1. Develop a "bent-wrist swaggering walk." 2. Buy all your clothes at L. L. Bean. 3. Always use a camera strap, and never leave home without something slung over your shoulder. 4. Become know as the person who people say, "oh, no, he's got his camera out" about. 5. Learn to make that inverted thumb artsy square thing with your fingers and use that fingure box to study everything you come in contact with. 6. Carry a polaroid camera around, take pictures of strangers, and then ask for a dollar. 7. Sign your name: John Doe (but use your name), Photographer Extraordinaire. 8. Get on a first name basis with the employees at Proex. 9. Post every single picture you've ever taken on your web site. 10. Ask your mother to brag about your abilities to all her friends.