The May Guestbook

And they firefighters arn't crazy!!! wow, what a web page! no words to
 describe the job you did on this page, except
 wooooooooooooooooooooooonreful!!!

Well you know I was talking to Beavis And Butthead and they told me of a
 real cool site....Never believed I would be reading about setting farts
 on fire though....Wait till I see Beavis and Butthead again....

"Knowledge stimulates intelligence, and intelligence  can be dangerous
 to your complacency ... " ..... Well, that's my escuse anyway ....

To All Heavens Gate members:  !!!ATTENTION ATTENTION!!  Due to main file
 server being down the ship  will not arrive until year 2006  !!DO NOT
 EAT THE APPLE SAUCE!  I REPEAT ""DO NOT EAT THE APPLE SAUCE"!!!  SIGNED
 @#$%^

Love guestbooks........your is the tops,keep on keeping on.

All right, I sell web pages, they are $5.00 a month, you get 10megs of
 ram and free issues of lots of magazines!  Now that you know I exist
 you WILL buy from me!!  You Must, or I won't have any money to support
 my wife and two children!!

1. Is "mental health" an oxymoron?  2. If the wind didn't blow, would
 our world become stagnant?  3. Am I crazy, or just seriously disturbed?
 4. Do you think O.J. Simpson is guilty? duh!  5. Ever stop to
 think...and forget to start again?  6. Are Tom and Paula from the same
 planet?  7. Can I come back sometime and see if you put me in your '100
 best' guestbook?  8. My karma just ran over your dogma.  Thanks for the
 laughs, you guys are great!  as Arnie says.....I'll be back

Hello all you silly people out there reading this guest book in a place
 found toatlly by accident.  This place is pretty cool*looks around* hey
 neat.*leaves to look at the rest of the cool stuff*

That's just great!  You put all this preasure on me, "come on Nic, we
 need a classic entry."  And now I can't think of a danged thing!  NOT A
 DANGED THING!  However, I would be really embarresed if someone already
 wrote a comment like this and you've already published it.  Then I
 would be like one of those idiots who never reads the page, but signs
 the guestbook anyway.  I'd better go check that out right now.

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Sorry guys, this is just like any another boring entry. I love your
 site, It's cool, I love the entries, I love the comments, I love the
 colours (!!?!?), I love you, I love your sarcasm (Tom) :}, I love the
 font, I love.....

Stoppa nazismen!  (stop the nazism)  Metallica och silverchair är de
 bästa banden i  världen! Eller vad tycker ni???  Ha,ha. You don't
 understand!!  We hate:  1. Drugs  2. War  3. Ass-fyxia (a bad band in
 gothenburg)  4. Rasism  5.+ We hate that Cliff Burton died.....  6.
 Techno music  Things we love:  1. Our families  2. Xanthoria (a good
 band in Gothenburg)  3. Metallica  4. Silverchair  5. Daniel and Kirk
 6. U.S.A.  7. Sweden (sverige)  8. Internet  9. Ice-cream mmmm......
 10. Music!!!!! Heavy metal...  11. Playing the guitar
 End of the story.

Hallo, everyone. Isn't this a nice page to visit. I like the grafics and
 the colorcombinations.   I working hard to improve our homepage. On
 this page i am working together with other 2 persons and doing our best
 to make it a cool page of it. We would also like to have our own
 guestbook, where we can see who has visited us.   Have a nice time
 everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you see me? I'm the one waving......yeah that's  me.......I'm jumping
 now......

Nice page you guys have here. I might even use some of the entries in my
 own guestbook writing!

very good

I'm a signin  While Tom and Paula is bumpin an grindin  They're about to
 get their freak on  While I sit and get my drink on  This is the best
 guestbook entry ever  Don't pull my lever  Peace.

Hey!!!  Viewed your guestbook entries.  Had a laugh or 3 or 4.  Keep up
 the good work!  Thanks !!!!

Interesting......................................yes indeedy.  Very
 interesting......ok ummmmmm....nice page. Boy that music is annoying
 though.  Sorry, but had to brake it to ya somehow. Read your Top
 Guestbook thingies.  Very funny.  Could I ask you a personal question?
 What  is the best way to pull out a wedgy in public?  My mom says to
 turn your back, Oprah says to leave it there.....very confusing.

Calling ALL guestbook freaks, sign my guestbook!Or are  we having a
 shortage of guestbook freaks????

I had a great time reading your guestbook entries.  You have created a
 unique site and I say....MORE POWER!

Well, I haven't gotten any 'classic' entries yet but I think it is a
 pretty good guestbook anyway. See ya!

hi its really cool

hwllo wanna talk

Yo!  martian flutist here on a roll, trying to pollute all guestbooks
 with meaningless junk!  This is at least no.   20!   man, gotta run..
 bye and stuff.

hi, gal; da do ya  iver  had i da drink on me?  can (K) (K) can you b b
 b buy me what you are having!  Well that's mitey appreciated Lassie,
 another one, Please!  HI, What are you goin to call yo bad self
 tonite?  Hey  I once knew a chick with an Indian gnome.  Yeh you been
 living in a teepee, how bbuot another round!  I passed(hic) thru that
 same reservation system on my way to Marqrettaville.  K K K K K cunt yo
 bye moe a/a /a  nether wink@ my  bar(f) stool!  Loo wanna sit on my
 face ?                                                         TAXI!
 WEE GOTTA GO!

Do you sell shoos or chewing gum at this site because barry said that I
 can by shoos on the web and if you can tell be where to get some nice
 shoos I would be grateful.

I come here to listen to the tunes (great).  One   of the best pages I
 have visited.  But I want to  know the proper way to light farts.  I
 wouldn't  want to set my sofa on fire.  Is the petrol  the important
 part...or do you think it has some  thing to do with Mexican food?
 Well, gotta go feed my vegitarian cat!!

It's nice to see young people enjoying themselves.

I am the eggplant WOO!  I am the eggplant WOO!  I am the walrus COO COO
 KE CHOO!  BEWARE BEWARE THE EGGPLANT HAS LANDED AND IS COMING TO A
 COMPUTER NEAR YOU, I WILL SUCK OUT YOUR BRAINS AND TURN YOU INTO AN
 EGGPLANT. NOT JUST ANY SORT OF EGGPLANT BUT A LEBANESE EGGPLANT AND
 THEN YOU WILL BE CUT UP AND PUT IN A BEEF STIRFRY WITH BABYCORN SNOW
 PEAS AND WATER CHESTNUTS. AND THEN IN APPROXIMATELY 24 HOURS YOU WILL
 EMERGE FROM SOMEONES ANUS, MOST PROBABLY MINE AND YOU WILL BE FLUSHED
 AWAY TO THE SEWERAGE TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH THE WATER RATS. THERE IS NO
 ESCAPE, BEWARE!!!!

Crikey, where am I?  The last thing I remember was  pouring that beer
 down me neck in the Boggabri pub  and now me screen looks like me dog
 scarfed a  family-sized pizza and then changed his mind.

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Not much to say. Awesome page though! Love the music.

Is my entry classic?

I thing I hate about toilets is when you have diarrhea and it wont
 flush.

I don't know about classic, but I really enjoyed reading your guest
 book.  I'm reading it to my husband, 'cause we don't have a life.

Hi tom!!!  I love you!!!  your the best don't forget it!!       Luv Ya 4
 Ever!!!!          Jocilene Levo

This site is out of site ! A secret await's you at  my web site?

you SUCK.

