The July Guestbook

<P>Hi!</P>  <P>I liked your guestbook pages! There are
 some really cool guestbook entries ... You're welcomed to visit my
 homepage ...</P>  <P><A
 HREF="http://stud2.tuwien.ac.at/~e9426098/"><IMG
 SRC="http://stud2.tuwien.ac.at/~e9426098/banner.jpg" ALT="Come in and
 visit my homepage." BORDER=0 HEIGHT=90
 WIDTH=450></A></P>  <P>... but don't forget to
 <A
 HREF="http://www.GeoCities.com/CapeCanaveral/Hangar/1233/smile.htm">
 <IMG SRC="http://stud2.tuwien.ac.at/~e9426098/smile_y.gif" ALT="Have
 a Smile" BORDER=0 HEIGHT=31 WIDTH=88 ALIGN=ABSBOTTOM></A>

Hello,

  I would just like to say " I love your guestbook". It is soooo funny!
 I am 16 and I can't wait to show this to my friends! Keep up the good
 work!

  I would just like to say " I love your guestbook". It is soooo funny!
 I am 16 and I can't wait to show this to my friends! Keep up the good
 work!

Hi, my name's Ziggy, and I'm a netaholic.  I can't even say I've been
 clean for any duration of time in the recent past.  As a matter of
 fact, I've just read about a trillion guestbook entries at
 www.verycrazy.com and well, frankly, I don't want to stop.  You guys
 are hilarious, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!!

tom and paula wierd website,you've got some wierd crap  .I suggest you
 step back and be messin,LEAVE ME
 ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

say something so you can be a dork in computers

Very classic guestbook.....hope to have my guestbook evolve to this in
 the near future....please visit my site and let me know what you
 think...and don't forget to sign my guestbook as well.....bye for
 now.... =)

Well, I must say this site is very crazy!  If anyone needs Amanda
 Huggenkiss, well, I'm right here!  Also, if anyone needs a man to hugg
 and kiss, I'm here to.  I brushed my teeth this morning so I'm nice and
 fresh! Later  -Amanda Huggenkiss

I will rule your toilets, you have no power over mine, soon all will bow
 down to my shiny white bowl and pray to me!!!

Hey, everyone out there Visit my Homepage! Click the ENTER?
 <center>  <a
 href="http://members.tripod.com/~FadelAbdulla/Fadel-
 Homepage.welcome">ENTER!</a>: <BR>

I read the entry from Kurt Johnson. That one was cool. I want his
 sideburns.  Ask him if I can have them. Today is boring. There was a
 thunderstorm so I  had to stay inside on this wretched piece of
 machinery all day. I'm so bored.  Bye! :-)

Here's to you as good as you are; and here's to me as bad as I am.  But
 as good as you are and as bad as I am, I'm as good as you are as bad as
 I am!!

you know you put so much stress on how good your entry has to be i
 wouldnt be surprized if half the people who came here didnt run away
 (which i sure i should have done)   i thought the page was very
 imformative i never relised that you looked like a newbie wanka if you
 used sayings like kewl and stuff...well done!

Hi,    Great site!  I have gained a lot of insite into  the cyber
 inhabitants (or is it inmates). I have   read that these cyber dwellers
 are, shall we say,  less financially challenged than non-cyber folks,
 and that they are blessed with more than their   fair share of
 functioning brain cells. Don't it   make ya' wonder sometimes? (I have
 no idea where I  read it. Maybe I just made it up!)  Thanks for the
 laughs. You actually brought tears   to my eyes a couple times.

PORKBELLYPORKBELLYPORKBELLY!!!!!!    (Didja smile?)

