The Guestbook from April 1996

I know you expected me to leave something god here, but I couldn't think
 of anything  so, Happy Easter, and I like your page, I'll put a link to
 it from my page.

Just finished viewing ALL 100 classic entries--got  the biggest laugh of
 my entire life.  Really, had  milk flying out my nose.  Good job!
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I'd never quite understood the appeal of the whole guestbook phenomenon,
 so it was interesting to read your page and get a little insight into
 it.    While I was here, just thought I'd follow-up on the vegetarian
 cat entry in the 100 best guestbook entries. There's actually a book on
 the subject - "Dogs and Cats Go Vegetarian". Apparently, it's fairly
 easy for dogs to go veggie, as they're omnivores. Cats need to be given
 taurine (an amino acid) supplement. (I am a vegetarian, but my cats
 aren't.)

Yes, may I have a medium Hazelnut with cream and sugar? Thanks. No,
 nothing else. Would you like something else?

Well, this sure beats doing the dishes.

  Keep up the great work
 on the Top 100 Guestbook entries, these pages are a great rest stop on
 the information superhighway. (How's that for ass kissing ?)  Make sure you sign the guestbook!

  Didja know that if you hang a guinea pig  upside down, its *eyes* fall
 out?

I'm just an Arizona yick yak. Around here we don't think much  let alone
 write much.

What are you guys doing wasting time on the   net when you should be
 writing sit-coms or   something, and making some big money?  Very
 funny.  And when you're done reading this   visit the Mother of All
 Home Pages at   http://www.wizvax.net/drotar

What the hell? You think some lamer like me is supposed to send you a
 classic message? Like I'll ever make the top 10..or even 100. No sir,
 that's for the real comedians like Jim and Bob and Jim Bob over here.
 Hell, I might as well sh ut up now. Okay, bye bye. Have fun.

NEATO BAM-BEATO SITE!!!

They knew it, but I didn't believe! A vast  international conspiracy of
 Evil helpers of John  Satan are lurking ready to pounce on unsuspecting
 users, feeding on word and context twisting drugs  to humiliate
 innocent comment-leavers! The voices  know the truth, listen to the
 voices! Destroy  Paula and Tom before it's too late!

I am your last guest in your GuestBook.

The only way I've been able to make my guest book even remotely
 interesting compared to yours requires me to stand on my head and sing.
 Unfortunately, my screen doesn't stand up strait when it's upside down,
 and most of the entertainment comes from the injuries I've sustained.
 Oh well, sacrafices have to be made!

You want go see hottest most site on the world wide internet? Site of
 best type you ever saw. Check out my home page. I spent a whole hour on
 it. Wow! I am think I like this web stuff and I be pretty clever with
 this guestbook, no?

Glad to visit the cool site ! It will become one of my favorite sites

  Hi this is so COOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait till I get mine.

I am glad to visit the cool site !

My guestbook form has an entry for "how did you find  this page".  Most
 people understand and reply with  something line "webcrawler", "link
 from ... page",  however, there are a few who don't get it and reply
 with  "quite interesting".

Well everybody in here seems to be signing away so   why not me huh.
 Paula loves all the new sign'ees  (oops did i spell that wrong) and i
 have a theory   why that is. Well, what is that I hear you don't   want
 to listen to it...well too late here it is.  My theory is that this is
 like a person you pick up  in a bar or whereever you pick up people
 nowadays  (you never know now huh) but the point is, is that  it is
 soooooo damn interesting because its always   someone different (dont
 know about you but it is   for me ...<smile>...maybe you're
 getting old) and  it is addicting and Paula honey you've been bitten
 by the bug.........

This page is so GREAT...!!!!!

Let learn to love one another, to respect and honor one another.  I
 believe if all of us did we could have a much better place in which we
 all can live in peace with each other and be brother and sister.
 John London

I noticed that most of your visitor's are from the USA. Well, now you've
 got one from the Netherlands. Great idea, a guestbook isn't it? If you
 haven't seen enough yet, then visit Venlo, go to my homepage and sign
 in!  Greetings, Suzan

Enter MY HOMEPAGE!Links to Mortal Kombat,NBA.