Hi, gymnaist  girls   go  good.  Good   luck  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i feal though setting up such a hipocritical homepge such as this wich
 feeds if the mentaly or physicaly disabled as an act of fun is stupid.
 your homepage is crazy and a bit stupid at the same time.  your 100
 most pethetic entrie was so idiotic i could only stand to read 3 of the
 entries, not to mention tom and paula whos head seems to be growing
 bigger each day as there ego's manipulate there readers into thinking
 they could possibly be better than the e-mailers themselfs.  you may
 show this to anyone you want but ill know that you two weeds will
 always be of lowers class than the cockroach on my floor.....  signing
 off lone wolf wonderer of the lost worlds.....

i really like your page it's gotz awesome pitcures  but N-e-wayz I luv
 you immature XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Uh...duh...Check out my homepage folkies...whatever...

Why waste your feeble lives boring your bleeding buts off searching
 through the mindless trash in other people's guestbook's? Are the
 benefits seriously worth the drudgery? I think not...get a life.

I must say, that after browsing your site, I am so filled with warmth
 that I feel I may explode.  I am overwhelmed with good will towards my
 fellow man now. I just feel like doing something to help  the planet.
 I'm so giddy now, I think I'm going to go help an old lady ALL THE WAY
 across the street this time.  You have changed me forever. Thank you..
 from the bottom of my heart. You've saved me a ton of money on shrinks.
 Feel free to send a bill, as I am accustomed to ignoring them anyway,
 and one more won't make any difference.  Bless you,  <*}}><

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Excellent page to have some laughs.

Haven't had much experience in Guestbooks as of  yet, but before the day
 is over I WILL have one   at my site. Thanks for letting me look around
 it  has been very enlightning.

Cool as in an eskimo lollyPop and you thought elvis was dead, E-Mail him
 at: mailto:elvis@graceland.com -or- E-Mail me at:
 mailto:daniel@cyberspy.com and I will contact the king for you. You may
 not get through, so I am your best bet, tell me what you want me to
 tell him and I will forward your message or request...The king lives on
 within me!

Hmm, well, I didn't see any classic entries here, but I guess they were
 better tham the average.  Oh, and WHERE the HELL so you get the time to
 do this stuff???!!!  Well I gotta go. You haven't caught me in a
 creative mood, so I guess i'll leave it there.    'When you're trapped
 between a rock an a hard place, make sure you've got some TNT..
 ohh, and protective clothing...'

You guys are great.  Really hons, you should be   making money, having
 your face on the cover of People,    not wasting such talent. Anyway,
 when   someone figures out a worthwhile use for either of   you I'll be
 in touch.  Meanwhile, I'm also   interested in seeing Hell freeze over.
 Ta Ta.

Well I think you have some very funny shit on this page....I mean very
 funny. Im at work now and i'm laughing so hard my co-workers think I'm
 going nuts. But they know better that i've always been nuts. I know you
 get these kinds of messages all the time but I thought what the hell,
 i'll write you another one just to make you feel GOOD.    Later....

THE MAD COWS ARE COMING!!! MOOOOOOOOOOO!!! hehehe...

I really liked your page! It's fun to read! You are right, it is
 annoying when people just write "cool"   I usally respond to people
 better if they explain themselves a little!

Sting is the bomb. to 5/5/97 Monday he should come out and tear the mess
 out of Hogan. I hope he comes out during Slamberee.

Sting is the bomb. to 5/5/97 Monday he should come out and tear the mess
 out of Hogan. I hope he comes out during Slamberee.

Sting Rules. WCW are the best ever and will prvail.  WESTSIDE!

oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The voices. the voices . they are driving
 me MAD! do u hear the voices? do u? listen........................
 Well, did you hear them? Mad i tell you, MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ode to a Little White and Pink Rock Found in the W of the Woodbury High
 School Stadium as a Kildeer Screeched and Tried to Attack the
 Poet:<br>  O rock, thy diamond faeceted crystals art as hard as
 mine own head.<br>  Thy milky white complexion doth put the
 fairest maiden to shame, while thy nonsoft hardness doth hurt when I
 art hit by thee.<br>  As I scratch thee across the surface of yon
 asphalt, a fine white line comes from thy soul<br>  As I drop the
 to the packed earth a noise assaults mine ears, and remindeth me of
 marbles<br>  Why art thou so stony, silent and cold?<br>
 Hath thou a love unrequited?<br>  Why dost thou not
 answer?<BR>   Why art thou so mute?<br>  Perhaps thou
 likest me not<br>  Well. Fine then. If that be how thou feelest
 thou can drown in thy silence!<br>  With a splash and a plop the
 cruel deed is done. As thou sinketh 'neath the waves I think O what
 have I done!?<br>  But it is too late, as thy sparkles disappear,
 'neath the surface of the rippling pond.<br>

question: why do men take reading material to the bathroom?  is this the
 place where mind boggling decisions are made. i don't know about anyone
 else but this is one place i don't stick around to ponder the meaning
 of life and my place in the universe.also, whats up with the pants
 around the ankles? is this like some ancient ritualistic praise to the
 porceline god to send them messages from the beyond or the tidy bowl
 man? Whatever its still wierd.anyways i was just pondering some
 thoughts ....guess where?!?hehehe

Your guest book server is the best in the world!!!!!

Dull. You guys should be working irc.

Am I the only one in this world in this dimension with taste? Even
 hearing the first three letters of ***arena makes me puke laserprinters
 (those which print 18p/minute). And why is Prodigy so popular? Hate'em!
 Shove them up someone's as... I mean nose! Listen to some MUSIC
 instead. I'm ashamed of my country (that's Sweden): Roxette, Ace of
 Base, Robyn... Yikes, I wish I hadn't wrote that, it feels like
 someone's put a blowtorch in my stomach and the toilet's flushing
 function doesn't work.

This page is crazy, that's why I like it!  Tip of the day; To write a
 program you just debug an empty file.

How about a sister site: www.verystupid.com ? The first site you can
 showcase is www.verycrazy.com.

Thanks a lot, this page taught me how to sign a guestbook and make a so-
 simple guestbook hot.

Thanks a lot, this page taught me how to sign a guestbook and make a so-
 simple guestbook hot.

mY DOG IS PINK BUT THE ROAD IS BROWN  MY DESK IS SQUARE BUT I LIKE
 POTATO CRISPS WE DON'T LIKE ANIMALS BUT I LIKE SHEPERD'S PIE.

Us llamas are perty good at these there guestbook massages. (Mmmm, that
 feels good) but I won't be happy until NDL is president. Bill Clinton
 is poopy, and NDL is a Naked Dancing Llama. Rush Limbaugh is also a
 poop, and that's why my Phantom Llama spirit haunts his house. There
 are lots of people who are poops, and good news for you, your page is
 cool, and I hereby conclude from this day forward no Llama shall ever
 consider your site poopy, or spit loogies at the screen when signing on
 to it.

I, the coyote is on the roadruner chase and shall depart and BBQ the
 stupid bird.  I will never hear the annoying meep meep again.  Chowder
 till l8er

   Well, now that you have me babbling like a blithering idiot at the
 thought of leaving a stupid, or worse, pointless guestbook entry, I
 will say that I enjoyed your page thoroughly. It made me laugh out loud
 repeatedly and it made me want to come back often.      By the way, I
 grew the chest hair required to leave my e-mail (re: your tips on how
 to sign a guestbook). Now how do I get rid of it?!?!? My husband is NOT
 thrilled.     Thanks for the laughs!

