Most Classic "Use of Fire"

      Brian Bryan
      London UK
      Link: The dark knight
      have ypou ever tried to set your farts on fire? i tried it once but it didnt work, i guess that that sort of thing dosent have enough umph in it to start an actual fire, what happened though was quite funny. I was standing over a couch at the time and i ended up setting that on fire instead. that could have something to do with the fact that i doused it in petrol before hand but i just think its a strange coincidence. oh well, bye for now, from Bill Signed on: Monday, July 22nd at 4:20AM PDT

      So What does Paula think?

      • Let me guess, you came to us from the Jim Carrey tribute page, right?

      So What does Tom think?

      • Brian, Brian, Bryan...Setting farts on fire is an art, man. Just like scuplting and painting and stuff. Leave this kind of thing to the people who know what they're doing before you burn the whole stinkin house down, OK?!