Why do they call it Heartburn when it has nothing to do with your heart?
 Why do parents always tell their children 'You cant get heartburn, your
 too little'.  Hey, I got heartburn as a child. :P

I was reading in the "classic" entries of your book  that some girl was
 complaining about how they put  mustard on burgers, well I don't like
 it either. I   also don't like the ketchup and little onion thingys,
 or the pickles... When ordering a burger, I just say  "I'd like that
 plain".... Also she was saying how she   likes yogurt.... I don't I've
 had yogurt three times,  and each time it has been spoiled (and yes, I
 did check   the date on the label)... And twice I have gotten
 choclate milk out out of those spinning milk machines,   and both of
 those were spoiled too... Now I just take  calcium, cuz I gave up on
 dairy products.... Although  I do like the astronaut ice cream. Ever
 had any of that   stuff? Its pretty good... Anyway, this is a great
 page.  I found it a while ago, and lately I've seen about  a dozen
 other sites like your page, but they just don't   compare... Oh well,
 after this I'll go back to my generic  guestbook signing of "great
 page, keep up the good work"...

I'll have you know that I am NOT A MOOSE, I'M NOT A MOOSE!!  You think
 you can fool everyone with your high-class-sitting-in-a-gas-station-
 eating-a-99-cent-turkey-and-spam-sandwich facade (mixed well with
 chickens), but NO!  You insist that the cheddar cheese actually CAME
 WITH THE Mr. Hobble About Like A Decapitated Horse!  Is cotton ALWAYS
 this fluffy? (you know it).  'Scuse me while I kiss this anteater.  And
 then.  Arf.  Grey Poupon is yellow, and hamsters have babies when you
 least expect them.  MISTER T. AS AN OPERA SINGER.  Thank you (that
 should be taken lightly).  Sugar?

I have nothing to say......let me think..  hmmmmmmmm....... Oh let me
 tell you a  story. I have an older sister that is really  stupid.....
 and my family and I went to a  summer camp and my Daddy calls me Baby
 and I fell in love with the dance  instructor...oh wait.  That was the
 movie "Dirty Dancing"    it was a good movie anyways.

I spend 24/7 on the net and  don't think I need HELP! Because  my
 computer is not holding me hostage  so I do not need HELP! Alright I
 must  be going, thanks for all your HELP!  Love,  my face is stuck to
 the screen

Nobody likes this place.  I've talked with everyone and they all agree:
 nobody likes this place.  Nobodys even BEEN to this place!  Nobody
 likes it, nobody will come back. Nobodys gona come here after they've
 been here once, thats a fact!

Thought for the day - A bear fell over in the woods and a tree heard it
 :o)

I'm A munky. I lurnd HoW 2 spel reel gud inn Spokane.  Igot me sum
 ejumacation. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!  Fooled You! I'm really an evil
 billionaire genious   who is currently plotting to take over the petty
 earth!!!!  Starting with this CRUMMY PAGE!!!!
 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNND HA!

Classic entry? The whole world to see? WOW....now the pressure is on....
 UM.....like....hmmmm...well, GREAT JOB! That about sums it up, huh?

I don't like guestbooks, why am I signing this?  Any cute guys want to
 e-mail me go ahead I am   tall and skinny and goofy that is why I am
 the   girraffe. If you don't like it you can go rub  a monkeys tummy!
 eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
 heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh  -oh.

Hello and goodbye!

Hey guys! I'm an 18 year old attractive, gay guy living with herpes and
 looking for love.  I would love to hear from other gay guys living with
 the same condition. Interested? All emails are welcome.

I guess you are Kr@zy!

Hi! "Great" page you have here ...I really enjoy visiting your site, and
 will be coming back often.. Check mine out when you have the time, Cya.

have you ever noticed when a chicken crosses a road it usually doesn't
 get hit?  that may be the 8th wonder of the world.

Dear sirs,  I wish to order the following from your catalog:  Page37-
 Item4 (Rubber Gloves & Feather),  Page42-Item2 (HandCrafted Plastic
 Turnip),  Page58-Item9 (Eiffel Tower made from Cheese),  Page61-Item2
 (Lemon Flavored Boomerang).   Please find enclosed a cheque for $199.99
 And now I must go online and sign a guestbook.

if the universe is endless and has been around a gagillion years does it
 matter if i can't run a stupid mile?

