This site is a blast.  Your comments seem a bit harsh, but I guess
 that's always 1/2 the fun, eh?  A correction that I'm sure the entire
 state of Michigan would kill you for if they noticed it. (unless this
 is some sort of inside joke I don't understand)  In the "Most desperate
 plea for a girl" (or whatever hehe), Tom says he should check into one
 of those "Michigan State Wolverine" girls.  For Tom's info, the
 University of Michigan is the Wolverines (not to mention the GOOD
 school), and Michigan State, is in fact, the Spartans.  (those green
 unis scream fashion crime)  Otherwise though, wonderful site.  =)

Sorry, I'm not a "Classic" kind of guy. Your page is interesting and
 enjoyed it very much. Really like the "100 Entries" area. Keep it up.

"Coke Will ALWAYS be #1"

Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.

Why ask why...    Why isn't there a Sally Struthers hate page?

<--~-->ThE AsSaSsInAtIoN<--~-->                    CoMe AnD
 GiT SoMe

Don't worry, I won't leave a "witty", nudge-nudge type message to make
 you guys think I'm funny.  Oops.

when you come to life,   you will find my breath still floating  in the
 air, lucid  and effortless, halfway through  the crying of your name
 into infinity...

It's ME!!!!

Oh S**t! I forgot my classic message. Dammit, Pat, I  am going to kick
 your ass.

"The white line in the middle of the highway unrolled and hugged our
 left front tire as if glued to our groove.

OK, we've got our Cadillac's filled with gas and we're ready to ROCK!
 Watch out, people, cuz we're armed and dangerous and completely CRAZY!
 Hey! Why not hop in the back seat and go with us??! : )

I came in here to leave a Classic message and my brain slipped into
 neutral...I HATE when it does that...am I rambling??...where's that
 gearshift lever??...

Anyone looking for work, go to my homepage...view employment
 opportunities at Boeing  If you'ld rather remain unemployed, sign my
 guestbook Lpage deleted all my previous entries...  please sign it, and
 be sure to enter your VIP Guest Number with entry in guestbook...free
 stuff  to number drawn...Thanks

MY wife saying ( how did you find that?)

Welcome to our new home!!

While I certainly can't compete with the wonders  of your guestbook, my
 <i>life</i> is "Classic" enough.  <p>  The sad thing
 is, at the moment, my own guestbook is suffering from the attentions
 of the Guestbook Gurus, who are "improving" it so much it may not
 survive!  (Again.  They have already killed one.  Which had at least
 two entries  which might have made your Hall of Fame.  What can I say,
 I have weird friends.  <b> IF</b> you can   see the current
 one, I do have a repeat.  What can I say, I have weird friends.

where the hell is the damned HobGoblin at.how can I kick ass without my
 arch-enemy.tell me where he is damn it.

I think that you have put together an exellent   and you should be very
 proud.  When I finally do   a page I hope that I can match your style.
 Again, WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!

What's so great about these guestbook entries? They look pretty normal
 to me!

This is a great site for looky lous looking to know  what kinds of
 people are coming on the net. This  is a great way to meet people! A
 chance to invite  people to look at your home page or at someone  elses
 is cool!

I think I should say something funny, but I can't   think of anything.
 Hmmm....

ok it's classic gotta sound cool gotta sound cool...hmm could I get in
 the top 100 from the guestbook of the top 100? who knows...ok should I
 say something about the macarena? like me dancing it or something? (at
 least not naked in my living room)  umm...should I mispell stuff?
 should I HaVe FReakY CapiTaL leTTerS or stuff? gee, so much to think
 of...so little time I'VE GOT IT!! (light bulb goes off) I can get it
 for the most three dot thingys (can't think of name)...maybe again for
 best technical jargon :)  I'm not over thirty (smiley face emotions)
 um, btw I liked Paula's requests a lot *I know it's spelled a lot and
 not alot because I got it corrected on an English paper last year good

Beware!    Don't:  A. Paint the ceiling with your mouth open!  B. Lick
 your car battery!  C. Hit a meadow-muffin with the weed eater!    Just
 thought you oughta' know!    Al

Nice HTML you guys....

Now what am I supposed to say? what? what? Oh!  Alright, this site is
 cool! Great meeting a fine  group of people!

I really don't like cabbage.  Cabbage is revolting.  After all, who
 would want  to eat a leafy green football.  Haddock isn't very nice
 either.  It is in my  address as this computer belongs to my college
 and not me!