<img src=http://www.ping.be/~pin04110.banner2.gif> <a
 href=http://www.ping.be/~pin04110>Check it out</a>

I was expecting to see some whitty or maybe even inspiring or funny
 remarks in your 100 best guestbook. BUT all I saw was people insulting
 other people and putting down others art, poetry, making fun of the way
 others look. Not in my 100 best.Next time Ill try to not "expect"
 anything and maybe then I wont be so disapointed.Take Care....Peace.

i want to hear from all my fellow witchs   the address is posted. and to
 the world...  BEWARE OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the page is real!!!!  to all my witchs i need info. write to the above
 address. we could swop spells!!!!!

the page is real!!!!  to all my witchs i need info. write to the above
 address. we could swop spells!!!!!

the page is real!!!!  to all my witchs i need info. write to the above
 address. we could swop spells!!!!!

Cool Site!!   Check Out My New site!! Lots Of Jokes and stuff...  <a
 href=http://207.171.222.127/sean><img
 src="http://207.171.222.127/sean/wakdbanner.gif"></a>
 Cool llama pic!

the page is real!!!!  to all my witchs i need info. write to the above
 address. we could swop spells!!!!!

First of all, I'd like to thank my father, for purchasing a modem.
 Secondly, I'd like to thank LPAGE!!!!   Guestbooks have got to be one
 of the best inventions since the vacuum triac tube!!!

Yer all a buncha drunken schlepps!! By the way..  DONT EVER QUESTION THE
 ALMIGHTY CARROT!*$*#@$*&  P.S. Yer dumb.  P.P.S. I'm dumb  P.P.P.S.
 Disregard that lsat P.S. statement =)

I spelled the werd "last" wrong in the previous  message. =P

I was out Surfing the net, well more like a slow jog across the web,
 when I noticed this page.  I was really interested in learning why
 photographers ask people to say: "cheese" instead of "packed milk
 curds."  Instead I found information on slugs, you may know them as
 gastropods.  But enough about me, how have you been lately?  I hear
 that those little 1's and 0's have made quite the stir lately in the
 news with their new gang, Hell's Electrons.

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 help you sucssed in life!</FONT>

     what is happenng to me i feel like im puking   to deth but i dont
 really mind it is a wonderful  feeling dont you thimk?

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I have a problem with my willy... You see, the thing is, when I'm
 sitting down, it tends to lean-to on the left. But when I stand up, it
 leans-to on the right. And when I'm in bed in the morning, it gets
 confused and stays upright- can you help me Paula?

Oh, the craziness. :>

Guestbook?  What guestbook?!  I can't find your   guestbook!  Help!  You
 really should put it somewhere  easier to find, I have no idea where it
 is!  Find  it I tell you!

I do not know  what is more beautiful  than your tangled black hair  on
 a white pillow.  I have thought about it all afternoon  and decided not
 even butterflies or children  or the blossoms in the hills above the
 beach  can compare.    If I had money  I would not buy a comb or a red
 ribbon  to decorate it.    Instead I might charter worlds  so you could
 walk in them  and everyone could see your hair.
 -Rod McKuen     =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=  i
 love that poem ... jsut thought id share<br>  okie buh bye
 now<br>  Ash<br><br>

Please put this on your page. PLEASE! I'll do anything! Well, anything
 legal. OK, maybe not ANYTHING legal, but I might do something.
 Actually, I most likely won't do much of anything excepy brag to my
 friends, but put this on your page anyway.

Well, shoot fire, I's jest moseyin' along here, n what'd I find, but
 y'all!  I ain't never seen no page kwite like thisn.  Funnyer then when
 Pa got stuck in the well.  We like ter nevr got those duck nests outer
 his genes!  I guess I oughter be goin now.  I hear the hounds a bayin.
 Must be a possum out there in the yard.  Bin a while since we had
 scrambled possum eggs fer breakfast.....{:-}

Hi!!!!!!!!I love Luke Crelley!!!!!SSSSShhhhhhhh   Don't tell him Ok?

Hi!!!!!!!!I love Luke Crelley!!!!!SSSSShhhhhhhh   Don't tell him Ok?

Hi!!!!!!!!I love Luke Crelley!!!!!SSSSShhhhhhhh   Don't tell him Ok?

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Me again...Just thought I'd tell you that I've sorted my little(?)
 problem out... If I rub it for a few minutes, it goes all wet and
 limp....

Me again...Just thought I'd tell you that I've sorted my little(?)
 problem out... If I rub it for a few minutes, it goes all wet and
 limp....

Me again...Just thought I'd tell you that I've sorted my little(?)
 problem out... If I rub it for a few minutes, it goes all wet and
 limp....

The Naked Man fears No PickPockets.....This is  a very cool HomePage!
 Smell Ya later people....    ReMeMbEr- StAnD FiRm In YoUr ReFuSaL tO
 StAy  ConCiOuS tHrOuGh AlGeBrA...iN rEaL LiFe I aSsUrE  yOu..ThErE iS
 No SuCh ThInG aS aLgEbRa.....Pretty profound huh???

Well...badges..what do you do with them? Kill  them..make them in to
 shaving brushes!

Most informative,bback soon, for now I must XLR8!

What a beautiful day it is! As I look upon the earth from my fluffy
 white cloud I
 see....................................................................
 ................ABSOLUTELY $#$@ ALL!!!!

This whole site sucks.

1.If you last name is Samsonite, what do you   put on your luggage?   b.
 Run for your life, the mustard is killing us! RUN RUN RUN RUN AWAY!

Yo dude, wuz up?  I'm like, bored and stuff.  I love signing guestbooks
 but I'm not creative.  Ya know, if people call you a redneck you're
 supposed to say "I ain't no dag durned redneck dang it."  Hehehe.

I'll be back.

This is killa T here to say whats poppin to all you real niggas.  and
 for you playa hatas quit haten us.  but anyways I just wanted to say
 stay real peace out niggas.

This is killa T here to say whats poppin to all you real niggas.  and
 for you playa hatas quit haten us.  but anyways I just wanted to say
 stay real peace out niggas.

This is killa T here to say whats poppin to all you real niggas.  and
 for you playa hatas quit haten us.  but anyways I just wanted to say
 stay real peace out niggas.

This is killa T here to say whats poppin to all you real niggas.  and
 for you playa hatas quit haten us.  but anyways I just wanted to say
 stay real peace out niggas.

This is killa T here to say whats poppin to all you real niggas.  and
 for you playa hatas quit haten us.  but anyways I just wanted to say
 stay real peace out niggas.

Rock on, world!

Well well well, I must say this is a very different guestbook I have
 signed in my entire life..WHY??? I don't know but I just can't  seem to
 think of anything else to say on here..  lol lol lol No it is great.
 Glad I stopped in aren't  you???? Come On SMILE.....:-)we are
 see>>>>:-)  Marge & Marty

High!  Yes I am high!  I am the lonly person I know who can be high off
 of oxygen and drunk off of saliva.  Bye, now back to my spaceship in
 the sky.....

Well, a clasic entry for the whole world??  Oh yea   like the whole
 whorld can afford a computer and a  modem!!  You know if everyone had
 that type of  money the whole monitary system would go out of   whack.
 You'd be paying 10,000 for a box of  laxatives and rich people would be
 lighting  their cigars with bags of money instead of just  one lousy
 hundred dollar bill.  You know if it was  up to you you'd have the
 dollar turned into the   freakin peso.  I guess you just don't think
 when you start writing!!    Tom

these pages RAWK!  no y'all gotta see mine (i just felt like sayin'
 y'all, i don't do that usually)  i am a very atrange person (especially
 when i have this much surge running through my system) so e-mail me, i
 love gettin' the stuff!  well, i think i am a fictional character from
 "Heir To The Empire" (a star wars book) so i'll leave you alone now!
 love you all!

