The Guestbook from May 1996

Serbus!    Work, play and rest!    C ya l8r,          MiKkA

Have you seen it!?!  Have you!?!  EEH!, I'm right dozey me!  But Happy!!
 MMM! 256 processed Cheeze slices!  Isn't It?  Is your wife a model Sir?
 KILL MY BOY!!!!

I called in sick today for work (Yes, I own my   own business with my
 husband, also named "Tom")  and now I find myself surfing the net on
 "your"   pages AGAIN!!:-)  Please don't tell the "other"   Tom I was
 here...he'll wonder if I was really sick   today!  I couldn't resist
 telling y'all that I   stop by frequently to steal, no, not steal er um
 get ideas (yeah, that's it!) from you. Please stop  creating such great
 pages, or I'll never get back  to work!

Please put me in the top 10!!!!  Please.....

Thanks for a chance to get a neat guestbook.

I really , really like this home page! It made me and my girlfriend
 laugh hysterically! I got the name of it from my co-worker in MN who
 says he actually knows Paula (Yeah right! And I know the Queen of
 England...) So anyway, great job and congratulations on being in
 Netguide and on being a new homeowner Paula! When does the version 2.0
 come out? I am going to send all my guestbook friends here to read
 this!

i dont know?

So, this is it? The creme de la creme. I'm really disappointed I didnt
 have the forsight to come here earlier. Now, my friend, you die.  -
 Kaiser  bang, bang, blame

Crap. Crap, crap, crap.        What?

The earth is older and bigger and can kick your   butt! In other words,
 leave earth alone.

Holy cow, I've never laughed so hard yet so silently  in my life!  I'm
 in a computer lab right now so I'm  getting some funky looks...  These
 comments are great  and I hope you keep them going!   Thanks for the
 laughs!

.egassem ym si sihT  .dreiw era elpoep  .dreiw  ton  m'I dalg m'I  .egap
 eht evoL    nitsirK

If the chickens are restless and the llamas are   squeaky, Beefarnoi is
 nutritious and there are no  Ben & Jerry's in Minnesota, what grade
 will I get  on each of my two finals next week?

If the chickens are restless and the llamas are   squeaky, Beefarnoi is
 nutritious and there are no  Ben & Jerry's in Minnesota, what grade
 will I get  on each of my two finals next week?

Hello, I must be going. I can not stay, I came to  say I must be going.
 I'm glad I came, but just the  same, I must be going.    (Groucho Marx
 in Animal Crackers, 1928)

Nirvana was and always will be the coolest band.

                 Hey.

Getting here was only half the fun.

Hello World! Hello Toaster! Hello Computer Moniter with a huge yellow
 and brown screen! Hello! Salutations! Hi! Guten Tag! Bonjour! Ello-hay!
 Okay. Allllllll done.

I was thinking of a really "Classic" message,   but my girlfriend want's
 me to take care   of the laundry !    I'll be baaacck (like Arnold)

Hmm.. I'd rather stay out of your 100-list. Thank you for some minutes
 with relaxed amusement. After this visit it is settled - I will add a
 guestbook to my homepage as well. BTW - You have a beautiful design. If
 just everyone could do it with such a style.... Bets regards, Svein
 Wisnaes

Hi!

OMIGOOSH-THE-PRESSURE!!!!----Thinking mode----  Ummmmm . . . I just want
 to be cool and be on the   top ten!  (Hey if I just made the top 100
 then   people wouldn't really read me because I'm sure   they wouldn't
 get past the first few-such as I)    Okay, here's a true fact:  Condoms
 were originally invented for protection   from STD's, or more
 specifically - chlamydia.  (Maybe instead of a "Classic" message I
 should get  "Longest"?)

you got a message!!! run!! the alarms going off!!! check the book!!
 hurry!!! aahhh!!! oh my god!!!

Oh the pressure!!!  How can I compete, I suppose   I'll just sit here
 and wallow in my own drool and  look at some more good guestbook
 entries.

Hi there, just surfin and thought I would sign your guest book.  If you
 get time stop by my page and tell me what you think.  Bye abd good luck
 Ron  Question A Cop Home Page  Title says it all

I never sign anything without reading the fine print.  BTW where's the
 dotted line for me to sign on?