jhsdahruehlknureyuewrhwieuyrjdshfiuewyrewuiyriuewr

Rats always have a piece of tail with them at all times.  Rats would
 rather have a bottle in front of them than a frontal lobotomy.  Rats
 LOVE music, but can only play "air" instruments.  Rats favorite
 "celebrity" is Squeaky Fromm.  Rats! I forgot the rest . . .

hello, nurse!! this site rocks... somebody do me a favor, please! kill
 my recent ex-boyfriend while i go make some coffee. he said mean things
 about me, so he deserves it. yes, i am a faerie, and yes, that is how
 it is spelled. Air Force JROTC is cool. i'm just dumb as a brick, but
 you can't tell. i can't believe i finally got on the net! i'm so
 computer illiterate it's not funny. need a cigarette now. BYE!!!!!!!

Everybody visit my PAGE!!!! Hey, how the Hell   can I get a gusetbook of
 my own??????????????  I want one TOO!

what is not?for why, if we, do we? Ah it all makes  sence.if we being
 here are no more than cosmic   specks in a infinate pond, must we
 beware of   goldfish? Aaah, the mind boggles.The universe is  but an
 old "mash" episode, so clear.

I can't see anything  Is this thing on?  Can you guys see
 me................

You know, after reading several guestbook entries, I asked myself "WHERE
 IN THE HELL DID THESE PEOPLE COME FROM???" Note that I didn't say
 "Where on earth" being that I have just come to the conclusion there IS
 life on other planets. I always felt relatively safe bebopping around
 on the net, looking for more cool things to do, but now....Eeeegads!
 the weirdos are abound! "Laser Sabers HO!"

I love your page!!!  It will, no doubt, cause a tsunami across the ocean
 that is the internet.  Causeing millions of board and unhappy net
 surfers to finally come away from a page satisfied emotianally,
 physically, and spiritually.  The world will change, peace and harmony
 will become a standerd.  People will finally be able to cope with their
 Lip baulm addiction, and a reign of peace will fall over the world to
 infinity....and Beyond.  Of course, this is a best case scenario...then
 again, it may only make the "humorously challenged" finally laugh.  I
 know I did!  I like your page! And that means something too.  There is
 only one person in the world who has disagreed with everything I have
 ever said.  And he's dead.  No I didn't do it.  Actually I was aquitted
 of any wrong doing.  So...The only person I know of who would think
 that your page is not any good is dead.  Isn't that GREAT!!!

We are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Garbage bags are fun to use, but don't get
 caught  putting your lizard in one. The world can be an  interesting
 place. We are just here to say,  BASTA VAZOOOL!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I don't think mine will be a classic! But I think I'll try anyway!
 So far...I've sent the address of this page to about 6 or 7 people!
 It's so freakin' cool! At first...I was looking at the free stuff and I
 saw my name! I thought..."How do they know my name? Are they stalking
 me? What's up with this?" Then I looked at "About Us" and saw that one
 of you is named Paula...I thought "Shew! They just wanna be like
 me...not stalk me!" Thank goodness! You people scared me! Well, good
 luck with your page!

I think the saying "The only reason people get lost in thought is
 because it's unfamiliar territoy,"  truly refers to people that visit
 this sight!!!!!!

here's chelios............skates up the ice....passes the puck off to
 Amonte...drops back to Krivo...OOOOO..and Amonte lays a massive hip
 check on Gord Murphy...oh mercy!  Scratch my back with a hacksaw!

Send me money. That is everyone's purpose in life.  I already own you. I
 have you in my database. The  money you send will be used to subsidize
 our concentration  camps for the reeducation of Macintosh users. Those
 who do not conform will be annihilated. Mac users  must be stopped at
 ANY cost.

I was looking through your most classic entries  from your own
 guestbook. Why am I not there?     When you put this one in, would you
 please email  me to remind me to come and look, in case I forget?

This is the first time that I have ever signed a guestbook   before and
 I thought I would like to give you guys the honor   of popping my
 guestbook cherry. Thanks. Oh by the   way I enjoyed the site very much.

I'm greatly impressed with your web page !  I hope that we could all
 link up even with Filipino anthropologists.  Let's all cooperate to
 establish a link.  Will this be alright with all of you ?

