The June Guestbook

My classic entry?  How am I supposed to wriite anything classic?  I
 remember in the war, LAND MINES,  I said ..............  BOOOOOOOM!
 ............................................ I'm afraid I was terribly,
 terribly drunk.    This web site is cool!

I read your page  It took an age  I laughed so much  I started to cough
 Then my leg fell off  (I need poetry writing lessons!)

This page, is like, cool, the midis are like, cool, and i'm like, cool,
 and the top 100 enterys of all time are like, cool, and like, Mentos
 are cool, and like, i use like and cool too much, like, and
 stuff.<br>  BLAH!!!!

This is like the wackiest and craziest and most fun site in the whole
 wide world!  U should definetly make a chat room!

What can I say.  I wonder why someone would go to all the trouble to
 make a site full of people's messages in a guestbook.  And yet I am
 taking the time to sign it.  As you look at my entry, I hope you take a
 little time to consider what you're doing.  You may be shocked by the
 realization that you're sitting at a computer, reading a total
 stranger's words.  Why should you even give me the time of day.  I'll
 tell you why.  Because you have nothing better to do with your lives.
 And that's a sad fact.

Well, my life is now over. I've been sitting here for... well, a really
 long time scrolling through your Top 100 entries. Without food. Without
 water. Without betty, my blow-up doll. I mean, how's a guy supposed to
 live.  Damn You! You've got me addicted to the Internet! I'm not
 allowed to be! I'm a jock! I've got an image to maintain, you know! So
 this is the end. No reputation, no food, no water, and betty has
 commited suicide by deflating herself because I haven't been paying
 attention to her because I've been glued to my screen reading your
 list. Poor,poor betty. Are you going to get me a new Betty? Huh? Are
 you? Damn you...

There is somethig wrong with this world. I can   feel it. There is
 SOMETHING wrong with this world.  Maybe it is this page. Um...I wonder.
 What is it.   I've got it. It's ME. Of course. How can this  world be
 right with me in it? I should really   think about that next time.

hello all you people! the master of the sky was checking out this site
 and told me,his elf to write a top message.  well here it is"why are
 all you deadbeats sufing this site, you will go to hell"  what is the
 world comming to if what god had created diss his commands?  laters
 all,keep the faith,xxxxxxxx

Look mom, I'm on a web page! I'm teachimg my family how to sign a
 guestbook. And I think we're doung pretty well so far? Don't you think
 so too.. Cool page by the way. It's realy putting preassure on you when
 your signing the guestbook, cause it's expected you write something
 clever.

ARRRRGGGG!!!! Avast ye dogs, My ship and I were forced into this port
 when one of the crew thought that he saw a large mass of land, turned
 out to be you, but alas we dont mind.   we set into port to get more
 rum and cabin boys, but all we found was your book. AHAR! It was a
 motley read. I am having some of my crew even now compose a dirg in
 it's honor to be sung on the high seas.  The boys cant read so I had to
 read to them,all of them liked it except for Gimpy Pete, who lost his
 legs, arms, and head to a trajic attack last year by rogue librarians.
 But my crew decided not to ransac your port.  Be assured that we will
 port here again in the future, for supplies and entertainment. However
 we would be abliged if you could have tom dress in a little cabin boy
 outfit and dance for some of the men next time.  As some of them think
 he'd make a good fancy lad for their offduty times. ARRRHHH!

Well, *BOING*!!! "Wow did you see that thing go!!  Hope you saw
 it......." *BOING* "Damn, there it   goes again, You better get that
 thing fixed.."  *BOING*BOING*BOING*BOING*  "Help me!!!!"   "Save the
 women and children!!!!"   AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 ***splat***

Well Guestbook godess I think your pretty cool but, you kinda trip me
 out! Besides I'm the one and only true godess there ever has and there
 ever will be  j/k! (just kidding)

I have to admit, until I ran across your site, I never gave  much
 thought to guest books. I've always kinda thought of them  like those
 white stripes on the road. They're there, you see  all the time and you
 ignore them. Maybe I better take a  closer look at those white stripes
 too. Great site! I laughed  all the way through it.