Cool

the coolest animal in the world is not an hamster or a cow or an
 anteater.... RATS are _THE_ coolest animals...heheh  I have proof that
 this is true, as I am a rat myself....  Oh, well .. enough bragging...
 I really liked your page:P~~~

I came here expecting to find wisdom & enlightenment, what I found was a
 place to make myself ask why I ever gave up Prozac...The moral of this
 story, it is now time for a (Shameless Plug) the coolest thing I have
 seen in years is the new PC Videophones at chatvideo.com    Now go, go
 like the wind... we'll be seeing you soon:) with Love & affection,
 Doug

Tanti saluti a tutti quelli che parlano (o capiscono) l'italiano.  Se
 trovate questo messaggio mandatemi un mail e visitate il mio sito.

Great page!

I laughed, I cried, the earth moved and the angels wept in total fear.
 I thought it looked like Heaven, but it was really a lot like
 Hell...(opps, thought I was supposed to talk about my
 homepage...sorry!)

Hi, All!    Your homepage evokes a wild, untamed passion  in me that
 ignites a burning desire to write a  guestbook entry so charged with
 emotion that it  would shock the world with its raw fiery power  and
 exciting smouldering feeling full of impact.  A marvellous entry for a
 stupendous guestbook.    Well, there it is.    OK, Bye!

  HI EVRY ONE!I HOPE ALL OF YOU ARE FINE.

Ferrari is No # in Formula I.  So is Liverpool in Soccer.

Desert Wanderer's Rule

Have you ever pondered the authorship of the works  of "William
 Shakespeare?"  Did you ever think that  perhaps William Shakespeare was
 an alien?  Maybe a  group of aliens planted one of their own as a play-
 wright in order to gain a better of understanding  of human society and
 emotions.  Thus all the phrases  pyscho Shakespeare scholars have
 delved out of his  works through the use of anagrams are actually
 secret messages to the mothership--a way for the   alien Shakespeare to
 transmit his discoveries to   his fellow aliens!

<A HREF="http://www.adgrafix.com/info/rderagon/">  <IMG
 SRC="http://www.nashville.net/~qic95/WCC/banner4.gif"
 BORDER=0><BR>  </A>  <P>

I'm sure a whole bunch of idiots have signed your guestbook trying to
 leave a "classic message", and I'm sure most of them are really
 dumb....like for instance this one. =) Oh well!!

I laughed for a good long time after reading the "Top 10 Entries" and
 thought to my self, people have too much time on their hands.  If not
 that then there is a problem with peoples use of time.  I'm a webmaster
 for a company here in Nashville so I have an excuse to be in front of
 the computer, but I cant imagine goin on-line to dearhc for
 "Veggomatics"?! Well, to each his own I guess. But you wont catch me
 butt a$$ naked dancing by myself no matter whos watching.  Its gotta be
 a pride thing, dosen't it?

Well, hello!  Just cruising by and thought I'd drop ya'll a line.
 Personally, I don't like SIGNING guestbooks, but...for you guys, I'll
 make an exception.  Don't you feel special now?  Anyways, I guess I
 could tell you about me...but, really, I'm pretty boring so...I'll just
 tell you about what I'm NOT.  Keep in mind, all that I say should be
 completely opposite what I really am!  Lets start:  I am not a girl,
 and I'm no-where NEAR the age of 16.  I have the blondest hair around
 and very light eyes.  I love to sign guestbooks, do my homework
 (especially Chemistry and Geometry), cook, clean house, and mow the
 law!  You see, I would love to grow up and be a math teacher!  Math is

I can't hope tomake the "classic" list. I just wanted to say you have a
 great place    g

HOW DARE YOU CUT MY GUESTBOOK ENRTY OFF!  *Bursts into loud cyber sobs*
 It was so...CLASSICAL!  No, I'm serious...it...grrrr...fine you know
 what, LPAGE is SCREWED up, so really, I'm not  surprised, as you've
 deleted MY guestbook three times!  So, if you want to delete my entries
 to YOUR guestbook as well, then FINE!

One day I farted, the next day I smelled it.    The same day my dog...up
 and died.

Hi, come and visit my site. This place looks great.

see ya all on the irc at #Halifax look, chat and  the best cybersex you
 everhad just kidding.

Hey! Neat Page! ( Very Classic Message! ;-) )

This is a great page!  I love the set up and the content is original and
 entertaining.

Well, if I can put more than 1 Home Page, I would have added some more,
 but since only 1 per person, it's Borneo, Land Below The Wind, where
 you can find lots of information if you ever want to visit this place.
 Where is it?  Check your map!  Tom & Paula, congratulations to both of
 you for such a great web site.

Hi!  Whatsup?  I don't know why I'm signing your guestbook...I guess I
 really don't have a life....n-e-waze (sp?) nice page....good job..Hi
 there..oh hi..how are you? fine..you? i'm pissed.. oh sorry, bye. bye.
 Random random....you know..some people say taht I need to be
 institutionalized...what do you think?? I think that that is way out
 there like that song: I like big butts and I can't lie!  YOu know?
 Ya..that one! uhhhh nothing to say.  oh ya ther eis a kid at my
 school..and he is a total dweeb..he likes my friend Sarah, so she
 slapped him.. cool huh?  Bye.

