The April Guestbook

CooL GUestbook its PHAT

This is one crazy place you guys have here!!! I'll for sure be back!

This site is uncool.  My site is only a week old. I already  crashed my
 computer and trashed my site during FTP.  The only  entry I have in my
 guestbook is from my wife....she didn't even put it there  I DID!!!
 When I was testing the guestbook out.  You guys look out though, I've
 almost finished rebuilding my site...I'll upload it soon.  (Hey don't
 feel bad, this site  isn't that uncool...as a matter of fact it doesn't
 even suck).  Do you think that I've been  up to long?

If your name is Dave: I hate you for walking out and leaving me the
 kids, taking the BMW off my hands. If you're Annie, you still have my
 green sweater and owes me babysitting time for the last time you
 borrowed my green sweater. If your name is Jon, are we stil on for
 Satruday? If your name is George, my kids are adopted and I'm still 22.
 If you're Danny, you owe me big bucks, escaping to another country
 won't work again. If you're Sharon, Yee hates you, is forced to marry
 you because of guilt so congratulations, finally you did it. If you
 have access to Hagen Daze ice cream, give me a call. If you are none of
 the above, hi! (sweet smile)

....Well, I don't really know the point of this or who's or if it
 belongs to anyones home page but Ill leave this message.........'Cool
 Man'

ha

The intellectual stimuli encompassed in your best 100 page was truly
 profound.  Such a  smorgasbord of gifted writers in one place.  My
 scope on the schemes of society has been  greatly enlarged.  My chapeau
 off to you.

I've been inspired by your lists of best guest   book postings - as you
 look through this posting,   noticing the keyboard in front of you, and
 the  chair you are seated on, you may be surprised  to find yourself
 becoming more relaxed; as you  notice the sounds of the computer, I
 wonder if you'll  be reminded of the times that you have completely
 let go; and it may be that you'll find yourself  drifting over to check
 out the web page at   http://hypnos.base.org

How much is the CIA paying you? I caught onto it  after I read the first
 three entries! You are not  very good at covering your tracks. I have
 phoned  the local police, and they are looking for your  house right
 now!

Hey really cool page! I dont have anthing crazy to say at the moment but
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HEY!!!  FOR ALL THOSE ROMANTICS OUT THERE COME HERE!  I WANT YA HERE!!!
 COME ON SIGN MY GUESTBOOK AND SHOW OTHERS YOUR   OPINION ON LOVE!  I'M
 WAITING FOR U!

No doubt about it.  Guestbooks have got to be the best thing invented.
 There is just one thing I have never understood.  When people sign 'em
 why is it they always feel compelled to say that your page is the best
 on yet.  Well thanks for the laughs .    Best wishes and luck in all
 you do.  Jennie Smith

This page sux, who thought of the idea to put a page of guestbook
 entries together.  You should get a life and make a page like mine!

Despite the cost of living, it still remains popular.

Gosh, that's what I love about the net, just when  you need a good
 laugh, you find it!! Had such a good  time that I'm signing a guestbook
 for the very first   time! My life will never be the same.

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!!! I HATE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR GUTS!!!
 Anyways, care for some tea that got snorted through my nose while
 laughing at this site (I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.
 Isn't that reassuring?)  I'm a part of The Hole In The Attic's Social
 Elite group, and your not! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!!! And you can take
 it to the freakin' court system. Cause I'm better than you.   Now if
 you will excuse me, it's time for my daily "medications..." (yeah, that
 oughta cover me up! Ooops, shouldn't have written that. Oh, well, it
 looks like it's suicide again for me. *Sigh*)  By the way, are you two
 like married or something? I mean, how'd two screwballs like you end up
 in each others arms? Maybe it's "Birds of a Feather Flock Together."
 I'll leave you two in your bed now. I see you want to be alone.

So, do you have room and board for all of us  so called, "guests?" And
 do I get anything for signing this guestbook? And why is it called a
 guest book? It should be called an electronic gibberish slot.......

So, do you have room and board for all of us  so called, "guests?" And
 do I get anything for signing this guestbook? And why is it called a
 guest book? It should be called an electronic gibberish slot.......

Some of your margins are off, and the color combination  could have been
 given a bit more thought.  Other than that,  this page is fantabulous
 and breaks most, if not all,  web-site design guidelines; you're my
 kind of people.

Hey waz up out in the real world

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Hi folks, If you are looking for something interesting here, you might
 as well count the pixels on your monitor. I sit here day after day,
 typing away on this !@$%@#!@ keyboard. I have lost sleep, and I look
 awful...BUT, I LOVE IT.   It is about 1:00am. This is the best I can do
 this time at night. And yes, I have a life. As matter of fact, when I
 unplug my computer from my hip, I actually enjoy the world.   ARK

    HEY YA'LL!!I'M JUST A LITTLE SOUTHERN BELL!! NOT TO MUCH TO SAY SO,
 BYE-BYE!!   P.S.HAVE FUN ON THE NET!!

This is a pretty cool site.  I forgot How I stumbled upon it.  It is
 pretty cool though.

WHO SAYS WHATS NORMAL. I MEAN WHATS NORMAL IF WE  HAVE NOTHING TO
 COMPARE TO. ALL I CAN SAY IS WHEN  YOU SEE A FALLING STAR WISH FOR
 MENTAL HEALTH AND  GOOD MUSIC. KURT WILL LIVE ON FOREVER IN OUR
 HEARTS!!!

I suppose now I should think of something really cool  and unique to
 say, but too bad, I don't. So I guess  that's makes me less special
 than anyone else who has  signed this guestbook. If I actually had
 something funny  or original to say I would say it, but not to your
 guestbook.  I have better ways to waste my time.

Yeah, I was just surfing the net and happened to run across  this page,
 thought it was pretty neat. Bet you spent alot of  time and effort in
 it. I used to think that it would be  nothing to get a homepage and
 dress it up a little, make it  look pretty by putting cute pictures on
 it, but then one day  I got my page converted to HTML and then it was
 hell from there.  I am probably one of many who were forced to learn
 HTML, that is no laughing  matter, its the pits. Webpages take alot of
 time and energy,   especially for those who don't have either most of
 the time anyway.  Thats all I have to say for now. Good day all.

"One bright morning in the middle of the night  two dead boys got up to
 fight.  Back to back they  faced each other, drew their swords and shot
 each  other.  When the deaf policeman heard the noise  he came to see
 the two dead boys.  If you do not  believe this lie is true, ask the
 blind man, he   saw it too."