Didn't I see you two coming out of the Funny Farm with me the other
 day?? Oh man this made me laugh so hard my hubby had to come over and
 slap me out of it.  It was great!! You comments about the page are Most
 Excellant! (kinda makes me worried about what you will say about me tho
 LOL) Anyway Oh man I really enjoyed this page.  Oh the entry about the
 hamburger LOL oh my!  Personally i think the page lots more like a
 judge or something..shrug..I would love it if ya'll signed my
 guestbook...But gosh darnit if i can't get it to work :( I've been
 working on it for over a year now..(that is sad so very sad) Anyway
 Have fun and stay Cool! :)  Give a Smile, Get a Smile HUGHUGHUGHUG
 Tams

hehehe you know..i think i need spelling class...  <shakes her
 head> Anyway had to correct my spelling...  The page looks like a
 JUGLE....not a judge...(stupid me)  Anyway...signing off again!

Howd ya do al this

Uh....I don't know if I want to leave a message...they are WAY scary! I
 guess I should leave before I leave a message.... UGH.....I'm gonna
 lose it... HELP!!!!!!!

You must have no life.  You spend all your time looking for "Classic
 entries,"  all of these entries just plain SUCK-DICK-HARD!

Well, In my humble opinion... I'm glad to see   your HTML/Java
 programmers know how to use  and efficiently utilize Java and   its
 many uses.. with that I mean the cookie, they   have so obviously
 configured.. to gather informat-  ion concerning your email addresses,
 which in my  case would be spoofed by a simple static-ip..  but.. what
 am I talking about..   That's right.. It's interesting to see.. how
 people have no other, more interesting, more   constructive thing to do
 aside from sitting at  a computer... hacking away at the keyboard..  to
 a degree which would seem almost unbearable..  all in an effort to
 respond to, in most case would  seem as, idiotic *guestbook* enteries..
 So What Does MOT Think:  Yeah, your one of 'em, dude... buddy.. IDIOT..
 So What Does Collen Think:  I'm just glad that I have amused you.. in
 all of  my wildest dreams, would I have never imagined  that I, of all,
 useless, insignificant matter,   would help to satisfy a day of some
 losers life...  hmm.. interesting...  It's just interesting to see, how
 you people seem   exact opposite of each other..  who are you people..
 not that I would give much  of a care for.. or anyone else in that
 matter..  Why would you do that..  Have you not other things to do..

Surfin' the net and found you through Lpage...Looked interesting  so
 decided to check you out...enjoyed the funnies..amazing what people
 are capable of..First class page...Have your page e-mail my page maybe
 they can do lunch...If you are in the area...LOL

Guessbook?  Guess what?  Where I am?  Oh no... am I lost AGAIN?  Did you
 do that to me on purpose?

No comment.

This has been a creative trip! LOL!  You guys are so good :)

heheh!! i'm no longer afraid to leave a message!! i have overcome  my
 fear!! ok so i guess only 33 problems to go, but hey, it's a start...
 does anyone out there have any candy hearts? i can't believe i have to
 wait  8 months for them to come out again! oh wow, i guess i should say
 i have 34 problems to work on....

Talk about pressure!! I can't perform under these circumstances!!! OK,
 If I just relax I know I can come up with something
 good......Supercalifragilisticispialidocious....Better luck next time.
 I only got throuth the first 100 entries so I'll try again next time!

As you may have guessed, I am English and at the moment I am rather
 worried.  The English nation is doing just TOO well at the moment.  Not
 only did we kick out the grey man himself (John Major) to be replaced
 by enthusaistic young bloke Tony Blair, but we beat the Aussies THREE
 times in the SAME WEEK at cricket and now look certain to win the first
 test of the ashes.  Then we go and beat Italy 2-0 at football.
 WEIRD!!!    All the best crrrrraaazzy peopl!        * BECKI *

Allllll Righty then!  *pressing fingers to temples....squeezing eyes
 tight...think clever, think clever*  It's not working!!!  Might as well
 just tell you two that I am in BIG trouble with hubby :)  He was ready
 to go 2 hours ago and I've been sitting here gasping for breath
 lmaotntpmp...  (you should offer free depends)  I'm looking forward to
 having a guestbook of my own, but dare not hope it will be as
 entertaining as yours!  Thanks for the laughs...  *Hubby dragging me
 away by my shirt now............

o gosh i hope the whole world doesnt see this! anyways, you are 2 very
 clever people but you obviously have ALLOT of free time. you should
 think about maybe going out more often. as in outside your computer
 room ;)

Hey, I have a question.  I heard Tom was really cute.  I was just
 wondering if you would send a picture of yourself. (Tom)  Well,I was
 just wondering.
 Love-ya!
 Nici

Guestbooks are for guests, therefore I am a guest. I liked your page
 because if I didn't like it I wouldn't be here signing the guestbook,
 which is for guests.

