The Guestbook from August 1996

I was the first person in the UK to be convicted  under the Computer
 Misuse Act 1985.

Hi,thisismikefromtoronto.

HI THIS IS MIKE FROM YOUR NEIGHBOUR IN THE NORTH.  NO IT IS NOT SNOWING
 HERE. GOOD SITE, I ENJOYED IT   ALMOST AS MUCH AS US KICKING YOUR BUTS
 IN THE   4 BY 100 MENS RELAY.

Hello to everyone in 416, especially those of you who've been part of
 the scene since the old Apple days.

I laughed, I cried.....I bookmarked!

Only the lonely can play, and if you're lonely then  it is time to play,
 and if you play then you're lonely  and if you're lonely then only the
 lonely can play

Hay!!  This joint is suoposed to be the plase with 100 clasic guessed
 book massages rite??  Well I counted..Hell, I evan dobled, and tripple
 cheked but there is only 99.. This is another eggsample of how the
 sistim is skrewing us arond...Why do you guys hav to lye??  Y coudnt
 you just call it the 99 Clasic Massage Place??  Annser me that!! You
 all shod be asshamed of yourselfs!!  Sheesh!  Dolly Pardon my
 speling....

we love denmark

I love cola and I live in DENMARK

I thought about the dream you and her had the other night.. I do believe
 that it was natural.  Really, for both of you.  Somethings do come
 during the night that brings delight and a little mystery.  Don't be
 concerned, she will understand and say "Thanks"...

Hi mom,  Look I signed a guestbook !!!!!!

hmmm... I can't think of anything witty enough to write. Wait, let me
 get my nine year old for help... She says to tell you to come see her
 page and sign my guestbook. There ya go...words of wisdom from my kid.

I cant think of a Classic Message

Hi there! I know ya'll LOVE guestbook entries so I thought I'd leave my
 own... I like your page a lot and I'm gonna link mine to yours.. come
 visit sometime! Love, Ceci p.s. Sign the Guestbook! =)

Well....my doctor said I have a year or so to live  and I should go out
 and do something totally   useless and enjoy.....well....here I am !!!
 Smile Paula !!!

ha ha nyuck nycuk nyuck kept me laughing!

well, one ting for sure, make sure you sign MY guestbook.  I would like
 to ear your comments on, first of all my page, and also why this
 phenomenon of guestbooks compelled you to make this page...

<br><h1><A HREF=http://www.flashnet.it/jdeluca>JOE DE
 LUCA - Official Home  Page!</A></h1><h2> ( The first
 site in Italy to include Audio files in a Home page!!!  )<br>THE
 HOTTEST EUROPEAN ROCK SINGER!!! <br>  <image
 src=http://www.flashnet.it/awf.html/jdeluca/porsche1.jpg> <br>
 This site contains the first explosive International Rock Act from
 Italy!?! The new album "CRASH  BARRIERS" available for worldwide
 Licensing and Publishing. (Audio files and lyrics).
 </h2><br>

<br><h1><A HREF=http://www.flashnet.it/jdeluca>JOE DE
 LUCA - Official Home  Page!</A></h1><h2> ( The first
 site in Italy to include Audio files in a Home page!!!  )<br>THE
 HOTTEST EUROPEAN ROCK SINGER!!! <br>  <image
 src=http://www.flashnet.it/awf.html/jdeluca/porsche1.jpg> <br>
 This site contains the first explosive International Rock Act from
 Italy!?! The new album "CRASH  BARRIERS" available for worldwide
 Licensing and Publishing. (Audio files and lyrics).
 </h2><br>

i love it.  it is the best - classic , thy will be done!

I don't know what happened I just landed up over  here (wherever that
 is!?!)....

Wow. After reading through your site, I realized I could never  be as
 "classic", witty, or charming as anyone you highlighted.  It is, with
 great humility, that I sign your guestbook and bow  to your feet. Thank
 you, o Guestbook gods, and may you someday  find me to be worthy!

Great page, gota love it. Haven't laughed this   much with only written
 word stimulation in a long   time.                             Mike

Your page was great in that I actually forgot about what I was supposed
 to be doing and read your stuff.  The comments were great!  Ya'll were
 funny but I gotta go...wah!

The above page is my sisters......I dont have a page YET......your
 website is great!!!  Guestbooks are great.....you can have guests over
 at anytime and not have to worry about cleaning up the house.....and
 you can send them home whenever you get tired of them!!