Come visit any time 24 hours a day.   Your guestbook adds a touch of
 class to our web page.  Thank You Tom & Paula :*

I've been cruising your website for hrs here  tonight,its better than
 Heaven'sGate!Just  don't make me eat the pudding!  Bye!

hey whats up just lookin for afun way to meet new people

Hey!

Surfed your site today...loved it!  I'm definately adding this one to my
 links, although I'd have to add a new entry for "OUTRAGEOUS".  Just got
 on the net recently and I'm having a blast.  Got so far ahead of
 myself, I went ahead and created a site, though I'm still working on
 it, I've got links to just about anything and everything.  I'd like to
 include everything, but we all know that's impossible!  But hey, you
 guys made it.  Know any really interesting stuff you'd like to see
 added to my site, visit me and let me know.  If it looks good, it might
 make it too.  I know this is a cheesy way to get people to take a look
 at your site, but hey, I'll try anything.  OH!  By the way...Don't
 forget to SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!

I love GiJoes!!!!they are my lovers w/smelly feet   and rampfart doggie
 farters but yes?!?! i do wake   with plastic in my cunt so what? it's
 nature right   did u know the ramplets come in my cunt at night??   But
 the gijoes save me what???

I am slowly going crazy123456switchcrazy going slowly am i 654321 switch

I have surfed the net from here to there  seeing pages both nasty and
 devine  None compare to the wonders herein  these pages of thine!  Keep
 up the good work  I was truly amazed  that anyone would be  so guest
 book crazed!!!    You have a wonderful site...I WILL be back again!
 Best Regards!

hi! i'm lower case letter person! ha ha ha! this is a very strange site
 visited only by very strange people. why is your background that dorky
 school bus yellow? well, is that strange enough to put in your 100 most
 classic guestbook entries? probably not. well gotta go check my mail.
 bye!

WELL, I just read your tips for signing guestbooks  and I have found
 that I already broke 4 rules.  Whoops!  ha ha.  Anyway I'l be down in
 the basement  rolling off a new batch of twenty dollar bills.  Write me
 if you want a box.  And if you guys are   from the Department of the
 Treasury, nevermind.

i'm proud to make my song-writing daybew on "www.verycrazy.com".
 PEACEFUL COLORS SONG  by Phillip Otterness  (To be sung to the tune of
 "German Bratwurst Festival")    Peaceful colors, peachy keen,  Happy
 happy, yellow and green.  Peaceful colors, in my head,  Happy peaceful,
 blue and red.    A fuzzy pink bunny,  and a fluffy white cloud.
 Knowing all these colors,  makes me oh, so proud.    A golden rooster,
 cock-a-doodle-doodle-do.  A fat brown cow,  moo moo moo moo.    A silly
 purple panda,  odd colored chicken-al-la-king.  Of these pretty colors,
 we'll continue to sing.    Now our peaceful song is done,  Wasn't that
 just fun Fun FUN!

DEATH TO THE LOWERCASE LETTER PEOPLE! CAPITAL LETTERS WILL RULE THE
 UNIVERSE!! HA HA HA HA HA! (MANIACAL LAUGHTER ECHOING OFF COMPUTER
 SCREEN AND EERIE ORGAN MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) I...OH NO! MY OTHER EVIL
 HALF LOWERCASE LETTER PERSON IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER MY MIND! I CAN'T
 HELP MYSELF i'm starting to write in lowercase! NO!! THIS CAN'T BE
 HAPPENING! AGGGGHHHhhhhhhh ha ha ha!

Hey I wuz here and you were not so now i'm gone and your here!  how does
 it feel to be lonely like me!  Too bad you aren't as cool as me to
 write something as cool as this!!!  Well gotta jet!  C-Ya Round

Hey I wuz here and you were not so now i'm gone and your here!  how does
 it feel to be lonely like me!  Too bad you aren't as cool as me to
 write something as cool as this!!!  Well gotta jet!  C-Ya Round

Today is the sacred Llama Passover.  In this beloved tale, a large wolly
 llama named Melvin Christopher Abdul Raki-Ashashshaini Davis Jean-Luc
 Francis Louise Goodbody flys over your house.  If you do not have a
 black sheer women's 5X robe from Fredricks of Hollywood hanging from
 the peak of your house...Melvin Christopher Abdul Raki-Ashashshaini
 Davis Jean-Luc Francis Louise Goodbody (or MCARADJLFLG for short) will
 fly over your house, put bologna all over your walls, take your wallet,
 drive to Vegas, and order expensive drinks while playing roulette with
 sweaty bald men in pastel shirts with the tops unbuttoned and so tight
 you can see there nipples. After a night with the sweaty bald men, he
 goes back to your house, and wakes you up. You say..." But MCARADJLFLG,
 I was meaning to hang it up there, it's just..." and then MCARADJLFLG
 says "your punishment is to say my full name as fast as you can" and
 you say..."But MCARADJLFLG, I'm sorry." And MCARADJLFLG says "Okie
 Dokie...That's all I needed to hear from you."  That is the sad but
 true story of MCARADJLFLG and the Llama Passover....  And the moral of
 the story is..... Men shouldn't wear pastel shirts, especially if we
 can see your nipples. ~:o)

You know, I always wondered about something... if you feed a neon-
 colored hamster right before bedtime, will it have nightmares? Just
 another one of those questions I'll never know the answer to, as neon
 hamsters undoubtedly will have trouble falling asleep in that bright
 light... "Neon hamsters can't sleep at night". So you'd rather come
 visit my Yellow Penguin Page instead.

Some people say the weirdest things when they sign  guestbooks. Not me
 though, I just ramble on and   on and on and on and oh well. You get
 the picture.  Great page by the way.

Is there anyone anywhere in this whole world who can explain why do
 people hate each other, cause of their color is it because they think
 that being some other race makes them so precious, than i would ask
 them if they are so precious, then what is that makes them exactly
 that??  if they even come upto to one reasonable answer then i am gonna
 reward that person with $500000 (ofcourse not) , but i would only like
 to know. Why do they hate other people when the others also have blood
 which is red, others also feel when they are loved or hated, so howcome
 some people can't resist sittin' quite and begin talkin about other
 races, well i'm only gonna say one thing RASISTS STINK AND LOVE RULES

WOW!!! This is the greatest page ever.   I can't believe I spent the
 last 2 years   surfing the net and didn't find you until now.   I've
 wasted 2 years of my life mndlessly   roaming through cyberspace not
 knowing about this page.  Now that I see how others sign guestbooks I
 must   stop my practice of filling in guestbook blanks   with "enter
 name here".   Thank You

Hi. I have been surfing the Web for about...1 year and 3 minutes
 straight. I just want to celebrate this moment with you. thanks

Guestbook? What? How did I get on the Internet?