"do boopadoop boopadoop do boo dooppadoop"....PLEASE, OH GOD WILL
 SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE MUSIC!!!!  Apart from that comment, Luv
 ya...(HUGS))

Hey........This is really a neat....errr....CRAZY site!  I am Glad I
 showed up<br>  Everyone.......If you are a ReadHeaded Woman, Know
 a Redheaded Woman,<br>  or.....have even ever seen a Redheaded
 woman I guess....then visit my page.<br>  <p>
 Well...........I am going to try out your Crazy
 tour...becouse....well....I can.  <p>

this is dumb.  everyone is trying to be too cute.

I think that this website is great! Keep up the good work!

I feel aweful. I just signed this stupid guest book(look above) and I
 didn't leave anything witty on it. Now I will have to live in shame.
 Bo-hooo! All I have to say is that, well actually I don't have anything
 to say. Man I've been on the computer to long. Help!

I think that this website is great! Keep up the good work!

Elllo crap spelled it wrong.....ouch ouch hey man stop man them damn
 elephants i should go.........  aHHHHHHHH i am turning into one help
 ahhh ahh
 whoa you actually went down here cool check out the site i put

I have come to the conclusion that it is way too  easy to inspire
 people. They read all those crazy  guestbook entries, and then they try
 to come up   with a bombshell of their own. Some people just   have to
 give it up! Then again, some of them are   damn funny. I laughed, I
 cried...well, so maybe  I didn't cry. PEAX!

I'm back again, under a different guise......  I love your book, a page
 without a guestbook is like a goldfish without a perm (?) Did I really
 say that?

I have to give this site oddles of credit it's not often  You get to see
 such a simple but yet but completely  enjoyable web site :-)

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Doo dads, what else is there...  whatever...

Only a few moments before my evil linkmate finds  me and puts me into
 cryogenic suspension, so i   gotta be brief.    Keep the resistance
 alive!  Freedom Fighters Forever!!!!  :::hears sound::: Shoot! he found
 me! :::forms  escape plan and uses it as she submits this letter:::

Well, I just got back from the emergency room   where they surgically
 replaced the lung I hacked  up while laughing at your site.    My hat
 is off to you guys ... you are TRULY crazy!   I shall never look at
 guest books the same way  again!

In this crazy world of flicking and clicking, you sometimes stumble into
 some real classics. This is great. Though the pressure to inspire and
 excite is a little great... so I will just say hi .. grab another beer
 ... and return to the pitiful mess of my home page!!!!

I love guestbooks! do you? I have no guestbook. I need guestbook.
 Guestbook good. Drok like guestbook. umph ugh drol freh der joo? I
 REEEAALYY hope this gets published! Please? I tried!

When your on the can do you ever have the urge to...well.....um...do
 that thing with that thing on the thing? You understand?

I have thoroughly enjoyed reading the homepage comments. Now I will know
 to be more careful what I say in them!! Your friend on the Net,
 ncgirlover45

This is soooo fun...I get to click around and sign these books   I can
 not wait to get mine...I am currently working on  a site  and I don't
 know how to do it but I am sure I will find out when  I decide to work
 instead of clicking all these links on these pages   I am checking out
 to get ideas on how to create my page...but it seems  to be an endless
 feat..so I am patiently surfing around and clicking   links that are
 getting me everywhere except where I need to be and that is  on my
 page..but I guess it will all come out ok...when I do figure out   how
 it is done I will return to all the sites I have visited and let them
 know that they are the reason I have a page and that it is takeing me
 so   long to get it up because of all the links they have on their
 pages that   just beckon for the surfer to click on and then when they
 get there there are   more links to click and then you get so far away
 from your original site that   you don't even remember where you were
 to start with and I would like to thank  these nice folks for helping
 me to waste all my time looking for ideas to build   my
 page...sincerely yours..Cheryl

I cleaned my house this morning. I am going to get money now. You won't
 cause you didn't clean my house.