Tom and Paula are fake people, Here's the truth:  Tom and Paula are
 really one person, his name is Paul (thus the name for Paula). So you
 say "What about Tom and Paula's web sites?" Paul just picked two people
 off the street and took their pictures. So you say, "But I've met
 them!" Paul has a very unique way of creating illusions.  So now you
 say "You have no way of proving it", and you don't have any way of
 proving me otherwise!  Pthhhhppppthttth!!!!!  I win, na na na na na
 na!!!!             As for your web site, I could buy a better one at
 Walmart.

???do u have an obsession with questbooks or sumpin???

Love this site.My cat is T.T.(trailor tramp)we are full time R.V.ers and
 I am so blessed to have her in our lives.She was the first one to love
 me and not want any thing in return.She walks me to the shower(which is
 out side)and waits for me by the door.She loves to go for walks in the
 woods with us.This is my first pet that I ever had.She is 4 and a
 tortis shell tabie,and I am 48years old.

Me cognomen is DarienT. Sigafoose, and I'm a   flinty 76 old curmudgeon
 surviving 55 miles   north of the Golden Gate bridge in the land   of
 apple orchards, vineyards, Dutch Banded   cattle, and redwood groves.
 We like being   flooded out every so often by the Roosian   Ribber,
 great grass fires, and as the locals   say. an occasional Temblor.
 There are two   seasons here, green in Winter, and brown in   the
 Summer. It's usually foggy in the morn,   and very windy later. Lots of
 allergens and   dust. Probably one of the worst places to   live in
 these New Knighted States.

Don't drink and drive...................  Smoke a spliff and fly

Blew a little too close to the sun on my way in, I guess--sun spot
 activity must have killed most of my software because all I seem to
 have left is this primitive junk that only allows a few pictures and
 some alphacharacism stuff (no pun intended, but my equipment does still
 seem efficient for this backwater burg).  I hope I'm getting the
 colloquialistic genre correct here--I've only had three or four light
 years on the language generator and there seems to be a lot of words
 for phyisiological phunctions around here.  By the way, where are the
 chess parlors around here (it is legal, right?  ha, ha) and no I'm not
 serious if it isn't!  Uh, what's chess?  Chess is carving beauty out of
 chaos.  Brilliant chess is carving sheer beauty out of absolute chaos.
 No, that isn't legal here!  Okay, 80,000,000,000 light years and
 counting.  I'm outta here.

Hello.  This page scares me, like the guy across the  who walks around
 in his house naked each day.   I need to go now and sign more guest
 books.  Oh shit...!

Greetings prospective customers Thomas and Paul,       Hell has recently
 put in a number of new  condos, featuring all the latest daemons and
 torturing devices.  We have also hired a staff  of masseuses who can
 gently massoge your back  24 hours a day with a red-hot iron pitchfork.
 We even feature a full collection of Macintosh  computers for your
 personal enjoyment, as well  as a spectacular selection of country
 music.  For those who don't like Macintoshes, we have  a full line of
 Windows 95 accessories from  Microsoft, including Internet Explorer
 4.0.  With all these recent upgrades, we've run  out of people to enjoy
 the fun!  Now with  our even easier prices (you now get a free  100-
 year bonus for every bomb you make while  alive, and a 25-year bonus
 for axe-murdering)  it's almost irrefusable.       Don't be cheap, go
 to hell!    Satan

My homepage will not work anymore.  Whern I got your e-mail it said put
 this in you fjfjdf so I did and then it wouldn't let me get on my
 homepage.

Uhhhh, can I have fries with that?  *hehehe*  I am AntiLunch.  You
 should be, too.  Join my crusade, and together we'll rid the world  of
 the curse-ed "middle meal".  I am no Johnny  In-Between.  Take a break,
 but, for god's sake man,  don't eat if you're not hungry!!!!

So there I was rolling on the floor laughing.  Then I got up realizing
 that I must have bumped my head, from the fall that landed me on the
 floor, because I had gotten amnesia.  I didn't remember who I was, why
 I had been laughing so hard, or what page I had been looking at on the
 web.  So I started to read this page about funny entries in guest books
 and started laughing.  So there I was rolling on the floor laughing...
 By-the-way, do you think that Sox The Cat will be indited in the White
 Water Scandal along with the rest of the Clintons?  And, does Sox have
 a middle name?  Would white athletic sox smell badly even if they
 weren't worn?  Is there such a word as splung?  Can God make a compact
 car so small the even he can't fit inside?  Why are they called farts?
 Are some people who sign guestbooks more obnoxious than others?  Can
 jello, or can't it?  Thank-you for allowing me to...Now what was it
 that I was doing...Wait...Let me read this here page on the web.

You Guys are a riot! I had alot of fun,I stayed up too late reading your
 entries, now I'm too tired to leave a classic entry. By the way for
 those who don't appreciate good music, or just need SILENCE, Red Means
 Stop!  Drop By Our Site...
 <atarget="LINK"href="http://www.GuidingLightVideo.com">GuidingLig
 htVideo</a>

Hej I skøre hoveder!  I forstår selvfølgelig ikke dansk, men det gør
 ikke noget. Det er nemligt sådan et skørt sprog - så gak gak, at nettet
 vist nok ikke engang understøtter vores elskede bogstaver æ & ø & å.
 Sur røv, som ræven sagde til rønnebærne.    Roser er røde  Violer er
 blå  Kaniner er søde  Og svære at flå    Kærlighed  Sander

crazy crazy crazy crazy YES I wear underwear I LOVE the elevator music,
 very classy.  Love the site, good topic too, I would have never thought
 of a guestbook site.

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you
 turn on the headlights?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why are
 there locks on the doors?

If a dog goes bark, what does a bark go? :)

Why are there flotation devices under airplane seats instead of
 parachutes?

!oot ,eM  ?sdrawkcab daer ot woh wonk uoy naem uoY

Hello, whole world. This is Jennifer Dolciamore.  All my exboyfriends--
 especially Casey Shirley and  Jason Bainbridge--suck!!  I hate them.
 However,  I love everyone else.  I am doing great in school (I'm a
 sophomore) I love alternative.  My fave band was  Marilyn Manson ut
 he's way too sick now.  He's an imposter.  I've decided to wed Billy
 Corgan.  Well, email me, just keep it  clean.  Or write  to 2223
 Larkspur Ln. Redding, CA  96002.  I want to say I love you, Cory
 Addison, if  you read this.  Gain weight, buff up, but you'll  always
 be gorgeous.  Good bye--Jennifer

Haggernightelephyme reelyreal?HadderYnoah fimere? Yaloppoff the toppoff
 yeroldogstow, anew wafer the sander the screaming.Ware UR plairstig
 rairncourt when $hit hits the fan.   "'owszat?"

when a dog goes bark,where does the dog and bark go? OBVIOUSLY,  around
 the tree!  OOICUP!

Myfi yw'r un a creodd y byd - a fi yw'r un sydd yn mynd yw orffen...
 Answers on a postcard to:  My Homepage,  My World,  My crazy mind.

SPICE GIRLZ R THE BEST! EACH 1 OF THEM HAZ THERE OWN PERSONALITY INSTEAD
 OF TRYING TO B SOME 1 ELSE. THEY ARE FULL OF ENERGY WICH MAKES THEM ALL
 THE MORE FUN TO LISTEN 2. IF YOU "THINK" YOU HATE THEM OR DISLIKE THEM,
 MAYBE YOUSHOULD GIVE THEM ANOTHER CHANCE. CUZ THEY DESERVE IT! WE ALL
 DO.