-----SEX------  Now that I've got your attention, what does this thing
 do?

-----SEX------  Now that I've got your attention, what does this thing
 do?

So there it goes. I'm signing this crazy guestbook and nothing is
 happening. The clouds are passing by, snow is falling down, everything
 is vanishing into grey ... I just hope you find your way to my homepage
 and have a look!!

Chicko doesn't like this demnted home page.  He wants to bite it and
 scratch it.  He wants to peck its eyes out.  Chicko's gonna GETCHA!!
 wanna know who Chicko is?  Visit the link to my page and visit my other
 page at hhtp://free.websight.com/Sorensen3/

Hi, I was just surfing and wound up here in your guestbook.  I'm from
 Canada.  Yes, that's right, Canada.  You know, that big old place above
 the US?  Oh, now you got it!  Good job.  By the way, for you ignorant
 people (AKA Americans) I do not live in an igloo.  I have never even
 seen an igloo!  In fact, where I live we only get snow once or twice a
 year!  Doesn't that just shatter your whole image of Canada?  I'm sorry
 to do that to you, I know how much you like to believe that Canada is
 the same as Antarctica.  Especially you idiots that come up across the
 border in the middle of July with snow skis strapped to the roof of
 your cars.  Hello!  July?  Sun?  They usually go together and well, the
 sun tends to melt the snow.  Sorry.  But what really kills me is that
 people who live in places like Seattle, which is like, 2 hours away
 from Canada, that seem to think when you hit that border there's some
 kind of Twilight Zone thing where on one side its 30 degrees and on the
 other side its -30 degrees.  I think its about time that some people
 pulled their heads out of their butts and took a good look around!  But
 now that off my chest, I'd like to say, HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
 Laura  P.S. "Roof" is not pronounced "ruff"  and "out" does not have an

Please tell my mom to stop using the internet  so much... I am getting
 dizzy in here.

Uh...I Liked your tips and stuff....they were pretty Cool....Don't visit
 my HomePage though....I just got it and I'm still working on
 it....Hmmm....I like the Wallpaper too....Hmmm.....Don't you hate when
 you have nothing to say??.....Hmmm...and you end up babbleing
 on.....hmmm.....Uh......Hmmmmm........thats about it...Hope to
 uh....Yeah...Uh...nevermind.....bye......oh...and...uh...nevermind....b
 ye again......

Its uh...me again....My friend Cookie Monster of FlipNod...would like to
 say a few words....  Also..can I put a link from my Page to
 here....Thanx.....Well..Here's Cookie....    Hey everyone..Ya know..how
 like Ducks fly in a V and stuff....well did you know why one side of
 the V is loger than the other???....Uh..because thairs mor ducks in
 it.......Thank you...:)  -CM-

By the way....YOur Loony.....  -Dave BeefOven-  Yet another of FlipNod

I bookmarked your top 100 page! If you put me in it be sure to email me
 so that I can check it out!

A guest canno be a guest is he'sa hangin' round to jest.  And I jest got
 caught for not being a guest!

One thing I'm not is a liar.And another thing I'm   not is a
 liar.However I'm VERY repetitive.But   thats near irrelevent when it
 comes right down to   it isn't it? Let me get you a coffee..no..let me
 tell you something.If I was freezing in   Antarctica..or anywhere
 overly cold,and I had to   burn money to stay warm..you know what I'd
 do?   I'd burn the $1 bills first! Then if I were   rescued,I'd still
 have most of my money   left....unless...CRAP!!!!! What if I was only
 carrying $100's???? DAMN! I guess that just goes   to show repetitive
 liars have a good   understanding of what it means to be cold.   One
 thing I"m not is a liar.Another thing I'm   not is a liar.However I'm
 VERY repetitive.But   thats near irrelevent when it comes right down to
 it isn't it?Let me get you coffee..no..let me tel   you something.IfI
 was freezing in Antarctica..or   anywhee overly cold..and I had to
 burnmoney o   stay warm..you know what I'd do?I'd burn the $1   bills
 first!That way if I was resued,I' still   have mostofmy
 money..unless..CRAP!! What if I was   only carrying $100's? DAMN! I
 guess that justgoes   to show repetitive liars have a good
 understanding of what it means to be cold.

This is really pathetic, i cant beleive you really expect people to
 waste thier time writing in your pitiful little guest book.Wait a
 second....what am i doing? i feel strangely compelled to write
 anyway.Maybe i should take the time to write something creative. The
 azure moon nestled silently in the bosom of the necrid exspanse of
 space.

This is a different page....... I mean guestbooks!!  By the way, can you
 people recomend a better one than Lpage.com???    Feel free to visit
 any time:  <a href=http://www.slhk.no/stud/jone
 OnMouseOver="window.status='This is the gateway to heaven..'; return
 true" OnMouseOut="window.status='Hey.. Dont forget to visit Jon Egils
 homepage ';return true" ><img
 src="http://www.slhk.no/stud/jone/jonban.gif" ALT="Jon Egils homepage
 logo"></a>

This is a different page....... I mean guestbooks!!  By the way, can you
 people recomend a better one than Lpage.com???    Feel free to visit
 any time

I am making a desparate attempt to join the rest of  the retards in your
 guestbook.  I will tell you a funny  story.  There once was this man
 who liked to eat potatoes,   but one day he ate too many and was eaten
 by a large  spud while going poo.  This has amused me greatly.  Dr.
 Renfro tells me this story when I feel sad.  He helps  me a lot.

Heya guys! How'Z it goin? Really?! Wow.  I'm just rooty tooty fresh and
 FRUITY today.  (I'm all strawberry scented, if you're kind of confused
 here.) Well.  I have just laughed my way through your super duper site.
 It really is phenomenally cool.  Smootharama in a milkshake glass...
 Yup.  Um, so.  Nice advice in your "Tips on Signing Guestbooks." I had
 this guy totally dis my page one time in the guestbook.  NOT anything I
 would want everyone to see.  Complimenting is the way to go.  It didn't
 exactly make me want to run and sign his guestbook, either.  Why is it
 that I am the only person who leaves loooooong entries in guestbooks?
 Everyone just puts, "nice work, Kim." I HATE that.  It's just so... not
 personal.  Though I don't actually personally KNOW them... still.
 Before I jet, I have decided I am going to put a few little personal
 tidbits for you to feed off of.  AND, though you may not care, too bad.
 I feel open today.  Wonder why.  OKay, first off.  I have THE hugest
 crush on Pete Sampras.  (The um, tennis player?) And second... I hate
 when people you know personally steal stuff off of your page.  That is
 just the LIMIT.  Like quotes.  I had the coolest quotes on my page, and
 some nonoriginal person just up and took them.  I was like, Rrrrrrrrr.

