The August Guestbook

Boy..you guys hav a reel swell page not like all those other ones  where
 they say theyy hav freee beerr but they don't hey thats wat u guys
 need ss sum freee berr!

Uh, hello?  Anyone here?  Let's share a nice nervous breakdown together
 at my page!  Take care now, bye bye.

And the world keeps on turning and turning and turning and turning and
 turning and turning and turning and turning and turning and turning and
 turning and turning and turning and turning and turning and turning and
 turning and turning and turning and t u  r   n    i     n      g

MOOOOO!!!!  Mwuh, Ha! Ha!!, HA!!!, HA!!!!,HAAA!!!!!!  (lightning flashes
 dramatically in the background)  MOOO!!!  MOO!  moo?...  (?)  nevermind
 (sheesh)

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Just researching our family history , entered my last name and this site
 popped.  Someone by the name of Amy Draffen (that I plan on contacting)
 must have been the link.  But sure was a fun site to take a break with.
 I'll be back.

Just researching our family history , entered my last name and this site
 popped up.  Someone by the name of Amy Draffen (that I plan on
 contacting) must have been the link.  But sure was a fun site to take a
 break with.  I'll be back.

Just researching our family history , entered my last name and this site
 popped up.  Someone by the name of Amy Draffen (that I plan on
 contacting) must have been the link.  But sure was a fun site to take a
 break with.  I'll be back.

Things that make you go hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm

okay, let's just get one thing straight. I am not the big purple
 elephant that you see running around everyday in green flip flops. That
 is not me. I am the monkey that always hangs around him.

Sandy quit lettin em rip.  I know it starting to hurt, but hats bacause
 your forcing too hard just relax when you- aw man!!!!!!What that smell?
 Oh nevermind it only my brother.

I like this site. I like the design AND the   content, I'll come back.

HEY wHY yoU AsK ThEM qUEStiONs? ArE THe FBI lOOkING  fOR me? *SHHH* HiDE
 ME! Oh Yer NoT ThE MeaN OlD   fBi pEopLE?? Ok! GuESs WhaT! I aM aN
 AlIEn FrOM  oUTeR SpACE! ThaTS pARt of THE reASon The FbI is  AFteR mE!
 I aLSo KIlLeD A MaN! ThATs ANoTHeR paRT.  BuT I cANt TEll YoU WhY ElSE!
 *ShHH* SeCReT!! I   mUSt gO! thE FbI is AT mY DoOR!! I wONDeR WHaT
 ThEY wANT!! MaYBe I wILL go AsK THeM!! BYE!!!!   AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* THEY SHOT   ME AHHHH           ~Gretchen

hi gang!! just a note to thank your for your continued Lpage.com
 support.  we now have over 400,000 registered users  (your intro page
 says over 2,000 hehehe).  i hope all is going well for you and it looks
 like you've added   some new memebers.  say hi to tom and paula for me.
 they're great. drop me a line sometime!    thanks again. Frank    p.s.
 we still maintain a well placed link to your site and   always will on
 our friends/sponsors page!!!    hope to hear from you!

I have never know of such a page*pages* that mad little or no sense at
 at all to me. I guess that shows how far out of the mainstreem I really
 am.  Lets face it guys It's either you or me and I guess thousands
 can't be wrong in this country or it automatically makes them the
 majority.  Which means?  Of course. THEY ARE THE WRITE ONES, YES, NO?
 Well I'm pooped out of good things to say. You kept me busy for 3 hrs.
 So what can I say except who am I to judge...DEE..... TOM AND PAULA
 THIS IS FOR YOU  I WROTE IT IN THE WRONG BOX *sorry*..... Dee.....email
 Shadow Lady@juno.com

* Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?  * Why are there
 flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?  * Why are
 cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?  * Do
 you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?  * Have you ever
 imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?  * How does the guy
 who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?  * If 7-11 is open
 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?  *
 If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?  * If nothing ever
 sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?  * If
 you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you
 turn on the headlights?  * You know how most packages say "Open here".
 What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?  * Why
 do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?  * Why do
 we drive on parkways and park on driveways?  * Why is it that when you
 transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you
 transport something by ship, it's called cargo?  * You know that little
 indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make
 the whole plane out of the same substance?  * If you throw your pet cat

out your car window would that be called CAT LITTER?  * If you choke a
 Smurf, What color would it turn?  * Corn oil is made from corn, olive
 oil comes from olives, so what is Baby Oil made of?