Hello Cure fans,                  So here i am for the first time on the
 Cure's web site and i'm quite happy to see that so many people are
 still caught by the Curemania. So thanks to you all and keep up the
 good work

I woke up one day thinking "sure to keep her locked in the closet....
 raped with a popsicle" explain this to me and you'll be my hero/heroes,
 this may after all be a group effort... my guess would be you'd want to
 form a task force on this one..

me again.. you know I wasn't gonna bother reading your top 10 cause I'm
 really tired, but I decided just now to take a peek.. do you have any
 idea what the definition of "best" is... perhaps you should invest in a
 dictionary... let me know if you get any guestbook entries from people
 who say they like living in your ass *pride* I have one so NNNNYYAH!

I know Tupac ain't dead, so see you when you return.  Thug nigga for
 life

Life is what you make of it, don't blow it because  you may miss out.

New support hot-line for member's only.

Wandering, like the fabled Odyseus, I did see a swift link to  your
 histories, yet in them I found such things that even  the great Zeus
 would imagine.  Indeed, I was frightened and yet  I did not back away,
 nor was my hand stayed in fear to  recount my tales to you.  I stand
 before you, I subvert myself at your  knees when I delcare that I have
 seen many glorious and fabled web pages made  up with furnishing so
 that I would declare them the lands of gods,  and yet, when I look upon
 your page, I am forced to declare to myself how so  like Mount Olympos
 it is, in its great glory.

Very interesting Web Page, do you have one with top ten Graphics or
 something?

I really enjoyed this page. It kept me busy   during my 4 hour shift at
 my school's computer lab.  I'll put in a link to you guys from my page!

Hey Hunter's how's it going.  I am a graduate of the class of "95"  I
 just wanted to say hello, and good luck on the home coming game
 tomorrow night I will be there in my maroon and gold with blaze orange
 all over.  Kick Central's butt, and keep up the tradition and the team
 spirit of the Hunter's.

Good luck with home coming this year hunters and beat 5the hell out of
 Central.  Scott Christensen, class of "95"

Hey, come see my homepage, hear my themesong, and improve the quality of
 your life!!

Great Page , Great Graphics , O just love it , thanks for the tips and
 for making this page -Patrick

Good job with a neat idea. Be back when I  can think of something
 original.

Well I just got done making my ghillie suit. My instructor was pleased.
 Ha ha, he never saw me coming. Oh well, the life of a sniper.

Peace to All. Make home pages not war. Visit my site and   send me your
 comments and suggestions. Do you want a link to your page?  Just drop
 me a line!!

Sorry, I forgot to press the sign button earlier,   so I'm pressing it
 now. Shame I can't remember what   I wrote before.

A HAIRY BACK ISN'T HALF AS DISGUSTING AS A SHAVED ONE, SO MEN (AND
 WOMEN?),REJOICE IN YOUR MANLYNESS.  WHY DO WOMEN HAVE SUCH A HANG UP
 WITH BACK HAIR? WHY NOT HAIRY ASSES?; OR BOTH!

I had no idea guest books could be so facinating.  Now I shall be
 disappointed if my new Lpage.com guestbook doesn't get cool messages
 like yours.    Polka on dudes!

This is a GREAT service!!!<BR>  <BR>  <A
 HREF="http://members.aol.com/rlshelly/rlshelly.htm"><IMG
 SRC="http://members.aol.com/rlshelly/casting_connection/banner.gif">
 </A><BR>  Rochelle Little

So, I was admiring the part in the 100 Most Classic Guest Book Entries
 that was quoted from my guestbook and decided to follow the link back
 to my home page.  Much to my surprise, there was my home page in a
 frame surrounded by ³very crazy.com very crazy.com very....²  Having
 gone to great effort not to include frames in my page (I¹ve got to even
 greater efforts not to include VRML, JAVA and Smell-O-Rama (you¹re
 welcome)) I was quite surprised.  Then I clicked on the link on my
 homepage that led back to the 100 MCGBE and there it was, framed by
 itself!  I continued to repeat this sequence, watching 100 MCGBE get
 smaller and smaller.  I would be stuck doing this still but a matter of

I am so green about the internet, guestbooks, html, & url.  I am
 enjoying cruising around the "net" but I'm not real sure of what I'm
 doing or where I'm going for that matter.  Your page is wonderful, so
 colorful and interesting.  Hope to have one of my own soon.!

If seat cushions are such great flotation devices, how come you never
 see someone take one to the beach?

DITTIO, DITTO, DITO, (IF YOU LIKE BELOW)

I really liked the idea of 100 best postings in a guest book. Pretty
 neat

Well... Hi and stuff.  I like the site.  See ya.