Agena you've shown me your wings! I was wandering through teh Cercey
 River, wondering why the wax was so hot, and there were people there.
 We scared them, and freed the fish. Then I got a little one, but let it
 go. It was so sad and helpless. I don't want to be a god. The fire lods
 are kind enough to me as it is. You can't be hooligans, you're not not
 cool enough for us. Show us your fire, and we might concider it.
 Otherwise, just fly off the conquest of space. Oh, we accept donations
 of daggers and candles and lighters. Since this is a non-profit
 religeous organization of both of us, it's probly tax-deductable. Real
 hooligans never need to pay taxes, but it's ok for you.

Agena you've shown me your wings! I was wandering through teh Cercey
 River, wondering why the wax was so hot, and there were people there.
 We scared them, and freed the fish. Then I got a little one, but let it
 go. It was so sad and helpless. I don't want to be a god. The fire lods
 are kind enough to me as it is. You can't be hooligans, you're not not
 cool enough for us. Show us your fire, and we might concider it.
 Otherwise, just fly off the conquest of space. Oh, we accept donations
 of daggers and candles and lighters. Since this is a non-profit
 religeous organization of both of us, it's probly tax-deductable. Real
 hooligans never need to pay taxes, but it's ok for you.

Don't Forget To SMILE!!! ;-)

You really know how to put the pressure on, don't you?  Normally, you go
 to someone's guestbook, and it's just "sign my guestbook, please" but
 no, not here;  here it's all, "sign our guestbook, and this better be
 funny, you hear me???!!!!"  I really don't like that, but I'll sign it
 anyway.  By the way, I'm having a "Words That Rhyme with Orange"
 contest, so mail me your words that rhyme with "orange" today!!!

The bigest and the Greatest Homepage on this Internet..

OH GREAT!!!  I had to hurry through the entries...  this bright yellow
 is doing that "image burn"   thingee to my screen...as we speak the
 corner of   my screen is being destroyed...it's pretty...
 but...um...maybe a color that wouldnt ruin my TV   would be better.

Ok.  Now it looks like I have to be funny and stuff.  And, if I want
 this to get into the classic group it better be darned good and stuff.
 So lets see.  I could write...  No that won't work.  How 'bout this...
 No wait.  That won't work either.  Ok.  Now I've got it.  Naw.  Boy,
 this is harder than I thought and stuff.  OK.  No.  Darn.  Skip it.
 I'm so confused!  Bye and stuff.  That will be $5.00 for trying to be
 funny.  Imagine how much I would have charged if I had succeeded and
 stuff.  MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha  <--- evil laugh.

What? you call this a site? In my days we took pride in our web sites
 even if when we didn't have computer's in my day.   What with you
 people? oy.     Got to go. The rabbi want's to get back on. (he's
 addicted).

This definately is a crazy homepage!  It looks wicked!  take a look at
 mine.

Hmmm, this is a very interesting site . . . = )

This isnt the way to do things.  I've travelled the owrld and the seven
 seas   I've sen time from the dinosaurs to the first  launch of
 arcologies. Do tyou know when earth started getting its act together?
 it   was when people stooped looking at other peoples  crap and got a
 grip on their own    See ya "the traveller"

OK, so I was in my science class today and my   teacher let us loose on
 the net after we finished   our finals(ouch!!!!)  I went to Yahoo to
 search   for the craziest sites on the planet to see if   there was
 anything new on the tour.  I ended up   here.  Me and one of my REALLY
 annoying friends   were sitting there cracking up while we were
 reading this.  I got in trouble because there   were still people
 taking the test.  That's my   story.  One time, I was on a date with
 this guy.    He had this Mercedes and we went to his friends   house.
 I got him to give me the keys because I   left my purse in the car.  Me
 and my friend drove   to the mall, and came back thirty minutes later.
 Too bad I only have my permit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Blook blook, meow, garbage bag, lizard, torpedo,  straw, hemmroids, blow
 fish, blow me I'm hot soup,   suck me I'm a lemon, eat me I'm a cookie,
 speak into the tube I'm deaf.   This is a great sight for letting the
 world know  that we are all alittle crazy inside!  Signed,  Ed and
 Dennis "Blues Brothers"

Ladies and Gentlemen.....  THE GREAT MAGNIFICENT BOB!!!

Hmmm.....Very interestink !  This page killed   4 000 090 braincells
 instead of the average   4 000 089.  Thanks, now there is more room in
 my head !