i was born in coral springs where i need to wear lots of jackets in
 order to not get cold but the real thing that bothers me is cars.i just
 dont like cars.i know...i know,its sounds crazy but they just look
 stupid in front of people`s houses like it`s an honor to have your car
 in front of a persons house.maybe im just jealous because...dont tell
 anybody but i dont have a car,i like to ride on those fake cars that
 you can get at toys r us,like ninja turtles and stuff.actually those
 cars are beautiful but they are also shiny.i am 50 years old and im not
 married but im looking for a wife that rides fake cars too .maybe its
 because im bald and wear pink dresses but all of my invisible friends
 are bald and wear pink dresses and i want to be cool like them.on
 friday night i usually go down to the old country western dancing
 program because i love to learn many things because im very talented
 and im also very cool.they look at me funny as if im crazy or
 something.  well bye  p.s.dont poop on birds because then they smell
 bad.hahaha.get it?thats a cool dude rock and roll joke.im strong and
 hard and cool.

I am very pleased, my friends, to have found this site. It has been very
 enlightening to finally discover what Americans spend most of their
 time doing.  I have wondered this since they showed His Most Eminent
 Prominence, the Right Honourable Mister President Clinton going for a
 jog (as is his custom). He said it was the best part of his day.  But
 my most important question will always be, why isn't the Macarena music
 the default one?

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There was a boy who's parents were breaking up,  Judge "Do you want to
 stay with your father?"  Boy:"No, he beats me."  Judge: "OK, do you
 want to stay with your mom?"  Boy:"No,she beats me."  Judge:"Then who
 do you want to stay with?"  Boy:"The Toronto Maple Leafs, They never
 beat anybody!"    :->

uhhhh...yeah. this page was insirational and i think i will change my
 life now.   thank you for being so kind as to let me write in this
 little (really little) box that is making me clostraphobic  i think
 that now is shall go find a nice little place to sit.  ok.....bye bye.
 oh....wait. one more thing. send me money. *HAHA*

Help! I'm from Hawaii and I'm stuck  living in Washington. Will this
 hell   never cease.

If u have a dog this might sound familiar to ya.  Ok i was dog sitting
 for a friend and the dog wants to go  outside like evry hour to take
 care of it's waste mangement. First thing the dog  does when it comes
 back in is go straight for the water bowl or  food bowl. I think it is
 kinda funny that the dog is in a hurry  to resupply it's bladder so
 that i have to get up again to let it outside.  It is like a conspiracy
 i think to keep me up and dog owners up all over the   world to be at
 the beck and call of dog's so that the  China men can invade ther US on
 a 3 day weekend using commercial jets  and coming in from Mexico and
 through Canada. China  could easily lose several million people to the
 conquest of the US. To bad for them  that all us Americans have the
 right to bare arms and stuff.  It is a Constitunional right .    Er
 that is all i have to say   umm.......  PatMan

Do you guys know i saw a kangaroom go boxing and i seen big bird working
 at blockbuster video. And also, Hamsters are the president. Did you
 know that? Please go to my homepage okay?

Okay so I'm not a classic as the others but give us a break some of us
 are just screwing around!

Being True to thy own will make one True to all others.  For it is not
 the one who looks free to others, but the one who   is free to
 themself, that makes a man a man.  Be black because you want to be not
 just because you were born Black.  For real brothers--Keep the Faith.
 tango911-K A Psi

This web site is neat.  The music is great...  AND THE GUESTBOOK IS
 GREAT TOO!!!

Cool & Craaaaaaaaaaazzy!

VISIT my homepage please

YOUR ALL PUFFS IF I COULD KILL YOU IF I
 wOULD.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
 AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHhi mom

YOUR ALL PUFFS IF I COULD KILL YOU IF I
 wOULD.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
 AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHhi mom

YOUR ALL PUFFS IF I COULD KILL YOU IF I
 wOULD.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
 AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHhi mom

Isht klopf trhuol nikfimpipen usba tulk.  Vroom kiopen setlif.  Inda
 bunga tingoluman.  Bhytisnimmen klopf trhuol.  Jirzx Qikl.  Ninh
 isklma. Humuhumanukunukuapua'a.  Hulpenstgnio. Cheopsticle.
 Hildgeinpirkok.  Isamudex.  Zierlon pujt hilyinstop.  Gnots a lopa.
 Nulipornog.  Ishta humbugtualanga.    Paula, we have Tom in a dumpster
 somewhere.  The dumpster's location is written above.  If you wish to
 have the translation, send a check or money order of $15,000 to:
 Democratic National Party Fundraiser  1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
 Washington, DC    BONUS: A night in the Lincoln Bedroom!!!

Aloha Everyone! How the heck are you?? Sorry about  the fields above...
 I was feeling a little backwards! LMAO!! Um... ok, gotta run... kev

hellow. i'm changhun lee.. from korea  i introduce my homepage.  it's
 got cyber poet, poem noet, and many movie poster   and have saying
 about pop musician..  i waiting for your visit ..

LOL HA ha har..<sniff> <Sniff> geez..lol...ya got anymore of
 them there ahhhhh funny thingys you call entries????

I've got fungus growing on my ass!!!

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the
 same!  (If you understand this joke, then I have -no idea- why you are
 on this weird page.)

There. Aren't you happy, I've signed your page twice.  No pleasure. My
 problem.

your page is really cool.  i don't have anything strange to write, i
 don't have multiple personalities or anything.   sorry

Hey...COOL page!!!

hey, what happened to my entry? i entered a guestbook, trying to leave
 my mark, trying to achieve immortality and all of march's entries
 disappeared!!! now, how in the world will i become immortal? there is
 always plan "b" which i affectionately call "cheese" but that's for me
 to know and MAYBE for you to find out.. well peace, love, happiness,
 pet your dog, sing a song, drink a beer, give up meat, and smoke 4
 packs of cigarettes a day!