This is the most intimidating guestbook-signing experience I've ever had
 . . . I keep expecting judges to hold up numbered scorecards . . .
 Well, I really just want to do what ALL page-owners want to do when
 signing a book . . . PLUG MY SITE.  (at least I'm honest) My site is
 pretty big, but it's also broken up and well organized, so nothing
 takes too long to load (unless you have a lame modem).  SO, for your
 cut and paste pleasure, some of the niftier things at my site (but do
 go to the main on, in that link up there)
 http://www.azstarnet.com/~opalcat/storybook.html  (online story...read
 it and add more to it)  http://www.azstarnet.com/~opalcat/guests.html

Ode to Spam:    Did you ever wonder;  why it comes in a can.  To be
 quite honest ;  I have no idea man.    Just sit back and eat up,  but
 be sure to ask the dumb;  Question of all time.  Where the hell it
 comes from.    Okay I suck, so sue me.

This is Gretta in Chicago awaiting the Democratic Convention. Heard a
 few about Dole. Dole isn't even a good banana. Dole is so old his
 Social Security number is "2".

is the best soft drink in the world! enjoy   coca-cola with rum

Hello Aryan-Nation.. Hi to Tom Metzger, and hi to that crazy redhead
 who's always on Jerry Springer's "Teenage Racists" shows.  Oh yeah,
 don't get any MC Shan tapes! He sucks!

I just stumbled on to this page from a link from a  Jim Carrey Homepage.
 I must say this is really cool.  Who came up with the idea to make a
 top 100 page?  That was a good idea.  Whoever came up with this idea  i
 need to shake there hand.  Well, if you get a   chance check out my
 page! See ya!!

   Well,  Uhh,  I guess I'm not really qualified to sign a guestbook for
 a page about guestbooks, so I'll just say.................Check Out My
 Page Now    And.....................Your page is pretty cool.

Why haven't you visited MY page yet!?!? I know, its because I'm a
 christian!!!! You type of people all hate christians!!!! Well, let me
 tell you a thing or two!!!! Christians are cool and you need to respect
 them!!!! We (or at least I) respect everyone else, so in turn we/I
 would be greatly appreciative if you respected us/me!!!! You can start
 by visiting my homepage and signing its guestbook!!!! I believe it's
 the least you can do for me since I visited YOUR page and signed YOUR
 guestbook!!!! Anyway, I think you'll benefit from visting my page!!!!
 It will clear your concience and make your day a lot better!!!! In
 closing this entry I'd like to tell everyone that Jesus is the only

Sheesh! These are the "Top Ten"? I'm sure glad I   didn't opt to view
 all 100.     COMMENTS  --------    First: There's only nine - No.6
 seems to have   jumped bail.     Second: Why, oh why, a separate
 document to   download for each entry?     Third: What's the obsession
 with your logo? It   fills the top 2/3 of each document. This is
 overkill!     Oh, right - you're college students. I forgot.     Hey,
 try sex and drugs. They're more fun.

Well, that was sure rude!!!! It cut off the last part of my message!!!!
 Typical!!!! Well as I was saying, Jesus is the only TRUE source of
 peace if mind!!!! Thanks in advance for visiting my page and signing
 the guestbook!!!! I TRULY appreciate it!!!! Also I noticed a mistake on
 MY part, I spelled conscience wrong!!!! I'm terribly sorry for that
 mistake!!!! Although I AM a christian, I'm only human!!!! By the way, I
 find your page extremely informative!!!! And I enjoyed every minute of
 it!!!!

Hell! After just changing a baby's nappy, the last  thing I needed was
 the background you have.

Hello!  Did you get the alarm set up so that when I post this, your
 computer will ring?  What a  fab idea!  I think your pages are really
 really funny.  Hey! I'm out of room!  What a rip off.

*Spawn peers all around looking for the moment to make his exit! *  He
 looks he peers and then in a flash of light Spawn  turns into a green
 atmospheric ball of light and shoots  off into another direction so
 fast you can't even see it anymore.

i'm just waiting to see what's wrong with my e-mail   account...

Nice HP guys.... Love the kurves arouns the   edges...sorta a nice Iron-
 work design there.  type !CoolWarez in IRC for my Fserve/FTP/Lists
 Cya there

Hi!  I've read a few message and it is very funny,especially the second
 one about goverment is suck.  Just keep up the good work. 3 CHEERS FOR
 THE GUEST BOOK!    To Erwan ,I like your homepage very much.Sorry! I
 use your e-mail add.