I CAN FLY!!!Did you know that I'm part of the  witness protection
 program? My previous idenity   was Clark Kent...I can fly and
 shhhhhhh!!!!!!!  Don't tell anyone but I'm cheating on Lois..  :-D

WASSUP NIGGAZ ITS ALL ABOUT CALI IN DA WESTSIDE

  you need to cherish this because one day i'm gonna be famous  now you
 may wonder who the hell are you but in  a few years you will know and
 yes i am speaking to you and you can say  that i {of all people} wrote
 directly to you and nobody else!!!!

Woowoowoo  Wadda wadda wadda. one day my sister   ate a peanut butter
 and mayonaise sandwhich! tee  hee hee, look they just said private!!!
 :~)

I like to sign Guest Books and hope you will visit  my site and sign my
 Guest Book. I also have a  Geo Cities website with a Guest Book there
 with  no entries yet. You are all welcome to visit and  leave your
 comments. Am I Classic or what ?

uhm, okee.. well... i was reading this page.. and i read, like, all of
 it.. yeah, i know, anyway.. it reminded me of these people on a radio
 station here in maine named Tim and Laurie.. andway Tim is a hippy and
 laurie is a 90's woman but whatever and one day they was interviewing
 this guy who was form wisconsin and this guy, well, he like ate 2 big
 macs a day for 25 years strait, or somehting, and he like only missed 7
 big macs, i think, cos he was sick or dead or sumfin but uhm nevermind
 cos... uhhh yeah... what was i talking about? oh yeha, this page is
 funny to read. i need some espresso, so i gotta go now.

Hi, I love this site. I've bookmarked it so I can come  here on those
 lonely days when I(*sob*) don't get  any guestbook entries of my own.

cool

How doo yu spel "Shi-cago"? i lurned how two spel at high skool.  i am a
 see-nior. i suposed to gradooate in 7ven weaks. Pleeze vizit my  webb
 pag. i named it "Hover Online. i hope yu wil lyke it. i lyke yur pag.
 it is very funy. woo is Tom and Puala? they sound veree humorus. thank
 yu very mutch. frum, Andy

You see I poop alot so my friends call me Sir. Poop Alot  its kind of
 cool cause I can make people stop making fun of me by pooping my pants
 and stuff cause I was in school and some guy was about to kick my ass
 and I pooped my pants and he left laughed at me but hasnt tried to kick
 my ass since then....  it also helps you get chicks... 20 guys will be
 there and you stand there poop your pants and...mostly the chicks will
 feel sorry for you and you umm...score!  I havent done this before but
 its my theory!  so I am gonna go poop my pants...  you know why they
 call PEE WEE Herman PEE WEE?  He Peed his pants alot during school him
 his friend...  Um... Dumm. Dumm. Dumm. Dumb?! Um... Dumm. Dumm. Dumm.
 Dumb?! Um... Dumm. Dumm. Dumm. Dumb?! Um... Dumm. Dumm. Dumm. Dumb?!
 Um... Dumm. Dumm. Dumm. Dumb?! Um... Dumm. Dumm. Dumm. Dumb?! Um...
 Dumm. Dumm. Dumm. Dumb?! Um... Dumm. Dumm. Dumm. Dumb?! Um... Dumm.
 Dumm. Dumm. Dumb?! Um... Dumm. Dumm. Dumm. Dumb?! Um... Dumm. Dumm.
 Dumm. Dumb?! Um... Dumm. Dumm. Dumm. Dumb?! Um... Dumm. Dumm. Dumm.
 Dumb?! Um... Dumm. Dumm. Dumm. Dumb?! Um... Dumm. Dumm. Dumm. Dumb?!
 Um... Dumm. Dumm. Dumm. Dumb?! Um... Dumm. Dumm. Dumm. Dumb?! Um...
 Dumm. Dumm. Dumm. Dumb?! Um... Dumm. Dumm. Dumm. Dumb?! Um... Dumm.

Hi this is Mr. Poop I signed your guestbook and I didnt know if it
 worked or not well  I live in Poopsville and I like to poop alot in
 fact my friends named me Sir Poop Alot it was cool cause I can go into
 a fight and say here comes Sir. Poop A Lot and id win and stuff cause
 im cool and everyone else sucks...  I first pooped when I was born the
 doctor ....chopped off my weiner!...or umm....cord thingy...and I
 pooped right in his hands....he said "hes a healthy baby!"  and I
 pooped again cause I was happy  my parents bought me a t-shirt saying I
 Love Poop!  I cried cause I was so happy....it was a cool t-shirt  I
 whipped my ass with it before it was cool....well anyway  I am at work
 now...whats my job? pooping of course!  I poop into containers and they
 can be used as fertalizer and stuff...  so its fun  I poop alot  and do
 you?  well this ends my tale  MORAL: POOP ALOT DAMNIT!!!!!!