For the whole world to see?  Yay.  I'm sure the WHOLE FREAKING WORLD is
 pining to see what the hay I wrote in this mecca for guestbooks.  This
 is just another mediocre signing of the guestbook.  Get a life people,
 really.  Don't you have better things to do that read my pitiful
 message?  Get a job.  Take underwater basketweaving.  See the world
 through your OWN EYES instead of a freaking computer screen- now
 there's a novel idea.  I know some of you paid mega bucks for the
 pieces of crap you are sitting in front of right now, which will
 probably piss out when the millenium hits, and whoosh, there go all of
 your bank accounts, your morgages, practically your whole life, cause
 ya know you only exist on the computer as far as the government is
 concerned.....

For the whole world to see?  Yay.  I'm sure the WHOLE FREAKING WORLD is
 pining to see what the hay I wrote in this mecca for guestbooks.  This
 is just another mediocre signing of the guestbook.  Get a life people,
 really.  Don't you have better things to do that read my pitiful
 message?  Get a job.  Take underwater basketweaving.  See the world
 through your OWN EYES instead of a freaking computer screen- now
 there's a novel idea.  I know some of you paid mega bucks for the
 pieces of crap you are sitting in front of right now, which will
 probably piss out when the millenium hits, and whoosh, there go all of
 your bank accounts, your morgages, practically your whole life, cause
 ya know you only exist on the computer as far as the government is
 concerned.....

I tawt I taw a guestbook, I did, I did see a guestbok.  You two should
 be ashamed though. How dare you have more  guestbook entries than me.

Personally, I think that even the top then are really lame (the first
 being the most lame).  Where's all the guest book entries about flaming
 kamikaze cockroaches?  Ya kno, I come here expecting messages about
 things like spontaneous combustion of birds or the carniverous
 appetites of snails, and I get some cheezy "stalking" message.  Where's
 the fun in that? It reeks of one word: lame.  L-A-M-B.  I mean, is that
 the best you can do?  I demand to have truely crazy guestbook entries
 in the top 100!    I'm getting sick of this! I'm going to take legal
 action! I'm sure as soon as I find my local rep, explain to him what a
 computer is, then what the internet is, and finally what a guestbook
 is, he will also think that this site is perfectly hilarious, and will
 totally ignore my attempt to make this site funny!  HA! Call a lawyer
 now, you're goin down!

Why would you put up an ad for Lpage on your site?  They suck and I lost
 respect for this site when I saw that.  I personaly use Paradise
 (www.pergatory.com) because HellPage lost  my entries all the time and
 just generaly are no good.  They don't even have a email address!
 Losers..  Anyway great site otherwise.

once upon a time, in the land of fuzzle-wuzzle, ther was  a merry band
 of teddybears. all day long they would laugh  and frolic in the gardens
 and fields.  every evening they'd  come together for a wonderful meal
 of cookies and milk and  muffins and ice cream.  then, after singing
 silly songs and  playing whimsical games, they'd get all comfy and cozy
 and   fall asleep beneath the diamond stars and lollipop trees.  this
 went on for years.........  then the Battle of Armageddon broke out,
 and they all died.  The End.  Hey, no one said i was friggin mother
 goose - deal with it!

I don't like this guestbook! There are far to many americans!!!  What
 happened to all sexy Europeans? I don't  like americans!!

I don't like this guestbook! There are far to many americans!!!  What
 happened to all sexy Europeans? I don't  like americans!!

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets
 fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.  The one thing
 I really hate is when people sign guestbooks impersonating some one
 else with some dumb message (i.e. "Bill Gates")

Uh... hey!!  Everyone check out my page!!

