OK. So you just found out that you're gonna have a BOY! First off, we'd just like to say, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! We don't want to scare you or anything, but your life is RUINED! Nothing has been proven to change life as quickly as a baby boy. No matter what these Dr. Spocks dudes tell you, boys and girls are NOT the same! Boys are born with one major objective, and that is of course to -- DESTROY your house and all it's contents! From the minute you plop these guys out in the delivery room until the day you finally KICK them out on the streets they begin a full scale attack on the home. Generally speaking, the only thing that can even briefly sidetrack them is FOOD! Which means that they'll also destroy the refrigerator! Yes, you're in for some BIG fun now! Choosing a name for this guy is gonna be the EASY part!

OK...so there's a right way to name a boy and a wrong way. Basically, there a dozen names or so that are absolutely out of the question...unless of course, you WANT your little guy to grow up and CHANGE his name (and did we mention, HATE you forever??!). So here's our Top 10 names that we don't just recommend that you avoid, we FORBID you to use these names!

1. - Howard

2. - Herman

3. - Elmer

4. - Gomer

5. - Frank

6. - Chester

7. - George

8. - Ed

9. - Walter

10. - Harold