WHO/WHAT IZ god??? HE IZ SIMPLY A CREATURE MADE UP BY THE DEVIL!! HEZ A
 TOY!! HEAVENZ BURNING! YOU KNOW WHY!?! CUZ HELL FROZE
 OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!          *HEATHER COOPER SLOVER*

YA, so what i'm using reverse psychology!

It occurred to me that you're basically asking for  strangers to spam
 you.  I mean, you have a cool web  page - so cool that I've wasted
 almost an hour scanning  other people's guestbook entries. Yet, I find
 myself  drawn in... I can't just ignore this guestbook phenomenon,  I
 have to participate.  But like most, I just ramble on and  on.  Well,
 not too on.  I'm done.

CEAD MILE FAITE.(A hundred thousand welcomes.)

wuz sup wuz sup WUZ SUP!@!@!@!@!@ well, I just felt like   signing
 this... hmm... nice page.. I liked the other pages   too... and where
 in the world did your crazy guests come   from whom signed this book
 before me??? well, check mines'   out and give me a few pointers... i'd
 like that.. okay?   from Vinsetta.... (I am as sweet as I look) AND
 YA'LL ALL KNOW IT!@!@!@

yo tom i dont have a mother me and my father shear yours

To all rude people:    Why be rude, does it make you feel good to hurt
 someone's feelings? Advice "Practice Random  acts of kindness.

Come see me!!! Sign my guestbook!!! Email me!!! I'm lonely!!!

Good bye! The salami was very nice Edgar! I really think thought that
 the documentary(opposite of pencil) needed to be plastic! Great fence!
 It really is staying fresh. A hint:Keep the telephone in the fridge
 than your dartboard will get more attention! Visit the Official Hall of
 Fame Hall of Fame at: 6565.4566 Street St! My ohh my the pillows are
 loose! Hello!

Music is the mirror to the soul....  long live music!    ./\/\ichael Cox

Oh great.  Four years of intense liberal-arts Great Books education, and
 I canna think of anything witty and/or world-shaking to put into a
 guestbook.    Ah well.  I'm sure it'll come to me, probably when I'm in
 the middle of painting all the roses red or something.  I'll just have
 to come BACK..... and remember to bring the industrial-strength bubble
 bath and the surgical tubing to make water weenies out of.  (hey, if
 you can't get your brain in gear to be philosophical, start a water
 fight, takes people's minds off their problems instantly.)    in the
 meantime... glad ta meetcha, good thing you folks didn't stow away in
 the UFO that landed in my backyard, the pilot siad something about
 needing directions to san diego or something... but I convinced him
 he'd be better off heading east to Jersey.      (yes, honey, i'm
 coming, no need to get the cattle prod out.)

If you're such purveyors of classic guestbook entries then how can we,
 the humble masses be expected to come up with something you've never
 heard of before? But, being the kind of guy I am I'll give it my best
 shot. First of all I'll give you an ananogy. Life is like a hair on a
 toilet seat. Every now and then you get pissed off. Next is my
 favourite saying. "You can put a cat in the oven but it doesn't make it
 a biscuit!" Well that's my lot. You've probably heard them before, shit
 you've probably got them on your page somewhere. Anyway, you're welcome
 to sign my guestbook any time.
 (http://www.dundee.ac.uk/~cwstewar/welcome.htm)

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YOUR PAGE IS THE GRATEST PAGE ON THE WHOLE
 INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!1

YOUR PAGE IS THE GRATEST PAGE ON THE WHOLE
 INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!1

Did you hear that they found two more Heavens Gate members? Yeah, they
 were under the sink hiding behind the Comet

Hey, guys! I love just chillin' on the net, bummin' all 'round.  Mail me
 some time and we can chat.  Keep smilin'!    Love Ya,      Sadie

A word of wisdom guys:  Just when you think you've handled your number
 one problem, problem number two gets a promotion.  But then again,
 Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie.  I think I've lost my
 brain...have you seen it?  Oh, there it is.  Time to have my dosage
 checked.    Cheers!  Jake

 This is the CCCCOOOLLLST page I have ever seen!!! Come see my homepage
 if you have time!!!

  Hrmph, Hrmph, Hrmph. I didn't get a Hrmph out of   you. Spam    So,
 Steve, did you by me a monkey?  What? No,  I'm not insane, no way,
 nope, notta chance, No   Doubt, Spider Webs, I'm Just a Girl, Gwen?
 Sunday  Morning, Monday the 13th, tristidextraphobia, all   the kings
 horses and all the kings men...    What's with the music? C&C Music
 Fatory, the   Macarana? Stop it, Stop it! You're driving me....
 SANE!!!!!

I just found this site by accident, and really enjoyed everything about
 it. Now I know for sure that I'm not totally insane...most of your
 guests are. I'm just middle of the road crazy. Here's a tip for the
 day...NOTHING  POSITIVE COMES FROM NEGATIVITY.

I just stopped by to get my free guestbook...   but couldn't resist
 checking out what some of   your more deranged patrons had to say...
 Thanks for the amusing tour of your Classic Guestbook entries  Well, I
 must add a guestbook to my homepage...   Farewell...

Here's where I try really hard to be "cool" and   "creative" and write
 something for you to put on   yr stinkin page. By the way, I hate that
 colour   yellow.  *sigh*... actually it's not a bad page   at all, and
 the color isn't too hideous, i just   needed to vent.. hope i didn't
 hurt your feelings   or anything, although if i did you are  WAY TOO
 SENSITIVE..... forgive me i've been awake for a   really long time
 *cry*.. i hope this doesn't make   it onto one of your lists, 'cause
 it's really   pretty lame. EXCUSE ME while i go kick myself..
 ................................(muffled anguished
 screams).....................................  ......ok i'm back. bye.
 take my advice and don't   go more than four days in a row without
 sleep.  look at this guestbook entry and realize that   this is why god
 made flamethrowers. be kind   to your neighbor   thank you

Sorry to doublesign.. i just had to comment that   everybody in this
 guestbook is trying too hard.  don't try to outwierd my breakfast
 cereal, it   eats wierder things than you on me.

Oja, dit moet zeker in engels ?  Nou mooi niet !  M'n browser is als
 engelstalig (zie je wel )  dus het is tijd voor wat nederlands !  Leuk
 initiatief, ga zo door maar hou op met die klote-  melodietjes..    Han

What a great idea you have. I'm constantently  suprised to see the ideas
 that people have  on the Web these days. Keep up and good work  and I'm
 looking forward to using this service  for my home page....    Thanks,
 Have a Great Day  Stan

Hey,    When you try to talk and and move your fingers so they go from
 your chin to your nose really fast it sounds like"berdlerderdumdeldee"
 try it and e-mail me?????????????????

Hi.  I'm bored.  This is cool.       I'm tired.  This is cool.      I'm
 insane.  This is cool.      I'm stupid.  This is cool.
 Net Surfer

Oh! nothing more exciting than speaking to the world.*blond moment*
 anyway...I've gone to look for myself,  If I should return before I get
 back,  Keep Me Here..!!

Vad gör man inte för att få lite uppmärksammhet!!

Wow a whole page to me and now I've got all tongue  tied. Oh well God
 knows this won't be in the top  100 anything.