I actually came looking to find how to get a book  thingy for my own
 page and instead decided to   comee in here. What a wwonderful little
 device   you have for taking us students awway from our important
 studies  instead of getting bored and trying to sleep in class, we have
 to sit through some ridiculous attemptss at hhumour by  people who I
 bet are not aliens at all. In fact, I think  that person (from the #1
 funny pagee in top ten) was   actually a friend of the person who's
 page it was.  It's a scam, it alwways it, I cannot believe people get
 sucked in the way they do, dragged into meaningless   conversations
 aand diatribee on some subject that does   not even resemble a coherent
 arguement. I must also   take time to ask why you don't have a
 sspelling thing  in here. I am so used to thee little red squiggles
 left by that word7 thingmaprogram that I get paranoid  if I don't see a
 little red squiggle every five   words or so. And it is not as iff
 those squiggles   actually do anything, just sit around and go   "hey,
 you stuffed, I hope next time you will   realise that we red squiggles
 are better than   you and you will never win". Of courseI find  this
 slightly disturbing as I even like to   win occasionly. ifyou

Guest books interesting concept, hmmmm, well since i'm   like Ralphie
 I'll just have to say, "My cats breath  smells like cat food," and sign
 off.

Come Around my Way.

yeah.. umm.. ok. So I see that the invisible johannasburg dragon has
 bitten you in the gonads. Seek help.  <p>  <font size=1>
 DISCLAIMER:  <br>  In my country the word Gonad is not considered
 to be of offensive origin .. I believe it was derived from the saxon
 language. However I may be telling you a falsehood. Please forgive me
 if I am.     <br>  ThisAsOnlyUseableInParticipatingStores,
 PleaseCheckLocalListingsAnd ... Call your local cable operator.. and
 tell them you want to see Starz.

yeah.. umm.. ok. So I see that the invisible johannasburg dragon has
 bitten you in the gonads. Seek help.  <p>  <font size=1>
 DISCLAIMER:  <br>  In my country the word Gonad is not considered
 to be of offensive origin .. I believe it was derived from the saxon
 language. However I may be telling you a falsehood. Please forgive me
 if I am.     <br>  ThisAsOnlyUseableInParticipatingStores,
 PleaseCheckLocalListingsAnd ... Call your local cable operator.. and
 tell them you want to see Starz.

Ok. You have made a complete fool of me by disabling HTML. I now see it
 says it at the top... but I mean... how much can one man read? Ya know
 what I'm saying. Well.. I just got a call from my agebt.He said you
 will have to reinstate HTML cuz there is a slight lapse in your time
 space thing. HTML would quickly fill this void with a H1 .. and perhaps
 a lil sealing from a B tag. So.. as you can see... the only life that
 you are endangering is your own(s). (How would one go about saying own
 plural form? WHERE'S MRS. LAMB WHEN I NEED HER!!!!! Wait.. I dont even
 like it when I'm in her English class... why would I want her to come
 here and tell me about how to use the English Language. I don't even
 speak English. I speak American. There is a diffrence. The English use
 more of their nose breath when they do it. So... I dunno. Would you
 care to see some famous people before I jettison myself back onto the
 web? ======|:-) - Abe Lincoln .... @:-) - Elvis. {:-) - Alfalfa .. ok.
 I'm done. Now get outta heah!

...on the Third day,   a dark cloud approached from the west...  A cloud
 of swarming locusts!  And a Mantis was the Spawned.  I, Zorak!    Of
 all the planets in all the universe, I had to get stuck on this one.
 Earthlings.  Feh.  You're messy, you smell funny, you can't drive and
 don't even know how to get into or out of an elevator!  I shall devour
 each and every one of you!    Luv,   Zorak.

Well, I don't really have much to say, so I won't  up a bunch of lines
 with useless drivel and nonsensical  crud that comes from the minds of
 those who are, say, "less  fortunate" in the "little gray cells"
 department (if you know  what I mean), so anyway, I'm just going to jot
 a brief message  that says...says...darn, I forgot what I was going to
 say, just  like my old aunt used to do before she started cutting out
 paper  dolls down at the home for the significantly reality impaired.
 She's really not ... Honey, what are you doing with the hatchet  and my
 modem cable?  NO!!! @!$%@#%NO CARRIER

There was something extremly important I was gonna  write here, but I
 cant seem to remember what it   actually is. Wait a minute, it´s
 comiiinnng bakc.  Oh craap. I´vve forglottten howw too spelll.

I LOVE the page (s) I even bookmarked it for NO REASON!!!!!!!!!!Aren't
 you happy? Anyways, visit my lovely site and I won't have to bite off
 your head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But really,
 fokes, I'm not normally like this, I'm just high on the night. (It's
 late) Ok, answer me this, which way do you wear an eye ring? With the
 eyelashes pointing toward the tips of your fingers or toward your
 elbow? I don't know!!!Bye, Galixy Girl

Did ya know that cheese comes from chickens,glass comes from cows, and
 plastic comes from fish? Well we learn something new every day don't
 we.

Hello There!!!!!! The link you see on top is not my page but a page i
 have been working on for one of my friends. Anyway, I have set a
 wonderful theme to it. Get This!! The Woods. Well, her guestbook is not
 a guestbook anymore, but a tree. Yes, that's right, you're not deaf.
 You can Carve the tree of View the tree, But NO peeing on the tree. Got
 that Tom? I would dare you! Anybody spent 48 hours on the net? I have.
 Took me all week to make this page, and guess what? No under
 construction sign. If you think i'm crazy, i am not. I have a friend
 crazier than me. Ok, i admit it, i am a bit crazy. Well anyway, come
 and visit Shadow's page and Carve the tree. That's it for me.  P.S:
 Paula, we cut a tree stump just for you.

Jesus !! , U guys are sad.    I aint gonna write no funny bullshit just
 to try an get in yer stupid book.    You should do somefink worthwhile
 wiv yer time !! Like an anti goverment homepage  or something like
 that. !!!    Bloody sad that you're wasting yer talents !!!    When
 there is so much shit wrong wiv the world.

 You want us to be funny and think of something smart to say?? Are you
 crazy, you're asking for trouble. It's kinda like opening a cracker
 jacks box and picking out all the nuts. Only this time they are not
 carmel coated and there is no prize at the bottom. Oh well.. It's
 always fun being a little crazy, just not to the point of where the
 chuckle wagon is going to come and carry you off to the Asylum so you
 can wear one of those nifty jackets that allow you to hug yourself all
 day long, talk about loving one's self.    And what's with this mass
 suicide thing? Heavens gate huh?? Hmmm, what do they think that it sits
 on some far away planet and all the angels are little green aliens??
 Yeah just what I want to do, commit suicide cause I

Wicked job I am impressed I could never do anything like that. I have a
 computer geek brother that does all of that stuff for me. The design
 kicks ass. Keep up the good work.