What a marvelous idea!  I really enjoyed it.

found you in NetGuide, i work for the gov, big brother is....watching!!!
 There comming to take me away now, so you won't hear from me again.

Hmmm, ok, a meassage: Considering not even 99.99%  of the people on this
 planet will ever effect its  future, and how small it is in the galaxy,
 and   the galaxy in the universe, and how the Universe  could just be a
 microscopic parical in another  universe, whats the point of doing
 anything?

Hello,       I figure that surfing the net is like calling random
 telephone numbers; you never know who or what you are gonna find.  I am
 glad I found this page.

Hey guys, your page is really neat, kudos to you guys for coming up with
 such a fantafabulous idea !

I was on a quest..."To Dream the Impossible Dream"  Walking down the
 road all day..Do Da..Dooo Daaa.  When I came upon all these little
 people, little  people, little people all around me...they looked  up
 at me with big red bloodshot eyes and said "Hey  Mister...are you
 tall?"  I said "Why yes I'm tall,  but who are you weird little
 wonders." One said   "Tighten you shorts son and sing like the Duke"
 "We are the lollipop kids!" (Etc...Etc...Etc...)

I graduate in 12 days and then I am free forever

I'll have a double Sterling on the rocks, please  bartender...

PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME

Hi guys!  Come on and Visit our site!

A Coca-cola é demais! É o melhor refrigerante do  mundo. Eu bebo Coca-
 cola todo dia. Dá o maior  prazer.

Cool page here, wish my URL was as cool as this;)...keep the page  going
 forever......

Cool page here, wish my URL was as cool as this;)...keep the page  going
 forever......

Sorry, my first attempt was called Japanese music but it is not it is
 the gateway into my wierd and cute life...;)  so here we go again with
 my web URL!!!!      HOPE THIS WORKS...Welcome to chi web page!"";)

My Page is Really Neat! So check it out!!!

WHAT!

HEY 16/F HERE HOWS EVERYONE TONIGHT?

Yo...Very kool Yellow Paintmarine...! Visit and bookmark my page...!
 Wanna be de koolest page in da w-URL-d...

Hello World!  Today is Mother's Day and being a mother, my wonderful
 family is letting me spend the day doing what I love most..."playing"
 on my computer!  Although I do it every other day too, today it's all
 mine!  I am creating my own home page and I absolutly need a guestbook!
 Did I have a life berfore my computer came home?  I know my house was
 cleaner!

- Im not going!  - Oh yes, you are, son!  - No way dad, you know I hate
 tennis-practice!  - yes, but I love the smell of money and I am in
 charge  of this family, so youre going!!  - But I thought I would get
 the money I win!  - Of course you are, read our contract boy. You will
 get  1%.  - How much is that, dad?  - eehh, more than enough for you, I
 would say.

Hi ummm...  I cant think of a classic message right now, sorry.  There
 is a really, really, hot girl beside me in the lab, and I am feeling
 faint from all the blood rushing away from my brain.  BTW, GO TO MY
 PAGE, IMMEDIATELY!  I COMMAND YOU ALL!    hmmm no html support. forget
 everything you've seen here, and accept this new sign in as the
 definitive Jeremy Johnson signing.  The last one was done by a pod
 person!

An awesome place! I just installed a guestbook in the home page of my
 band (a hardcore band) so it will probably take a while before anythink
 cool will be found there! I will keep comming here regulary.

Signing Guestbooks is my most favourate internet  hobby.  I don't have a
 homepage yet but I would be  interested in knowing how to make one.

Today is not Tuesday, It's Wednesday the 15th of  May - get your facts
 right!  and the time is  5:50 pm. Oh mabey you have the wrong time
 because  you live in a different place, well we won the   America's cup
 so there!

Come Visit Pablo Cruz's Home Page! I have Internet Phone 3.2 available
 for download. A search engine page and I even have a Wing Chun Kung Fu
 page!! come by and tell me what you think!

DACA IS COMING...

