not saying it's bad.  I don't have any
 real cool entries  in my guestbook yet...I'm still waiting.  Anyway...
 Cool page!

I'm terrible at these guestbook entrie things -- let's see, something to
 say.... if you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em
 go, 'cause man, they're gone. (see what I maen?)

As a teenager I would like to say if I were rating sires as a teenager I
 would give yours a high A for reasons not to go to sleep and to
 procrastinate on your term paper.  I would als say, the word Singing
 Susans In Kilts Throllting people comes to mind.  The Marcena is not a
 fav song of the net teens I hang with and if I as to ask them they
 would be humbled to here me rate this so favorably.... Then again after
 the Dancing Nanr Bat Squad came for you they would proably be picking
 over your possessions.  {:-)  Dolly Sheep  b5teen  Laura Hale

my socks are white, except when i step in mud, then  they are mud-
 colored. until i wash them, then they  are white, except when i step in
 poop, then i throw  them away

Hi, I went through all about how to write GREAT   messages and even read
 some of the TOP messages.  But frankly I'm uninspired. Not that I
 didn't   enjoy this page cause I did, and some of the  entries. It's
 just that if I want this note in  the top 10 it has to be really good,
 but you   can't write a good mmessage or be inspired to  write one if
 you are depressed. Why am I  depressed you might ask? Well exactly 20
 minutes  ago I added a Guestbook to my sight... and well  *sniff*...
 Nobody except my has signed it *cry*   So to cheer me up write
 something inspiring in  my NEW Guestbook:)

I'll keep this simple so I don't end up on your list. Liked the page and
 music. Read all 100.

Have you ever tried to impress someone by doing something stupidly
 crazy?  Happened to me once.  I was trying to impress a group of people
 by pulling a prank at school. I stole the principals keys and moved her
 car. That way, when the teacher came out she would think her car was
 stolen. I got caught and and got in a whole lot of ship.

I luv to eat cold melons on a morning in May.

Hello, world!  Just a thought from the DNRC Goddess of Greeting Cards!

How can I compete with all the insanity and hilarity that IS your page?
 There is just no way.  I hang my head in shame, knowing I will never be
 good enough to be in the top 100.  Maybe if I'd only APPLIED myself,
 truly BELIEVED that i could do it, then, maybe then, i could make it.
 But no, I doubted myself, and for this I am truly sorry.  My deepest
 and humblest apologies for not being good enough.  *sniff*

I hate everyone who is better than me.

I hate everyone who is better than me.

It's a great way to get your name out there!

You know, I wish I'd found this page a few months ago. This freako guy
 signed my guestbook with this long complicated story about shoving an
 old dead lady in his trunk. I didn't know whether it was funny or
 scary. I mean, the guy could have been just trying to get on your
 little list here, or he could have been a veritable wacko. Anyway, I
 deleted it because it was just too frightening, and rather graphic. I
 mean, what did he think I'd do, leave it there? I mean, do these
 weirdos think they can just sign your book and be crazy sounding just
 because you're a young woman? It makes me mad. It's not like I'm a wimp
 or anything. Heck, I'm a Republican!

Thanks guys, i needed a laugh! Please write I dont  get much mail.tell
 Daniel who sent you!!!  P.S.   Howard Stern is a NUT!!!!!!

Must have did something wrong on the last entry. Couldn't access the
 web-site.  Try this one.

Great way to get your site notices

Let's try again

Let's try again

As i was entering in info, i had to take a leak, so while is was
 emptying my pocket, i thought of this to say to you.

I do appreciate this opportunity to sign your guestbook.  I have been
 providing products, services and information for the deaf and hard of
 hearing.  I've searched the wide web over and have found a few things
 to add to my page.  Now I need help.  If anyone knows of any
 information related to the deaf or hard of hearing that should be added
 to my page, Puleeze, send it to me.  There is a whole world of people
 who need this information.

CLICK MY page!  there's a nude photo of me on it.  Its very sexy though.

Hi, my name is Matt O'Donnell.  I'll have you know that I used to know
 Tom personally.  He used to be my barber (stylist).  This guy is
 awsome.  He knows his stuff when it comes to computers.  He also has
 some good games too.  I don't know if this is a "CLASSIC" message.  But
 it's true.