DO YOU HAVE AN INTEREST IN THE INFINATE?  GOD IS INFINITE.  LET ME
 EXPLAIN...NOT THAT I CLAIM TO BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN GOD, I ONLY AM
 ATTEMPTING TO EXAMINE   ONE OF HIS MOST PROMINANT FEATURES...IMAGINE,
 IF YOU WOULD, THE THEORETICAL INFINITE LINE...IT TRAVELS IN BOTH
 DIRECTIONS FOREVER.  NO MATTER WHERE A   POINT ON THE LINE IS, IT IS
 ALWAYS IN THE CENTER.  IT IS THE SAME DISTANCE TO EITHER END.  IF GOD
 IS INFINITE, AND THAT WILL BE AN EASY ASSUMPTION TO   MAKE--GOD IS GOD.
 PERIOD. IF THEREFORE, GOD IS INFINITE, THEN IT WOULD STAND TO REASON
 THAT HIS ATTENTION IS INFINITE.  THIS WILL HELP US UNDERSTAND   HOW GOD
 CAN PAY ATTENTION TO EVERY PRAYER, HOW GOD CAN KEEP THE UNIVERSE
 RUNNING SMOOTHLY DOWN TO THE MICROSCOPIC LEVEL.  NO MATTER WHERE YOU
 ARE ON   THE INFINITE LINE OF EXISTENCE, YOU ARE THE CENTER OF GOD'S
 ATTENTION AND CONCEARN.  GOD LOVES YOU.  DO YOU LOVE GOD?  HE IS
 INFINITELY LOVING...BUT,  IF YOU DON'T LOVE GOD, GOD WONT FORCE YOU TO
 SPEND AN INFINITE LENGTH OF ETERNITY WITH HIM.  GOD LOVED YOU SO MUCH
 THAT EVEN WHILE YOU DIDN'T LOVE HIM,  HE SHOWED INFINITE LOVE FOR YOU.
 HOW? HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE ENOUGH TO DIE FOR THEM IF YOU COULD
 SAVE THEIR LIFE IN THE PROCESS?  HERE'S WERE GOD  GETS HARD TO

DO YOU HAVE AN INTEREST IN THE INFINATE?  GOD IS INFINITE.  LET ME
 EXPLAIN...NOT THAT I CLAIM TO BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN GOD, I ONLY AM
 ATTEMPTING TO EXAMINE   ONE OF HIS MOST PROMINANT FEATURES...IMAGINE,
 IF YOU WOULD, THE THEORETICAL INFINITE LINE...IT TRAVELS IN BOTH
 DIRECTIONS FOREVER.  NO MATTER WHERE A   POINT ON THE LINE IS, IT IS
 ALWAYS IN THE CENTER.  IT IS THE SAME DISTANCE TO EITHER END.  IF GOD
 IS INFINITE, AND THAT WILL BE AN EASY ASSUMPTION TO   MAKE--GOD IS GOD.
 PERIOD. IF THEREFORE, GOD IS INFINITE, THEN IT WOULD STAND TO REASON
 THAT HIS ATTENTION IS INFINITE.  THIS WILL HELP US UNDERSTAND   HOW GOD
 CAN PAY ATTENTION TO EVERY PRAYER, HOW GOD CAN KEEP THE UNIVERSE
 RUNNING SMOOTHLY DOWN TO THE MICROSCOPIC LEVEL.  NO MATTER WHERE YOU
 ARE ON   THE INFINITE LINE OF EXISTENCE, YOU ARE THE CENTER OF GOD'S
 ATTENTION AND CONCEARN.  GOD LOVES YOU.  DO YOU LOVE GOD?  HE IS
 INFINITELY LOVING...BUT,  IF YOU DON'T LOVE GOD, GOD WONT FORCE YOU TO
 SPEND AN INFINITE LENGTH OF ETERNITY WITH HIM.  GOD LOVED YOU SO MUCH
 THAT EVEN WHILE YOU DIDN'T LOVE HIM,  HE SHOWED INFINITE LOVE FOR YOU.
 IF YOU REALLY WANT TO FIND OUT MORE YOU WILL BE INTERESTED ENOUGH TO
 WRITE TO ME, VIA SNAIL MAIL...  MY NAME AND ADDRESS FOLLOW...DAVID

Hi!!  Well now!! What can I say??? Hmmmm,..  Well this is the most
 differentest, unusualist page I have ever come accross!!  Lately  I
 have been telling everyone my  bad news!! Guess what?? You are the next
 to  find out what happened to me!!  I was going to pick up my horse and
 the transmition blew on the truck!!  We called a tow truck and the
 stupid guy  didn't bring a bid enough truck to pull  our truck and
 horse trailer!!  So we had to call someone to bring another truck to
 pull the trailer home  and the tow truck to us home!!  It was awful!!
 But I am going to get my   horse next week!! So all's well that end's
 well!!

Aiieee... i actually tried to read all 100 entries in one sitting...
 Yes, i am that bored on a friday night, and in an hour i'm going
 grocery shopping... exciting huh?

Hmm...  what to say.  I dunno.  Hey you stupid chicken!  Stayed tape
 down!  These rubber chickens never seem to want to stay taped to those
 poles too long do they.  Well, HEY!  I said go away!  Stupid corpse.
 Pesky corpses never stay where they're supposed to!  <i>goes and
 tapes the chickens to the corpses..</i>  Ahh!  I feel much better
 now!

wow...you mean the whole world's gonna see this? ooh! ooh! READ THIS!!!
 AKE ME THE CENTER OF ATTENTION!!! MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL!!!!! LOVE
 ME!!!!! OH! YES! I KNOW! I'M SOOOOOOO FABULOUS!!!!!!!!! okay. enough of
 that

And now we'll pause for a joke for the blind...

Imagine your self on an excursion.  Your cruising along having a good
 'ol time.  A buddy of mine and myself were out pedeling away, it was a
 fifty mile excursion.   We were hauling ass down a pretty steep hill.
 I'm in the lead.  I hear a dog barking, no big deal to me.  A pickup
 goes by with a really big german sheppard in side the back.  Anyway, I
 procede to fly down this hill.  I turn back to make sure my buddy was
 with me and load and behold he was gone.  I start back up the hill and
 find him wiped out.  He hit the end of a guard rail--head on even.  He
 was all mangled and the bike had a few bent parts.  Apparently, when
 the pickup went by with the dog, the dog had barked righ in his ear and
 he wiped out.  I asked him what happened, he didn't answer.  I was
 getting a little worried because he didn't answer any of my question
 and then all of a sudden he says steadly and calmly..." That fucking
 dog better not be at the bottom of the hill.....I'll kill him with my
 bare hands...he better hope I never see him again...he's dead."  All I
 could do is laugh.  I still laugh when I think of it.