I aM lOsT i HaVe GoNe To LoOk FoR mYsElF. iF i ShOuLd ReTuRn BeFoRe I
 gEt BaCk PlEaSe AsK mE tO wAiT.

Uh.....Where's the restroom?????

I laughed, great site.

URGENT!  I've just received an important notice from an official of  the
 Parallel Internetworked Universes Committee (PIUC -- try saying  that
 out loud ;).   The space our current universe is occupying within the
 multiversal  time-space continuum has to be reclaimed to give way to
 the new and  improved Probabilistic-Relativistic Universe v1.13, whose
 features  include:    The stars and planets are made of mozarella
 (which presumably  resulted from the eventual curdling of the
 primordial milk over   billions and billions of years).    The most
 abundant elements aren't Helium, Hydrogen or Oxygen but   Malt (Ma) and
 Barley (Ba), and Yeast (Ye).  The result of which is that all organic
 life forms on the new Earth   are pizza-based and depend on beer to
 survive.   You have been warned!  We have approximately 2^42 earth
 years to prepare for this eventuality.

My classic entry.  Well, let's see . . .   Hmmmm...  I've got a lovely
 bunch of coconuts  feedle e dee  Here they are . . .  What??? Don't
 like that song???  OK, let's try again.  Hmmm... Something
 interesting...  I could introduce you to the Jefro the super-semi-
 wonder rock, but he don't say much.  Uhhhh...  Um...  yeah.  Did you
 know that not many people are online at four thirty in the morning???
 Gets kinda lonely.

Hi there cybermates!  I'm a 23yr old Computer Graduate Student who
 wastes his time surfing the net 'coz he can't surf   on the beach. I'm
 growing paler and thiner day by  day and my eyes are starting to bulge.
 I'm really   glad I found this site, its made my day. I've just
 started a site called "Nirav's Quote Factory". I  intend to host the
 largest collection of funny quotes  on the web(eventually). Of course,
 I seem to be the  only one visting my site, but I've only just started.
 So I spend upto 12 hrs a day surfing the web and  wondering how to
 increase my hit rate. Damn good   site you have here. I'd recommend
 your site on   mine, but no one visits my site so it wouldn't   help at
 all. Anyways, keep up the good work,  pip-pip and what not.  -Nirav

Hello Meester,            UnkyHerb rulez!!! PoopMaster sent me!!!  I
 found a glitch or bug in GuestPad.com 's   guestbook!!! I used to use
 them!!!   I could do cool stuph without paying the ridiculus  (i think
 i spelled that right) 20$ !!! E-mail   me if you would like to know
 what it is. You   better e mail me you Stinky_Von_BungHole!!!

I have an entry that could very easily make the   top 100. Go to my
 page, and guestbook, and look  for Gandalf.

No graphics, eh?  Well, that's okay cuz I didn't want to give you any
 anyway!!!  In fact, now I'm so frustrated that I'm going to STEAL your
 theme song playing on this page and drive down main street with it
 blaring from my 1000 watt (per channel) motorized stereo on wheels.  Ha
 ha ha ha ha....Now what do you think of that, hmmmmmmm?  Now when net-
 nerds visit your site, they'll think you stole the music from me!!! heh
 heh heh heh  ......  they're coming to take me awaaaaaaaayy  ha ha!

I can't top your guestbook entries with anything out of mine yet, but
 for sheer lunacy, you have to read some of the letters I get for my
 advice column on my home page. They carry much of the same spirit you
 see here on your site. Makes me wonder why I started the damn thing.
 Hell, I know why I started the damn thing- I needed reassurance that,
 relatively speaking, I am pretty mainstream in comparison ( in spite of
 what my relatives would have you believe).

-damn u peps r sick keep de spirit up

jim i'm a great fan of yours. I have seen all your movies.  Pls. if
 possible send me a E-MAIL.