Well!  After perusing your '100 Most Classic Guestbook Entries,' I feel
 that there really is no way I can compete.  That makes me so sad...
 Maybe someday after I get my own page, I'll be able to add a Guestbook
 of my very own.  That might make me happy.  I think I'll shut up now.
 That might make you happy!

YAALLDIDSAYCOMBOCOCOMBOCO?   I break for rat creatures.   Mental Blocks
 are not attacking.  Name for an electronic music group: Clock Doubler
 Chocolate Chip.  Kimshee lives.  Robert!    These idiomatic sayings are
 supposedly for my buttons: I have a button machine.  Putting these
 sayings on your page seemed appropriate.  I enjoy you page.  It is
 inspiring me.  How related people crash.

Just cruising by, be back?:-)

*YawN* top 10 guestbook entries? I've read more   exciting text in
 medical journals while waiting  for the dentist to torture me... And
 your comments  dry dry dry.... I'm not even going to try the top  100,
 although I do need a cure for insomnia...maybe  I WILL go check the top
 100 now that I think of it...    Hawkster

I have filled in the form for the twenty tooth time and it has refused
 to send. It gives me a GPF error and closes my browser or tells me the
 form  is blank. Tom

Hiya, Im just signing this cos I was here, Urm, No real reason, Bye

Hiya, I've just been here but I wasn't happy with my message, I wanted
 to write something a bit more intresting, anyway, Better be off, Seeya
 From Roosta

Earn residual income with a long distance.

*singing* THERE AIN'T MUCH IF THERE AIN'T DUTCH

Jim Carrey is my favorite actor.  I have seen all of his movies.  My
 favorite one is"When nature calls"

Music site about Madona, Enya and Braveheart   Clips. A must see for
 Computer Science students.  Tanzania's information. Hindi Songs.

I stumbled into your homepage. It was at the   bottom of a long list of
 personal home pages.  I like the colors!!! RWT

1201011710:)

Hey Paula and Tom, you're commdents are almost as funny  as the
 guestbook entries...my sisters gonna send  me to a mental home since
 I've been sitting here  for the last hour laughing at the computer
 screen  !!! lol

I doubt this will be a "classic" message, but it  serves its purpose.
 100 Most Classic Guestbook   Entries Ever -- Great Concept!    Keep up
 the good work and hope you reach millions.     Please visit my site.
 I've had one visitor sign my  guestbook and I signed it twice.  Stop
 in.

well.... yah, maybe.... ? I'll think bout it...  dunno yet.

Peace! And Hope to ya'll!!

Yes, I am trying to get on your top 100 most classic guestbook entries,
 but regrettably have nothing that I feel is that incredibly stupid to
 say to you...except this.

Hi there. I don't know what number poster I am but  I'm glad I get the
 chance to post. I am a 24 year   old female that likes to send and
 receive e-mail  from all over the world. Please send me some   really
 soon...

i have i new home page YAPI! in geocities.com cool Huh!!!  This Guest
 Book is COOL  (O__O)

Please keep your hands and arms inside the web page  at all times and
 remember no smoking or flash  photography please!

What a nice page !!  good luck  Jan Willem Veldhuijsen

i can't believe you asked for an address...i am so lazy that i just add
 addresses to my favorites list and move on ....there you have it.

i am not happy that the whole world will see this   because then they
 will all make fun of me and laugh  and say look how stupid i am.....

Hey this is a great looking guestbook. I'm new at writing html and
 building a homepage. I just put up my custom book..Thank you for your
 tips..

Raul, you are absolutely high-larious, and Tums, you are too, not as
 much though.  Tums, you are too sarcastic. I like to read and re-read
 your funny comments to the goofy people that write funny stuff in other
 people's guest books.  you came up with the coolest idea. Tums and Raul
 rule!!  <hr><center><a
 href="http://198.87.195.20/~balabri"><img
 src="http://198.87.195.20/~balabri/5.gif"></a></center>

Well, what can I say that hasn't already been said  a thousand times
 before!    Life is good! Two things are for sure, you pay taxes  and
 you die! The rest of the time is yours to live  life to the best you
 can!    Have fun and keep the planes UP!