I pity inanimate objects because they cannot move.  Is a sofa as hapy in
 one corner, as it is in another?  And how does the room feel about it?

your page by far is the bes i mean it is way rad man its absolutly
 slammin dude i mean you are my role model i envy you.

Stop that Macerena I hate It But otherwise good page

Wus popping peeps & peepettes - madd tight website you got right  here.
 Keep it Up!

Avalanch Echidna's giude to life as an Echidna.  tip  #563    avoid fire
 ants. they taste good but the afterburn is unbearable.    this has been
 another anthropomorphic moment

hmm....just thought I'd spam your page with as many insane things as i
 possibly can. agggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh someone shut that gerbil up, the
 scratching oh the scratching!!!!!! okie that's better she's stopped now
 by the way her name is Bambie, heh heh heh.  @_@ odd looking face
 here's another one  O_o  and another one  :O)  :OP  :OD  >:O)  (:O}
 >;O(  lah lah lah lah lah lah lah lah.  Avalanch Echidna's guide to
 life as an echidna  tip #564   don't except food from humans cause they
 know here you live and are tracing your phone calls as we speak.  She's
 dead Jim, kick her if you don't believe me.

JOKE:      - 2 crazy guys (moe and joe) are trying to escape from a
 madhouse      - they have a flashlight      - they both belive that
 they can walk on the light      - joe thinks he is much smarter, but
 his 47th chromosome make him quite limited      - the must climb a big
 wall      - joe says to moe, "i'll hold the light, while you go over"
 - moe replies,"do you think i'm stupid, once i reach halfway up, you'll
 take the light off"      - HA HA HA

*clap clap* *wistle* GREAT PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You dudes and dudettes
 that think this homepage sux,then....then....Just then!!!!! Congrats
 Paula and Tommy boy:)

I am scare now!......... Run away!:(

Must write something witty. Something happy, joyful.   Inspiration needs
 inspiration. Inspiration needs inspiration.  Come from space when
 homework needed in form of little green men with   big eyes. Must write
 something which can be proudly displayed to the  world. Inspiration!
 Cast your eyes over my magnificant saying:  Hello.

         Dear Earthling,         Hello! I am a creature from a galaxy
 far away, visiting           your planet. I have transformed myself
 into this text file.           As you are reading it I am having sex
 with your eyeballs. I           know you like it because you are
 smiling. Please pass me on           to someone else because I am
 really horny.    WHOA!!  Sorry 'bout him!  Hope you were wearing a
 contraceptive...    Well that was fun but I've really got something to
 Say!!!                             I had a near death experience that
 has changed me forever. The other day, I went
 horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse starts
 bouncing out of                       control. I tried with all my
 might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could
 not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrup. When this
 happened, I fell                       head first to the ground. My
 head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not
 stop or even slow down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing
 consciousness, the                       Wal-mart manager came and
 unplugged it. Thank goodness for heroes.

Everybody's above average! -- I am a Professor and one day wrote on the
 board "Half the people in the world are below average". I then asked
 who agreed with that statement. Only four students out of 36 raised
 their hands!

Thank you Paula and Tom, thank you very much.  Now, after reading the
 top 100 guestbook entries, I feel like a total slacker.  I have been on
 the net for over a year, and I have been to God knows how many pages,
 and I have never ever signed a guestbook!  Thank you for making me feel
 like a bum.

WELL..... i don't really know what this site is about. (to tell u the
 truth) i do not see the point actually. i did not find it funny. i
 don't know why others did. anyhow maybe that is only my opinion. well i
 love u all and i don't mean to insult your page i am sure u are all
 very proud of it. here is some advice for everyone out there : TAKE
 CHANCES IN LIFE DON'T BE A SLCKER IF YOU ARE GET OFF YOUR ASS CAUSE
 LIFE WILL PASS YOU BY YOU HAVE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF LIFE AND LIVE IT TO
 THE FULLEST. AFTER ALL IF I DIDN'T TAKE A CHANCE IN LIFE I WOULDN'T
 HAVE MY WONDERFUL BOYFRIEND JAMES NOW WE ARE VER HAPPY TOGETHER SO
 THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY FOR NOW. SO TAKE CHANCES YOU HEAR!!!!!!! ok
 sooooooo bye now !!!!!!! love, allyson(you prbably think i am weird
 cause of my meessage but actually i am not SERiOuSLY!!!!!! ok bye !! i
 love you

WELL..... i don't really know what this site is about. (to tell u the
 truth) i do not see the point actually. i did not find it funny. i
 don't know why others did. anyhow maybe that is only my opinion. well i
 love u all and i don't mean to insult your page i am sure u are all
 very proud of it. here is some advice for everyone out there : TAKE
 CHANCES IN LIFE DON'T BE A SLCKER IF YOU ARE GET OFF YOUR ASS CAUSE
 LIFE WILL PASS YOU BY YOU HAVE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF LIFE AND LIVE IT TO
 THE FULLEST. AFTER ALL IF I DIDN'T TAKE A CHANCE IN LIFE I WOULDN'T
 HAVE MY WONDERFUL BOYFRIEND JAMES NOW WE ARE VER HAPPY TOGETHER SO
 THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY FOR NOW. SO TAKE CHANCES YOU HEAR!!!!!!! ok
 sooooooo bye now !!!!!!! love, allyson(you prbably think i am weird
 cause of my meessage but actually i am not SERiOuSLY!!!!!! ok bye !! i
 love you

I've always felt that the word "narf" was one of  the greatest ever
 composed by man. It's so  *DESCRIPTIVE*! Great site. I think someday
 I'll  do a psychological evalutation of guestbook  signers.

I hate this stupid planet and can't wait to get off.  Then I'll fly my
 personal Death Star over and blow this place to smithereens!  But first
 I'll take my Super Star Destroyer and blow up Kingston Junior High!
 Bwaaa haaa
 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!

  Hi cyber space!  There are so many personal quotes by people on the
 internet these days that I thought  it would be more than fitting to
 share a few of mine with u all.   - I'm not afraid to die, I just don't
 want to be there when it happens.  - There are three kinds of people,
 those who can count and those who can't.  - Nothing's more important
 than something and something's much more important than nothing at all.
 - It's not like no one's perfect, they're all just too sinful to
 realise it.  - If education is something to be taken seriously, then
 why did our teacher come to school dressed like a women?   I'll let u
 know if I hear or remember and others. Untill then,  TOOTLES!!!

Hey...this is spooky! How did the guestbook know where I was from & my
 ISP? Yikes! This remind me of The X-Files. Also the words "very
 crazy.com" which is written in that eerie green glow reminds me very
 much of The X-Files too. But you had to go break the link by making
 your logo look like burnt toast. Ah well....we can't all be perfect.