Where, Oh where, fif the Teddy Bears Go?????

Uh..ya..umm, i like read all of your entries and stuff  and my eyes
 started burning..so like, i got up to get some  eye drops, but i triped
 over the rug and landed on the cat..  so i'm gonna go to the hospital
 now to have fluffy removed  from my chest...thanx for the wonderfull
 experience..                              Rusty  p.s.  Fluffy says hi..

Wait.. do i have to have a classic message to put here?  You know how
 nervous you make everyone by saying all this stuff in those guest book
 sites?  I admit that i dont HAVE to sign the guestbook but i want to.
 Anyways, just sort of intimidating or something.. BUT WHO CARES... I
 CAN DO WHAT I WANT.. I DONT HAVE TO LIVE UP TO ANYONE'S EXPECTATIONS OR
 RULES!!!  I DONT LIVE FOR ANYONE BUT MYSELF!!!  Um.. oh.. sorry about
 that.. OK DAD!  WHATEVER.. I'LL CLEAN IT UP TONIGHT!!  crap gots to
 go.. very entertaining homepage.

Hey i just figured out that thing about the bellboy or something.. Ok..
 they originally gave $30 for the room.  The room is only $25.  That
 leaves $5.  Each person got $3.  The bell boy took $2.  So THERE.... no
 missing money.  Where is my lolly pop?

I'm going crazy, crazy, ......  But I'm happy with if I am cRAzY

I saw a man.  He stood on his head.  His name was bob.  Now he's dead.
 Because I ate him... yessss... and he was good.  Very good....  I miss
 Bob.  He was my friend.  But I ate him.  Will you be my friend?

              Outstanding, WOW!!!  An HTML orgasam. This is the first
 web page I've found worthy of signing  so keep it up!! Visit the  Power
 Station Okinawa Japan and take a look at   Pictures of Okinawa! and
 leave mail or sign my guest book. See ya

I find myself a bit concerned that you want me to go crazy. I must warn
 you that I have been going there ever since I have known myself. More
 and more as I move through life actually.  Have either of you actually
 been there? There is a place here on the rock that has a bad reputation
 (I will not comment on whether the reputation is deserved) that may be
 able to help.  <hr>  <P>  <CENTER>  <IMG
 SRC="http://www.geocities.com/thetropics/1298/zblog.gif">
 </P>    Check this you lubbers!</b><br>  <a
 href="http://www.geocities.com/thetropics/1298">drew
 Roberts</a>  <hr>

Hi.  I'm just falling asleep here at work, so I   thought I'd get on and
 see what's happening.    Check out my hometown in MN at the above
 address!

Well..  this page certainly looks better than <BR>  <A HREF

Put less hate into the world and get more love out.  But make sure you
 love with a clean mind.

Hip Hop lives in Germany! All about that, we do no fake, but forget the
 fake ones!

i loved your page.  it brought tears of great joy to my eyes.  it made
 me want to run down the street stark staring naked screaming and
 pulling my hair out...or maybe just go for ice cream (naked of course).
 but then i may just be obsessed with being naked.

I am feeling really lucky so here are some winning lottery numbers: 49
 67 43 12 23 06 78

I am feeling really lucky so here are some winning lottery numbers: 49
 67 43 12 23 06 78

I am feeling really lucky so here are some winning lottery numbers: 49
 67 43 12 23 06 78

IN THE LAND OF OH.LIVES A MAN,AN ORDINARY MAN,WITH EXTRAORDINARY DREAMS
 OF WHICH 1 WAS TO BUILD A HOUSE FROM THE GROUND UP FOR HIS BRIDE OF 25
 YRS.IN THE CLIFFS OF CATAWABA IS.IT NOW EXISTS.DREAM #2 IS TO BUILD A
 THRIVING BUSINESS ON MY WEB SITE SO I CAN PAY THE MORTGAGE AND LIVE
 ANOTHER DREAM COME TRUE.MY THANKS TO GOD,A FEW FRIENDS,AND MY TRUE LOVE
 AND SOUL MATE,NANCY.LET THIS SHORT STORY GIVE ALL DREAMERS/LOVERS
 ASSURANCE THAT BOTH REQUIRE WORK ,BUT ARE VERY MUCH DOABLE. PEACE!