Hola! Que pasa Chicos?!?!  HEeHEEHEEHEEHEE    Wuzup out in cyberspace.
 Does everyone see the   little music bar at the bottom of the screen?
 Press the third for instant party FUN!!!!!!    Tomorrows the last day
 of school!  Is everyone   excited for me?  Yeah, well you should
 be!!!!!    Isn't this site funny? How many of you are going   to party?
 party is fuuuuunnnnnnn  everyone should    kind!!!!  Little girls like
 me don't know about   bad parties or mean people.  Is anyone out there
 mean.  Try being nice!!  It takes more energy,   but you have more
 friends!!!!  Well,me gotsta   go.  Adios mean people!!!!!!

sup homey gees?  I can be like A, que pasa   chicos!!!!!!!!!1  But I
 don't want to!!!  Why is   the Macarena playing?  Is it the computer or
 is   it just me?  I think it's me.  FINALS ARE OVER!!  !!!  HAlelujah
 pass the butter!!!!!!!  dance HEY   MACARENA!!!! What does macarena
 mean any way?  It   sounds like some new kind of macaroni!!!!  I like
 macaroni!!1  With my mad kitchen skeels, it's a   good thing.  My daddy
 makes good macaroni and   cheese.  Does anyone want to come over?  I'm
 very bored!!!!  MA Madre went out to the store.    I forgot which one
 though.  Did anyone see tige  r at the US OPEN?????  I love that
 boy!!!!!!!    I want a car!!!  I don't car what kind as long as   its
 in relatively good shape and works.  Does any   one have a car they
 want to give me?!?!?! I have   a penny in my pocket.  A penny for a
 Car????  Its   a good deal guys!!!  You know you want to give   me a
 car for a new shiny penny!!!!!  What do   cyberpeople do when the
 computers are down??    I don't Idon't know!!!!!!!  Graduation is in
 ONE hour!!!! Excitement!!!!!!!! I amde some friends this week.  Friends
 are good!!!!!!  But yyou should be an individual.  Don't copy anyone.
 No Jason I'm not drunk.  I'm not legal yet. Therefore I do Not drink.

I am the first woman god!!!!!!!!!1 Allo.  Me jane!

help me.  i'm lost.  my earthworm died and i don't know what to do now.
 please help.  i know you can.  this is so traumatic for me.  he meant
 so much!  poor rupert.  that damn Mac truck!!  God forbid they
 manufacture any more just so they can run over poor defensless little
 earthworms!  oh, what am i to do?  dear me, dear me.  dear rupert!  i
 loved him so much.  he didn't know how much i loved him!  i miss
 rupert, my one and only earthworm.  oh yeah, the page was cool.  rupert
 would have loved it.

I don't know much, but I will sure come again!!!  Hee........

I'm in a band called Eternal Fuzz, and we're cool.  I'm just confused on
 why everybody doesn't eat cheese.  Here's part of a song I wrote about
 smoking, entitled "Black Lungs Are Better"  Black lungs are better, no
 matter what the weather.  Black lungs are better, ask my friend
 Heather.  Black lungs are better, even a black sweater.  Yes black
 lungs, black lungs are better.  I'm an American stuck in Canada living
 in an American society surrounded by  a city of retarded Canadian Dudes
 who like the Tragically Hip and drink Molson   Canadian beer while
 hockey's on. Help me escape. I'm drowning in Labatt Blue!!!  I need a
 Marlboro Medium, but it's fricking illegal here! And a 6er of Bud is
 like,  nine dollars!!!  I need to go back to New York City. I'm taking
 donations.

Quit readin this and go to my homepage...I said stop...why are you
 staring at me?

"Warning:  Vapor and spray harmful, overexposure will cause death.
 Effects may be permanent."

What up? If anyone is ever mean to you tell them   I said to be kind to
 you because you suck, and I mean that in a good way.

heehee

I am truely *belch* intrigued by all I've seen here today.  By the way,
 today is sunny, 60F, and windy.  If your site had a different name it
 would be 'Letters from Sychos'.  Who the h*ll are these sychos.  I
 know, I know.  They are all from "down under".  Well, maybe not.  Maybe
 there from Alaska.  Yea.  Hey, I'm one of them!  I'm insane and can't
 think of anything worthwhile to write in a guestbook.  It's to bad.  I
 think the internet will have to shut down because of us, tough guy.
 Peace.