Ok, so I did it for you, will you now come and do it for me?

I like cheese! Do you? I like swiss better than   white amarican. Did I
 spell amarican right.  That was a cool page. Very coo lmusic. I lied
 the th  third sound track the
 best!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@#######$$$$$$$%%%%%%%^^^^^&&&&&*****(((((())))))))
 _____-----++++====  Anyone eating pissa right now/ I wish I was. I like
 the kind with   pepporony and no cheese. mmmmmm. By
 now!!!!!!!!???>><<<:::""{{}}||\\]][['';;,,..//
 :::::::::)))))))))))))))))))  (<--- a mutin smily face)

We've have a picture of our drummer where he's almost completely naked!
 Our singer is in love with the word 'fuck'.  We have the greates
 soundclip in the world on our homepage.  Our guestbook's from Lpage.
 You're curious now, aren't you? Well, actually one of the sentences
 above are false, so all you'll have to do is check out that page and
 see which one!

We've have a picture of our drummer where he's almost completely naked!
 Our singer is in love with the word 'fuck'.  We have the greates
 soundclip in the world on our homepage.  Our guestbook's from Lpage.
 You're curious now, aren't you? Well, actually one of the sentences
 above are false, so all you'll have to do is check out that page and
 see which one!

well well well...great page you got here.  Hey are you guys related?
 Tom Jones the singer and Paula Jones the lady President Clinton
 propositioned...hmmm interesting.  Well I'll see you guys later...keep
 up the good work.

 You people are crazy! Why the hell are you   trying to sneek all this
 info from me? I know you   people are obsessed with me! I know you want
 to   be me! But face reality! You can't be me!!! I am   sorry! But get
 over it you worthless pieces of   s**t! And why the hell do you want me
 to tell you   guys something private at the bottom? Ha Ha I am   too
 good for that!!!! Have a great day :)

All the aliens are Russian

USE YOUR IMAGINATION (must be 18+ to view this entry) :}3 >=! :) -3=!

I think that this is really nice, and I think that I meet him, he sounds
 fun to be with, and real cute, I love blue eyes, ands dimples!!!!

When I usually sign guest books it usually   gets wiped out. I sure hope
 this one doesn't.

I love your pages. I think they're kinda funny. Must of took a lot of
 time putting everything together. :)  Now...time to an HTML code into
 your guestbook showing an advertising banner to my site!    JUST
 KIDDING!  But drop by NEwayz!    Cya!

Having a time trying to creat my own web page.  I'll keep working at it,
 and maybe one day, you'll want to visit me.

Ho ho ho!! I'm Santa Claus calling from the North pole next to London in
 Germany!! Isn't it GREAT?? I tried to catch a frog out of coures but
 what did I get?? A DARN guestbook entry!! What harsh lives we lead(NOT
 copper or other metall)..... What else should I write.... oh by the way
 did ya all now that Bill clinton KNOWS that his wifes name is Hilary
 and NOT Pamela?? I just found that out talking to my sisters brother
 when I met him.... I tried to call him, Funny thing that his phone
 number are the same as mine so i can only talk to him when he is
 around. I geuss that pretty logic huh?? That I can write when I'm not
 sleeping..... or is it the other way 'round?? Ah thats to though for me
 to handle so BYE on you all!!

Well, I don't have a classic entry...I'm just signing because I hate it
 when people don't sign mine and I have to dismember them.   Come visit
 my page sometimes...

Quite the interesting site, very imformative

Me encanto tu home page!!! esta muy hermoso todo.  Mucha Suerte!!  bye.

I hope nobody see's this and knows who I am.

Great site .. I really enjoyed the visit. Thanks =)

To the demon child. My dear vampyre, there are so many of us out in this
 mortal world. You must not give up on what makes you happy. I am of
 vampric desent. My blood line falls all the way down to king Richard
 the third. My mother was a vampire as well as my father. I was a
 miracle child to them, for I'm born to mortal life with vampire
 powers.I am in search now of my mothers killers. Hunters got a hold of
 my father, this has made me hate mortals and wished I was truly not of
 them. Once I find who has killed my mother I shall be able to let my
 soal rest. It's hard in this world, demon child,existing in the
 inbetween. I find it difficult to meet friends that can accept my
 individual qualities. No! my dear demon child you are not the only one.
 In all actuality, my name is Vicki and I go to college at m.w.s.c. in
 missouri. I get together with alot of friends of mine back home in
 Alaska and role play vampires. NORA, is a new character I've just
 recently became, and I love being her! Don't worry folks there'll be
 more writtings coming from NORA.

Computers Rock: anyone wanna dance?

Really, I have to sign your guest book that I   found while looking for
 a guestbook??

Really, I have to sign your guest book that I   found while looking for
 a guestbook??

Wow, will the whole world really see this?  What about the people who
 don't own computers?  Ever consider thier feelings?  Perhaps they would
 feel left out because they would not be able to increase their mental
 capabilities from the life-changing messages here and then go into deep
 states of mental instability causing them to lock themselves in public
 restroom stalls or strip to the nakey and do the Pony.  Wow, the mass
 of negative air in my head is applying alot of pressure today.
 Hmm...odd.  You know what I hate, when people try to be different.  For
 instance some of the other people in this guestbook.  They try too
 hard.  For me, a natural and NON-PEROXIDE blonde, it comes naturally
 and easily.  I am blessed.  Au revoir!  Peace, love, and warm fuzzies!
 The Flowerchild

Good job for this guestbook...

OKAY, I VIEWED THE GUESTBOOK.  I NEVER EALIZED WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMMUHS
 THERE ARE IN THE WORLD!  FIRST OF ALL I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT WOULD
 HAPPEN IF YOU STRAPPED A FREAKIN' PIECE OF BUTTERED BREAD TO A CAT'S
 BACK.  JUST EAT THE STINKIN' BREAD AND LET YOUR CAT GO KILL A FEW MICE.
 THEN EVERYBODY WILL FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES.

Hi :)  It was a nice book you have here. I couldn't imagine  that people
 maked pages like this :)  Anyway, have you tried to look in BRANN's
 guestbok, called "roparten"?  That one is unique :)  So, why haven't
 you signed your own guestbook?  Then you can make it in the way you
 want.    See you  Kjetil

hello everyone ..this page is great ..lol*...  any aggressive men out
 there want to mail me..  any nin fans out there want to mail me..  and
 by the way i am bi ....yeah oh yeah i am 19

420 it's not just a time, it's an adventure