I give your site 4 rutabagas out of 5 (Kayannes rutabaga  rating system
 U.S. Patent pending) I laughed so hard I regressed  I regressed into a
 past life when I was Theera, the pirate queen. Now Ive  gone and
 pillaged and killed the neighbors and now the police are surrounding
 the house...HELP!    P.S. have you seen my hamster?

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I have no comment

Hey, this is a horrific site.  Thanks for giving me the pleasure to see
 the horrible site.  Everybody who has visited this site is now a whole
 lot dumber for visiting this site.  Thank you for the free crazy stuff
 which is a bunch of crap, and letting me contact you which god knows
 who would do that.  And the special "about us" section which talks
 about stuff nobody cares about.  Well thank you for your time.

oh yeah, and one more thing I forgot in my last message.  Hey shut up,
 man.  And Lego My Ego...

I don't really care who sees this.. just wanted  to say hi and tell you
 that this is a very wierd  place..hehe..c-ya..

I have noticed that there are alot of screwed up people signing guest
 books. Well, here is one more. And if you find any screwed up women
 send them my way. We might just have something in common.

I just have to say that this music is really funky.  It gives you this
 feeling like you're in some   action movie on a quest for the perfect
 guestbook  entry.

Hello. I'm a psycho. Everyone says that to me. But how is it with the
 toilets? In which direction does the whirl come in USA? I don't know.
 I'm not from USA. In my country the Whirl is from everywhere. I wanna
 know. Give me an answer. And you know what? Jeremiah is an ugly name.

You know what...  I see guestbooks as one HUGE free advertisment for all
 you people with homepages. I think thats why the first internet
 guestbook was made...  some dorks thinks to himself...a duh if I like
 duh make like a duh a like guestbook for the  like a duh internet then
 like a duh people will like a duh advertise in here, like a DUH then
 the will like copy my like a duh idea then like I could like you know,
 advertise everywhere for like you know for like duh FREE!  A huyck. And
 that is how guestbooks came to be!  Like a duh yah know?

Hello world. Guess that's all I have to say afore I gehts keek the
 bejeesums out et me damn schnauzers fer the piss dem two lift on me
 karpet. Dey'll be a plenty wurst come breakfast' I say dat fer ye. Dem
 schnauzer links, dey will melt like sweeet butter in de mouth I tells
 ye.

And the old smoked pig says "Only YOU can prevent pig fires!!!"

And the old smoked pig says "Only YOU can prevent pig fires!!!"

Did Jesus use a modem at The Sermon on The Mount?    Did Jesus use a
 modem  at The Sermon on The Mount?  Did he ever try a broadcast fax,
 To send His message out?  Did the disciples carry beepers,  As they
 went about their route?  Did Jesus use a modem   at The Sermon on The
 Mount?    Did Paul use a Laptop,  With lots of RAM and ROM?  Were his
 letters posted on a BBS,  At Paul.Rome.Com?  Did the man from
 Macedonia,  Send an E-Mail saying "Come"?  Did Paul use a Laptop,  With
 lots of RAM and ROM?    Did Moses use a joystick,  At the parting of
 the Sea?  And a Satellite Guidance Tracking System'  To show him where
 to be?  Did God write the law on tablets,  Or are they really on CD?
 Did Moses use a joystick,  At the parting of the Sea?    Did Jesus
 really die for us,  One day upon a tree?  Or was it just a hologram,
 or technical wizardry?  Can you download the Live Action Video Clip,
 To play on your PC?  Did Jesus really die for us,  One day upon a tree?
 Have the wonders of this modern age'  Made you wonder what is true?
 How a single man in a simple time,  Could offer life anew?  How a
 sinless life, a cruel death,  Then a glorious life again'  Could offer
 more to a desperate world,  Then all the inventions of man?    If in

Tom..Paula...I'm gonna cry! I signed your guestbook in July under the
 names Elizabeth and Tanta Oru, hoping soooo much they would get under
 your classic entries. I tried (I really did!) to make them creative and
 funny, but I guess my best isn't good enough for you guys. (sad violin
 music in the background) Don't you guys like me? I mean, I can't even
 find the July guestbook entries. It's as if you hate me. ::tear rolls
 down cheek:: I'm scared (sp?) for life! My wonderful entries did not
 make it! ::weeps:: I'm just a girl trying to get some recognition in my
 life! No one likes me!  I think I'll take up Jordan's (see my homepage)
 offer to go on that hermitage in Montana...that way I won't have to be
 around all these people who don't like me...farewell World! Goodbye! I
 am gone forever. (I hope you feel guilty Paula and Tom)