Hey, look, there's a guy running my way (I'm at work) - oh shoot, it's
 the boss - gotta go...

Romance can not be defined in one sentence let alone one word....Each
 one of us defines in their own special way...the only way you could
 define in one sentence is if the whole world would contribute a word to
 the sentence....can you imagine how big the description would
 be...Yikes...To me a true romantic searches for love ever so
 quietly....it is a quest that consumes him/her......it is the same as a
 rebel calling himself/herself a rebel.....if they have to say so, it's
 not their true identity....these are only my opinions and
 thoughts....please visit my site and let me know how to enhance...I
 will welcome any recommendations you may.....please don't leave until
 you sign my guestbook from Lpage... :::::kiss::::::::kiss:::::: to all
 m

I don't have a classic entry!!I don't WANT to make a "classic"entry.But
 the 100 or 1000 or whatever sighnings was ok...I just got tired of
 reading what paul and tom thought.....what do I care.So I skipped
 them.I read about 15 andquit.  weeeeelllll........bye

I don't have a classic entry!!I don't WANT to make a "classic"entry.But
 the 100 or 1000 or whatever sighnings was ok...I just got tired of
 reading what paul and tom thought.....what do I care.So I skipped
 them.I read about 15 andquit.  weeeeelllll........bye

were do these people come from!! (cause I would love to vist sometime)

Okay, I roamed around and saw a lot of unusual   stuff that I really
 liked...especially the music   while I looked.  As Arnold says, "I'll
 be back!"  My home page is rather dull right now, but hope to   spruce
 it up a little...I'm still learning about   all of this

Now if you don't put this in your little letter thingy, my best friends
 brother knows the mafia so,  WATCH OUT SUCKERS!

you are so weird! but cool

My mum gave birth to me and my dad helped her.I'm a full blooded lesbian
 and love to suck. I'm also a nymphomaniac and a hermaphrodite.Contact
 me if you feel kinky.

I don't know, my web guru said that the best way   to get LOTS of
 visitors to a site is nudity.  I  think we REALLY need to see more of
 Paula (I don't  PERSONALLY have any interest in seeing more of Tom  but
 of course some people with varying tastes probably  do). Of course if
 you are just having fun with us  and Tom is a female person and Paula
 is a male person  then my earlier comment must be reversed.  I really
 think that you should give this some consideration  as your site needs
 all the EXPOSURE that it can get.  Sincerely,   etc.

Boy my creativity runs dry at the moment.  Ah well, oooga booga and
 woozle wazzle.  I can't believe I just said that.  Please put three
 bullets in my head for that one.  I'll have to come back with something
 a little better.    :-)

You know, Ive decided that as each and every person sign this guestbook
 they are wondering if THEY will be one of the chosen ones... hmm...
 just thought I would share a tidbit from my sad mind.  You know what
 else Ive decided... (I can hear you saying, "please no don't tell",
 but... here it goes anyway) Ive arrived upon the fact that if your
 webpage is like... something.com that people automatically assume that
 you must know a lot about webpages... and that just because thats the
 address its worth checking out... =)  I need to get my own .com
 address... anyone interested in helping pay for it contact me... that
 would be the life... ahh, well... I guess I ought to try and be like
 the other poor, pathetic souls in this guestbook and give some
 odd/dumb/wacky little saying to make you think that my entry should be
 included in the limelight.  I will think on it... until that point Im
 just going to sit here and ramble, maybe I will put the longest entry
 in your guestbook... I seriously doubt that, but its worth a try...
 yall ought to invent some sort of wordcount thing... hmm... that was
 dumb.  Oh well, it could be useful... then you could contact me in case
 my entry was the longest, thus meaning I have the most time to waste...

cool!  i tripped someone out...  (tom, it may not look like it, but i AM
 working on my next adventure!)

Gremlins kick some a**.  They need water to reproduce.  Humans need each
 other.  Humans are dumb.  I am glad that I am not one.  GREMLINS,
 GREMLINS, yum, yum.  ( I will rule the world )

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Wow!It's amazing what sort of stuff you can find at 1:30 in the
 morning.Just like to say this page is great,although some of the
 entries are not as classic as you say they are.Ah well,it's okay.....

