The world is full of people who aspire to be a world class photographer They attempt to master the art of taking truly breathtaking photos and we applaud them! But it suddenly occured to us that that we want to know just how many people are aspiring to take really CRAPPY photos?! Well, we just happen to think it's high time that some world class CRAPPY photographers emerge in this world! And because that's just the kind of people we are, we'd like to offer some very practical suggestions on how YOU can master the art of crappy picture taking too! 1. If you have a camera with a "zoom" feature - always use it, no matter what. There's nothing more appealing than having the top 1/3 of everyone's head cut off, or a great close-up of an eye-ball and a nose. 2. Buy all your film from the clearance bin at K-Mart. 3. Forget that 35mm stuff! Cameras that take 110 film only cost $1.99! Or use those crazy Throw away ones! 4. For that special added effect, touch the lens of the camera after you've finished eating a carmel apple. 5. Drink at least 15 cans of Mountain Dew before you start your photo adventure. 6. Yell out "look over there!" right before you snap the picture. 7. Smear mud on a white wall and have your subjects stand beside it. This detracts from the whiteness of the wall. 8. Say smile at least twenty times and then count to fifty before snapping that special family photo. 9. Be original - put the short people in the back and the tall people in the foreground. 10. During those memorable holiday "Kodak Moments," make sure that everyone has food in their mouths before you ask, "say cheese."