O.K., the address above isn't really mine, it's my dogs'. Their page is
 allot more impresive than my own, and it gets more hits. Anyway, I'm
 not expecting to be on any lists, (although I wouldn't mind it) It's
 not that I couldn't if I tried really hard, just that I used up all my
 humer on a TOP TEN WAYS TO GET MORE HITS TO YOUR DOG SITE list, and all
 my wordiness trying to uphold the integrity of pure Labrador Retrievers
 while still maintaining that Lab mixes are just as good, and in a
 recent verble fight with my nephew. He babbled on and on, (and still is
 this very moment) while I bosted I had a faster modem that him. Just
 now he said "Aren't you goin to talk to me Sarah?" No, of course I'm
 not, shut-up kid, I'm tryin to sign a guestbook here! Anyway, you have
 a very immpresive site, I laughed my head of while I wasn't yelling at
 "dorky boy" He hasn't stopped talking sence I logged on!  8===8

I just figured it out! I know what you're up to! You made up every one
 of those so-called "classic" entries! You just wanted to intimidate
 people into not leaving dumb messages! Well I'm not going to be party
 to your bullying! I refuse to be interesting for your amusement! So
 THERE!

This place is cool. After all the entries I've just read and I can't
 think of anything to say. Oh well...keep up the good work and I will
 return.

I don't even know why I'm here...or for that matter, where I am.  I got
 this computer thing a couple of weeks ago and, um, I THINK I've slept
 since then.  So I don't have a "home page" (?) or a URL (???) or
 anything like that. I don't even have a cool fake name to use.  What I
 do have is the most massive case of eyestrain in history.   So anyway,
 my question is, do you have an Advil?  No, I guess my question is How
 do I qualify as a "cyber-geek"?  Is there a test?  Will it be cheating
 if I look at the web page   of the boy beside me?   P.S.  How do I
 leave here?

This page is cool, awsome, great, outrageous, beats math class, science
 class, and gym class. Way better than watching paint dry, water dry,
 and L.A. dry. =)

Hey..this is pretty darn cool!Top 100 Guestbook entries,very nifty
 indeed..I really dig the guestbooks...I think anyone who doesn't sign
 is a punk! HEHE...So,any folks readin' this GO TO MY PAGE!!!!And be
 sure to sign,you'll really dig it:o)Keep peaceful--Marybeth

Soda Buda uda buda naff patata

I just stopped by with my surfboard. Although my feet got abit wet i
 decided to have a look. And what I found was something to tell my
 grandchildren about. Maybe they will visit when they are big enough to
 have their own electonicsurfboard.

What a great Web Page.  Make me envious.  If you ever need any more
 information on DARE (Elementary through High School) or GREAT (Gang
 Resistance Education And Training) just let me know.  You rule in my
 books....

YOU HAVE INTERCEPTED a classified document. Please enter your
 authorization code and password now. This message is coded priority
 green, and requires a Level Five security clearance. This message will
 self-destruct in thirty seconds.    Damn it. You're still here.  Nosy
 little one, aren't you?  (Let's try a different strategy...)    YOU
 HAVE INTERCEPTED an unclassified document. Your authorization code and
 password are not required to read this document. This document contains
 absolutely NOTHING OF INTEREST to you, especially because there is
 NOTHING IN IT about national security that would require a security
 clearance! This message will sit here until you delete it...    There,
 that'll cure you of your voyerism, won't it?

Are you people serious about the graphics or what? , The yellow looks
 like Baby spew and the brown looks like a big turd is trying to roll
 out and cover all the other shit people write on this sad page, why
 dont you just let that big turd keep rolling as I with find it far more
 exiting

I WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW THAT I HAVE A WEDGIE FROM HELL!!!  MY
 BOXERS ARE GOING STRAIGHT UP MY BUTT AND I CAN'T GET IT OUT!!!! IF
 ANYONE WANTS TO HELP ME, FEEL FREE TO COME OVER ANYTIME AND PULL MY
 BOXERS OUT OF MY REAR-END!! Thank you.