I have found the secrets of the Immortality, True Power, Dream Scapes,
 and I know how to open the Seven Seals as well as the gates of Heaven
 and Hell..  but if you think you can find them on my page then you need
 a reality check for no meer mortal can grace the hands of eternity that
 easily, earn your way to glory for   there are no handouts along the
 way so pack a lunch you'll need it......hahahhahahaaha.....and beware
 the killer HTML code of my homepage........

Hello!  Please go to my page, it is really great if i do say so myself.
 Also, great site yourself.  I love the great pics and things to
 remember while signing a guestbook.  If i wouldn't have read it i
 probably would have given you a HTML code.  Well, if everyone who has
 signed this book were smart they would know the awnser to that stupid
 riddle about the bell-boy and the $30.  Oh, well.  I think i have taken
 up enough of your time for those of u who have read this and i wish my
 site was as popular as yours but i know that that will never happen so
 please give me SOME progress and go to it.  Well, toodles.

hey, yeah? you? yes? me? what? what the heck do you want? gods would you
 all just go away? leave me alone! I'm starting to get really mad now!
 Go away! No, you go away!  Hey...quit picking on her! What business of
 yours is it!

Wow  I think I have a new hobby, reading your page.  Do you think you
 could digest it into book form,   then I wouldn't need my ISP anymore.
 Let me know if you know anyone looking for:       Magic supplies
 Computers       R/c airplanes       Model railroad stuff       and one
 slightly used race car  I wont be needing them any longer now that I've
 found you.    seeya  P.S. I love the music too.

Keep up the good work and you won't end up like me. Stay away from
 gators and don't knock on doors with your head. Remember the famous
 words of George Washington, the father of washing machines, " They
 found Ameila Earhart, and she's been flying around the earth since
 l937." Anyway, watch the Red Green Show for election results and tell
 you sister she can no longer speak English. Set a good example and
 brush your teeth with your dirty socks. My dentist made the mistake of
 filling cavities with cement. All of his patients hit the floor, if you
 know what I mean. A guy named Gallo just told me red grape juice was
 better for you than orange juice. He's wearing a white coat so he must
 be right, but the sun is shining off those silver bracelets he's
 wearing. So long for now and the longer you sew the older you will get.
 SCARFACE says, "Sew my face, groovy".

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 <img
 src="http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Marina/5119/SHADOW.GIF"
 border=0></a>  Cool page.... What exactly happened to you when
 you where young,  did you get dropped on your head as a baby...? Is
 that why you're crazy?  ~Shadow

The night was dark and the moon was a purple-yellow, sort of, and the
 grass had not come out to grow. Yet we were all innocent. The deer, the
 bear, the skunks and every creature that was around. The moon was high.
 The ground was low. Glow was around in some spots. Dark was there also.
 Only our dog Beaver knew of the significance of the night. He scratched
 and scratched until our cellular phone rang. We did'nt answer out of
 fear. No one knew what Beaver knew and we did'nt ask. The only thing we
 could think of was UFO's. Then we heard a coyotes howl in the distance,
 no further than 5feet away. We watched the sky. It didn't move. We
 smelled the air. It stunked. We looked at each other. We saw nothing.
 Only then did I realize that no one, no one, was looking at me. Beaver
 was still grooming herself. She was not concerned about the howling. I
 was. She loved Hemingway stories, especially about Margot. But the
 night was young. The night got colder, and the lights got brighter.
 Behind us was a '52 Chevy with its brights on. Shucks, we are out of
 time, l-2-3-1-2-3-l-2-3-1-2-3-

The night was dark and the moon was a purple-yellow, sort of, and the
 grass had not come out to grow. Yet we were all innocent. The deer, the
 bear, the skunks and every creature that was around. The moon was high.
 The ground was low. Glow was around in some spots. Dark was there also.
 Only our dog Beaver knew of the significance of the night. He scratched
 and scratched until our cellular phone rang. We did'nt answer out of
 fear. No one knew what Beaver knew and we did'nt ask. The only thing we
 could think of was UFO's. Then we heard a coyotes howl in the distance,
 no further than 5feet away. We watched the sky. It didn't move. We
 smelled the air. It stunked. We looked at each other. We saw nothing.
 Only then did I realize that no one, no one, was looking at me. Beaver
 was still grooming herself. She was not concerned about the howling. I
 was. She loved Hemingway stories, especially about Margot. But the
 night was young. The night got colder, and the lights got brighter.
 Behind us was a '52 Chevy with its brights on. Shucks, we are out of
 time, l-2-3-1-2-3-l-2-3-1-2-3-