Wow, I hope I can write (type?) somethin' original enough to make your
 list of favorites.  Gee, umm.....Well, I read your top favorite entries
 from your own guestbook, and I think I may have snargied, but I'm not
 sure (my friend won't tell me just what it means).  Anyway, I laughed
 uproariously.  I don't know what problem Bob had with your stuff.  And
 to answer Dawn:  I like mustard on my burgers.  Real mayo, too.  But
 then, I like fruit, fungus, and pig flesh (black olives, mushrooms, and
 bacon, to lesser mortals) on my pizza.  Not that anybody out there
 really gives a crap, unless they want to buy me dinner...O.K., I'm
 running out of things to say.  Just remember folks, "Blessed are they
 who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
 Some of us (ahem) are constantly entertained.

Greetings, fellow followers of the cat. Some of you kittens hither are a
 riot.   Some, slightly more interesting than last weeks hairballs.
 {HACK!}  Personally, my only saving grace (besides swell reflexes) is:
 Catpeople are never boring- just napping.    Meow.

I Think Your Web-Site Is Pretty KKool, The Way  That I Just Happened To
 Stumble Upon It Was Pretty Cool Too.  Maybe I'll Tell You About That
 Sometime...  Well Anyway, I Usually Don't Sign  Guest Books, But Felt
 Like Signing This One  Anyway.

I Think Your Web-Site Is Pretty KKool, The Way  That I Just Happened To
 Stumble Upon It Was Pretty Cool Too.  Maybe I'll Tell You About That
 Sometime...  Well Anyway, I Usually Don't Sign  Guest Books, But Felt
 Like Signing This One  Anyway.

I don't know what to say! I didn't prepare a speech or anything! I'd
 just like to thank the little people, especially Tom and Paula who
 filled my extra time with the 100 Most Classic Guestbook Entries.
 Thanks guys!  Oh, sorry, just practicing for when I win an Oscar. Thank
 you, thank you.

My name isn't really Aphrodite. But I came from the planet named the
 same as her. For those non Latin scholars out there, that would be
 Venus. I don't really have a name. No one up there does. I was sent
 down here to view this insignifigant piece of literature called "The
 100 Most Classic Guestbook Entries Ever!" It's actually kinda good I
 hate to admit. Well, since that IS the case, I will be taking some of
 your ideas and schemes back to Venus with me. That's what I was really
 sent down here for. Ha ha ha Tom and Paula. I am really a secret spy,
 now I'm going to take over the world, thanks to your great ideas. They
 are all mine now. Ha ha ha. You can't have them. I'll be back, when the
 Earth is mine! But for now, I'll watch all of you through my sattelite
 imaging system back on Venus. Ta ta!

what am i supposed to say here??? funny stuff?? well i will try...  once
 i was talking to a  chia-person! it was lots of fun! they are   very
 talkitive. well i have to go talk to my many adoring fans! BY  !!

hello laddies....i enjoyed your page like i enjoy pissing on electric
 fences.  If you fellas ever need any favors just follow your nose yo
 the end of the rainbow.  But, if you ever take my gold, i'll rip your
 fucking head off, and then stomp on it repeatedly until you throw
 up!!!!!  have a nice day.

This has got to be the best site I have seen yet.  There are really some
 classic entries that you can find in other people's books.  Thanks for
 the chance to sign yours.  It may be lame but at least it is an
 entry!!!!

Girl scouts wear the Green Beret.

there is always some1 thinks about how to make a good guest book,  there
 is always some1 thinks about how to sign a good guest book entry,  then
 there was some1 thinked about the best guestbooks,  and now, there r u
 guys thinked about the best guestbook entries!!!  oh GEEZ!!!  there
 must be some1 thinking about the best guestbook prompts...

Hey Interesting page you have here...  Anyone out there like poetry?  I
 found a hella' awesome place where you can get your poetry published!
 it's at:  http://poetry.home.ml.org    It was just so good, I couldn't
 let anyone miss out on it!

Jail to the cheif! (just kidding)

I JUST LOVE JIM CARREY!  HE'S A BABE!  HE'S THE FUNIEST KICK ASS ACTOR
 I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!   WHO EVER DOESN'T LIKE THIS GUY IS A
 FUCKING RETARD WHO NEEDS A BRAIN! I MAYBE HARSH ON WORDS BUT THAT'S HOW
 I CAN TELL EVERYONE HOW I FEEL!!!  JIM YOU KICK ASS!!!!  YOU KEEP
 MAKING THOSE MOVIES! THERE ALL AWESOME!!