Here's below:  Ofter I go to sites   with guestbooks and now I know what
 becomes of   them. (like a lost sock) I sTuMbleD onto your
 page via:"Halloween"  So that just goes to show you, that you can be
 found anywhere.  PS and if you are having a bad hair day try
 http://www.safari.net/~hairtech/hairtech.htm.

Hello everyone, come and visit us! YOU'LL LOVE IT! And sign our
 guestbook of course.... Take care from the Bilén bunch

Hi everyone!  These are my first steps on the net. I´m 10.

Cool page! (That has to be just about the most common signature ever)

Well I'll leave you with this...    What does an agnostic, dyslexic,
 insomniac do  all night?  Lays awake and wonders if there REALLY is a
 DOG!    hehe I Kill me

Have been an every day Jethro Tully since 4/72...  Have met Ian, Martin,
 Pegg a few times...wondeful chaps they were too.  Long live the Jolly
 Jetros....musicianship at it's finest.  Life Is A Long Song...Martin
 Barre rules.......

Two prisoners looking out from behind bars...  One saw the mud...the
 other saw the stars....

I suffer in time.  From boredom and the march of years  I feel movement,
 hands on the clock of time  I'm close to my future, yet past my prime
 My soul is youthful, Yet my bones be brittle,  Many are the memories
 Thoughts of lost time  Years and loves  I remember the day I was born,
 Yet I cannot recall my name.  Movement is for others.  Me.  I sit here
 in my mind and grow old.   Hope you like my lil poem, wish you
 happiness  and many warm breezes.  JJK

<BR>  <P ALIGN=CENTER><a
 href="http://www.geocities.com/Athens/2048"><IMG
 SRC="http://www.geocities.com/Athens/2048/rpsban.gif"
 border=0></A></P><BR>

Neem een kijkje op mijn Home page.  Look on my Home page.

It can't really be called surfing the internet, the prices that are
 charged and the hardware that is available, make it more like padelling
 the internet, and that doesn't sound as good :)

Hey! The HotSpot Hotpage is a cool place you  can register your
 favorites place to hangout  in your own city!  Tell the world! Let
 others  in your city find out whats cool to do!

Ba weep granna weep ninny bang....Now that that's out of the way, I'd
 just like to say that I love your page,  it has successfully
 entertained me & diverted me from doing the work I'm supposed to be
 doing...But I guess that's what   web pages are for after all :)

=) F**k! You guys play with the rest of us..."classic" huh?  What should
 I write if it´s NOT classic?

I don't usually sign guest books, and wasn't going to sign  yours
 either, until I read the top 10 Classic Guestbook  Entries.  Then I
 decided that there was nothing that I could  say that would stick my
 foot farther down my mouth than some  of the entries in your list.
 Toms World is really cool, my dad told me about it.  He said  it was
 the funniest, best site he had ever seen.  I agree  with him.    Keep
 it up, thanks for the laughs and mind exercise/expansion.    Steve

hmmmm, Ya know, I always get to this point and really can't think of
 anything to say  strange, eh?    hmmmm, I guess this is as good as Any
 here's my comment:    "Chicken"

If you see a little bunny and its nose is very runny, don't say it's
 funny 'cos it's snot.

Roses are red,  Violets are blue.  Most rhymes rhyme,  But this one
 doesnt.

  I just bought one of those new wiz-bang 106 key    keyboards and was
 pressing keys to see if they all   worked and poof, I ended up here....

<b>NO HTML WACKO!</b>

<a href=http://pages.prodigy.com/slvrchr/slvrchr.htm>  <img
 src=http://pages.prodigy.com/slvrchr/cool.gif>  </a>
 <blink><h1>Cool Site</h1></blink>

Tippy my love, a poem for you:    Roses are red  Violets are blue
 Tabasco is hot  And so are you!    So I'm not orignal, who cares I'm in
 wuv!

Cool!  <a href="http://www.hili.com/~tduda"><img
 src="http://www.execnet.com/~tduda/tomgal.gif"></a>

Great home page... your use of frames is really cool. I want to be like
 you when i grow up.

HHHHHIIIIIII!!!!!!  <font color="ff0000"><a
 href="http://fly.hiwaay.net/~rnich/reaper/">Visit my
 page!</a></font>    <table align=center
 border=3><tr><th><img align=center
 src="http://fly.hiwaay.net/~rnich/cow.gif"></th></tr><
 ;/table>  My favorite picture!  "Where do you want to go, toady?"

foma:(noun):harmless untruths told to comfort simple souls; lies.

<http://www.ovnet.com/userpages/wags317/games/banner/banner.gif>
 WEll I do not know about a classic message becaues  the devil made me
 do it.

Aunty Em, Aunty Em.  There if that wasn't cliche enough try something
 original.  I'm a sadistic pacifist with a cynical outlook and have a
 secret ambition.