i! My name is cymoril and I'll be your Guestbook Goddess this day! (I know -- I'm excited too!) I roam the earth bopping from one guestbook to the next, signing and reading, reading and signing... until I eventually pass out face down in some stranger's guestbook. Then, a few stiff cups of coffee and a couple Pop Tarts and I'm good as new and off floppin' around the net once again. Cuz that's what I do. That's my deal. All roads previously taken in my life have led me to this position as 'High Priestess of Guestbooks'. I feel it is my job -- nay, my duty to bring hope and love to all the world's book people. Some people have a cross to bear in life, I have a crown to wear. (Okay, so it's really a tiara... no need to nit-pick.) What you'll find here in the days that lie ahead are my exciting accounts from the days and nights I spend in every guestbook I can get my grubby little fingers on. So keep an eye out, (just the one), because I'll be visiting and checking up on you regularly! Expect to find all the gory details of what I experience in your books right here! And remember -- not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the concept that life is serious. So I'm off to visit all the 'Book People" and see what dirt I can dig up! Check back same time same place next week to make sure it's not YOUR dirt that I dug up!! Hugs and Kisses, Your Guestbook Goddess Select an Adventure! 1 Morten the Magnificent! 2 Some Stuff I Didn't Really Necessarily Understand 3 It's A Dirty Job, But Somebody's Got To Do It 4 Looking For Love in All the Wrong Places 5 My Mind Has Wandered To learn more about the Guestbook Goddess read her personal bio Ready to return to The 100 Most Classic Guestbook Entries Ever?