This is a Very Nice Site!...Come visit us at World Association of
 Persons with  Disabilities [WAPD]-The Sleeping Giant is waking up! HELP
 you give TODAY is   HELP you get Tomorrow..... BE A PARTNER!

$@^%$%@^$$@#%$^@#$%@!$#$@%@$%$^$#!^%^#^@##@!%#$%^$#^#!%#!%$#%
 %!$#^%!$^%$#^$#@!$^%@#$^%$#@^$^@#^$&^%@&^(**&)&&@^%@#$^5@%&^&%*^*^%#&%^
 #&%#  #*%#*%^*%*&%  ^*%^*&^*(^*($^%#&%$!^$~^$@%&%^*$%^*^#&*%#*
 ^^$*%#*#%*&#**+&^$**^&*&$&*^$($&^R*&*$(**^(%*&#%
 &*&$^*(^^^@$%#@!$%$%&@@###*(^%%%^#%$!^#!^$%&^%*&$&^%@^@
 ^%$&%^*^%*^%#@@&

okay... hmm... well.... umm... I can't say "nice homepage", because it
 does not look like a homepage.. it looks like a "page on the net"...
 okay... well, NICE GUESTBOOK!@!@!@! this   book has the most entries i
 ever saw.. hmm.. maybe after all these people finish visiting this
 guestbook, maybe someone   will be able to understand my confusion... I
 love unicorns, but i understand that they do not exist... Wonder what
 this   world would be like if we had them???  I think that unicorns are
 beautiful and magical.. if only i can get one....  if you can find one,
 please let me know... There will be a reward for this... which no one
 will receive anyway, because   unicorns doesn't exist anyway.. while i
 am at it, why is this guestbook HTML DISABLED?????  I can't even paste
 my   banner up on this piece!@!@! it would had looked really nice..
 even a unicorn image.. don't u agree???  well,  since u didn't give me
 anything else to look at except for a bunch fo crazy stuff, let me out
 of here. sorry i did not   have much to say, but the site is cool
 anyway... not a homepage, just a neat site.. aiight?  Peace out!@!@!@
 PS--- let me know if you do find that unicorn for me, alright???
 thanks!

okay... hmm... well.... umm... I can't say "nice homepage", because it
 does not look like a homepage.. it looks like a "page on the net"...
 okay... well, NICE GUESTBOOK!@!@!@! this   book has the most entries i
 ever saw.. hmm.. maybe after all these people finish visiting this
 guestbook, maybe someone   will be able to understand my confusion... I
 love unicorns, but i understand that they do not exist... Wonder what
 this   world would be like if we had them???  I think that unicorns are
 beautiful and magical.. if only i can get one....  if you can find one,
 please let me know... There will be a reward for this... which no one
 will receive anyway, because   unicorns doesn't exist anyway.. while i
 am at it, why is this guestbook HTML DISABLED?????  I can't even paste
 my   banner up on this piece!@!@! it would had looked really nice..
 even a unicorn image.. don't u agree???  well,  since u didn't give me
 anything else to look at except for a bunch fo crazy stuff, let me out
 of here. sorry i did not   have much to say, but the site is cool
 anyway... not a homepage, just a neat site.. aiight?  Peace out!@!@!@
 PS--- let me know if you do find that unicorn for me, alright???
 thanks!

umm...very nice!

Oh, boy. Do you guys have a time waster.  So, in that spirit, here's my
 favorite recipe for tuna.    Begin with a 100 pound yellowfin tuna (ahi
 for the Maui Wowie crew).  Remove the icky poo filling and cut what's
 left up into steaks the sixe of your thigh.    Rub the tuna steaks with
 a mixture of 8 parts chile powder, 1 part cumin and 1 part garlic
 powder.  Grill over hot coals until outside in crispy, inside in still
 pink. (about 4 minutes on each side.    Top with mango slasa... little
 hunks of mango, chopped onions, minced cilantro leaves, chunks of
 tomato mixed together with pineapple juice. (Add fresh cheyenne peppers
 for a little extra punch.)    See! Now wasn't that a useful entry.