Well, i have a web page, but i don't have a guestbook  I feel silly, you
 know, having a web page and no guestbook  I mean, I should have a guest
 book if i have a web   page, but i don't have a guestbook, maybe i
 should   put a guestbook on my webpage, then someonw could sign  my
 guestbook on my web page

It ain't easy being smart, but it's oh so smart being easy.  So ease up
 and your mind'll get smarter.  The instructions you can find on a
 Cheerios package they distributed on Wednesday, February 29th 1965.  If
 you've thrown the package away already (shame on you), it goes
 something like this:    1.  Take a soup dish out of the cabin 2.  Put
 it on the table  3.  Take the cereal out of the other capin 4.  Put it
 on the table  5.  Take a milk out of the refridgerator 6.  Put it on
 the table  7.  Take a spoon out of the top drawer 8.  Put it in the
 table  9.  Take the strawberries out of the refridgerator  10. Put them
 on the table  11. On second thought, they haven't been washed  12. Put

If you've thrown the package away already (shame on you), it goes
 something like this:    1.  Take a soup dish out of the cabin 2.  Put
 it on the table  3.  Take the cereal out of the other capin 4.  Put it
 on the table  5.  Take a milk out of the refridgerator 6.  Put it on
 the table  7.  Take a spoon out of the top drawer 8.  Put it in the
 table  9.  Take the strawberries out of the refridgerator  10. Put them
 on the table  11. On second thought, they haven't been washed  12. Put
 them on the kitchen sink  13. Wash the strawberries  14. Put them on
 the table  15. If you've really made it this far YOU HAVE NO NEED FOR
 INSTRUCTIONS!!!!!!!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY!!!!!! I GUESS I'LL JUST SIT HERE UNTIL I
 THINK OF SOMETHING INCREDIBLY FOUL, DISGUSTING, DEMEANING,
 DEHUMANIZING, RUDE, POINTLESS,   CRUDE, VULGAR, WARPED, TWISTED,
 PSYCHOPATHIC, BIZZARE, OBNOXIOUS, VILE, SICK, AND PERVERTED TO SAY TO
 PLEASE ALL YOU WEIRDOS OUT THERE WHO CRAVE THIS KIND OF
 GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!  .......shoot, I had something........

I guess this is the place where a person can place   something cute and
 profound and participate in   making a statement and thereby the world
 will be a  better place to live in because of it. Andy Warhol  might be
 right after all about each person having 15  minutes of fame. I have
 always felt like I am more   of a voyeur than a participant in life
 having never  really found my niche where life can be full, rich   and
 meaningful such as a Mother Theresa, Executives,  Investors, Pro
 Athlete etc. Maybe this is because having  been born in 1954 and
 technically classified as a   member of the Baby Boomers it is still at
 the tail end.  To illustrate consider the sperm structure and consider

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Now we are writing from the public library, but from the 24. of april we
 can``t do that any more!! Guess why! The Conservatives har take power
 again. Forsvar Blitz. Kill all right-wing bastards.

Don't be an egoist, don't be gready. Money and  material things does
 NEVER make you more happy!  Those things can NEVER replace the need for
 social life/activities and a pure nature!    It's impressing how much
 we fights for those  stupid material things.    The need for showing
 your position in your society  is nothing but a primitive stoneaged
 feeling.    Mistrust (or Miss Trust) is the mother of anger  and
 violence, the reason (Mister Reason) is  the father!    Don't only take
 care of your self, but also each  other!    Have some nice days the
 rest of your lives!

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We would like someone to please visit our site and send us some mail!
 The webmaster box is full of cobwebs.

I am amateur radio operater and I work various frequency's on the low
 bands 14.295=20mtrs  7264.5=40mtrs & 7248 I been working those
 frequency's for the past twenty seven years..