I was just sitting here writing some nice, cool code.

Was just sitting here writing some cool code.  Compiled it without any
 errors.  When I executed it, I ended up at your page.  Damn NULL
 pointers.

this is great!!   good work!!!  and thanks a lot!!

There is nothing better than a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee!!!  Well, maybe
 not.

There is nothing better than a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee!!!  Well, maybe
 not.

From wence I cometh I do knot knoweth, but where I goeth, I do knoweth.
 I'm goingeth to the kitchen to geteth a fudge bar.

I'm too lazy to get a job and am a very mediocre  Geography student
 because I'm too lazy to study  etc, and my real interests are reading
 and history,  and I like to consider myself a feminist philosopher
 even though I'm a talker and not a doer.  That's why  I'd like for
 people to come look at my brand-new  homepage.  Is there anyone else
 out there kinda like  me?    Thank you.

i'm yuir basic bloody fightin'-mad Scotsman, and i'm challengin' ye, wee
 laddie, to a battle to the Great End, that is, death, in yuir weak-
 tongued cockneye English. i'll rip ye bloody arms off, and thrash ye
 aboot the head and shoulders with em. i'll stuff yuir kneecaps inta
 yuir wee ears, and laugh when you shoot, "Motha! Motha! i cannae hear a
 thing, motha!" Then i'll take yuir nose and make a sandwich oot of it,
 and feed it to yuir dog, and just sit there and admire me handiwork.
 Are ye lookin forward to it lad? Well? Are ye?

I'm a serious entertainer, people!  A Pro!  How could you ask me to use
 my obviously superior talents to give your readers a laugfh for FREE??
 You'll here from my lawyer in the morning.  And by the way, the 2 week
 old mashed potatoes in your fridge need to be thrown out, and where the
 hades are you hiding the MUSTARD?

I laughed, I cried, ...A must read!  Here is my shout out:  People are
 always complaining that life is not fair - Not so!  We  all have to
 realize that on this great interstate highway called life, sometimes
 you are the BUG, and sometimes you are the WINDSHIELD!

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If only my guestbook was as crazy as yours.....it brings up a "cyber
 world" of possibilities =)

if someone ever saw someone lying in open pasture  land with hershey
 wrappers between their toes singin'   "don't it make your brown eyes
 blue" while levatating a   potatoe with their nose hairs... would the
 person that saw that be crazy?

Bill Clinton is a moma's boy,a coward,and a drugie!

Fnord.

Well guys.. Suvived your site.. will you survive  mine?  Hmmm.. Prowl on
 over and test your resolve.

Gotta check this out it is so cool!   Keeps ya out of the BS that is on
 the net

Out from somewhere in the pit of hell called Suburbia, I come to sign
 your guestbook, not because I have to, but rather because I want to.
 For promotion of my page is all I'm really seaching for in this world,
 and the guestbook is one of the easiest was to reach this goal of mine.
 p.s.  great page

People tell me one thing one day and out the other.  But I feel as much
 like I did yesterday as I do today, even though my throat is closer
 than it seems.  I walk this way because I have to.  Sometimes I have
 the strange feeling I've done something before.  Sometimes I have the
 strange feeling I've done something before.

just a quick entry fred i don't want to waste your time like all those
 other losers but i do want to say that some people i know at school
 were surfing the net and found your page, i don't know exactly how but
 they did and they were laughing at all the guestbook entries. mrs
 Redfern came along and said what are you young scallywags doing? are
 you using hotmail? you know it's banned at this school. no updating
 homepages. no looking at other peoples homepages. these computers are
 for research only. and the kiddos said, we're not doing anything wrong.
 we're studying psychology but mrs Redfern had a closer look and said
 Get Out so they had to leave. so i was left all alone in the lab with
 only the computer and my Tamagotchi for company. Tamagotchis are for
 losers. not to say that i am a loser, i just wanted to buy one to see
 what they were like. i called mine Hello Kitty....no wait, it was Kero
 Kero Kerropi. it got confiscated on monday, and since i only bought it
 on sunday i was rather upset. but i got it back on tuesday, i went into
 the teachers' staffroom and took it off mrs Williams' desk. my
 tamagotch is a dog, but you can also get cats, i think. they're not
 vegetarians, i think, but they're all mechanical and stuff so i don't