Here is my philosophy for the day... "Life is like a box of
 chocolates...You never know what you're gonna get unless you just
 nibble a little off the end of each one to see what's inside.  Of
 course, you could always just sqush it a little bit with your
 thumbnail...that works too."

There was a Barber who refused to shave men with wooden legs. Why?
 Answer is down the bottom.                  Because the men wanted to
 be shaved with a razor!  HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

<table border=5 cellspacing=4 cellpadding=4
 bgcolor=blue><tr><td align=center><font size=5
 face=Verdana color=white>
 <b>Hey!</b></font><br><font size=4
 face=Verdana color=white>Your site is great!  I loved
 it!<br></font></td></tr><tr>  <td
 align=center><a href=http://erau.db.erau.edu/~richarmi
 target=_top><font size=5 face=Verdana color=white>
 <b>Michael Richardson</b></a><br><a
 href=http://ad.linkexchange.com/X139843/gotoad.map target=_top>
 <img width=440 height=40 border=0
 src=http://ad.linkexchange.com/X139843/logoshowad?free alt=LinkExchange
 ismap>  </a></td></tr></table>

After following links to this page and that,I'm lost.Who's page is this
 again?  Tom? Paula? Who the hells that? Maybe if I hit this back button
 again?

<p align="center"><font size="4">Sweet
 Salvation</font></p>  <blockquote>     <p
 align="center"><font  size="2"><img
 src="http://www.cyou.com/~espeseth/pages/aniheart.gif" width="40"
 height="40"> <p align="center"><font size="7">Do you
 accept Jesus Christ as your Personal Savior?</font></p>
 <p align="center"><a
 href="http://www.cyou.com/~espeseth/pages/congrat.htm"><font
 color="#00FF00"   size="10">YES</font></a><font
 color="#00FF00"     size="10"> </font><font color="#00FF00"
 size="10">- </font><a
 href="http://www.cyou.com/~espeseth/hell/hell.htm"><font
 color="#00FF00" size="10">NO</font></a></p>
 </blockquote> </body> </html>      <img
 src="http://www.cyou.com/~espeseth/pages/crossani.gif"></p>
 <a href="http://www.calvarychapel.org/gospel/index.htm">Our
 greatest desire</a>      <p align="center"><font
 size="4"><img

Are Tom and Paula married? Or am I just stupid?  YOu guys are very
 interseting in your way. I wish my husband (or wife, I can't remember)
 would take out the garbage. Love yourself

After reading a few of the entries,I realized,I   gotta get to work!
 Darn,late again. Ahh,would you  be so kind as to write me a note. Don't
 mention abduction,  used that one last week. And all seven gradparents
 are dead. Never mind,I'll just throw myself at their mercy.

...as I went around my Whirly Whirly Wicky Wacky, I met a Bom Bom Bicky
 Backy, who called me Tom Tom Ticky Tacky to run the Bom Bom Bicky
 Backy, out of the Whirly Whirly Wicky Wacky...Nope, I don't drink
 (alcohol or tasteless liquids) or do drugs (hate needles; I'm afraid I
 might go into a coma), and I don't even smoke cigarettes, cigars (try
 not to inhale second hand smoke), and if you're smoking around
 me...you'd better be on fire!!! ...UGH, NOW WHAT WAS THE QUESTION!??

If I stoped laughing about the craziest entries I just read, I could
 concentrate on a more senseful entry for your guestbook :)))))) . May
 be I´ll be back, when I stopped, but I´m afraid there will be more
 crazy entries :)))))). Just go on like this and keep on smiling ;)

If I sang the Banana Boat song for my supper,  would that venture be
 fruitful?