Seems like a good place to visit when you dont  have anything else to
 do.

Nice Place !!!

Check out my "KEWL WORLD" You'll be majorly sorry if you miss this one!
 You will be shocked at how amazing it is once you get there. After you
 visit my home page, YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE!!! Don't pass up this
 chance.

Hey, cool web site!

If you are having problems understanding French,  Greek, Nihongo, or
 other European languages, why  not simply place a bag over your head
 and pretend  it isn't happening.

If learning comes from experimentation then I ought to be an ace.  Still
 not a lot of luck on the net.

I was going to leave a comment, but I'm afraid will be included on your
 top 100 list... :)  Thanks for putting up such a great page.

For some reason, I seem to be having difficulty signing your guesbook.
 I was traveling this super-highway looking for a "gas-food-lodging"
 exit and stumbled upon your eclectic and utterly thrilling home page.
 It is rare that we can see brilliance in action.  Being a full-time
 student, I should know.  I really should be studying right now, but I
 am not.  I have a test today that I am completely ill-prepared for and
 will probably flunk out of school because of it.  I sincerely hope that
 you are pleased with yourself!  I am affraid that you have left little
 choice but to now ask you for a job.

Hi Paula.. I know it's been a long time since I've visited you.. I like
 what you've done with the frames on your opening page..  Now .. Will
 you help HART "Get-Rich-Quick" ?? I want to retire .. Send ideas! Send
 Money!! Thanks.

I have wandered the internet for many days and many moons, searching the
 path of the rightous man <or woman, in these most politically
 correct times> for me to follow.  I have wandered far, and met many
 a character.  But, alas, I have not found the path of the righous
 (wo)man nor even found the path to happiness, tho I have tried my very
 best too and I think I have come quite close...anyhow...as I wandered
 one day, I chanced upon a small creature of sorts, and I discerend
 right away that this was a creature of great and infinite wisdom.  "Oh
 wise one" I intoned "How will I know if I will ever be truly happy?"
 "Well, to get yourself out of this fix you must ask yourself these

Seems like a person would have to be a moron to  get onto your list!  (I
 hope this does not insure   me a place in the "Classics Annals of
 History")

I don't realy have anything interesting to say but I realy hope you will
 enjoy my homrpage

I think that your page sucks big time....it's people like you
 fruits...that leave potholes on the information super highway....

Hey guys...  Just started my page yesterday....  Thanks for the
 Guestbook...  Later,eh....

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Classic my hiney!

I think Coca-Cola is the best drink around.  Always the real thing
 always Coca-Cola,  Sorry I just had to say that.  I waould love to star
 in one of the awesome Coca-Cola classic Ads, or even  carry the olympic
 torch.

Pasta again. I kicked her out, of course.

I want to meet that Brendon Tadgell guy.  He seems really nice  I hope
 he writes back in and leaves his address love Melanie.

"nice work people"    is it wr0ng to think your God. Or something close.
 i have been trying for years to make everyone happy.  i seems though
 that the more i try the more drugs  my "shrink" puts me on. this is not
 fair. aren't i  doing good, that is wrong? taking 14 pills a day  is
 killing my stomach. people just don't want to   except the truth or at
 least a nice person. they  put me in hospitals and they say i
 minipulate the  staff. i just make them happy. people are just  scared
 that one can have power. please i ask you  not to look at things
 negatively, but to except  a person on a true "mission"

This is great idea to give something in the NET.  A lot of thanks for
 your guestbook !!!

This is without doubt the best waste of time I have had for a long time
 !! I have only one question: How do I get out ??

Um...what are people actually supposed to say in these things? I don't
 get it...is this a way people show how many people have been to there
 site? It is confusing how you can get to talk to people thousands of
 miles away..and don't even know how you got there....