I enjoyed your page, what I read of it that is. I only had time to scan
 through. You see I drank a tad too much Mountain Dew and REALLY have to
 pee. I''m about halfway through and I just can't hold it anymore. So I
 really should run before I have an accident, I just wanted to sign your
 guestbook first in case anything should happen...

After viewing the top 10 - what can one say!  It takes all kinds -
 right?  This is a very entertaining site and when I have more time,
 I'll look at the rest of the top 100!!

This page is way outdated.  I've read every entry.  Get some new ones.
 If this is your job, then I guess you're going out of business.  Are
 you two married?

My hair is not like Burglecuts!!

Well, this is my first guest book and I dont think  that this stuff is
 worth enough to be published, Any  way I dont want to waste much
 time....

http://home1.gte.net/s1604/universe.html

BEAM ME UP!

Are you looking for a needle in a haystack?  If you feel appauled by the
 amount of junk information you see on the NET, make sure you visit my
 page.  I conceived this site after many hours of market research,
 analysis, information collection and synthesis    You'll find many good
 links here    Don't forget to send me some feedback after your visit

After reading 60 or so of your "Top 100", and a few from your own Guest
 Book, (Yes, I do have a life sometimes!) I know my own entry won't be
 half as witty, weird or wild! But I figured "what the heck", If I wrote
 something too bizzare you would feel compelled to add it to your Top
 List or something, and follow it by a Tom and Paula remark discribing
 what a GOOFBALL I am. So, I think this will do! "Duh....Cool Site! Keep
 up the good work, but check out my page first!"

I like your theme... especially the one about fire  kinda inspires me to
 make my guestbook about Ways to   impress your friends with gunpowder
 and not die from  the event!!!

Did you ever feel like your head was full of sand?  Not dry sand, but
 wet, compacted sand. Well I do.  By the way, nice page.

I wish to thank you for totally distracting me from  my current task at
 hand. I find that designing  prosthetic legs for pigs to be quite
 boring. In my  spare time I am more bold and daring- I make bee
 antennae prosthetics. While most people may find   the whole design
 process dull, I find that you have  to stay on the ball, or you may
 misplace a finger  or toe. Well, I had better get back to work.
 Remember, if you ever need a prosthetic give me a  call...

For the whole world, eh? STOP THE INSANITY!! Has everyone gone mad? Be
 quiet, shhh... When will Jackie Chan and Michelle Kahn just get
 married? And when's there next movie together??? Stop moving like that.
 How come in a lot of commercials, comics, video games, WHATEVER is
 mostly aimed for males and not females? That's totally wrong! Shut up
 already. Like they say, "The female of the species is more deadly than
 the male." Or do these people just not listen period? Just tell me when
 I get loud. Put back Sailor Moon!! But take down those <censored--
 because I am a lady *wink*> jewel riders! They need to go somewhere!
 The Huwoman Race shall not be looked down upon, for one of these days,
 we shall be president, we shall fight in the armies, and we shall hold
 all the monies in our hands!!! Bwahahahahaaha!!! SHADDUP!!!!

For the whole world, eh? STOP THE INSANITY!! Has everyone gone mad? Be
 quiet, shhh... When will Jackie Chan and Michelle Kahn just get
 married? And when's there next movie together??? Stop moving like that.
 How come in a lot of commercials, comics, video games, WHATEVER is
 mostly aimed for males and not females? That's totally wrong! Shut up
 already. Like they say, "The female of the species is more deadly than
 the male." Or do these people just not listen period? Just tell me when
 I get loud. Put back Sailor Moon!! But take down those <censored--
 because I am a lady *wink*> jewel riders! They need to go somewhere!
 The Huwoman Race shall not be looked down upon, for one of these days,
 we shall be president, we shall fight in the armies, and we shall hold
 all the monies in our hands!!! Bwahahahahaaha!!! SHADDUP!!!!

rather nise page. pitty you're speeling && gramer ar'ent verry god. i
 thort that wen makeing a webb page sutch as thiss one wood tack moore
 care. p.s BYTE ME

JESUS CHRIST THE SAME YESTERDAY TODAY AND FOREVER.

Your site has forced me to reflect on signing guest   books as anything
 I could say would be totally   inadequate and too mundane.  I am
 happily married,  financially secure, have childrend who are doing well
 and are not in jail, get to drink and party as  often as I want or my
 liver will allow and can't  think of a thing I want or need.  How
 boring.

Great site!!! Really Informative

Hello everybody  I'd like to notify you about this:  <a
 href="weirdpic.jpg">  Yep, aliens are coming and they aren't the
 cute E.T. kind.    So defend yourself by going to the page above!

This website is amazing, I like it very much.

PPl just come here and write dumb stuff trying to get "published"
 ....Well anywho I just wanted to say that  I liked  reading through the
 genuine crazy entries!

Come to my homepage!!!

You dont actually think that all the above entries are actual?? Do you??
 I mean, I guess you just kinda just sit herer and stare at the screen
 for a little and think up the most bizarre comments they can come up
 with. I guess it is gratifing to most.   Did any of that make sense? I
 didnt think so either, oh well !

While browsing this page, I happened to wonder, who makes all the
 remotes out there?   I figured that since so many low-lifes out there
 read this, why don't we all just go down to the cable company and sign
 up for this job! Seeya there.... or maybe not......

all of us madcows are getting sick of the way you humans keep treating
 us.  All we want to do is munch on our grass and poop so your mushrooms
 can grow.  I mean we give you milk and beef and cheese.  What do you
 guys give us in return.  Think about it!!!!!!!!!

all of us madcows are getting sick of the way you humans keep treating
 us.  All we want to do is munch on our grass and poop so your mushrooms
 can grow.  I mean we give you milk and beef and cheese.  What do you
 guys give us in return.  Think about it!!!!!!!!!

" I want you"  kicks butt.

in trying to leave a "classic" message, i would just like to say, HI!!!

heheheh.. you kiddin?

Nice page. Your music isn't as bad as it sounds, either! I like your
 concept for a guest book with feedback capability, so I thought I might
 try to "rip yours off."    Doc J  djohnson@tsisroads.com

This Place Sucks For Facts to help you grow !!!!!

*yaaawwnn* wow...its WAY too early in the morning for this...I really
 had a hard time remembering my name...sheesh. Well, you get a A+ for
 originality. All I did was put my friends and my fetishes on MY page *I
 grinned here* I'll have to see about getting a guestbook on it, but
 feel free to email. Well, class dismissed

You shouldn't put so much pressure on people to  leave a truly
 entertaining guestbook entry.  In  today's society of victims, you
 don't want to  leave yourself open to blame!  Fortunately for you, I'm
 NOT a lawyer.

I... ummm.. well.. woh.. I'm like totally nervous.. [silence]
 Well...[wipes sweaty forhead]..Now I know many people will be reading
 this guestbook... [taps feet..] So I feel alot of pressure to type- I
 mean say- I-I.. I mean write.. in this guestbook so I need to say
 something good. [sweat drops on keyboard] I just um.. [clearing throat]
 wanted to tell you this page is rweally.. I mean really [dang typos!]
 original.[original? Really creative, Cathy.. ]So I guess I'm wasting
 your time now.. so I'll just keep it short. [They are getting mad
 probably] So I'll just say it. Nice page![exhale.. woo.. it's over.]

sorry...world, you have to wait.

