Most Classic Extraterrestrial Visit


    Name: Aaaaahhhhhh.EEEEkkkkkk
    E-mail Address: galaxya35@space.universe
    Where I live: we don't have cities , we don't have provinces , we live on a planet in the distant sky
    Homepage URL: we don't play with homepages anymore
    Site name:
    Material Quality: WICKED!! Alan, you *are* the Material Girl
    Age Group: Over 80
    Rating: I wouldn't rate this page if you paid me!
    How did you get here? I am secretly stalking you and know everything about you. I came here: because I felt like it, and am NEVER leaving!
    Comments: we are watching you. we see everything. there is no escape. there is no hope. there is no savior for you. we will come. someday. maybe tomorrow....while you are sleeping.....or taking a poo. we will get you. no one escapes.

    So What does Paula think?

    • I'm locking the bathroom door from now on!

    So What does Tom think?

    • Oh come on! Now takin a poo isn't even sacred?! I hereby proclaim that from this day forth no weirdos from distant planets can harrass us when we are goin poo! And that's final.