The night was dark and the moon was a purple-yellow, sort of, and the
 grass had not come out to grow. Yet we were all innocent. The deer, the
 bear, the skunks and every creature that was around. The moon was high.
 The ground was low. Glow was around in some spots. Dark was there also.
 Only our dog Beaver knew of the significance of the night. He scratched
 and scratched until our cellular phone rang. We did'nt answer out of
 fear. No one knew what Beaver knew and we did'nt ask. The only thing we
 could think of was UFO's. Then we heard a coyotes howl in the distance,
 no further than 5feet away. We watched the sky. It didn't move. We
 smelled the air. It stunked. We looked at each other. We saw nothing.
 Only then did I realize that no one, no one, was looking at me. Beaver
 was still grooming herself. She was not concerned about the howling. I
 was. She loved Hemingway stories, especially about Margot. But the
 night was young. The night got colder, and the lights got brighter.
 Behind us was a '52 Chevy with its brights on. Shucks, we are out of
 time, l-2-3-1-2-3-l-2-3-1-2-3-

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I don´t get you guys, you definately have nothing better to do. I even
 got sick of reading so many comments, but it´s also a good chance to
 communicate with all the world. So I´d like to say hi to all my friends
 back home.  Also I´m tired of listening to people of the united States
 reffering to their country as America. America is a continent, no a
 country, we´re all part of Aerica  Costa Rica exists !!!!!!!! We´re
 also americans.

I lick you page a lot's !<>?  eet is funnie toe ...   icpecially
 Pola (i hing dead is heir name)!~!  injoy liffe!

     I think that this page kicks butt because I       got ,like, tips
 and stuff  on how to sign stuff.  Compared to yours, other websites
 SUCK!

www.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/X's_for_Eyes/

ChIcKeNs...cHiCkEnS...ChIcKeNs...cHiCkEnS...ChIcKeNs...cHiCkEnS...  Oooh
 ooh how I love the tasty meat...  Oh how I adore those cruncky feet...
 The aroma of a chicken set aflame...  The smoke, the fire, the rescue
 squad, the pain... I hate it when the ChIcKeN fights back...

ChIcKeNs...cHiCkEnS...ChIcKeNs...cHiCkEnS...ChIcKeNs...cHiCkEnS...  Oooh
 ooh how I love the tasty meat...  Oh how I adore those cruncky feet...
 The aroma of a chicken set aflame...  The smoke, the fire, the rescue
 squad, the pain... I hate it when the ChIcKeN fights back...

Ok, now let me get this straight.  I read guestbook enteries, then I
 sign the guestbook, right? Is that not like a very slow chat line?
 Just wondering.....

At first glance the words "awesome", "bogus" and "holy shit!" came to
 mind, but after careful consideration...and several bong hits, I
 thought I should elaborate as to what I truly think of your webpage and
 its intended purpose.  Firstly, one must examine that which a guestbook
 entry is meant to do.  Is it merely designed as a tool for people to
 elave "hellos" to persons whom they have never even seen or contacted?
 Is it an ample opportunity for a complete and total stranger to ramble
 on about nothing, wasting others time as (s)he fulfills his own sick
 urge to ramble on about nothing?  Or is it, as the Mormons would have
 us believe, a way of amking the world a better place -- a happy thought
 = a happy person = a happy world.  Well, to speak directly, I have to
 say that that last thought was an obvious sarcastic remark...sorry, I'm
 just bitter about the Holy Rollers and Bible Thumpers who keep pounding
 on my door trying to save my demon soul.  Bastards.  But, I
 digress...where was I?  Ah yes, beer nuts.  Must they be served with
 beer?  Should they precede the drinking of the aforementioned beer or
 should they act as a culinary interlude during the consu