  Should I go to Orlando now with my friend Nicole or tomorrow with my
 stepdad, who lives there? (I live with my stepdad. Nicole doesn't know
 where I live and I,m not sure I can find it) I think I'll go find a map
 right now

Ok, I signed your guest book,,,,,, what do I win???????? Ah, forget
 it!!!  No, really,,,,, had to tell you that it is nice to know that
 there are others out here who, like myself, have nothing better to do
 in live than to look into other peoples guest books. But at least with
 you, you did something with it,,,,,,, with me,,,,,,,, I just look   :-)
 Hope that ya don't mind........ maybe I'll put a link into my page for
 your's........ if ya do,,,,,,,,,, well,,,,,, then,,,,,,,ah,,,,,,,,,,,
 contact me....... We'll do lunch,,,, talk it over<G>    Russ

Well, it seems to me that Grateful Dead Fans are not so grateful  that
 Jerry Garcia is dead! I guess you'll be heading for the tail  of the
 comet soon, see ya.

Hi, this is Conny from Finland again. I would like  to give the world a
 message FUCK YOU, YOU ARE ALL  SCREWED UP. By the way e-mail me if you
 like the  spice girls, specially Victoria, my address is
 hartvik@hotmail.com          See ya.  today was 19.05.1997 monday

UY, it means under you. That's where I am. that's where I'll stay.  So
 don't dig too far under the surface.  You just might meet me face to
 face.  Now, we wouldn't want that, would we?????

the world....feeble.  I so not write for the world, I write for
 cyrios...the god of the sea spider, spawn of Cryptic, the lord of the
 flies.  I free the morning glories from the ever watchful sun, Herios
 would be proud...the king of the metamoriphically challenged lizard
 crimson.  He told my once that he was a serb...but I told him no, he
 was too good for that.

great page sign my guestbook

Uhhh, I forgot what them aliens told me to tell you.  Lemme think a
 minute...**BLEEEEPPPP** (INITIATING  MESSAGE SEQUENCE...NOW) Oh, yeah!
 They wanted me to  let you know that Elvis livs! And if you keep up
 with  the good work, you have a slim chance of being saved!  And if you
 put this message in your Top 100, it makes  that saving thing just that
 much more likely. **BLEEP**  (END MESSAGE SEQUENCE)... Uh, oh... looks
 like them aliens  went into my head again. Wonder if I will be
 saved......  ................... OKAY! I CONFESS! This was all just a
 scheme to get in the Top 100, but Elvis really DOES  live! I met him
 myself! (And I'm only 13!) Alright, I  will stop this nonsense, and get
 back to reading those  Top 100 Guestbook Entries.

Cool. Where did you ever come up with the idea. Well come and check out
 my page.  <html><p><center><a
 href="http://www.geocities.com/Baja/7932">  <img
 src="http://www.geocities.com/Baja/6032/welch.gif">
 </a></center>

Just a little night owl  Checking out the sites  Wanting to know  Who's
 wise and who's not.    Looking for something interesting  A little
 unusual, a lot of fun.    Want to touch down everywhere  Look at the
 scenery  Listen to the sounds  While everyone else is sleeping.    Are
 you wise or just a wise-ass?  The owls of the night  Check everything
 out in detail  While you are sleeping.

Hmmmmmmmmmm. Very interesting.

you don't live until you die

hahahahaha if you see this letter you will be hypnotised by the blinking
 watch.<blink> watch </blink> now you are getting sleepy
 very sleepy.  when you read my finger snap.  you will go to my page,
 sign my guest book, visit my links and have a fun time wandering
 endlessly in my Home page *my fingers snap*

OOO..The pressure of writing something witty, well, can't come up with
 anything witty, so I guess I will be just boring ole me.    Nice page,
 had me laughing hysterically, more at your comments then at the actual
 entries...

those messages at the end of the guestbook entries are driving me crazy
 (whatdoespaulathinkwhatdoestomthink).  it would be allot funnier if you
 just didnt say anything about it.... it's just plain corny.
 whatdoespaulathink?whatdoestomthink?  AHHHH!!!!!!!!!

BushBeans? I Was WOndering If You Had Any Bacon? I Like Bacon But It
 Gets Stuck In My Nose Some Times. BushBean. My Dog Likes To Poo On
 Bacon. Hmm. Maybe I'll Go Kick Him........

Cool guestbook entries here, but it makes me wonder about the minds of
 the fellow humans around me.   I always wondered about the age of the
 Vikings. When the Viking age died, they must have sensed it. When the
 day came that the age was over, they probably slapped each other on the
 back and said "good job". Ever wonder about that?

I don't fuckin' believe it.  Extraordinary!!!  Excellent!!!  Devine!!!
 PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE (i'm so kind...)    DO NOT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
 !!!

Okay...I admit it..I'm only leaving an entry so that your heart skips a
 beat the next time you check your guest book and Way-Hay a new enter -
 yes, people <i>do</i> exist out there after all. Of course
 *cough* I obviously want something in return - namely for you..and your
 guest multitude to come and visit <i>my</i> homepage.
 <p>  Best wishes for the future from HRH Elizabeth II (she sent
 me an email asking me to express this sentiment to you). Cheerio,
 <i>Miss Shipper</i>

Eu realmente gostei da página, e "verycrazy"   é um nome muuuuito legal
 para um domínio. Bom...   eu poderia estar escrevendo esse comentário
 em  inglês, mas qual seria a graça? Muito mais legal   vocês terem que
 arranjar um tradutor pra saber   do que se trata... Até mais!

Greetings from The Purple Dragon.  Your page has provided me with a most
 useful insight into human humor.  I have  never signed a guestbook
 before, and now I   think I know why.  Humans are even   weirder thatn
 I thought.

I just read your 100 classic entry's, *laughing* it was great!! keep up
 the good work. Just some advise for Tom, careful with the mountain dew,
 have you not heard what it does to a mans reproductive organs. :)

Paul, I know you visit this site while you are at work and read  the
 guest book entries so I hope you get this some time soon.  The kids are
 with me. I also have the dog and cat.  There is no point  in listing
 everything I have best to say I have left  you the bill for the moving
 van.  Don't bother going to the pub to have  a beer with Don, he's with
 me also. My lawyer will be in touch soon    Julie

So, what are we gonna do today Brain? NARF!  Same thing we do everyday
 Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WEB!

HELLO!this is the second time!!!Here is a list on the best groups in the
 world!!  1.METALLICA(RULEZ!!)  2.silverchair  3.HANSON (interesting
 music!)  4.spice girls(very spicy!)  5.XANTHORIA(a very good band in
 gothenburg    END OF STORY!!!!#¤%&*********    4.

Ketchup needs to stay cold., And Coke Slurpee is better.

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Paula & Tom,  What a delightful time I have had this evening.  The
 entries themselves were entertaining, but I really enjoyed reading the
 comments you all had to say even more.  I'll be back.  Bev

Darn! I knew I should have worn my navy blue slacks!

This world is messed up, thanks Bill. Don't you just want to rip your
 hair out when some little kid keeps asking you...guess what this is or
 that is, or where and when I got it? I say, who cares, ask your mom! I
 tell you, it is nerveracking!

huh?

Great Page! What more can I say, (that won't  get me into trouble) :)
 "God Smiled When You Were Born!"

isn't that cool when your taking a dump and the water splashes you on
 the butt!  i have to apoligize my other personality has no life. POOP
 PLOP, DRIP DROP!!!

I'm lost! I don't know what I'm doing here. I'm listining to a guy talk
 about farts and fire and didn't he know that fire and farts don't mix!
 Everybody knows that. If you mix firts with fire KAABOOM!! It blows up.
 How do you think Tim blew up that building in Oklahoma! In fact thats
 how you blow up your school. 1:go to the bathroom. 2:borrow a lighter
 3:place it behind you 4:fart and hide in a closed stall. If it dosent
 work you should try it after eating school lunch!  Boy I must of taken
 out the school and the near by houses with that blow!  Wait the whole
 world will see this no! :-o

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We are two girls from Sweden. We feel a little cold right now   and we
 whant someone to warm us.