Alright I don't know about the rest of the people passing acrossed this
 page but I for one am not worthy of the splender creative genius and
 perspiration that must have gone into this project or should I say life
 style  COOL!!!!!!!!!!

nothing to say

Once upon a time, there were three sisters who  loved milk. Then they
 died. Hope you love my sense of humour

Un vent mystérieux souffle sur l'Université de Montréal

Hi, I was really impressed by reading some of 6the comments people have
 left in the guest book. The one which I liked the most was where it
 said that it is flattering to know how many people have actually read
 through our home pages. I have just started with my home page but
 hopefully I will soon have some comments on mine as soon as I get on
 the search list and people find out about it. But good luck to you.
 Sachin Shah.

Neat idea!

Coca Cola has the best phone cards in the world.  They are beautiful and
 worth collecting.

I just finished your "100 Most Classic Guestbook   Entries Ever."  Well,
 actually, I only finished   10 of the 100 - I couldn't handle anymore
 of the   "So What does Paula think, What does Tom think."   comments.
 I'm not trying to be negative, just   constructive. Your idea about
 producing a page on   100 of the most clever witty guestbook entires is
 an   excellent one, and it has the potential of making one   of the top
 pages on the internet.  But, you've   mutilated the concept with your
 own attempts at being   funny (not-to-mention the large, un-needed
 graphics).   Would Dave Letterman's Top 10 List be nearly as funny   if
 he were to have two of his audience members   critique each line as he

Hey, I stopped in this morning and I thought it was great! I could
 barely get through all 100... some were just groaners, but others were
 absolutely hilarious. It just helps to know how many wackos there are
 out there...    hehehehehehehehehe

So your telling me, THIS is your hobby?? Mind you,  it's a very nice
 page, yet it seems a bit silly.  Well I guess it's not so bad. "Keep
 em' laughing   till you can find an escape" I always say. Later.

I was going to make a homepage, but then I   realized it wouldn't be
 very interesting since  I don't really have much of a life.

Hello,  This is not classy,but I just wanted to say it!  I'm from
 Bahrain a state east of Saudi Arabia.  I'm a real nice guy, I remember
 someone saying   to me "c'mon you sound like an angel"thats because  I
 was chatting in a channel and I geuss my thaughts  and feelings were so
 good compared to lots of people   around the world.  I know that anyone
 would not want to read this.  But please wait a second and think about
 how the   world is cruel sometimes and how you can change it   by
 beeing nice to other people.  If everyone is kind to everyone else,
 then I just don't   think but know that the world would be a better
 place  to live in!  Thank you for reading this.

Hey guys!  " The 100 Most Classic Guestbook Entries Ever", huh?  I bet
 you guys, deep down, are hoping your own guestbook will make it in
 there! <g>  Love the page design.  Sort of reminded me of...a
 Midas page!  Hey, you got the yellow background and the Courier New
 font.  All you need now is <h1> size headling saying "The Midas
 Way..." but seriously, I like the page.  Consider your bookmark done!
 Ah, maybe one day my guestbook will make it on you podium of
 cyberglory...after people stop saying their email addresses are
 BlowMe@YeahRight.Com and commenting "You SUCK!"      Well, cya!    LinK
 "in cyberspace no one can hear you scream"

I registered my own domain because I thought It'd be really cute and   I
 could actually get a date..      It didn't work..

Come to my page!!! With links to everthing cool, a ferrari page a coke
 page and more!!!

For the WHOLE WORLD??????? Oh well I'm a bit of a Voyuer.... Just added
 your guest book to my new H....P.... very impressed .. Just wanted to
 stop and say Thank You!!!!!   (((MOST SINCERE THANX ....I might add)))
 4x4 Stop on in @~~~~~http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/1642~~~~~
 anytime. The door is always open & the light is on...

...it all started the same, but just as the lemonade  zombies began
 falling from the cherry-filled,   lizard-free, crimson burnt sky,
 ......  that's when the winds began to change.            i'll
 continue, tomorrow.  Thanks

Love it.  I've always known there were some real weirdos in this world,
 but when did they get internet access?

"Cool grooovy and sassy. Must eat those links,  man, all those links are
 farout."    Timothy Leary's last words....