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What do I put here? whats this box for anyways?  what do u want from
 me?DO I ENTERTAIN U? DO I AMUSE U?  Are u looking at me?

aching,and bloody tired of standing for the last two days straight, i
 sweat and smile at old mrs. johnson whose been talking to me hemroids
 for an hour. thank god for reunions. the thing is calling  me from
 beneath my skivies"i'm going to eat you! yes! i'm going to eat you from
 the inside out!"  "now hugo dearie, you've got to stay away from greasy
 foods, they'll only aggrevate that little guy,why i used to tell harvey
 ..." i taste the sweat on my lip, "little guy?" someone tried to force
 a baseball up my ass mrs johnson,and i've never had the same ease, i
 want to tell her. my life in a nutshell? too many french fries and no
 bran make hugo a walking(and standing) passport to pain.

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The world would be better if EVERYONE knew how to use a computer.  And
 if the Internet wasn't charged but FREE!

What's all this junk above and below my entry?! I'm supposed to be
 seeing CLASSIC entrys? All I see is annoying little dingy snail mail
 messages waiting to be opened! AHHHHHHH! I can't stad this!

Hello? I need Amanda Hugnkiss! Is there a Homer Sexual around here? Yes,
 everybody! I.P. Freely?! Is there an Al Caholic around here? No? Oh
 well.

The thing that was, is, and the thing that wasn't, could be. So why are
 things that could be, definitely not?

WOW... This page is WAY too kewl and krazy...   Nice graphics, great
 format... I'm bookmarking you guys;  that's it.

I really liked this page and I really wanted to be a part of it so
 here's one of the crazy things about me, it's a quote in a code that I
 dreamed up myself.  jayfow a ,sguiyf huew ,sguiyf awos aje ajayf"
 guisn fnq ,jafygnep e aAigjot plnom  hdouec e se feoc jnt folaco fsaq
 jnoh  ,asdhlecode ayf to hggnq aunp e jof  ".wayf to auo fou hlajns si
 That's a quote from a fiction novel by Geoff Nicholson called "Still
 Life with Volkswagens" it's a way psycho book about Volkswagens. Please
 please I beg that you take time to decipher that coded quote! I worked
 hard on it. I wanted to mention that I'm a VW freak and I consider
 myself a freak in general. I own and drive a 1975 VW Bus named Darlene,
 and I love her very much. She's about as close as I am to having a
 girlfriend.

Yo, so there i am wit a turnip in one hand and a bottle of some
 freshness in the other out by St. Basil's, when i thinks to myself,
 "Hetchekaya, i'd be happier at home on the computer!" so i throws the
 turnip at a homeless guy and drinks the freshness and i gets home, and
 i just wanted you chillin folk to know, you proved me wrong!

Umm, this is hilarious to note 1) how cute everyone tries to be and 2)
 how many people don't read and realize that HTML is disabled.
 Hahahhahaahahahhahaha

Hmm, its 2325 herein good ol' Singapore and what the hell am I doing?
 Reading this really wierd page. Maybe I should quit studying and become
 a real computer freak. Whatever the case is, I am feeling very very
 sleepy... BING!! Zombiefied.....

This is one of the most crazy web pages I've ever been to! I LOVE IT!!!

Back to this vegetarian cat/dog thing. I met this guy down   the street
 once that was saying how the whole family was a   veg head - even the
 dog. I was rolling after he  was telling me this. Anyway about a week
 later I   saw the guy and he told me his dog was dead. When  I asked
 how he said he had been shot. As a dog   owner I felt sad for the
 animal. When I asked him   if he knew what happened, I was told The
 farmer up  the street had been losing chickens every night   for almost
 six months; About the same time this guy   moved to the area. Anyway
 the dog was found with a  chicken in its mouth and a load of buck shoot
 up   its butt. Someone needs to start a vegetarian pet  support group,
 I don't have the time right now.

How do you stop this irritating music? Oh! and one more thing..... Could
 you pass me some toilet paper cos I don't want to dirty the shower
 curtains. Thanks!

I got too much time on my hands....among other things.  Apparently you
 do too.  Let me share my wisdom with you.  Let's do lunch.

THe hell I'm going to leave a classic message. I've been listening to
 this damn midi of Macarena!, and it's worse than  eating KFC chicken in
 excrement. How could you have absolutely NO htmls. I'm going to my room
 to cry.