what! you didn't let me finish my entry, i spent ages on that and now
 look what you've done. i didn't even get round to the part where i told
 you about how i turned cats and dogs against each other, you see i told
 this cat, his name was Fat i believe that her best friend (this dog)
 was seeing this other bird and the cat went right off, right off the
 planet actually, maybe to mars, maybe to Albertane. You know, like in
 that song Man from Milwaukee by hanson? perhaps you don't. Hanson have
 gotten really shoddy lately, have you noticed that? i didn't until i
 realised yesterdie when i was singing into a hairbrush. my mum came in
 and said "turn off that infernal racquet, young lady" and then i
 realised, i realised that mother knows best. from the top of her head
 to the tips of her toes, nobody knows like mother knows. that really
 gay line was the debating catchphrase of the really gay negative team
 debating on the topic "mother knows best" at my old school, PLC Pymble.
 The affirmative won, which was good. you know, those chupa chup ads
 where the guys lick all the lollypops to test them before they wrap
 them up really sickens me. same goes for the Fanta ad called "fizzed by
 Frank" where that big bald fat guy in the stripey swimming costume

look, you did it again! what's this world coming to? i nearly got to the
 end last time, but you still cut me off! i have to tell you about my
 shoes. I got new shoes on Satdie, aren't you proud. I had to, the were
 on sale. $49 for Airwalks and $30 for Colorados. don't tell me that's
 not cheap, even after you've changed the currency from australiana
 dollars to armericanische dollars. i had to get two Colorados, they
 didn't come seperately. lousy cheapskates. speaking of cheap, ricki
 lake is getting worse and worse lately. "you know, I used to be fat..."
 You still are fat you big Hungry Jacks Flame-Grilled Whopper.
 mmmmmm....whoops slipping off the point here...yeah, and her show
 subjects are so dumb "I'm dating my mother's ex's girlfriend, and today
 i want to say, So long sucker i'm dumping you for my cousin" and such
 shite. i just can't take it anymore. luckily it's on in school hours
 but today i got off school early so i came home when it was on. but it
 didn't matter because i had forgotten my house keys and i couldn't get
 in the house anyways. so anyways, in complusion, i'd just like to say,
 great site, keep doin what yer doin, whatever the hell that is, and
 keep smilin.  Smilin Joe Fission x  PILOT SCOUT. :o)(o:

This is a cool place....surfing thru a friends page and here I am.

Hiya, signing your guestbook is almost as scary  as standing on the edge
 of a 10m divingplatform.  Your standing there wondering if you should
 be   so stupid as to jump or crawl back down.   But then you realise
 that your legs are going  all wobley, and before you manage to get your
 bodyweight on the right side so you'll just  colapse on the platform,
 you tople over and  tumble towards the sparkling blue abyss below
 thinking: WOW! This is great fun!!

Hey you guys...  ...COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

One....Two....I GOTTA POO!

I have thought long and hard and this was the best one I could come up
 with.  <what do you think ô¿ô>

if life is about love then what is love about?

<h2> HEY MOCERANA!!!! </h2>

i dont know if i can deal with the stress of saying something witty
 enough to be worthy of being read so i will just stop typing now and
 hope this works

Nice page, how about the worlds top 100 forum entries too??

awww look at da adorable lil gustbook its so cute!!!!!! I wanna love it
 and hug it for my very own...how come nobody ever sez cool stuff in my
 guestbook........ Smoo you......... :)  Dazed and consmooed is the way
 to live your life. In fact, you shud call this page Very SMooey
 Productions..... one smoo 2 smoo red smoo blue smoo......... of course,
 Very Crazy works too.....  I am a cow I like to moo........ but milk
 doesn't come out of my nose only frappacino. Did ya ever wonder about
 that, I mean if a cow laughs, will milk come out of the COW'S nose or
 now??? I never figured that one out.  Maybe you  crazy ones can. SMoo
 you, Ciao Ciao on the HUnky, and SCHMACK
 BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!