You two are cruel! Why do people have such funny sites where any
 unsuspecting people who happen to be surfing instead of working   in an
 open plan office, can find them? I've just spent half an hour biting my
 lip, and now I can't speak anymore!! Gits!

Looks good so far, but I haven't had time to look at your page. (You
 don't have any naked pictures of Michal Jackson do you?)

If you are interested in Aviation, flying and/or  MS Flight Simulator,
 stop by for a look around.

Saw you via Morten signing my book.....you are not in mine yet.
 Interesting topic for a homepage, I like it.  Kep up the creatively
 good job!  Sorry, I'm not interested in being a classic.... :~)

BECK IS SO AWESOME, GAVIN ROSSDALE IS BAD. WEBN PLAYS TO MUCH METALLICA.
 HEY, THIS WEB PAGE IS GREAT. HEY, GUYS!

Groovy page.  Thanks for the time spent.  Laughed for a long time.  Keep
 it up.

I found your guest book through Cybernude.  Come over and visit with us
 on the chat line sometime.  I will have a guest book on my web site as
 soon as I can figure out how to tie it in to my page.  Can I give you
 some interesting input, youe bet!  But I would not subject anyone to
 the information about a lifestye they are uncomfortable with.  Drop me
 a note in e-mail.  Let me know if you want my input.  I'll be happy to
 regale you with the jiucy lifestyle of a Northwest Nudist(Naturist).

Hello all you people from all over the world. If you like hockey, then
 go to my page and sign my guestbook.Thank you

Like I was sitting on this oil baron's plate at Pappago's and I thought
 this is so damn boring, I've got to go out for some REAL entertainment.
 And Like, I asked the dude's wife, and she said when she's feeling
 suicidal or depressed she visits this site and then she feels better.
 So I came by!  Anyone know where I can find a frig??

I am Gassy Girl.  I am a Fart bomb.  I eat, sleep, and let really rotten
 farts.  If all of the sudden you smell a rotten egg fart, think of me,
 Gassy Girl.

I am Gassy Girl.  I am a Fart bomb.  I eat, sleep, and let really rotten
 farts.  If all of the sudden you smell a rotten egg fart, think of me,
 Gassy Girl.

I am Gassy Girl.  I am a Fart bomb.  I eat, sleep, and let really rotten
 farts.  If all of the sudden you smell a rotten egg fart, think of me,
 Gassy Girl.

DUH!  This is so dumb!  Everyone is trying to be so durn hilarious that
 it is sad.  Your guestbook is depressing!  No one ever writes funny
 stuff in guestbooks much and yours looks stupid!  It is like everyone
 is trying to be fake so you'll "publish" them.  BIG WHOOP is what I
 say, corny.

kewal site, however after being here for a while the muzak got to me and
 i killed my dog. shes in the oven now, dinner at 2 am. problem is i
 don't know what veggie to serve, any suggestions?

I can't believe you have a page devoted to people  who sign guestbooks.
 After all, only losers  without a life sign guestbooks. I mean, don't
 these people have anything better to do than this?  I mean, some of
 these people just ramble on and on  and never really say a thing. I
 mean, I think that I  believe that I might understand what they thought
 they might have been saying, but I'm not sure they   realize that what
 what they were saying may not   be what I understood them to have
 said,and when   people may or may not understand what they believe
 you to have possibly said, then confusion reigns  and nothing is really
 understood. Is that clear to  you?

I can't believe you have a page devoted to people  who sign guestbooks.
 After all, only losers  without a life sign guestbooks. I mean, don't
 these people have anything better to do than this?  I mean, some of
 these people just ramble on and on  and never really say a thing. I
 mean, I think that I  believe that I might understand what they thought
 they might have been saying, but I'm not sure they   realize that what
 what they were saying may not   be what I understood them to have
 said,and when   people may or may not understand what they believe
 you to have possibly said, then confusion reigns  and nothing is really
 understood. Is that clear to  you?

Excellent page dudes!  You know, one of the guest- book entries talked
 about a particular U.S. town that no one wanted to visit or die for.  I
 think I have the Canadian cousin to that city here: the city of Oshawa.
 Oshawa is known as the Canadian "Motor City" because it houses a bunch
 of General Motors plants.  In fact, the residents of that  place don't
 know what to talk about (when they're not talking cars).  It's always
 "my Buick <this>" or "my Chev <that>"  It's enough to make
 you cry. I know.  I've lived there all my life.  (Well, I moved away
 once when we decided to live in another place that was famous for its
 mental institution. Drove us nuts.  So we moved back. )  Do you wanna
 know why I *really* hate Oshawa?  Really and truly? It's because of
 their tacky tasteless stupid city limits signs!  Someone on city
 council obviously thought he had a sense of humour when he came up with
 these signs but he was sadly mistaken.  The signs say: "Oshawa.  The
 city that MOTO-VATES Canada!"  Get it?  "MOTO-VATES"  Motor City.
 Geeze.  Think I'll take a nap.

Ok, I have the answer to the question you always wanted to know the
 answer to. What was Luke Skywalker's last name originally going to be?
 Just visit my web page, sign my guestbook, and then I will e-mail you
 the answer.

um...i was upset before i read this and i laughed so hard i farted at
 the same time! then the dog made this funny noise and rolled over like
 he was dead, then the dog left the room when i got up and followed him
 and he was breathing with a sign of releif! i started lauhing again and
 the dog looked at me like "your not gonna fart agian are you?" but i
 didn't and i think he was happy!     bye

Ok so this entry is suppose to be classic like what nick at nite?  And
 can I ask you two somethin? Where do you to get the nerve crticizin
 someone else huh?   Well um I'm going cuz I don't have to talk you know
 only if I want to wel i don't know. Ok by

Then entire verycrazy.com page truly RaWkS! It is one of very few pages
 claiming to be crazy, fun, or some other such descriptive term that
 isn't completly boring/useless. Besides, it LOOKS really nifty!! Ok, my
 turn! Got see my page and while you're there, sign my guestbok! *nudge*
 Go on...get going! (BTW, the old "Somebody superglued my my mouse
 button^&#&#^#&" is just NOT going to work with me, so don't even try
 it!

Why I don't know, but my boyfriend kept getting mad  at me because I
 refused to put up my own homepage.   I don't know how, and frankly, I
 don't give a damn!  So he made me one linked to his homepage.  He often
 complains about being lonely all the way up there in   the middle of
 Norway, w/no (worthwile) friends,   no money (cause he spent it all
 calling me), and  no party life.  So since he is so mad at me, cause  I
 refuse to advertise myself on the internet, he   made me my own
 homepage.  I don't even know how to add  anything to it or even change
 it.  So there it sits,  and here I sit.  Wondering, won't somebody
 please check   out my new place, and sign the guestbook while you are
 there!  And why not bring along some chips and dip, and we'll   have a
 potluck.  And don't forget to invite all your friends!  It'll be a
 blast, I know!  And... Tuesday nights are   all you can drink nights!
 Wedsnedays are tango nights, Mondays are   naked nights, Sundays are
 bible study nights, Fridays are cross-dress nights, and all other
 nights are nothing special!  Well.. Hope to see you there!

Hi Tom & Paula,    Sorry I couldn't think of anything witty and/or funny
 to write.  I do want to let you know how