Hi, is Tom or Paula there? They aren't? Oh well. Tell them I called and
 will call them back later, okay? Thanks a bunch. Uh-huh. Bye.
 (*click*)  (dial tone)

"Everything's going to be okay now...we'll get you a NICE little room
 with PADDED walls....and you can have ALL the rice you can eat.....and
 even a special little [straight] jacket JUST for YOU...."    No, blast
 it, nothing's going to be okay! I'm fine, really! ME!!!!! Help! Help!
 Help! Don't let them take me away! Please!!!! Tom, Paula, anyone,
 HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, no, no, no, no!!!! Stay back! Stay back!
 *crazed laughter* I am Tanta Oru, Jedi Knight! The Force is with me!
 Stay back! All of you! *screaming* *more screaming* No! No! No! I'm
 fine! Really! YOU GOTTA  BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Please....please!!!!!!
 YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!!!!! *thrashing around, trying to escape* Let go
 of me!!!! Tom!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Paula!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't let them take me
 away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU
 GOTTA BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screaming*

Hi......!!!!!  It's PERIBUMIs time!!!! I'm Indonesia Girl...   who live
 in Jakarta...   hope I find some friends from here :))

Hi......!!!!!  It's PERIBUMIs time!!!! I'm Indonesia Girl...   who live
 in Jakarta...   hope I find some friends from here :))

Classic entry...NO PRESSURE, just relax and be yerself...HA how can i do
 that i just can't rely on my neurotic brain to give you what you need
 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  Dee's crazy breakdown for the day is now over...she
 may now continue with her half crazed, other half surreal life. YOu see
 the world is a bunch of superficial opportunists...  and the banana's
 walking around make it even worse, my cat likes to chase the bananas
 and take a bite out of crime...be on the lookout  McMeow may be
 watching you at this very moment...lock your mouths close your
 doors...she's coming to get ya

Visit Twine Inertia, and learn and see the exciting Twine Ball in
 Darwin, Minnesota.

Hee...either I'm really bored, or this is strangely addictive....I'm
 kinda in favor of both, really...

I once was a boy who picked my nose in public and   ate it.      Now im
 a man and i still do!

You think you can manipulate me with all your fancy Guestbook talk?
 Think again.  Top 100 indeed.  I've known people like you before.    In
 fact you remind me a lot of my ex-wife.  But I know for a fact you
 aren't her.  Not unless they allow P.C.s in HELL.  So now that I've
 gotten   that out of the way... What is a Guestbook anyway.  And how do
 I know you're not going to go into the code after I write this and
 change everything I've written to make me sound crazy?  That's it isn't
 it?    Oooh, very nice.  You lure me in here with all your "classic
 this and funny that."  This is really some sort of mass hypnosis.  Or
 an experiment like the one Milligram conducted on the people inflicting
 pain on other people.  "We do what we're    told."  No way sister.  Not
 this boy.  I'm out of here!<P>  Be sure to sign my Guestbook when
 you're relaxing at the lounge!

I REALLY liked reading your classic guestbook entries!  They ROCKED!
 I've been thinking since I began reading   them 3 hours ago about what
 I was going to write, but,  I really don't know yet, so, I'd just like
 to say hi   to all of my friends out there sitting at their 'puters
 saying, "Look, Kathy signed Paula and Tom's Guestbook!"  I failed to
 recognize what some of these people were   talking about, but your
 comments at the end, helped   me get through it all! I love you both!

I came to your site because I am an old,tired and   over worked butler
 in a very crazy house hold and   am looking for love. I wanted to know
 if you could   hook me up with another one of your guests?  Sincerly
 Jenkins the butler

I came to your site because I am an old,tired and   over worked butler
 in a very crazy house hold and   am looking for love. I wanted to know
 if you could   hook me up with another one of your guests?  Sincerly
 Jenkins the butler

What an adventure as I followed your entry in another guest book to your
 book and waded through one of the funniest Sites I've seen. As a
 certified neurotic, can you tell me which phycotic is living in my
 dream house? I keep getting glimpses of him....Hmmm or it that my
 husband??

This website is great! I loved all the goofy comments=:)  Who says there
 aren't any good websites anymore?

Uh.....!!!!

Yep, sure, uh huh, whatever, that's nice.