ecause life's too short and Wal-mart is too far away, Tom Russell and Paula Schroeder knew that they must create verycrazy.com! Tom and Paula feel destiny was at work when they became friends. And it kicked into overdrive when they started doing internet projects together! I mean, both of these guys even drive virtual Cadillacs! True, the tires are worn and there are big blue clouds of exhaust fumes following them everywhere they go....but they just keep driving into the internet sunset day after day! These guys spend more time zooming around in this great cyber-funland we call the net than any sane people ever would........or should! I guess that's why they're CRAZY! But even so, we think the world is a better (although much wackier!) place because of this very crazy duo.

Please allow us to introduce ourselves....


Tom was born crazy! In fact, the first words he ever spoke were something like, "ooh gaa boo ga" which loosely translated means, "Comon people! Somebody give me a hand here - this diaper is cuttin' off my circulation!" At the early age of 2 he accomplished his first crazy acheivement: a full scale art formation of the Starship Enterprise made entirely from baby "do" -- with matching wallpaper! His high school years help fill his resume with craziness as well after he completed his SAT in pig latin!

Now that Tom is 37 -- and almost an adult now! -- his greatest passion in life is trying to figure out how to get more RAM! Working no less than 39 hours a day in Photoshop is his other passion! (see surrounding graphics for what he spits back out at the end of the day!)

And then to make his days just little crazier yet, Tom goes home to a lovely wife and 3 absolutely maniac children -- Zach, Max and Chelsea! From training wheels to training pants his life is truly CRAZY with these guys on hand!

To track Tom down, send him mail at either tom@tomsworld.com or to tom@verycrazy.com and be sure to visit his own personal W O R L D for a small taste of his 3rd full time job!


Paula is currently on a very crazy hiatus!

And then there's the rest of the CRAZY crew!


Chrystal is the youngest of the bunch so far joining verycrazy.com at the whopping age of18 years old! Chrystal is currently a senior at a private catholic high school! Just think, someone as crazy as THIS attending catholic school! Believe it or not, it's true. Chrystal's favorite hobby is, of course, shopping. She is always on the look out for the most trendy and CRAZY outfits that she can find. This is not an easy task considering she lives in the middle of nowhere - also known as Oregon. When she is not out and about trying to live the normally insane life of the teenager, she finds herself trying to avoid homework by working on her most wacky homepage called Chrystal's Homepage Stop and have a beverage with Chrystal if you happen to be in the neighborhood!

Chrystal is currently single, and still looking for that perfect guy. A feat that seems almost impossible at this point. Her family consists of her and her parents. Yes she is an only child. Her parents decided one kid was enough after her craziness started to shine through as soon as she could walk and talk! Which is exactly why Tom & Paula hand picked Chrystal to become an Official Staff Member at verycrazy.com! Chrystal makes her debut at verycrazy.com by bopping around the wild, wild Web in search of canidates for the Craziest Sites on the Planet Tour! Be sure to look around...she might just show up at YOUR site! And then look for her in many other Very Crazy adventures, events and crazed madness in the days ahead!

By the way, Chrystal absolutly loves to get e-mail, so feel free to drop her a line and say whatever is on your mind! You can reach her at chrystal@mind.net


You can call her cymoril (cy for short) - she's from a land very far away. You can't get there from here. We're talkin' way off the map...all we know is it's located somewhere in between guestbook heaven and HELL! Let's just say Tom & Paula searched long and hard to find a woman like THIS!!

cymoril has always had big plans for an exciting life, but since her hopes to be a rocket scientist were crushed by "the Man," and now that she's nearly over the clinical depression caused by said tragedy, she now rules the Guestbook World as it's appointed Goddess. (Lucky break, huh?!) Verycrazy.com's world famous 100 Most Classic Guestbook Entries Ever! may never be the same now that the episodic adventure (entitled, "My life as a Guestbook Goddess"!) has cymoril in the starring role! Her duty? Why of course, to go into the guestbook world and reproduce! Something tells us that Cy's finally gettin' to blast her ROCKET off once and for all!

When cy isn't roaming aimlesly through the guestbook's of the world, she really digs doin' the HTML Tango! Her favorite places are cymoril's House o' Duct Tape, (she spent atleast a week workin' on this the afternoon it was created... which, now that we think about it, does feed into her 'rip in the time-space continuum' theory!) And since she lives in the middle of an ocean on the land mass called Hawaii, her and her significant other have created the ILHawaii Page. Heck, even her 13 year old hippie son has joined the HTML action with his Matthew's Top Ten Sites page! And When it's late at night and cy isn't doin' the HTML thing OR when she can't be found in your guestbook, it's probably because she's on Prospero's IRC server (irc.quarterdeck.com) chatting with friends and fans! Please feel free to email cymoril at either cymoril@hilo.net or goddess@verycrazy.com with your comments and/or suggestions regarding her travels as your reigning Guestbook Goddess... she thrives on your input!


Scott is a Scientist, yes, we said Scientist. He's also the guy Tom And Paula thought was just right for reviewing and rating all the crazy sites on The Craziest Sites on the Planet Tour! This makes Scott verycrazy.com's official "Tour Guide Analyst". Because Scott is BEYOND crazy he was the obvious choice for this job!!

When he's not reviewing crazy sites for the Tour Guide, Scott does what the other thing he enjoys most -- study man-made earthquakes! He also loves to be near his wife...but with his job taking him literally from one end of the planet to the other, living in the same STATE sometimes seems to become a challenge for this kooky couple! Scott also finds time to maintain a very wacky Web Site of his own! Naturally, his site is completely interactive, and another great way to waste several hours! Be sure to pay him a visit!

You can write to Scott about anything from Earthquakes to the Packers! Reach him at sdavis@seidata.com



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