Ah, the world as we know it lacks the invigorating experiences of the
 mind and soul...  Then came literature that freed our minds from the
 genetic tendency we have towards football and eating raw meat.  After
 literature came the radio whose pleasant melodies of fill the rubber
 padded walls we live in.  After the radio came television whose bright
 and bold statements yearn for the attention of its viewers to cast hem
 into a a trance making them crave cheeze in a can.  Now the worlds
 greatest achievement is upon us... sliced bread sandwiched between two
 50 inch steel belted radial rubber tires.  When the world loses all
 hope, I'll gather it all and make a hopeman (you don't know what a

Continued from before... (why did you cut me off?  My message wasn't too
 long!  Long would be if I hust babbled on about my new lint ball on my
 pocket...)     Next thing I know, you'll tell me that you don't know
 what a canbrella opener is!) out of it.  This hopeman will be the
 largest one yet- big enough to build a doomsday weapon and allow me to
 rule the universe with my pet rock at my side.  Together we will rule
 in a world of perfect insanity where all who obey to my laws will be
 destroyed for their incompetence.  Yes, I will be a jello-mold!

Continued from before... (why did you cut me off?  My message wasn't too
 long!  Long would be if I hust babbled on about my new lint ball on my
 pocket...)    hopeman is?  Next thing I know, you'll tell me that you
 don't know what a canbrella opener is!) out of it.  This hopeman will
 be the largest one yet- big enough to build a doomsday weapon and allow
 me to rule the universe with my pet rock at my side.  Together we will
 rule in a world of perfect insanity where all who obey to my laws will
 be destroyed for their incompetence.  Yes, I will be a jello-mold!

Continued from before... (why did you cut me off?  My message wasn't too
 long!  Long would be if I hust babbled on about my new lint ball on my
 pocket...)    hopeman is?  Next thing I know, you'll tell me that you
 don't know what a canbrella opener is!) out of it.  This hopeman will
 be the largest one yet- big enough to build a doomsday weapon and allow
 me to rule the universe with my pet rock at my side.  Together we will
 rule in a world of perfect insanity where all who obey to my laws will
 be destroyed for their incompetence.  Yes, I will be a jello-mold!

oops!  I'm very confused at the moment, Netscape's cache has reduced me
 to lookinh like an idiot in front of millions of people....

I have HIV and a boner!

Yeah. They call me Ray Wonder, I'm naked except for a Cardigan. I'm
 sitting by the Fireside but wish I was at the Starmarket. Now, there's
 No Fun At All 'cause I've got no Salt left...It's such a Blur over
 here. Almost like Cloudberry Jam. I see Rolling Stones and Bluetones
 down by the Oasis. I say Toad The Wet Sprocket. But why? Why do I say
 Toad The Wet Sprocket? Haven't got a clue...Maybe I need Therapy? Yeah.
 Lying on the Inspiral Carpet waiting for the Smashing Pumpkins to help
 me get by. I need Therapy?

Help!!! I'm lost.  I have gone to find myself.  If I get back before I
 return, please ask me to  wait.  If I get back before you, let me know
 I was  here.  Thanks!

UHH... HELLO? IS THIS THING ON?  <H1>TESTING!! 123!
 TESTING!!!</H1>  YES!! UHHH... LIKE NOW I'M GOING TO SAY
 SOMETHING  MEMORABLE!  <H1>ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT, GENLY DOWN THE
 STREEAM!</H1>  BYE!

You can catch more flie's with garbage than you can with vinegar, then
 again you could catch more flies with either of the two with honey but
 thats of coures if youre into cathing flies.     P.S. If you can't
 stand the heat get out of the oven or poke sticks at the monkeys!!!

REPAIR ! FIX IT....

"For God so loved the world that he gave his only  begotten son, that
 you may not parish but have everlasting  life."  John 3:16

Animators are not just artist, we're happy artist  So keep those models
 rendering, those scenes pumping  and those animations jumping Smoothly!

I am beginning to love to hate this internet. I never am able to finish
 looking up what I started.  Iget caught in a wave and before I know it
 I am somewhere I never intended to be but am interested for some reason
 or another.  I never knew there was this much to "surfing". I have
 found so many places and not enough book markers.(or time)  I am going
 to try to sign off and go to bed, I just hope nothing else catches my
 eye!! Bye nice talking to ya..

What's up people out there????Jim Carrey Rules in  Movies That's why
 he's my favorite actor.Well   world see you next
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What was it i was doing before i had a bookmark  to this page?  Sorry, i
 am that unimportant to the serial#-game  to sign only to the public
 guestbook :-D  I say 42, BrainMan

Tom & Paula -noticed your h.p. in a mag and I thought I'd drop by and
 check it out. I'm impressed! Hi! from Calgary.

That's right boys and girls The Great One himself Eddie has decided to
 sign your guestbook, mark this day on your calender and tell all your
 friends.  You have the bragging  rights now so hold on to the reigns
 while you can because the thrill won't last because by the time you
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Giant, carniverous spam monsters will someday  rule the world. By the
 way, cool page.

Yo, you this is the best page on the net

I love to dress up in a girl scout uniform while   being whipped with a
 sock filled with chicken fat.  Narf!I am wearing no pants.

Visit my page and could someone PLEASE tell me how to make a guestbook
 that people can sign and view WITHOUT going through LPage.com!!!!!

Well, what can I do, sitting here by myself. I had a fight with Chris,
 my girlfriend on the phone so she would probably not come here to see
 me today.  She's at a funeral right now but she didn't really want to
 go and here I am in just the right mood to go to a funeral after having
 a fight with her.  How did I get here? I think I slipped on the mouse
 after sobbing all over it.

Hi Everybody!!  If you want the ultimate experience in art, poetry,
 pschology, ect..then come visit my HOMEPAGE!

I don't like anythig that's classic so forget it

I just thought your page was awfully funny!

I think your guestbook is just great.  We are a few days new on the net.
 We are a grassroots group with hundreds of members and volunteers to
 unify all interest groups in rebuilding the YVRR again.  The line ran
 from Merced, CA to Yosemite.  We just can't wait to create a home page
 and guestbook. Is there anyone who would volunteer to help us with a
 home in this most worthy cause.

My home page is for "3M" lovers:   Machintosh, Marketing and McDonald's.
 Mainly written in Japanese, sorry.

YOU TWO ARE A SCREAM !!!!!  Congrats on the award from NetGuide, that's
 how I found you.  Only had the chance to few the first ten of the
 guestbook entries, my daughter is biting at my heels.  I'll be sure to
 stop back as soon as I've tossed her down for her nap.  Thanks for the
 laughs !!!!

'Allo!!!! I am so happy that the whole world could see this. Bye bye! :)

I've just put the lil' one down for her nap and decided to sit back down
 with your pgae while eating a quick bite of Lucky Charms (cereal) for
 lunch.  It's the Olympic Edition of Lucky Charms with 6 new Olympic
 game marshmellows.  I just love Lucky Charms, don't you all ?  I
 usually eat all the oat pieces first, saving the marshmellows for last.
 Today though I couldn't because I was too bust concentrating on your
 page.  Since were on the subject (Lucky Charms), I've got to tell you
 that I'm really bummed.  I spent $3.89 on this box of cereal and guess
 what....NO PRIZE !!  I really don't know what's wrong with these cereal
 makers these days !!  I remember the good ol' days when they would put

ummm..... errr..... *shrug* Rock On :-)

ahh!!! Why does it feel like I'm writing an answer to an essay question?
 Oh well. Typical response. It's weird talking to somebody who can't
 answer you isn't it? Hmmm... Well I'm 13 years old, but I am definately
 not your typical teenage girl. I study human pschology and art history,
 not your typical public school classes I know, I study them on my own,
 I warned you I was weird. I 'm also studying souls, I would like to be
 a professional soul reader. This next part probably is typical I'm into
 punk music and bright , abnormal haircolors and varios body piercings,
 (I have 3, belly-button, touge, and eyebrow). Well the last thing about
 me is my name , It means 'White Wave' I think it's french or something.